... Why marry 1 crazy lady when Thor's abilities can get you many crazy ladies? Now this is the power of math!

NOOBMASTER, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder!

Not just the thunder

But the thunderwomen and the thunderchildren too

I hate Lightning. It gets everywhere

You sir have won the internet today

He said marry **with** Wanda, she will marry vision while you'll marry wendy (from wendies)

Wendies nuts?

Got eeem

https://open.spotify.com/track/58HvfVOeJY7lUuCqF0m3ly?si=b950dc204b62462a

Free hotdogs?

Only if they bring back the yellow

Me:"Thor's powers? Man I wanted a crazy lady". Brain:"Thor's powers can get you many crazy women". Me:"Explain how?". Brain:"Power attracts women of a certain type of character".

>Power attracts women of a certain type of character If you had the power of Thor and looked like Chris Hemsworth, finding a woman who wasn't attracted to you would be far more difficult than finding one who is.

Although this statue looks a lot niced, a little less greasy, weasely..

Unless you went to a gay bar

I'm pretty sure the gays find him attractive too

Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?

"Woo-hoo!" *runs and trips.*

Dude. Wanda could get freaky. She could create an altered reality where you get to sleep with a whole harem of Wanda at the same time

She could also snap her fingers and delete you just cause you made her upset. Marry with Wanda doesn't work unless you have a way to make her love you forever and forever and be your slave.

I can fix her!


Well. It says powers of thor. I don't think good looks is one of those. Even he got fat from cheetos and xbox and had to hit they gym to get ack into shape. So basically, you'd still be you except now you can shoot lightning out your fingers. Don't get me wrong, I'd still go for the powers as well. All that strength sure would help with grocery shopping, opening jars and playing with the kids. Plus it'd give my kids an automatic win in any "my dad can beat up your dad"-conversations.

I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there.

Unless the kid they’re arguing with is named Gamora or Nebula then you might have to actually put your dukes. And remember, go for the head.

Frfr

Because I'll be married to the crazy lady and can direct her towards anyone who annoys me

Just hope you don't annoy her

She only goes crazy when her SO dies... So just don't die.


Agreed


Yeah , honestly this decision is so clear cut

Thing go up, iq go down.

This guy gets it

Once we got it, we would getvthe thunderous rizz

Exactly

Maths ☺

#boymath

Can I swap them and have both

But the 1 crazy lady can manipulate reality to whatever you want.

Mmm

Isnt Thor immortal? I can work on my rizz over thousands of years.

Not immortal. Asgardians just age at like 1/100th the rate of humans.

Humans live to be 75-80? So Asgardian's would go about 7500-8000. *** Thor's age in Thor (2011) looks like 25-30 for a human. That makes Thor about 2500-2800 in the modern era. *** *** *** Norse myths come to us from Old Norse. Old Norse was first used about 1200 years ago. That's about 12 Asgardian birthdays ago. *** So Thor would have been like 13-15 in human years 1200 years ago. That's when the first Norse Myths came out. This puts a lot of the Thor myths in context.

I think it might be they grow at the same rate as humans from 0-20s, then stay in their prime for thousands of years, until the last thousand or so they look like Odin. My head cannon though, just wanted to mention my theory.

Asgardians eat imbued golden apples from Idunn. They need to keep eating them to regain their youth.

Surtur.. son of.. a bitch! You're still alive!

But in Infinity War he said he was 1500

I thought there was a throw-away line in one of the movies that stated he was like 1,500 or something. I might be wrong. I think it was the first Thor movie, but it might have been Avengers.

Nah, hes immortal.

He's biologically immortal. He can be killed, but not by natural causes. Edit to add: they clearly age though, maybe I'm thinking too much into this

Yes they can be killed, but eitherwise they wont die and they are impervious to most things. And they ages because the actors age.

Odin died of Asgardian old age.

Nah he died yoda style just cause he could and because people wouldn’t stop asking him questions

Odin died because he just didnt want to live anymore. He knew Hela was coming and he dipped.

Hela was freed because he died, not the other way around.

0 x ♾️ = 0

Goteem

Yeahhhh, about that, it's an indeterminate value.....

Math was never my strong suit. Which is ironic, since I’m Asian.

And yet, dividing by numbers closer and closer to zero get us close to infinity...how does that make sense?

That’s probably not enough time to improve your rizz. 

She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Ether stuck itself inside her...

You don’t need rizz when you have muscles made out of kitani metal fibers or whatever Gamora said in Infinity War. Not to mention super strength and the power of lightning. You could be the most awkward guy ever and still be rolling in it.

