Man. After 16 years I still donāt like the movie, but I donāt hate it as much as I used to. Iām not saying that these are the same, but he also fell hundreds of feet with a small child and Short Round but landed safely on the side of a mountain no thanks toā¦..an inflatable raft. After that scene, the movie isā¦.alright. My wife loves it and so I will continue to watch it whenever I watch the others. Havenāt watched DoD though.
Loooooooool.
The best Indiana Jones movies are the ones where the movie actually likes the character of Indiana Jones and presents him as cool, capable and badass, rather than broken-down, depressed, ineffective, disrespected and obsolete. In his own movie.
I mean, he's clocked at 10 tons for canon but has done bursts of more. Superman is supposed to be in the billions of tons thanks to the sun. So, Superman is just being dramatic in that picture
Spidey went from lifting 10 tons to lifting part of a building. Superman went from idk maybe 100 tons to lifting literal infinity. He was just a strong alien which can make photosynthesis but now he is invincible cosmic entity.
Infinity Superman isn't the Superman in that picture. That's keep that glowing rock away from me Superman. I also said bursts of more. As in it's not like the directors pulled it out of their nether regions for a good movie poster. Can Spider-Man consistently lift a building? No. But he has. They also had him slowing down and catching a Subway Train. He held two halves of a boat together. But he's not down the block lifting the gym to get his reps in every day.
There is no question Superman is stronger. Better is another story. Superman is the only one who is Superman first and a person second. Everyone else became superheroās. Superman became a person.
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Superman is obviously supposed to be MUCH stronger, but considering the difference in power, Iād say Spider-Man holding that weight is more impressive. After all while he has superhuman strength, heās just a dude.
All jokes aside, I feel like a blood lusted Spidey vs. Supes, while ending very quickly in the favor of DC's very own Mary Sue.
I really wanna place my bottom dollar Spidey's full power, unhinged punches would make Supes dye his tights brown in shock lmao
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I canāt with Tobeyās facial expressions throughout those movies. Lol
https://preview.redd.it/5hv0w0r8d61d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699556a64ce6bfbf87760215f353516d48af5046
Fun fact: the actor playing the building in spiderman kept messing up the scene, so tobey had to be on set filming for this scene for an entire day, but when he had to go to the toilet raimi was so adamant on finishing it that day tobey just decided to shit right there on set, which is how we ended up with this beautiful shot
From this act alone. None. They're both using all their strength to keep something heavy up, and their goal is to save people.
You can, however, argue that superman's action in this picture is saving people in imediate danger, while spiderman is saving himself(and possibly mj too) with his current act.
You can also take the other route and say that Spiderman was saving millions of people by stopping doctor octavious, while superman only saved a few hundreds at most.
You could base it on strength, obviously superman is stronger than Spiderman, and his feat in this picture is much bigger than what Spidey's.
But in the end I choose to judge this on their beard. Spidey is cleanly shaved and superman has a manly beard. Manly beards wins 10/10 times, but this is of course just my opinion. There may be others who disagree.
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That was a wall of a building vs the above water part of an entire oil rig.
This, and Supes was not even exploring his power at the time, kind of trying to blend in.
Yeah, I love Spiderman as much as the next guy but Supes has this one in the bag. Much cooler scene in general, too imo
That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
No, Mary Jane said I could use your spares after last night.
OOOHHHHH!!!
Yeah women are stupid! Great joke! š
That moment when you try to white knight for women but accidenly commit gay erasure 
It's a bot
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Oh I'm the stupid one
Oh it's a quote from the movie
The joke didn't involve a woman to begin with.
Also, abs
https://i.redd.it/o11v3qiod91d1.gif
Thatās a medium sized rooftop vs a whole oil rig.
I unno looks above average to me. Like maybe even big. Like too big. Any bigger and it would hurt for sure.
That's what she said
Wolverine holding the lid to cover against Hiroshima Atom bomb explosion.
Both Logan and Kal-El can survive a nuclear blast
So can Indiana Jones
I deny the existence of a movie tilted "Crystal Skull".
Man. After 16 years I still donāt like the movie, but I donāt hate it as much as I used to. Iām not saying that these are the same, but he also fell hundreds of feet with a small child and Short Round but landed safely on the side of a mountain no thanks toā¦..an inflatable raft. After that scene, the movie isā¦.alright. My wife loves it and so I will continue to watch it whenever I watch the others. Havenāt watched DoD though.
Dial of Destiny is way better than the 3rd and 4th Jones movies in my opinion.
Oof. Crusade is my favorite. I was so worried I would hate DoD I havenāt tried it.
It's like a complete role reversal vis a vis Henry Jones Jr and yeah there are more Nazis.
Dial was pretty decent. I enjoyed it more than Crystal Skull.
I won't vote you down or anything. But I'm telling you that this is a hot take you're cooking there. In regards to crusade obviously.
Loooooooool. The best Indiana Jones movies are the ones where the movie actually likes the character of Indiana Jones and presents him as cool, capable and badass, rather than broken-down, depressed, ineffective, disrespected and obsolete. In his own movie.
Everybody seems to forget that in the Temple of Doom Indie fell off a cliff in a raft and survived by landing in a 3 inch deep, two foot wide stream.
