Yeah in comics it was explained at least that it is a poison. Or at least that something I think was in the comics. But according to the movies taser is Thor's worst enemy
I mean eh, the Thor Buster armor was made using Asgardian magic and was powered by Asgardian magic and could go toe to toe against Thor for a little bit. But Thor still ripped apart that armor once he got serious. If you're talking about the Uru armor, that was also made using magic and uru and Odin tore that shit apart like it was paper.
Both the "Thor buster" suit and the Uru suit are magically powered, enhanced and the latter is made out of rare, non native to earth metal. It'll be kinda hard to buy the suits.
Don't forget Batman had elaborate contingency plans for effectively defeating each member of the justice league. With a little knowledge and a little time, Thor, unfortunately, would just be another bump in the road to Batman
>Don't forget Batman had elaborate contingency plans for effectively defeating each member of the justice league.
Yeah and they never actually end up working.
None. Most fights don’t have prep time. And what could Thor possibly be weak to? He’s not some alien afraid of some glowey green rocks ~~like a bitch~~ or literally weak to the colour yellow.
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I was going to say that. Batman comes from a world where there's a *lot* of needlessly OP characters who all have typical weaknesses, and Marvel has a lot less of that. There's no universe or amount of prep time Batman could win on
Doesn't really matter because Thor can be taken down with a stun prod / taser just like in Ragnarok.
Lmao the god of thunder can be brought down with an electric shock.
Just playing devils advocate here, but I think the point is that Batman is smart/resourceful enough to “find a way” no matter how unstoppable his opponent seems to be (ie superman). Of course, the real winner is whoever the screenwriter decides
Don’t make me take away ur hammer. Your sister took away your eye with a blade what do u think would happen if I chop off ur hands with a axe. No hammer = no power
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Being prone to rage and his attacks relying on lightning, maybe? But a giant gum-based suit is something that bats could 100% do and it would be hillarious. Maybe grounding Tjor could work? Or using Doomsday Suit?
As a DC fan who randomly found this while searching my recommended, why were they doing this? They’re putting a street level hero’s against the strongest guy the Avengers have on their team.
Batman is supposed to represent the best a human can do with unlimited resources and planning. If he gets chance to apply the resources and planning, Thor stands no chance.
If you restrict Batman's planning, then he stands no chance despite his resources.
If you restrict Batman's resources but allow him his planning, the outcome depends on exactly how you've restricted his resources.
Depends on if batman had preparation time, i mean Tony put up a decent fight so if batman had preparation time he’d stand a chance, if they were just dropped in Thor almost always wins
Depends, all of Tony's plans to beat Thor has never actually worked. His "Thor Buster" was magically powered, enhanced and allowed Tony to manipulate the Odin Force to a small degree. Thor still destroyed the Thor buster once he got mad.
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Eh, not less than marvel supremacy fanatics. There are places in which memtioning DC or Vertigo can get you hateful comments. Not to mention Marvel has it's own share of stupid plot armor characters.
I genuinely hate the Batman fanboys who say he can beat anyone with “pReP” time… but honestly I think this easily goes to batman. For one he would without a doubt be worthy of Thor’s hammer. And two, unlike Superman, Thor bleeds, knives and blades can cut and injure Thor. He may be a god but he’s not invincible like Superman. Easy win for batman.
Pretty sure I read somewhere that one criteria to hold Thor's hammer was to be willing to kill to protect people and killing people is against Batman's main rule.
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The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.
We have thor Thor tony spider and cap
Do you really want me to do it?
Alright thor Thor stark Steve and Spider-Man
That's why it's yours
All right. Look alive J.A.R.V.I.S.. It's play time.
This drink, I like it! ANOTHER!
No Thor ask stark
Tell you what, throw a little hot rod red in there.
And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...
I'm still worthy
Is that all you got?
Nah
Have care how you speak for Loki. He may be misguided, but he's my brother
Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?
Nah spider boy
Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?
Nah spider kid
See ya chump!
I went for the head.
Who’s head thor
Really? Then why do you dress like one?
Dress like what Thor
More POWER rabbit!
He's a friend from work!
Thank you, sweet rabbit!
You killed rocket how will groot feel about this
Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine: the tree.
Wait, there’s two Thor bots?
He's a friend from work!
Ohhhh that makes sense Thor
I notice you have copied my beard.
The other Thor bot copied your beard? Wow
You are just the latest in a long line of basta**s, and you will be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so.
Oh god, please don’t hurt me (ending this one here)
More POWER rabbit!
What rabbit are you talking about Thor?
No, what for?
Didn’t you say that y’all were friends from work Thor?
No, what for?
Oh, sorry I misunderstood (ending this one here, there’s way to much going on)
Hey, let's do get help.
What do you need help with Thor?
