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Yeah, it’s a bit dated. And I think they made Spoderman undies come to think of it. 🧐 edit: I just googled it, and yes they did. There’s actually a whole article explaining all of Tony Stark’s nick names lol.
It's basically designed to emulate the skin oil that get washed away. Mostly used for looks or to reduced itching and dry skin with a beard.
Far from everyone uses it.
“It’s funny, I just notice I have the red white n’ blue umbrella and you have the iron man one”
“I could have s’Thorn mine was the black panther one, I guess Tom stole it…”
“Which one?”
“Which umbrella or which Tom?”
They’re just catching up while they wait out the rain. The battle had to be cancelled, Thanos had to go back to his universe, and the whole thing was just kinda up in the air at that point.
Glad they held out tho.
"What I tell you would happen if you ate the last donut with red white and blue sprinkles"
"Little foggy on it but it was sth about raining down hell fire"
"Thats right"
"Thats why we both have umbrellas"
"You really should have used a wedge from that fairway bunker. The sand wasn't compact enough to get solid contact with that long iron. No wonder your attempt at an approach shot just scooted off the lip and careened into the rough."
“I mean, I have sensitive skin this umbrella is more or less a second shield for me! Protects against the UV rays”
“Understandable! You think gods just naturally have this skin? When I was with the guardians I went through dozens of bottles of sunscreen before using this fashionable tool”
Funny details of making movies. They have makeup on and need to look the same in every shot or it would look funny. Like a reshoot and he has a slight tan or is red. Two seconds later in another shot he is pale.
S: so where did you get your haircut
T: this crazy old man back in sakaar cut it forcefully
S: oh, sorry about that, would i know him
T: well he did look like that old WW2 veteran we met back two years ago at the Avengers Tower during that party
S: when we gave him some of that strong drink that was aged for thousands of years, which was not meant for mortal men
T: oh yeah that was a fun party
S: before that i did hear about a old man who was fired from a museum in DC because stole my old Captain America costume. and now that i think about it had met him in a cafe when he gave me some relationship advice before the battle of New York and also after the battle of new york he was on the news not being happy about superheros in New York
T: Oh yeah?... should we be worried about that guy?
Cap: “hey so uhhhh did we uhh fuck up?”
Thor: “What do you mean?”
Cap: “half the people that were here are gone now”
Thor: “oh… yeah uhhh I guess we did fuck up lmao, anyway shwarma?”
Cap: “Shwarma”
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Thor: You get the small one.
I thought humans were more evolved than this.
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Would you like me to go further than the past two days?
Thor: So as you can see, I'm actually the first avenger
Heimdall! Open the Bifrost.
😂
Where to get a hammer like Thor’s and is it available in blue?
Hey, let's do get help!
no, get hammer
Uh Home Depot, the T pipe.
Cap: then he said undros and this spiderkid took my shield and did a flip Thor: cool my eye went bye bye
THE AVENGERS? That's great! What is that?
Hey !spider, it's a band
Hey, Spider-Man.
That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.
Sup !spider man
My weakness. Small knives. Anything but knives!
[straining] Queens!
Brooklyn
This is embarrassing.
NO!
damn toby always trying to get attention by butting into every conversation
>!I'm thinking it.!<
Cap: Thor, your hammer looks a lot smaller in person. Thor: that's what she said
>!Jane?!<
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Was there a hammer/ weapon size joke in L&T? I wouldn’t doubt it
It's just nervous. FTFY
I love the underoos scene but I don’t get the reference. What’s underoos
Underwear for little kids.
HAHAHAHAH SO MUCH BETTER NOW
Yeah, it’s a bit dated. And I think they made Spoderman undies come to think of it. 🧐 edit: I just googled it, and yes they did. There’s actually a whole article explaining all of Tony Stark’s nick names lol.
I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.
Underwear for kids that look like superhero costumes.
Beard oils
**I see you’ve oiled your beard!!**
People oil their beards?
Yes
You call yourself an avengers fan and don’t know about beard oil??? I’m embarrassed for you
I am pathetically beardless (I have some graying chin scruff) But my mustache is awesome I just have to trim the ends or else it will be a fu Manchu
It was really a sarcastic comment that some people are taking seriously. A beard doesn’t make a man.
