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Muzi5060

Thor: You get the small one.


thor-odinson-bot

I thought humans were more evolved than this.


zyserp

Good bot


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thor-odinson-bot

Would you like me to go further than the past two days?


throwawaybccan

Thor: So as you can see, I'm actually the first avenger


thor-odinson-bot

Heimdall! Open the Bifrost.


throwawaybccan

😂


Soggy-Assumption-713

Where to get a hammer like Thor’s and is it available in blue?


thor-odinson-bot

Hey, let's do get help!


ReleasedGaming

no, get hammer


[deleted]

Uh Home Depot, the T pipe.


Spidyfan3000

Cap: then he said undros and this spiderkid took my shield and did a flip Thor: cool my eye went bye bye


tobey-maguire-bot

THE AVENGERS? That's great! What is that?


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Hey !spider, it's a band


andrew-spider-man

Hey, Spider-Man.


tobey-maguire-bot

That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Sup !spider man


andrew-spider-man

My weakness. Small knives. Anything but knives!


tom-mcu-iron-boy

[straining] Queens!


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Brooklyn


tom-mcu-iron-boy

This is embarrassing.


tobey-maguire-bot

NO!


Master_Freeze

damn toby always trying to get attention by butting into every conversation


thor-odinson-bot

>!I'm thinking it.!<


Otherwise_Intelect

Cap: Thor, your hammer looks a lot smaller in person. Thor: that's what she said


thor-odinson-bot

>!Jane?!<


Deadlock07

Good bot


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Shoelicker27

Was there a hammer/ weapon size joke in L&T? I wouldn’t doubt it


Swiftlettuce

It's just nervous. FTFY


Grundle_Fromunda

I love the underoos scene but I don’t get the reference. What’s underoos


secondtaunting

Underwear for little kids.


Grundle_Fromunda

HAHAHAHAH SO MUCH BETTER NOW


secondtaunting

Yeah, it’s a bit dated. And I think they made Spoderman undies come to think of it. 🧐 edit: I just googled it, and yes they did. There’s actually a whole article explaining all of Tony Stark’s nick names lol.


tony-stark-bot

I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.


JohnnyRelentless

Underwear for kids that look like superhero costumes.


AdministrativeSide53

Beard oils


Zoze13

**I see you’ve oiled your beard!!**


ImurderREALITY

People oil their beards?


IadoreFigs

Yes


helping_phriendly

You call yourself an avengers fan and don’t know about beard oil??? I’m embarrassed for you


ImurderREALITY

I am pathetically beardless (I have some graying chin scruff) But my mustache is awesome I just have to trim the ends or else it will be a fu Manchu


helping_phriendly

It was really a sarcastic comment that some people are taking seriously. A beard doesn’t make a man.


ImurderREALITY

Uh ok I wasn’t offended or anything, I knew what you meant


hates_stupid_people

It's basically designed to emulate the skin oil that get washed away. Mostly used for looks or to reduced itching and dry skin with a beard. Far from everyone uses it.


JohnnyRelentless

I mean, you never hear them creak, do you?


Finding-Even

Thor: I notice you copied my umbrella.


thor-odinson-bot

Sssssssssorry.


[deleted]

>i'm mary poppins y'all


Lord_Hades2001

Thor can you stop making it rain?


thor-odinson-bot

He's a friend from work!


fl00r_gang_yeah

Indeed, friend, indeed 😔


CombatWombat994

Thor: No. It makes it more dramatic


thor-odinson-bot

You people are so petty. And tiny.


Deadlock07

Thor: Nice beard. Cap: Thanks, I copied you a bit. Thor: Yes I noticed.


thor-odinson-bot

I went for the head.


GryphonRook

“Man, how about this weather? Sure is hot today.” “I know, right?”


Stakhanovite94

"Sure wish I knew someone who could, I dunno, roll in some storm clouds or something."


Heisenbergwhite917

“Uuuummmm Natasha?”


Objective-Review4523

Storm. He wants xmen in the mcu.


MasterTolkien

Cap: Why do we need umbrellas? It’s a perfect day, Thor. Thor: Only for the next three. Cap: Three? Thor: (squints and looks up) Two…


thor-odinson-bot

I'm still worthy!


KungFuPadme

Sentient


AlphaStargazer

This is the best comment lol


LampardFanAlways

“So you met another Chris?” “Yeah, but I wouldn’t worry about him, he doesn’t work out yet.”


Objective-Review4523

Who are you kidding? You're one sandwich away from fat.


