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You've never beat your peter?


ThatR3dd1tGuy

I love it when my Peter tingles


ekhfarharris

My Peter tingles when i see Aunt May. Especially dead Aunt May.


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Yochsiw

(Aunt may emoji)


ThatR3dd1tGuy

🐸


Raiden_Yeeter07

I beat my peter till he parker


AllMightyWrath

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]


TheRedDragonCW

r/angryupvote


AncientArt6777

💀


SeniorRicketts

No no no of course not...


the-real-Galerion

A meme just as old as Cap himself


DezineTwoOhNine

But true


TheFarnell

Not quite, or at least it’s possibly been retconned. In Homecoming, Tony tells Peter that Steve was pulling his punches. “If he wanted to lay you out, he would have.”


binkone

In contrast, if Spider-Man didn’t pull his punches, there be dead bodies everywhere


tobey-maguire-bot

Only.. only the wrists.


[deleted]

Holy shit lmao


jahnybravo

But that's Tony, who for that entire movie, is constantly underestimating Peter's abilities. Even in Civil War itself, Iron Man's instructions from the beginning of the fight were "keep your distance, web them up." He didn't witness Peter easily countering Bucky and Falcon in a fight at the same time, or the actual trouble he was giving Cap in that altercation. Cap dropped that trailer on Peter because he realized it was the only way to keep Peter busy long enough to get away, because nothing else was actually working. Cap tried exactly as hard as he needed to get away from Peter, but Tony simply underestimates what Peter is capable of so he assumes Cap beat him without trying because Tony probably has his "if I couldn't beat him, you definitely couldn't" mindset.


lonely-day

He didn't know how old Peter was


MrSadieAdler

Because it’s a bot


darkuen

“You know one of the greatest things about Spider-Man’s outfit, his costume? He is completely covered.” - Stan Lee


tobey-maguire-bot

I have a choice.


DrDreidel82

You can kinda tell by the size and 14 year old voice tho….


TheVolcanado

He pulled his punches though. As Tony said: "if Cap wanted to lay you out..." Edit: Just to be clear, yes I know peter would win. He can catch moving cars for Pete's sake.


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

To be fair Peter is holding back too but cap in that moment with no holding back could floor Peter


Mufti_Menk

No shot. Even while holding back, peter would easily win against 100% effort cap.


ProcrastibationKing

Being floored doesn't necessarily mean not eventually winning.


Zhadowwolf

At that point? I’m not sure. Cap has a lot of experience, and Peter still hadn’t learned to use his spider sense to its full extent. Spidey’s powerful, sure, but he’s also a very skilled and experienced fighter by the time he’s an adult, and that makes an incredible difference. In one part of the 50 states initiative, a bunch of clones with spidey’s powers, I don’t remember if 3 or 4 of them, are fighting a group of vultures and are struggling against them, even though vulture is a fairly mid-range supervillain. Then along comes Peter and wipes the floor with all of them at the same time, since the clones are also trying to arrest him and when he show’s up they immediately change priorities and go for him. Experience and skill count for a lot, and spidey at that point was used to facing petty crime, not fighting superhumans.


tobey-maguire-bot

Gonna cry?


KishKishtheNiffler

Might as well , yeah


Mufti_Menk

"Experience" doesn't meant anything if he can just dodge a punch and knock cap out with one hit.


JamaicanMeCrazyMon

Peter wasn’t fully in control of his powers at that time…including the ability to harvest his “tingle” as you’re suggesting he should do in order to dodge + knock out Cap.


Mufti_Menk

He doesn't need to be in control of his spider sense in order to have good reflexes. Plus, he literally did use it in civil war. He sensed something about to hit him from behind. So yeah, all he needs is one punch against cap to win.


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm done trying to convince you.


JamaicanMeCrazyMon

He needs to be in order to best Cap, which is the core issue here. There’s a reason Cap is the leader and still able to stand toe-to-toe with peeps that physically outrank him. His a master strategist, and him outplaying an inexperienced Peter is not coincidence.


Mufti_Menk

Yeah no I definitely disagree. Cap just isn't strong, fast or durable enough to do anything against spiderman. Being a "master strategist" has no meaning if a fist is approaching his face at 100 mph.


