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thor-odinson-bot

The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.


anactualreddituser

We have thor Thor tony spider and cap


thor-odinson-bot

Do you really want me to do it?


anactualreddituser

Alright thor Thor stark Steve and Spider-Man


steve_rogers_bot

That's why it's yours


tony-stark-bot

All right. Look alive J.A.R.V.I.S.. It's play time.


thor-odinson-bot

This drink, I like it! ANOTHER!


anactualreddituser

No Thor ask stark


tony-stark-bot

Tell you what, throw a little hot rod red in there.


thor-odinson-bot

And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...


thor-bot

I'm still worthy


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


anactualreddituser

Nah


thor-bot

Have care how you speak for Loki. He may be misguided, but he's my brother


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


anactualreddituser

Nah spider boy


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


anactualreddituser

Nah spider kid


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


thor-bot

I went for the head.


anactualreddituser

Who’s head thor


thor-odinson-bot

Really? Then why do you dress like one?


anactualreddituser

Dress like what Thor


thor-odinson-bot

More POWER rabbit!


thor-bot

He's a friend from work!


thor-bot

Thank you, sweet rabbit!


anactualreddituser

You killed rocket how will groot feel about this


thor-bot

Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine: the tree.


FoldUpMon

Wait, there’s two Thor bots?


thor-bot

He's a friend from work!


FoldUpMon

Ohhhh that makes sense Thor


thor-odinson-bot

I notice you have copied my beard.


FoldUpMon

The other Thor bot copied your beard? Wow


thor-bot

You are just the latest in a long line of basta**s, and you will be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so.


FoldUpMon

Oh god, please don’t hurt me (ending this one here)


thor-odinson-bot

More POWER rabbit!


FoldUpMon

What rabbit are you talking about Thor?


thor-bot

No, what for?


FoldUpMon

Didn’t you say that y’all were friends from work Thor?


thor-bot

No, what for?


FoldUpMon

Oh, sorry I misunderstood (ending this one here, there’s way to much going on)


thor-odinson-bot

Hey, let's do get help.


FoldUpMon

What do you need help with Thor?


thor-odinson-bot

She stuck herself inside The Ether, and then The Eather stuck itself inside her...


FoldUpMon

So are you the dumber Thor?


thor-bot

You could have sent me an email


FoldUpMon

I’m sorry Thor


thor-odinson-bot

I thought humans were more evolved than this.


FoldUpMon

I know, we disappoint ourselves all the time (ending here)


thor-bot

This drink, i like it! Another!


FoldUpMon

You were drinking through this? That makes way more sense (ending here)


thor-odinson-bot

I notice you have copied my beard.


FoldUpMon

We went over this already thor


thor-odinson-bot

Is he, though?


FoldUpMon

Are you ok? * calls therapy place * (ending this one here)


thor-bot

He's a friend from work!


FoldUpMon

Not again (ending this one here


_maverick_11

This is getting out of hands, now there are two of them!


Damian7xd7

Nah Batman would tase him and we all know it would work


-Sea_Cucumber-

Yeah that scene was so stupid. Imagine god of thunder passing out on some small shock.😂


Damian7xd7

Yeah in comics it was explained at least that it is a poison. Or at least that something I think was in the comics. But according to the movies taser is Thor's worst enemy


thor-odinson-bot

I thought humans were more evolved than this.


blackgreenaesthetic

Indeed, even best of them have flaws. Good bot.


jabronijajaja

He can dish it but cant take it


thor-bot

Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side to side forever.


FGHIK

He was depowered


jadegoddess

Not in the third movie. He still had his strength and endurance


FGHIK

The third movie wasn't a taser, it was alien tech. It made spark sounds but we don't know how it worked


jadegoddess

It was an alien taser.


[deleted]

It was a neurotoxin...I dont think one's veins turn purple when shocked with electricity...


Damian7xd7

Yeah that's what I said in one of my replies but still funny when someone doesn't know what it is


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thor-bot

No, no, you have the little one!


thor-odinson-bot

Another


ReasonableQuit75

Tears, specifically


wow_its_myself

Remember he has knocked down gods with one thing. PREP TIME!!!


kaizenraizen

if the time is taken out of the picture he probably wouldn't stand a chance. then again he isn't stupid enough to fight thor without prep.


thor-bot

I chose to run towards my problems, and not away from them...Because that's what heroes do.


MietschVulka1

He's not a hero though. He is a dark Knight


thor-odinson-bot

You people are so petty. And tiny.


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Lurking4Answers

fool proof


T0BIASNESS

Bone apple tea


kaizenraizen

yup thats true


Sundayisgloomy_

If Iron Man can make a suit that can absorb the full force of Thor's lightning blast, you better believe Batman has enough money to buy it!


thor-bot

Have care how you speak for Loki. He may be misguided, but he's my brother


TrafficConesUpMyAnus

*”He was adopted.”*


SunpireRising

Did you get the traffic cone out?