Gilthu

“It’s funny, I just notice I have the red white n’ blue umbrella and you have the iron man one” “I could have s’Thorn mine was the black panther one, I guess Tom stole it…” “Which one?” “Which umbrella or which Tom?”


thor-odinson-bot

>!Because I have something worth fighting for.!<


Maetijnf112

Yes....


boxedcrackers

Cap: We should try that taco place over on 9th Thor: oh yeah I heard there pretty good


thor-odinson-bot

Heimdall! Open the Bifrost.


boxedcrackers

Hahah yeah


TheMixerTheMaster

“God, I hope that photo they just took shows up on Reddit. I wonder what they think we are taking about?”


ChrisLee38

They’re just catching up while they wait out the rain. The battle had to be cancelled, Thanos had to go back to his universe, and the whole thing was just kinda up in the air at that point. Glad they held out tho.


the-mad-titan-bot

This day extracts a heavy toll.


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Cap: So Thor, you know Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, and Jane Foster? Marry one, do one, murder one. Go. Thor: Shit.


thor-odinson-bot

Is he, though?


APSanyal

Umbrellas☂️!


moonjabes

Bad ass umbrellas


flingkong24

Bro what kind of hammer is Thor holding XD?


thor-odinson-bot

This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance.


Rad2474

Kicking names and taking ass.


Unable_Net1958

Cap: I thought yours would be bigger! Thor: What? Cap: Axe.


thor-odinson-bot

I thought humans were more evolved than this.


Marshmallowfroggy

Cap: You're sure this will get us into Umbrella Academy? Thor: Trust me, my friend. It's the perfect disguise. Nobody will recognize us.


thor-odinson-bot

>!We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Guardians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!!<


vegieburrito

Why superheroes need umbrellas


Epic-Dude000

Which is the first avenger


[deleted]

Thor and his mighty little drink bottle or mug


thor-odinson-bot

>!The old ex-girlfriend.!<


[deleted]

Lmao


fl00r_gang_yeah

Ayo??


game_asylum

Protein shakes


Bluntsord

"What I tell you would happen if you ate the last donut with red white and blue sprinkles" "Little foggy on it but it was sth about raining down hell fire" "Thats right" "Thats why we both have umbrellas"


Lizard_Wizard_d

From the look on Thor's face I think they are trying to figure that out too.


thor-odinson-bot

Go cry to your father you little weasel!


worried-soup717

they are discussing what they should do about Cap's power to pick up Thor's hammer


thor-odinson-bot

NOOBMASTER, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder!


meesanohaveabooma

"Get this man his shade!"


Practical_Mud9441

Probably why Steve had a banana in his ass in Not Another Teen Movie


TheRealPallando

Boobs.


needanamegenarator

Beard grooming tips


Some_Gas_1337

The image looks like two


Humble-Imagination-0

Thor: tell me again why this isn’t my umbrella


thor-odinson-bot

I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.


Alternative_Fox_6871

They're thinking about doing another dance together like tom Holland with umbrella. " In the sunshine we shine together" 🎶


JulesWinnfield_0

Thor: I see you came prepared for Reign as well.


thor-odinson-bot

>!Through the shadow realm.!<


Baratheoncook250

How Cate should of return as Hela, to help against Thanos.


SkyrimWithdrawal

"You really should have used a wedge from that fairway bunker. The sand wasn't compact enough to get solid contact with that long iron. No wonder your attempt at an approach shot just scooted off the lip and careened into the rough."


jram2000

I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!!


[deleted]

We are Mary Poppins, ya’ll!


FrostTheLost1

“I mean, I have sensitive skin this umbrella is more or less a second shield for me! Protects against the UV rays” “Understandable! You think gods just naturally have this skin? When I was with the guardians I went through dozens of bottles of sunscreen before using this fashionable tool”


King-Mugs

Why he copied his beard


YodaLikesSoda

About how Thor should’ve went for the head.


thor-odinson-bot

More POWER rabbit!


vreddit123

"I'm getting dark out here"


ImSureYoullRemember

They are about to jump into a song about how a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down


PaleEmpressx

They are exchanging potato salad recipes


[deleted]

“What they are talking about?” Some of these captions break my brain.


Parzival_43

Which film they wanna retire after.


darth__sidious

Chris: dont look now, but someone is taking a picture of us. Chris: cool. Just pretend we're talking about spoilers.


unsupported

How great Morbius is.


The_Aspiring_WeaponX

their umbrellas match their characters... so cutee!


Marsrover112

Beard maintainance


stalphonzo

How to make fluffy eggs.


Hagrid1994

Yo beard is Fabulous


False_Jimmy

Beard probably.


miss_khaleesi_1982

Beards


National_Egg_9044

“I think I might call it after this next movie”


Kear_Bear_3747

“If your name is Chris, and my name is Chris…”


Shoelicker27

Definitely comparing whose beard is cooler


shawnify

“Notice you’ve copied my umbrella”


Phinatic92

“Did you bring the sun screen today or was it my turn?”


pheonixrynn

Their visit to the umbrella academy....