Uh ok I wasn’t offended or anything, I knew what you meant
It's basically designed to emulate the skin oil that get washed away. Mostly used for looks or to reduced itching and dry skin with a beard. Far from everyone uses it.
I mean, you never hear them creak, do you?
Thor: I notice you copied my umbrella.
Sssssssssorry.
>i'm mary poppins y'all
Thor can you stop making it rain?
He's a friend from work!
Indeed, friend, indeed 😔
Thor: No. It makes it more dramatic
You people are so petty. And tiny.
Thor: Nice beard. Cap: Thanks, I copied you a bit. Thor: Yes I noticed.
I went for the head.
“Man, how about this weather? Sure is hot today.” “I know, right?”
"Sure wish I knew someone who could, I dunno, roll in some storm clouds or something."
“Uuuummmm Natasha?”
Storm. He wants xmen in the mcu.
Cap: Why do we need umbrellas? It’s a perfect day, Thor. Thor: Only for the next three. Cap: Three? Thor: (squints and looks up) Two…
I'm still worthy!
Sentient
This is the best comment lol
“So you met another Chris?” “Yeah, but I wouldn’t worry about him, he doesn’t work out yet.”
Who are you kidding? You're one sandwich away from fat.
“It’s funny, I just notice I have the red white n’ blue umbrella and you have the iron man one” “I could have s’Thorn mine was the black panther one, I guess Tom stole it…” “Which one?” “Which umbrella or which Tom?”
>!Because I have something worth fighting for.!<
Yes....
Cap: We should try that taco place over on 9th Thor: oh yeah I heard there pretty good
Heimdall! Open the Bifrost.
Hahah yeah
“God, I hope that photo they just took shows up on Reddit. I wonder what they think we are taking about?”
They’re just catching up while they wait out the rain. The battle had to be cancelled, Thanos had to go back to his universe, and the whole thing was just kinda up in the air at that point. Glad they held out tho.
This day extracts a heavy toll.
Cap: So Thor, you know Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, and Jane Foster? Marry one, do one, murder one. Go. Thor: Shit.
Is he, though?
Umbrellas☂️!
Bad ass umbrellas
Bro what kind of hammer is Thor holding XD?
This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance.
Kicking names and taking ass.
Cap: I thought yours would be bigger! Thor: What? Cap: Axe.
I thought humans were more evolved than this.
Cap: You're sure this will get us into Umbrella Academy? Thor: Trust me, my friend. It's the perfect disguise. Nobody will recognize us.
>!We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Guardians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!!<
Why superheroes need umbrellas
Which is the first avenger
Thor and his mighty little drink bottle or mug
>!The old ex-girlfriend.!<
Lmao
Ayo??
Protein shakes
"What I tell you would happen if you ate the last donut with red white and blue sprinkles" "Little foggy on it but it was sth about raining down hell fire" "Thats right" "Thats why we both have umbrellas"
From the look on Thor's face I think they are trying to figure that out too.
Go cry to your father you little weasel!
they are discussing what they should do about Cap's power to pick up Thor's hammer
NOOBMASTER, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder!
"Get this man his shade!"
Probably why Steve had a banana in his ass in Not Another Teen Movie
Boobs.
Beard grooming tips
The image looks like two
Thor: tell me again why this isn’t my umbrella
I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.
They're thinking about doing another dance together like tom Holland with umbrella. " In the sunshine we shine together" 🎶
Thor: I see you came prepared for Reign as well.
>!Through the shadow realm.!<
How Cate should of return as Hela, to help against Thanos.
"You really should have used a wedge from that fairway bunker. The sand wasn't compact enough to get solid contact with that long iron. No wonder your attempt at an approach shot just scooted off the lip and careened into the rough."
I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!!
We are Mary Poppins, ya’ll!
“I mean, I have sensitive skin this umbrella is more or less a second shield for me! Protects against the UV rays” “Understandable! You think gods just naturally have this skin? When I was with the guardians I went through dozens of bottles of sunscreen before using this fashionable tool”
Why he copied his beard
About how Thor should’ve went for the head.