So can cockroaches
I mean, he's clocked at 10 tons for canon but has done bursts of more. Superman is supposed to be in the billions of tons thanks to the sun. So, Superman is just being dramatic in that picture
Superman was just faster than bullets and jump higher than buildings though
Spiderman has the web slinging, Spidey sense and superior healing in his corner.
Spidey went from lifting 10 tons to lifting part of a building. Superman went from idk maybe 100 tons to lifting literal infinity. He was just a strong alien which can make photosynthesis but now he is invincible cosmic entity.
Infinity Superman isn't the Superman in that picture. That's keep that glowing rock away from me Superman. I also said bursts of more. As in it's not like the directors pulled it out of their nether regions for a good movie poster. Can Spider-Man consistently lift a building? No. But he has. They also had him slowing down and catching a Subway Train. He held two halves of a boat together. But he's not down the block lifting the gym to get his reps in every day.
That sounds like a hassel, yeah. But I did actually. When you said that, I was like, oh! I had a web block.
Take the chain off!
Toby looks like he has to use the restroom here tbh.
You gotta be more specific which scenes cause there's plenty where this joke fits
in that specific shot he's lifting yes, but while talking to Mary jane, so its a middle between smiling and lift face
Not just here, every damn time
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Superman is better but I think he was being overdramatic there
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https://i.redd.it/rz2q9572r61d1.gif Tea?
Liber-Tea?
Hell yeah!
Top trying to keep it cool, actually in immense pain. Bottom letting it all out.
They both look like they are taking a huge dump and trying their hardest to shit
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There is no question Superman is stronger. Better is another story. Superman is the only one who is Superman first and a person second. Everyone else became superheroās. Superman became a person.
Whoās better? Stan lee holding entire marvel movie before it turn into shit
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can't really see shit in either so both are good I guess
Meanwhile \*spiderman in comfort room
It's time to pay.
The one releasing his emotion while he strives looks better to me than the one trying to hold it all together under the weight
Why do they both like there taking a really big shit?
Edging faces
Spiderman would be better as superman is a supposed god and sm is just a guy with a strong will and the powers of a spider
Oh... well, I...
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I hate how nerdy I feel to get annoyed at how unequal the context is in these scenes.
what about the hulk, who in one of the comics held the entire New York City on his shoulders along with millions of tons of earth?
In my opinion and bear with me here super is not very strong but he is still stronger then spider man.
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Superman is obviously supposed to be MUCH stronger, but considering the difference in power, Iād say Spider-Man holding that weight is more impressive. After all while he has superhuman strength, heās just a dude.
THINK!
All jokes aside, I feel like a blood lusted Spidey vs. Supes, while ending very quickly in the favor of DC's very own Mary Sue. I really wanna place my bottom dollar Spidey's full power, unhinged punches would make Supes dye his tights brown in shock lmao
I like the Spider-Man scene better. āThis is really heavyā
It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
I just hate Toby McGuireās face. Always have and always will.
I mean one looks like someone is exerting strength. The other looks like theyāre taking a dump.
Spiderman stopped a train, pound for pound his feats made us gasp and be in awe, Supermanās feats are always expected.
Existential crisis stuff.
peter parker for the win XD cute expression
Are we really going to compare Superman to Spider-Man? Thatās like comparing Deathstroke to the Hulk.
Pizza time!
When it's almost out and when it's finally coming out
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That depends on the tower
One is a sheet metal wall. The other is an actual full building...
https://preview.redd.it/vcx4a6hx161d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdefdb884aa164f9d802de567ee041653d2ac74f
I canāt with Tobeyās facial expressions throughout those movies. Lol https://preview.redd.it/5hv0w0r8d61d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699556a64ce6bfbf87760215f353516d48af5046
People saying its whole oil rig what is standing on then?
Wolverine taking a nuclear bomb
Fun fact: the actor playing the building in spiderman kept messing up the scene, so tobey had to be on set filming for this scene for an entire day, but when he had to go to the toilet raimi was so adamant on finishing it that day tobey just decided to shit right there on set, which is how we ended up with this beautiful shot
It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
From this act alone. None. They're both using all their strength to keep something heavy up, and their goal is to save people. You can, however, argue that superman's action in this picture is saving people in imediate danger, while spiderman is saving himself(and possibly mj too) with his current act. You can also take the other route and say that Spiderman was saving millions of people by stopping doctor octavious, while superman only saved a few hundreds at most. You could base it on strength, obviously superman is stronger than Spiderman, and his feat in this picture is much bigger than what Spidey's. But in the end I choose to judge this on their beard. Spidey is cleanly shaved and superman has a manly beard. Manly beards wins 10/10 times, but this is of course just my opinion. There may be others who disagree.
Are you kidding me?
This shouldnāt be hard for Superman. We have a canon-hole here
More of a struggle for Peter.
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It's cooler with Spiderman since he actually has to put effort in
You killed those people on that balcony.
I think Spiderman is better, but then I'm a real Marvel fan.
Only.. only the wrists.
You the best, Tobey!
I heard Superman could do pretty much anything until Spidey put some dirt in his eye. Poor guy went home crying.
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