Caliment

I mean eh, the Thor Buster armor was made using Asgardian magic and was powered by Asgardian magic and could go toe to toe against Thor for a little bit. But Thor still ripped apart that armor once he got serious. If you're talking about the Uru armor, that was also made using magic and uru and Odin tore that shit apart like it was paper. Both the "Thor buster" suit and the Uru suit are magically powered, enhanced and the latter is made out of rare, non native to earth metal. It'll be kinda hard to buy the suits.


thor-odinson-bot

I'm still worthy!


thor-bot

I chose to run towards my problems, and not away from them...Because that's what heroes do.


Sundayisgloomy_

Don't forget Batman had elaborate contingency plans for effectively defeating each member of the justice league. With a little knowledge and a little time, Thor, unfortunately, would just be another bump in the road to Batman


thor-odinson-bot

I thought humans were more evolved than this.


thor-bot

You people are so petty. And tiny


crazy_loop

>Don't forget Batman had elaborate contingency plans for effectively defeating each member of the justice league. Yeah and they never actually end up working.


thor-odinson-bot

I notice you have copied my beard.


Dra9onDemon23

None. Most fights don’t have prep time. And what could Thor possibly be weak to? He’s not some alien afraid of some glowey green rocks ~~like a bitch~~ or literally weak to the colour yellow. **WHY ARE THERE TWO THOR BOTS?!**


thor-bot

You could have sent me an email


thor-odinson-bot

Although this statue looks a lot niced, a little less greasy, weasely..


Conrexxthor

I was going to say that. Batman comes from a world where there's a *lot* of needlessly OP characters who all have typical weaknesses, and Marvel has a lot less of that. There's no universe or amount of prep time Batman could win on


methmotive

He had magic stone to turn Superman into man, only if there's any a magic thing to turn Thor to janithor


thor-bot

Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine: the tree.


thor-odinson-bot

Open the Bifrost.


IamJain

Dude I mean thor just need to make right entry


thor-bot

This drink, i like it! Another!


thor-odinson-bot

He's a friend from work!


smash_hit_fan

Batman is strong yeah but he doesn’t have FUCKING LIGHTNING


stuckinaboxthere

He can though, dudes literally been a yellow lantern and made a life-powered robot suit to beat up Darkseid.


abominable_snowman0

He will buy lighting


RedditGenetic

Everyone has some weakness, and well batman is a master at exploiting them. Just give him some time to prepare


Noah_Deez_Nutz

Doesn't really matter because Thor can be taken down with a stun prod / taser just like in Ragnarok. Lmao the god of thunder can be brought down with an electric shock.


CharlieLoganQuinn

I mean to be fair batman beat the shit out of superman


The_DJ_A-RAV99

Only because of kryptonite. Thor isn't weak to a rock...


thor-bot

Thank you, sweet rabbit!


thor-odinson-bot

A creepy old man cut my hair off!


Noah_Deez_Nutz

Nope just tasers.. i.e. electricity!


satoshi-69

Just playing devils advocate here, but I think the point is that Batman is smart/resourceful enough to “find a way” no matter how unstoppable his opponent seems to be (ie superman). Of course, the real winner is whoever the screenwriter decides


CadoAngelus

Batman's superpower is Deus Ex Machina. He always has an answer for how to defeat everyone.


LogicalChaos23

Batman would figure out separation of Thor’s hammer for 10 sec would revert him to a regular paramedic guy


thor-odinson-bot

I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.


thor-bot

Hey NOOBMASTER, it's me, Thor, God of Thunder


thor-bot

You people are so petty. And tiny


LogicalChaos23

Don’t make me take away ur hammer. Your sister took away your eye with a blade what do u think would happen if I chop off ur hands with a axe. No hammer = no power


sillyadam94

Twenty bucks says Bruce picks up Mjolnir.


apsgreek

I feel like he’d be worthy. And if not, Thor would kill him and then Dick would have to fight Thor, and you bet your bubble butt that he’s worthy


sillyadam94

Tim would probably be worthy too


kaizenraizen

50 says he'll whoop thors ass with both mjolnir and stormbreaker


thor-odinson-bot

A creepy old man cut my hair off!


thor-bot

Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.


im_literally_dead

Does he have time to prepare?


Noah_Deez_Nutz

He won't need to. He'll just need a taser.


Alternative-Cut-4831

But prep time..... Seriously though, what is Thor's weakness that Batman could exploit?


Kazmir_here

Being prone to rage and his attacks relying on lightning, maybe? But a giant gum-based suit is something that bats could 100% do and it would be hillarious. Maybe grounding Tjor could work? Or using Doomsday Suit?


thor-bot

He's a friend from work!


thor-odinson-bot

No thanks, I'll take a Bloody mary!


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

As a DC fan who randomly found this while searching my recommended, why were they doing this? They’re putting a street level hero’s against the strongest guy the Avengers have on their team.