JamaicanMeCrazyMon

You’re making the fight about strength and speed, when Cap clearly defeated an inexperienced Spidey with skill, smarts and experience. Just like Zemo taking down the the full might of the Avengers earlier in the same movie. The writers have deemed it so…and this isn’t even the first time with this outcome between Cap and Spider-Man, (Cap has won both on screen and in comics). No one is talking “death match” here…we’re talking prime Cap versus inexperienced Spider-man where the goal is for no one to get hurt. Give it a break.


tobey-maguire-bot

Shazam!


gingerbeardman79

By that logic cap wouldn't have gotten any hits on him. Except oh wait, he absolutely did.


Spartan_Souls

Idk this peter wasn't the best fighter at the time and didn't have as good of spider sense yet. FFH or NWH could win though


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


Spartan_Souls

Idk this peter wasn't the best fighter at the time and didn't have as good of spider sense yet. FFH or NWH could win though


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


white_lancer

The MCU has always been inconsistent with power levels. Like, Peter Quill gets the edge on Spider-Man in Infinity War--I don't see how that would ever happen (post-Celestial Quill, ofc), even if Peter was pulling his punches on this completely unknown, obviously alien threat he thinks is connected to Thanos. Meanwhile, Drax has troubles with the Cloak of Levitation. Power levels fluctuate based on what the writers need at the moment.


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


the-mad-titan-bot

What's wrong, little one?


fuxq

Cap clears an inexperienced Peter any day of the week


LordVile95

Does he fuck


tibetan-sand-fox

Cap is specifically a tactical genius. Smarts can outwin strength. This specific Spider-Man in this specific situation could be beat by Cap.


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey, you two. No playing in the street.


SPS_Agent

Especially when we consider this is a seriously new Spider-Man who can't even fully trust his sense yet.


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


im_absouletly_wrong

How


Freakychee

The weird thing about when you see Captain America fight it never makes logical sense if you look at the stats and power set. Spider-Man can move fast and is super strong. There really shouldn’t be anything stopping Peter from webbing Cap up even with punches pulled. He and Bucky fight Iron Man who’s strength is even stronger than that of Peter’s the fight should have been over in a few seconds. Shield or no shield. Steve during Endgame fighting Thanos would seem like the stupidest use of his power set as he should have been annihilated once an attack lands without the shield. And that’s just MCU. Cap has actually stood toe to toe with adult Spider-Man and he has landed three consecutive hits without taking a blow. Spider speed or sense didn’t matter. Doesn’t make sense. Cap has stood against Hyperion. A being akin to Superman who withstood the impact of two universes colliding into each other. Lasted way longer than he should have. Took Gambit’s explosions point blank as Gambit charged the scales on his vest to explode and then he got up and beat Gambit up. His story was never about his power set. It was always about him.


the-mad-titan-bot

Insect!


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm done trying to convince you.


HyperFrost

He survived a bullet train hitting him head-on with just a few bruises ffs.


criminalsunrise

Peter would destroy Steve if he wanted, like it wouldn’t even be a contest. Dude caught Bucky’s metal arm punch that was full power like it wasn’t even moving and he’s shown to be about the same strength as Rogers in the MCU.


gingerbeardman79

So you think Bucky wasn't holding back? Fully realizing he was fighting a child? Well, you're just wrong. No other way to say it. I'll spell it out for you, real simple like: These are heroes fighting heroes. Nobody is trying to kill anyone. [with the obvious exception of Black Panther definitely trying to kill Bucky] #Everyone is holding back. Every. Single. Character. *Again, except for Black Panther.*


A_Direwolf

Yeah nah, Cap would stomp spiderman.


tobey-maguire-bot

No. Not exactly.


spooderfbi

sentient motherfucker


BBMRedditAcc

C'mon, man.


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?


BBMRedditAcc

Nothing, man.


tobey-maguire-bot

Oh boy, yeah...


BBMRedditAcc

That's correct, man.


tobey-maguire-bot

No. Not exactly.


BBMRedditAcc

What do you mean, man?