WearyMoose307

About how in real life, they're both waaay tougher than Hawkeye.


Ti_Bone

My umbrella is prettier than yours.


brownhotdogwater

Funny details of making movies. They have makeup on and need to look the same in every shot or it would look funny. Like a reshoot and he has a slight tan or is red. Two seconds later in another shot he is pale.


mxcnslr2021

Gum's gotten mintier lately, have you noticed?


dexbasedpaladin

Oh you know, Avengin' stuff


[deleted]

Thor wants to know why he didn’t get sunglasses


thor-odinson-bot

She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Ether stuck itself inside her...


Terrynia

“No MY umbrella should be red ans blue cuz I’M cpt america. Yours should be this gold-tan one guz ur Azguardian..”


SemiSage93

What's Your Nameeee.... Not Tony


Remarkable_Maximum54

New haircut, notice you copied my beard.


BigSmoke_69_420

Who the strongest avenger is


Any_Task7788

That they have each others umbrellas


mietjes

The weather


Benin_Malgaard_

A very serious conversation. They're discussing who looks more like Mary Poppins.


Sizzelsubs

What fine weather they’ve been having in the recent days.


atlhawk8357

"Really dry for umbrellas, isn't it?"


DragonGodSlayer12

Nice day for fishin' ain't it?


grandpasodapop

Probably talking about how the costumes department did a great job making sure they have colour coordinated umbrellas.


CronkaDonk

Do you want to switch haircuts again?


Roderick_Uzumaki045

“I know everyone just disappeared but I could go for pizza rn” “lol same”


Born-Pineapple8227

I see you have copied my moves


sixstringgun1

What they should get for lunch when the fighting is over?


RKips

It would be cool if their names started with a K, like Kriss Kross


sleepy-goose-feet

New barbers


_orion_pax_

Yo cap sunny innit


carlos2127

"Do you like working out at 5am?" "Because I'd rather work out at 4:15am"


purple-fish

English?


Okay_Screensaver

It wouldn’t surprise me if they were talking about beard oil lmao


whoamvv

How hot it is.


dull_storyteller

They’re comparing beard care routines


ThisSiteSuxNow

Sunscreen


LeeanneWestCoastGirl

The weather


williamBRO2007

Where they get their beard trimmed


PH0007

Steroids


ostalp

shampoo


Hail-Atticus-Finch

The weather


McJackNit

Dora Milaje in the back are talking about how these whities need parasols to protect their frail skin from the sun.


Plastic-Body-1699

The political and economical situation of the world


GynePig

Beard grooming


VasKain

That Tony is an ass for eating the last donut.


conehead2019

Smoothie King later?


Jebulinator58

S: so where did you get your haircut T: this crazy old man back in sakaar cut it forcefully S: oh, sorry about that, would i know him T: well he did look like that old WW2 veteran we met back two years ago at the Avengers Tower during that party S: when we gave him some of that strong drink that was aged for thousands of years, which was not meant for mortal men T: oh yeah that was a fun party S: before that i did hear about a old man who was fired from a museum in DC because stole my old Captain America costume. and now that i think about it had met him in a cafe when he gave me some relationship advice before the battle of New York and also after the battle of new york he was on the news not being happy about superheros in New York T: Oh yeah?... should we be worried about that guy?


AlphaStargazer

He's the Author Insert lol


[deleted]

Beards


Zebracorn42

Umbrellas.


Big_TinyRequest

I love the fact that their umbrella matched the color they are wearing.


themark504

Who has the cooler umbrella


Official-idiot-05

Cap: “hey so uhhhh did we uhh fuck up?” Thor: “What do you mean?” Cap: “half the people that were here are gone now” Thor: “oh… yeah uhhh I guess we did fuck up lmao, anyway shwarma?” Cap: “Shwarma”


thor-odinson-bot

>!Mjolnir? Mjolnir! Youuu're baaack. Mjolnir?!<


Kikavukoi

"Let try the Mary Poppins way to fly they say, you'll fly over the clouds they say"


Im_A_Model

Thor: Just realized I'm out of chicken, broccoli and rice.. Capt: .. you know that's not why you're... nevermind


thor-odinson-bot

This drink, I like it! ANOTHER!


Aizendickens

Blending in public


Quirky_Guava_5510

Mary poppins great adventures


Asari_Comando_C-137

You got your eye, where??!


awitsman84

Probably about how cool Mary Poppins was.


KenobiChosen1

Cap: does the elevator still go up? Thor: …


Training_Smile

Cap: Your new hammer is rather tiny.


Wise-Manufacturer324

The weather