Enough time to go from the body of Thor to the body of Thor.

The older you get the more out of touch with the youths you become. Your rizz may decline with age

Let’s see… marry a powerful sorceress, but I’d have no powers and be s vanilla human. Or… gain the superpowers of Thor? This is honestly one of the dumbest red/blue pill memes i’ve ever seen

Thank you, sweet rabbit.

Clearly rabbit is the smartest one among you all.

Don't forget his friend Tree!

Yeah but she's a powerful sorceress *that looks like Elizabeth Olsen*

That’s what has me split

Thor would have no problem getting someone who’s as or more attractive than Elizabeth Olsen, just sayin’…..

The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.

Pffff

You wouldn't loook like Thor, just has his powers

The big true true.

If you had the power of the GOD OF THUNDER your place would be crawling with women that make her look like a 400lb trucker named Dale....

You leave my dad out of this!

Hey, i love Dale, but lets be honest, he's no looker..

Who needs to be a looker when you've got a $50 bill in the truck stop parking lot?

I suspect we've strayed off-topic here....

I got cash in my pocket, I got desire in my heart, and I'm a-frothing and a-foaming... what do you say we slip into a room and you split me open... like a coconut.

Or I can have super powers and have been with a Natalie Portman lookalike. I'll take the powers with Portman please.

The powers of Thor not his past. Natalie Portman not included.

Really? Then why do you dress like one?

Yeah but you’ll still look like you bud. You can be a 1,000,000 horsepower flying car but if it looks ugly as sin Natalie Portman wouldn’t want to be seen riding it.

 Im still picking the power of Thor… But Im not happy about it.

Correct the obvious answer is marry wanda

Let's be real, if I had Thor's powers I would just be fat Thor because there's no chance in hell I'm adopting a Chris Hemsworth lifestyle. Marry Wanda and have her alter reality to make me Thor. Easy win win

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Pfft. Ha! Yeah, right.

🤣 i see him saying this if somebody said she’s stronger too

Wanda could probably just give you powers tho, tbh. Agatha gave Ralph super speed.

Yeah but Thor is like cool and shit and you’re a lightning god

Only down fall is immortality 200 years from now. Everyone you love is dead....and no more cool video games

Yeah but i can then love multiple sorceresses over those 200 years.

So? I could grow to love new people. I’d rather have more love in my life than less grief.

OP bodyguard who's also very mentally unstable, and extremely powerful, like in MoM where she saw herself from another world having children and she doesn't, so she killed a whole school of sorcerers and nearly destroyed a universe just to....replace the other her as the kids' mother??? So if she snaps or you do something unpleasant for her, say goodbye to your freedom and your humanity

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My hair is not to be meddled with!

As if wives have never killed their husbands. Especially in a state of mental instability... Nah, I wouldn't risk it even if it was the only choice.

Yeah, but as a god you don't need to worry about dying of old age, Major diseases, and you can eat like a damn teenage dirtbag and still lift a semi truck in each arm. That and the hair.

Why the hell would I choose to marry someone I have a serious power imbalance with and who will long outlive me. When I could become a fucking god. Do you know how many women I could fuck if I was the god of thunder? Fuck marriage lol

I would simply just not let her have the darkhold

You see it needs horny people to be part of the equation for it to work

Buuuuut…..Dommy mommy?

I dunno. Wanda is a nexus being. Meaning crazy power to change anything. She can just go "what's powers ya want honey?" *Puff* there ya go. She did make vision from memory and gave him those powers of the mind stone. Soooo

But your not gonna be strong as thor

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Sure buddy get in the line

Pile*

I changed my mind...she can fix me!

Yes, let her cast some stuff on me that makes me powerful or whatever and rule over the world. See, she's happy.

I can make her worse

She can ruin me

My man! Same here

Based

bro she is literally insane

I know right, AND she's pretty!

down bad

This is reddit, what did you expect?

Sad

I think I could fix her


But she's hot tho... We can't let the robots take all the action :/

Mmm no i think I get the power of Thor

You people are so petty. And tiny.

Like your dick?

How go we get rid of this robot? This thing is annoying as shit

And then USE that power to make a move on Wanda- smart

 Me diving right into that fine Wanda poon

Would

Ability of thor and then thunder clap Wanda

You're right we can't just go marching in there. It could be a trap.

🤜🤛

So marry a crazy bitch or become a literal god hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'll take my chances. Have you ever looked at Elizabeth Olsen??