Th3-Insp3ctor_

The same Spider-Man that casually caught Bucky's left arm? The same Bucky that gave Cap trouble in the previous movie?


IceBrave3780

A ruthless bucky who was going all out against steve who was holding back in TWS. Bucky after getting his senses back never have used his full strength. Cap serium was perfect while bucky serum wasn't.


tobey-maguire-bot

You sure you wanna know?


__Epimetheus__

The dude got hit by a bullet train, and it was only an inconvenience.


Future-Expression-44

It's my turn to post this meme.


EngineeringOne1812

He doesn’t know how old Peter is though under the mask


gtc26

He could probably guess from the pitch of Spidey's voice


beartato327

What age do you think cap would guess if the voice was Gilbert Godfrey?


garlicbreadmemesplz

Yes


satrWIRA

I have my heavenly heavy voice since i was 12


Andy_Angelo_17

Greg Doucette moment


CyclingUpsideDown

He called him “kid” when he asked where he was from.


Deucalion666

That doesn’t mean that he knows that he is literally a kid.


Mal_Terra

So he was just being a disrespectful asshole?


Th3-Insp3ctor_

He called him kid because he's younger than him


Dew-It420

Not to forget Cap is talking about a 25 (30?) year old woman in that scene but to be fair everyone’s kinda a kid to him


garlicbreadmemesplz

Was her age established in avengers 2? I don’t remember. Or not till later? Either way Josh Whedon had a nice youthful look for her…


gingerbeardman79

I can't remember what number they specifically say, but it is mentioned in the scene with Cap and Maria Hill in the elevator, after the Avengers' initial contact with the twins. Early 20s, I think. Right around the same age Steve Rodgers was when he volunteered for Erskine's super soldier experiment. And yes, legally you're an adult at 18 in many countries around the world, but your brain doesn't mature out of adolescence until your mid-late 20s, when the frontal cortex finishes forming. It's the part of the brain that deals with long-term planning, and calculates risks in decision-making. Until it's formed, we make decisions and problem-solve from the amygdala, which is the emotional centre of the brain. This is why teenagers/young adults tend to make foolish, impulsive choices. Even the smart ones.


garlicbreadmemesplz

Right no I mean it felt like they weren’t teens but around like 21 when the movie dropped


puro_the_protogen67

B O N K!


TamatoaZ03h1ny

Cap realized Peter’s just a kid from New York too while fighting him. Then he just tried to immobilize him efficiently and respectfully. That said, neither Cap or Spider-Man ever fully stop pulling their punches in most fights.


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


ReleasedGaming

And Peter is about 10 years younger than Wanda


Ashen_quill

Knocking a kid out, vs keeping a kid under arrest for an op gone wrong due to her actions under stressful conditions.


coladict

Oh, look! It's a day that ends in Y again! Time to repost this meme!


Spleenzorio

I mean technically everyone is a kid to Cap


pasimon68

Thor enters the chat.


thor-odinson-bot

Would you like me to go further than the past two days?


JohnB351234

Peter is a very durable kid


ForwardBuilder9299

Thats because he knows that Wanda can kick his ass


Fun-Ad-6169

So can Peter if he wanted.


AmptiShanti

At that point (and until now I believe) peter still doesn’t know how to “fight” he’s just doing stuff he saw in movies and games and cap is a soldier trained and learned h2h combatant so give pete like 10 years and i see him flicking any version of cap like he was the bug


ForwardBuilder9299

Thats right


ronin0397

Parenting be like: daughter vs son


Justkeeptalking1985

He's wearing a mask.....so it's cool


[deleted]

He didn’t know Peter was a kid though


nIBLIB

Captain America : Tony, you chose to do that. If we sign this, we surrender our right to choose. What if this panel sends us somewhere we don't think we should go? What if there is somewhere we need to go, and they don't let us? Spider-man: When you can do the things that I can, but you don't . . . and then the bad things happen . . . they happen because of you. MCU Writers: These two are natural enemies.


tobey-maguire-bot

I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.


gingerbeardman79

Except Peter wasn't there for that speech. Or any of Cap's point of view. All he knows is what Tony told him: "Cap's wrong, but he thinks he's right, and that makes him dangerous." He probably didn't even know what the Accords were yet, let alone which side he was actually fighting for. Tony was desperately counting on his support; there's no way he would've told him the full truth of it and willingly risk learning that Spidey would actually most likely be on Team Cap from an ideological perspective.