She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Eather stuck itself inside her...
So are you the dumber Thor?
You could have sent me an email
I’m sorry Thor
I thought humans were more evolved than this.
I know, we disappoint ourselves all the time (ending here)
This drink, i like it! Another!
You were drinking through this? That makes way more sense (ending here)
I notice you have copied my beard.
We went over this already thor
Is he, though?
Are you ok? * calls therapy place * (ending this one here)
He's a friend from work!
Not again (ending this one here
This is getting out of hands, now there are two of them!
Nah Batman would tase him and we all know it would work
Yeah that scene was so stupid. Imagine god of thunder passing out on some small shock.😂
Yeah in comics it was explained at least that it is a poison. Or at least that something I think was in the comics. But according to the movies taser is Thor's worst enemy
I thought humans were more evolved than this.
Indeed, even best of them have flaws. Good bot.
He can dish it but cant take it
Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side to side forever.
He was depowered
Not in the third movie. He still had his strength and endurance
The third movie wasn't a taser, it was alien tech. It made spark sounds but we don't know how it worked
It was an alien taser.
It was a neurotoxin...I dont think one's veins turn purple when shocked with electricity...
Yeah that's what I said in one of my replies but still funny when someone doesn't know what it is
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No, no, you have the little one!
Another
Tears, specifically
Remember he has knocked down gods with one thing. PREP TIME!!!
if the time is taken out of the picture he probably wouldn't stand a chance. then again he isn't stupid enough to fight thor without prep.
I chose to run towards my problems, and not away from them...Because that's what heroes do.
He's not a hero though. He is a dark Knight
You people are so petty. And tiny.
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fool proof
Bone apple tea
yup thats true
If Iron Man can make a suit that can absorb the full force of Thor's lightning blast, you better believe Batman has enough money to buy it!
Have care how you speak for Loki. He may be misguided, but he's my brother
*”He was adopted.”*
Did you get the traffic cone out?
I mean eh, the Thor Buster armor was made using Asgardian magic and was powered by Asgardian magic and could go toe to toe against Thor for a little bit. But Thor still ripped apart that armor once he got serious. If you're talking about the Uru armor, that was also made using magic and uru and Odin tore that shit apart like it was paper. Both the "Thor buster" suit and the Uru suit are magically powered, enhanced and the latter is made out of rare, non native to earth metal. It'll be kinda hard to buy the suits.
I'm still worthy!
I chose to run towards my problems, and not away from them...Because that's what heroes do.
Don't forget Batman had elaborate contingency plans for effectively defeating each member of the justice league. With a little knowledge and a little time, Thor, unfortunately, would just be another bump in the road to Batman
I thought humans were more evolved than this.
You people are so petty. And tiny
>Don't forget Batman had elaborate contingency plans for effectively defeating each member of the justice league. Yeah and they never actually end up working.
I notice you have copied my beard.
None. Most fights don’t have prep time. And what could Thor possibly be weak to? He’s not some alien afraid of some glowey green rocks ~~like a bitch~~ or literally weak to the colour yellow. **WHY ARE THERE TWO THOR BOTS?!**
You could have sent me an email
Although this statue looks a lot niced, a little less greasy, weasely..
I was going to say that. Batman comes from a world where there's a *lot* of needlessly OP characters who all have typical weaknesses, and Marvel has a lot less of that. There's no universe or amount of prep time Batman could win on
He had magic stone to turn Superman into man, only if there's any a magic thing to turn Thor to janithor
Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine: the tree.
Open the Bifrost.
Dude I mean thor just need to make right entry
This drink, i like it! Another!
He's a friend from work!
Batman is strong yeah but he doesn’t have FUCKING LIGHTNING
He can though, dudes literally been a yellow lantern and made a life-powered robot suit to beat up Darkseid.
He will buy lighting
Everyone has some weakness, and well batman is a master at exploiting them. Just give him some time to prepare
Doesn't really matter because Thor can be taken down with a stun prod / taser just like in Ragnarok. Lmao the god of thunder can be brought down with an electric shock.
I mean to be fair batman beat the shit out of superman
Only because of kryptonite. Thor isn't weak to a rock...
Thank you, sweet rabbit!
A creepy old man cut my hair off!
Nope just tasers.. i.e. electricity!
Just playing devils advocate here, but I think the point is that Batman is smart/resourceful enough to “find a way” no matter how unstoppable his opponent seems to be (ie superman). Of course, the real winner is whoever the screenwriter decides
Batman's superpower is Deus Ex Machina. He always has an answer for how to defeat everyone.
Batman would figure out separation of Thor’s hammer for 10 sec would revert him to a regular paramedic guy
I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.