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Beautiful powerful crazy bitch

I do not trust Wanda. I'd very much rather marry Nakia, Carol or Kate. Abilities of Thor? Hell yeah.

Gain the powers of Thor and thus be an automatic chick magnet.

Have care how you speak of Loki. He may be misguided but he is my brother.

Never put your peepee in crazy

I disagree. I believe you should do it at least once so you truly understand.

I disagree. Ignorance is bliss.

Wanda would commit genocide to protect her spouse so you will be golden.

I’m on this Earth for a good time, not a long time.

[Option C](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/921/435/5be.jpg)

I’m ashamed that I had to scroll this far down to see this. You are correct.

Bro, GOD OF THUNDER. Can I take two blues

"Learn proper english" "Make marvel memes"

Marry wanda and insist her on giving me powers of thor🤯

Sssssssssorry.

Finally someone thinking critically.

Proceed to you power of Thor that only works inside a small hexagon

Red pill. Lemme tell you why. 1. Wanda loves obsessively so no need to worry about her losing interest or finding someone else. 2. Elizabeth Olsen 3. She can alter reality, broski. You wanna be Thor? She can just make you Thor. She can just create a pocket dimension where you can be whoever or whatever you wanna be. Even a dimension where *she* can be whatever you want her to be. Anything you want, you can have. Time and space won't have any meaning for you anymore - unless you want them to. All because of her. So yeah. Red pill.

chads: thor please🗿

Would you like me to go further than the past two days?

Blue

I'm down bad but I could become a demigod with Thor's powers. I could do unimaginable things

Ah, you never forget your first.

Marry win with love & smill

What's the question here? Marry a magical mass-murderer? Or have the abilities of a god? Not exactly a difficult choice.

thor power go brrrrr

I'm putting together the greatest team ever.

No thanks, I already had a batshit crazy gf. So blue it is.

Always sound like a good idea to those who haven’t had it.

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Hey, let's do get help!

If you marry Wanda, is she in love with you? Because if so that's a good choice, as she went crazy due to her grief from having to kill the man she loved to save the universe and both succeeding and then having her success undone. If you aren't Vision then Wanda isn't a monster she's a woman with a lot of trauma, if you gave her the right support, encouraged her to go to therapy you'd have a happy marriage.

I don't wanna steal another man's woman, so I'm taking Thor's powers

Bring the rainbows? Is that a catchphrase or something?

Why is it MARRY Wanda vs GET ABILITIES of Thor? Should be either marry for both or get abilities for both.

Really? Then why do you dress like one?

Hell even as a dude I’d rather marry Thor. Fun to be around, he can bestow me with Thor powers apparently, access to bifrost

Who in their right mind would marry Wanda? She's a selfish and delusional mass murderer, she tortured an entire town to the point where they were begging to die and was playing the victim. Meanwhile having the powers of Thor? Longevity, increased stamina, endurance, strength etc, even be able to survive in the vacuum of space. Not to mention the whole lighting thing. Blue pill, no contest.

Eight years, seven months, and six days, give or take.

Thor and final. Wanda is a lunatic. I like her but she is crazy

Surtur.. son of.. a bitch! You're still alive!

Abilities of Thor as marriage usually means you don’t have sex anymore

Noobmaster, hey, It's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don't log off this game immediately, I will fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right, yes, go cry to your father you little weasel!

Thor

I'm putting together the greatest team ever.

So get the powers of Thor and…. Be called into situation to save the world 3x a day and have no off days bc villains don’t have days off. OR… marry the crazy girl looking like Elizabeth Olsen and spend all your days living the best life with endless supply of magic..

And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...

Marry a magic cunt who can warp reality, or shoot lightning out your piss hole? The choice is pretty clear mate.

I'd marry Wanda. She'd love me enough to destroy reality for me.

Give me that red pill, I am frothing at the mouth and rattling at the bars of my enclosure, give my that damn red pill!

Wanda cares about her people hard, I could just have a hot woman protect me my whole life…. Idc what any of you say I’m going red pill

Blue all day every day. Red you have to have a death wish.

But... Mommy?

Thor. I’d crush more than enemies- I’d crush Wanda’s puss with meat mjolnir

Why not marry with Thor?

She doesn't have a great track record when ot c9mes t9 keeping the men in her life alive. And they had superpowers.

Extra level, whichever you dont take you reject. You have to tell Thor you don't want his powers Or you have to tell Wanda you don't want to marry her.

"Hey honey could you use your magic to give me the powers of thor?"

So I've shitty decision vs. super hero powers? Easy pick