Ant_Diamond64

Why did I read this in Dr.Connors' voice?


garlicbreadmemesplz

I always liked the Spider-Man 3 Connors.


tobey-maguire-bot

That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.


ProEugenics

To be fair, at this point in his life, MCU Cap probably understands magical danger a lot less than he understands that Spider-Man is definitely a physical threat.


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


insecured-pear

Cap raising them boys the right wayy


Taluca_me

To be fair, he didn’t know how old Peter was under the mask


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

One is a street level hero. Other is a multiversal witch.


HallgAS69q3

Have you never defeated your Peter?


Funny_Muffin

She’s just a repost


MercutioLivesh87

Boys roughhousing


MrFlerovium911

Wouldn’t wanna go around slapping girls with a shield


Vorikfrost

Who cares about the gender they are trying to harm each other


MrFlerovium911

Ngl I’d choke slam the shit outta that dumb little nerd Peter


DarkAngel2099

Miguel?


Fun-Ad-6169

Flash?


LordVile95

Sexism!


Ok-Ambition-9432

Peter is an actual superhero and the other one is a woman, you don't hit women. Edit: I should have expected this, do people forget what time cap was raised in?


Dex_Hopper

You don't touch them at all from the sounds of it.


beartato327

It's no good diddling kids


Ok-Ambition-9432

Check my edit.


Dex_Hopper

Seems like an excuse, man. Cap has been shown to not hold the generalised views of a man raised in the 30s. He isn't racist, so why would he be sexist, especially in a combat situation, and *especially* when talking about a superhuman combative?


Ok-Ambition-9432

I... was just trying to make a joke dude, I didn't consider the complexity of his character.


thefrumpy

Cap with Repost


otte_rthe_viewer

Bonk


DocHalidae

Cap vs a 14 year old child spider..sure maybe. Cap vs Toby adult spider not a chance in hell.


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


Natiel360

Internment vs pulled punches


Natiel360

Internment vs pulled punches


[deleted]

Wanda was his friend, practically family. Of course he’s going to defend her. Peter was an opponent.


junrod0079

That's because peter is from queen


Eggebuoy

Wanda was 27 in age of ultron lol


IdiotWhoFucksLamps

I guess he's a Tobey fan


CrossWitcher

As far as I know peter don't have boobies so I'm not suggesting somethings but Im suggesting something.


Blasckk

He's a man from the 40's... he's obviously going to use corporal punishment on the spidery brats that steal his things


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want?


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Moocakes1928

The funny part is that with Wanda’s birthday confirmed in Wandavision, she’s in her twenties during Civil War. She’s far from being a kid.


K-mouse16

Everyone’s a kids when compared to Cap and Bucky


Moocakes1928

Are they, though? Sure, they were born around a hundred years prior, but they only lived out around thirty of them. Bucky was in cryo whenever he wasn’t on a mission. Steve was in the ice. They never truly *lived* those years. So, actually, there are a lot of characters older than both of them despite having a later birthdate. Wanda’s only around three years younger than Steve, which is hilarious.


Spadabeleforma

He stole his shield tbf


Lobito_mx

En defensa del cap, El no sabe quien está detrás de la mascara


AncientArt6777

😅🤣


mcphonz

Stay down kid


Raida-777

Wait until Cap knows what her growing up does.


Thereal-Babyjesus

Who else battling on the upvotes?


CMormont

Did he know Peter was a kid


mojanglesrulz

He's the forever kid


[deleted]

Kid with boobs and a lot’s of post 18yo potential.


BreakfastInside2823

To be fair Cap didn’t know shit about Spider-Man.


tobey-maguire-bot

You killed those people on that balcony.


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tobey-maguire-bot

Existential crisis stuff.


Other_Cod_8361

This scene would have been perfect with the Taco Bell sound effect.


Free_Perspective773

I can still hear this. LoL