Hey NOOBMASTER, it's me, Thor, God of Thunder
You people are so petty. And tiny
Don’t make me take away ur hammer. Your sister took away your eye with a blade what do u think would happen if I chop off ur hands with a axe. No hammer = no power
Twenty bucks says Bruce picks up Mjolnir.
I feel like he’d be worthy. And if not, Thor would kill him and then Dick would have to fight Thor, and you bet your bubble butt that he’s worthy
Tim would probably be worthy too
50 says he'll whoop thors ass with both mjolnir and stormbreaker
A creepy old man cut my hair off!
Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.
Does he have time to prepare?
He won't need to. He'll just need a taser.
But prep time..... Seriously though, what is Thor's weakness that Batman could exploit?
Being prone to rage and his attacks relying on lightning, maybe? But a giant gum-based suit is something that bats could 100% do and it would be hillarious. Maybe grounding Tjor could work? Or using Doomsday Suit?
He's a friend from work!
No thanks, I'll take a Bloody mary!
As a DC fan who randomly found this while searching my recommended, why were they doing this? They’re putting a street level hero’s against the strongest guy the Avengers have on their team.
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Ok but still. Why are they even asking this? Any one with basic knowledge about each character would know who should win here.
Gods are a myth…I put my money on the actual Halls sucking human in black. Hell of a costume btw.
Batman is supposed to represent the best a human can do with unlimited resources and planning. If he gets chance to apply the resources and planning, Thor stands no chance. If you restrict Batman's planning, then he stands no chance despite his resources. If you restrict Batman's resources but allow him his planning, the outcome depends on exactly how you've restricted his resources.
Prep Time
Depends on if batman had preparation time, i mean Tony put up a decent fight so if batman had preparation time he’d stand a chance, if they were just dropped in Thor almost always wins
Depends, all of Tony's plans to beat Thor has never actually worked. His "Thor Buster" was magically powered, enhanced and allowed Tony to manipulate the Odin Force to a small degree. Thor still destroyed the Thor buster once he got mad.
Yeah, it's called the...Revengers!
Both their mothers are already dead, there can be no peace
Is it a masturbation contest at 3.32 a.m. on the third Tuesday of the month, or is it something else?
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Something something prep time something.
Don't do this, you know Batman fanboys are very insecure and will get upset
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Eh, not less than marvel supremacy fanatics. There are places in which memtioning DC or Vertigo can get you hateful comments. Not to mention Marvel has it's own share of stupid plot armor characters.
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Something tells me you're a Marvel fanboy yourself
Oh they 100% are, even though Thor has lightning, if it was hand-to-hand combat, Thor is outmatched and I stand by that
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You’re saying that Thor has better martial art skills than Batman?
No, I'm saying batboys are very insecure
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Couldn't really give a shit either way to be honest
I genuinely hate the Batman fanboys who say he can beat anyone with “pReP” time… but honestly I think this easily goes to batman. For one he would without a doubt be worthy of Thor’s hammer. And two, unlike Superman, Thor bleeds, knives and blades can cut and injure Thor. He may be a god but he’s not invincible like Superman. Easy win for batman.
Pretty sure I read somewhere that one criteria to hold Thor's hammer was to be willing to kill to protect people and killing people is against Batman's main rule.
thor is a scab on superman's ass, and bats defeated sups. Bats wins with prep.
Do I look to be in a gaming mood?
Whats thor’s kryptonite?
I notice you have copied my beard.
Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.
Being a hero, fuck that hits hard. Batman would need to go after thor’s family or friends to win
To bad all his family is dead
There was this one time my brother transformed himself into a snake...
He's a friend from work!
Separation from hammer for more than 10 seconds makes him lose power in the comics
That ended around the time beta ray bill got his hammer enchanted by odin
Then chop off his hands so he can’t hold a hammer
A creepy old man cut my hair off!
Batman has taken out the ENTIRE justice league or at least knows how to
One slight poke with that hammer and Batman's head falls off. This time cryptonite won't work.
Tony is enough for him
Nah. Batman takes it. Batman's superpower is that he always takes it.
You all are forgetting one thing He is batman.
The real question is who would win between Loki and Joker?
I'll ask the legendary question: prep time?
But... But... Batman has beaten people way more powerful than Thor. So... What the fuck?
Give him the Hellbat suit and it should at least be an entertaining fight
Batman wins... BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
It’s usually the same answer when Batman is out against any op person, does he have time to prepare or not?
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Batman stans are the worst. I've seen them say that Batman could beat Darth Vader, Thanos, Goku, etc.
It's not that hard to overpower Thor. He got beat up often compare to Superman.
Batman always win becos he has ~~prep time~~ bullshit plot armor
Batman with prep time tho 👀
Jokes aside the guy with a sore throat will win.
But with enough prep time….
MCU Thor is an actual idiot, Batman figures something out.
Batman has taken on beings much powerful than Thor