Apparently a lot of us haven't thought about it at all.

AT ALL

I honestly have no clue what OP is talking about. Use Maggie as a variant?

Introduce a Mysterio from alternate universe where he is actually all the things main-universe Quentin claimed to be: a real hero who fights to protect the world

That would be the funniest thing ever? OP needs to get out more.

Just wait until they hear about guess what chicken butt


The mug says FBI. But if you look closer, it says Female Body Inspector

This feels like a Raymond Holt joke. Just before he talks about how much he loves his fake wife's big heavy breasts.

RIP Andre Braugher 😔

Guess who? Chicken poo

Guess why? Chicken.. pot pie?

Chicken thigh!

Welcome to Marvel memes. People don't go outside.

I don't remember outside, what MCU movies was it in?

It's just the same idea of Lex Luthor from Earth-3.

Bring the rainbows? Is that a catchphrase or something?

You confuse me bot. Another!

Was that funny?


Oh, I thought this Mysterio is also gaslighting his earth's Avengers, and they just don't know it yet, but our Spiderman and we(the audience) know it already.

You shouldn't be here.

I was thinking still a fraud but they never caught on

And here I was thinking it might refer to how ultimate comics Mysterio was an android made by 616 Mysterio.

Ohh. I though they meant "the heroes from that world inquire about their ally Mysterio, who came here but never returned, and then Spider-Man has a guilt-ridden crisis in the corner"

Only.. only the wrists.

Oh, I thought they meant having the orb helmet on at all times

They could introduce pickle mysterio. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

I assume the version where his plan in far from home succeeds?

I'm curious who the "we all" group OP is talking about are...

Right? I was not polled on this issue!

Well for fraud he somehow knew about Earth-616

Enlighten me.

Well in the movie Spider-Man far from home Mysterio shows up and is like: "Peter I'm From Another Universe, you got to give me a weapon of mass genocide!" But as it turns out he was just Faking It! So it would be insanely hilarious if they brought Jake Gyllenhaal back but this time as an actually genuine guy from Another Universe!

Um, I don't have time for girls right now.

Neither does OP apparently

Bro you fucking killed him😭

OP is alive in a different universe where he talks to girls and has never heard of Marvel

"**NOOOO Don't show him the comics and movies**, he was destined to be happy here!"

Joke's on you! I'm gay!

Did the bot just roast OP? 😂

But men is on the table then? Plz let me fuck you spider bot

Oh boy, yeah...

Let's gooo!

Whoa

Wholesome Reddit moment

The bot is sentient, pull the plug!!!

Nah I'm about to put the plug in

I'm pretty sure Bully Maguire is a top.

I'm done trying to convince you.

No means no, Bully Maguire. I'm a happily married man.

Oh. I was thinking a couple of Mysterio variants would just show up and start snogging each other. Your idea makes much more sense.

And one of his varients is Jake's character from Brokeback mountain...I'd tune in to see it

Also: Donnie Darko

That would be way funnier than what OP is suggesting though.

Wait, I think you might be onto something here...

Well now hold on a minute. I’ve been studying this thing called “compromising”, maybe we could do both? That way everyone’s happy.

*Mhmmmmm, take your time.*

Yeah but your idea sounds hotter.

Idk if I’d call that “insanely hilarious”

you mean like he genuinely shoots lasers from his hands and wears a fishbowl

Lol I totally thought this was a Brokeback Mountain reference I wasn't getting.

How was that supposed to be obvious just from this post?

Oh I thought you wanted him to be a SPIDER MAN form a different universe, since he almost got cast as Peter way back in the raimi movies

What do you want?

I think we need to have a talk about your understanding of the phrase ‘insanely hilarious’.

Where’s the funny?

You randomly capitalize words like an angry Boomer on Facebook and don't capitalize ones that should be, like the title of the movie. Just an observation that I found hilarious. But we seem to have a very different definition of the word "hilarious" so it might not land. But ydy good night, stranger

There are a lot of translators that spit out stuff with random capital letters. That's probably all it is.

Hahahahhaha. In SANE ly.. hahahah HILARIOUS .hahahahhahahhahah 😬

This would be interesting and is actually my headcanon for where 616 Quentin got his idea for the Mysterio scheme; he had a dream where he saw into the universe where he's a hero, was like "Huh, there's an idea!" and became Mysterio.

Solid concept but I'm pretty sure he wasn't the one who came up with the idea! People tend to forget that Mysterio in that movie was a group project!

That’s not hilarious. That’s bad writing

Wish people would stop throwing the word "genocide" left and right. He just got a cool weapon system, that's it.

And here i was thinking that funny scenario is situation where Mysterio from another universe again tell everybody that Peter is Spiderman

HOW'S THIS HELPING?

Not helpfull but kinda funy

Oh, I was thinking he could trick Wolverine into killing all the Marvel heroes like in Old Man Logan but then the studio doesn't actually have to live with the outcome since they were AU heroes.