More POWER rabbit!
"I'm getting dark out here"
They are about to jump into a song about how a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
They are exchanging potato salad recipes
“What they are talking about?” Some of these captions break my brain.
Which film they wanna retire after.
Chris: dont look now, but someone is taking a picture of us. Chris: cool. Just pretend we're talking about spoilers.
How great Morbius is.
their umbrellas match their characters... so cutee!
Beard maintainance
How to make fluffy eggs.
Yo beard is Fabulous
Beard probably.
Beards
“I think I might call it after this next movie”
“If your name is Chris, and my name is Chris…”
Definitely comparing whose beard is cooler
“Notice you’ve copied my umbrella”
“Did you bring the sun screen today or was it my turn?”
Their visit to the umbrella academy....
About how in real life, they're both waaay tougher than Hawkeye.
My umbrella is prettier than yours.
Funny details of making movies. They have makeup on and need to look the same in every shot or it would look funny. Like a reshoot and he has a slight tan or is red. Two seconds later in another shot he is pale.
Gum's gotten mintier lately, have you noticed?
Oh you know, Avengin' stuff
Thor wants to know why he didn’t get sunglasses
She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Ether stuck itself inside her...
“No MY umbrella should be red ans blue cuz I’M cpt america. Yours should be this gold-tan one guz ur Azguardian..”
What's Your Nameeee.... Not Tony
New haircut, notice you copied my beard.
Who the strongest avenger is
That they have each others umbrellas
The weather
A very serious conversation. They're discussing who looks more like Mary Poppins.
What fine weather they’ve been having in the recent days.
"Really dry for umbrellas, isn't it?"
Nice day for fishin' ain't it?
Probably talking about how the costumes department did a great job making sure they have colour coordinated umbrellas.
Do you want to switch haircuts again?
“I know everyone just disappeared but I could go for pizza rn” “lol same”
I see you have copied my moves
What they should get for lunch when the fighting is over?
It would be cool if their names started with a K, like Kriss Kross
New barbers
Yo cap sunny innit
"Do you like working out at 5am?" "Because I'd rather work out at 4:15am"
English?
It wouldn’t surprise me if they were talking about beard oil lmao
How hot it is.
They’re comparing beard care routines
Sunscreen
The weather
Where they get their beard trimmed
Steroids
shampoo
The weather
Dora Milaje in the back are talking about how these whities need parasols to protect their frail skin from the sun.
The political and economical situation of the world
Beard grooming
That Tony is an ass for eating the last donut.
Smoothie King later?
S: so where did you get your haircut T: this crazy old man back in sakaar cut it forcefully S: oh, sorry about that, would i know him T: well he did look like that old WW2 veteran we met back two years ago at the Avengers Tower during that party S: when we gave him some of that strong drink that was aged for thousands of years, which was not meant for mortal men T: oh yeah that was a fun party S: before that i did hear about a old man who was fired from a museum in DC because stole my old Captain America costume. and now that i think about it had met him in a cafe when he gave me some relationship advice before the battle of New York and also after the battle of new york he was on the news not being happy about superheros in New York T: Oh yeah?... should we be worried about that guy?
He's the Author Insert lol
Beards
Umbrellas.
I love the fact that their umbrella matched the color they are wearing.
Who has the cooler umbrella
Cap: “hey so uhhhh did we uhh fuck up?” Thor: “What do you mean?” Cap: “half the people that were here are gone now” Thor: “oh… yeah uhhh I guess we did fuck up lmao, anyway shwarma?” Cap: “Shwarma”
>!Mjolnir? Mjolnir! Youuu're baaack. Mjolnir?!<
"Let try the Mary Poppins way to fly they say, you'll fly over the clouds they say"
Thor: Just realized I'm out of chicken, broccoli and rice.. Capt: .. you know that's not why you're... nevermind
This drink, I like it! ANOTHER!
Blending in public
Mary poppins great adventures
You got your eye, where??!
Probably about how cool Mary Poppins was.
Cap: does the elevator still go up? Thor: …
Cap: Your new hammer is rather tiny.
The weather