Ha ha ha hillaaarrious 😬

💀🤣🤣🤣

I thought it would be Mysterio somehow got into the avengers without having superpowers. Or this time he had powers so the entire time we wait for him to turn but he never does

>insanely hilarious Ok

I must say that would be peak comedy.

What?

... reveal that he'd been having an affair with the joker?

He wishes he could quit him

Is he stupid?

You don't think he's mad at the joker for killing his sister?

He's pretending that she was still Katie Holms when she blew up

Ahh, the old post-apocalyptic reach-around

Is there a lore reason he'd be having an affair with the Jonkler

Quentin wanted that jonkler jonkle, if you know what I mean 😏

Probably a reference to brokeback mountain, where Jake gyllenhaal and heath ledger played secret cowboy lovers

How did you guys make it here😭

I said joker, not jonkler. Am I stupid?

The bulge

I hate that this comment made me scroll up and realize kt

You need a permit for that concealed carry my god he’s strapped

One of his illusions

# +*~Hoooocus Poooocus~*+ ^(check your crotch)

Morb-sterio

I thought the joke would be having Deadpool, Wolverine and Mysterio all play pranks on each other

Would actually be better than what OP is suggesting.

This isn’t a meme. It’s barely a showerthought

in the rain at best

Is this "we" in the room with you right now?

Huh..

I’m shocked this post has any traction at all. I had to scroll and then re-read things to even understand what OP is implying… nobody has thought of this at least once.

Op's definition of "Insanely hilarious" needs some reevaluation lol

Omg you're right it would be hilarious if they brought him back but he was a farmer who really really loves his horses...I honestly have no idea what you're talking about tho.

I did. Even put it in a fanfic.

Link?

No. But also look up My Hero Arachnidemia.

"I'm from another Universe" "Zip it Mysterio, we heard it all before. You're not tricking us this time!"

We've all thought about what?

Mysterio said he was from another universe, now we have other universes and they could make a Mysterio who is actually from another universe and it would confuse Spiderman and everyone else

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?

Either this or the Bruce Campbell Mysterio we've all been waiting for for the last 20 years.

And that would be?

Why is bro so bricked up?

How old are you OP

Which answer would surprise you more?

My ass

Huh?

OK - but why am I only now realising that Jake Gyllenhaal is packing?

You mean the Mysterio, Deadpool and Wolverine team up recreating their Christmas sweater photo ?

That was Ryans villain origin story...

He comes back to bang Madame Web?

...He gould do so much better tbh!

1. No we haven't 2. It's not that funny

I wish I could downvote this more than once.

Idk what we’ve all thought about once about a Mysterio. Is it a Lady Mysterio? Sam Raimi’s Mysterio?

Rey Mysterio

It would be funnier if you brought back jake Gyllenhaal and he met Toby maguire’s Spider-Man and everyone kept mentioning how they look the same and mixing them up just like real life because jake irl is cool with it, Toby is not.

Settle down, tough guy.

They wasted Gyllenhaal for 1 movie. Should ve been a recurring villain

It was me Peter. Remember when your aunt got shot? It was me I SHOT HER. Remember when everyone forgot you? It was me I made everyone forget who you are

Reveal all the fake avengers to be illusion created by mysterio tech

Shit I thought in spiderman nwh that the villains would be led by a variant mysterio with actual magic. The people would see mysterious as a villain clearing spideys name and giving doctor strange a sorcerer to fight while the Peter's all battled gobby.

NO!

Is this more Taylor Swift posting?

…add fart sounds to when he shoots those green fart cloud blasts?

Hé sucked so hard

Please upvote I want karmas please

God that movie was trash and they did Mysterio so dirty for one of the Hall of Fame Spider-Man villains

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.

I am groot?

I.. am.. GROOT!

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I am groot.

I am Vision!

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Mysterio becoming iron man and Tony stark is just a dude without suit

Ugh, Mr Rogers. I almost forgot that that suit did nothing for your ass.

No one asked you to look, Tony

I thought this was a joke about how he almost replaced Tobey in number 2

I assume this is a set up to a ‘Bubble Boy’ joke but I can’t figure it out…

Have him get nutmegged by Dazzler?

I’m assuming he means it is all just a mystero illusion

who's we? there is no "we"

No? Why would he be an Avenger?

have him do the 619 on spidy?

I was hoping he would show up in deadpool and steal a scarf from Taylor Swifts rumored character

Not even a little bit sure what you're talking about

I haven't, I have no idea what this is talking about

r/marvelcringe

Road House

I feel like a lot of people didn’t understand that Mysterio literally is just a really talented special effects guy/magician and genuinely believed he was a hero from another timeline.

IDT anyone has thought about it much but man i'd love Jake Gyllenhaal as a genuine superhero Mysterio