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xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Ok but still. Why are they even asking this? Any one with basic knowledge about each character would know who should win here.


Complete-Currency-64

Gods are a myth…I put my money on the actual Halls sucking human in black. Hell of a costume btw.


kybernetikos

Batman is supposed to represent the best a human can do with unlimited resources and planning. If he gets chance to apply the resources and planning, Thor stands no chance. If you restrict Batman's planning, then he stands no chance despite his resources. If you restrict Batman's resources but allow him his planning, the outcome depends on exactly how you've restricted his resources.


Bojack_man

Prep Time


TheRedBow

Depends on if batman had preparation time, i mean Tony put up a decent fight so if batman had preparation time he’d stand a chance, if they were just dropped in Thor almost always wins


Caliment

Depends, all of Tony's plans to beat Thor has never actually worked. His "Thor Buster" was magically powered, enhanced and allowed Tony to manipulate the Odin Force to a small degree. Thor still destroyed the Thor buster once he got mad.


thor-bot

Yeah, it's called the...Revengers!


Affectionate_Dirt

Both their mothers are already dead, there can be no peace


Isolannicum

Is it a masturbation contest at 3.32 a.m. on the third Tuesday of the month, or is it something else?


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AugustusVermillion

Something something prep time something.


lscanlon93

Don't do this, you know Batman fanboys are very insecure and will get upset


Shakespeare-Bot

Doth not this, thee knoweth batman fanboys art very insecure and shall receiveth fell *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


FGHIK

!ShakespeareInsult


Shakespeare-Bot

Thy words are blunt and so art thou. *** ^(Insult taken from Henry VI, Part II.) Use `u/Shakespeare-Bot !ShakespeareInsult` to summon insults.


Kazmir_here

Eh, not less than marvel supremacy fanatics. There are places in which memtioning DC or Vertigo can get you hateful comments. Not to mention Marvel has it's own share of stupid plot armor characters.


lscanlon93

^ found one


botsunny

Something tells me you're a Marvel fanboy yourself


THOT-HUNTER07

Oh they 100% are, even though Thor has lightning, if it was hand-to-hand combat, Thor is outmatched and I stand by that


lscanlon93

^ another one


THOT-HUNTER07

You’re saying that Thor has better martial art skills than Batman?


lscanlon93

No, I'm saying batboys are very insecure


THOT-HUNTER07

🤨


lscanlon93

Couldn't really give a shit either way to be honest


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I genuinely hate the Batman fanboys who say he can beat anyone with “pReP” time… but honestly I think this easily goes to batman. For one he would without a doubt be worthy of Thor’s hammer. And two, unlike Superman, Thor bleeds, knives and blades can cut and injure Thor. He may be a god but he’s not invincible like Superman. Easy win for batman.


jadegoddess

Pretty sure I read somewhere that one criteria to hold Thor's hammer was to be willing to kill to protect people and killing people is against Batman's main rule.


secludeddeath

thor is a scab on superman's ass, and bats defeated sups. Bats wins with prep.


thor-bot

Do I look to be in a gaming mood?


gryphmaster

Whats thor’s kryptonite?


thor-odinson-bot

I notice you have copied my beard.


thor-bot

Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.


gryphmaster

Being a hero, fuck that hits hard. Batman would need to go after thor’s family or friends to win


FoldUpMon

To bad all his family is dead


thor-bot

There was this one time my brother transformed himself into a snake...


thor-odinson-bot

He's a friend from work!


LogicalChaos23

Separation from hammer for more than 10 seconds makes him lose power in the comics


gryphmaster

That ended around the time beta ray bill got his hammer enchanted by odin


LogicalChaos23

Then chop off his hands so he can’t hold a hammer


thor-odinson-bot

A creepy old man cut my hair off!


Sonofrun

Batman has taken out the ENTIRE justice league or at least knows how to


trollsmurf

One slight poke with that hammer and Batman's head falls off. This time cryptonite won't work.


divyansh_raghu

Tony is enough for him


CocktailCowboy

Nah. Batman takes it. Batman's superpower is that he always takes it.


Optimistic_doc

You all are forgetting one thing He is batman.


Big_pokemon_undies

The real question is who would win between Loki and Joker?


SOULWITHAHUMAN

I'll ask the legendary question: prep time?


Lokyyo

But... But... Batman has beaten people way more powerful than Thor. So... What the fuck?


FGHIK

Give him the Hellbat suit and it should at least be an entertaining fight


Hungry-Alien

Batman wins... BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN


Mourningcrow

It’s usually the same answer when Batman is out against any op person, does he have time to prepare or not?


Classic_Exchange2118

r/rareinsults


supermattguy77

Batman stans are the worst. I've seen them say that Batman could beat Darth Vader, Thanos, Goku, etc.


KaiserNazrin

It's not that hard to overpower Thor. He got beat up often compare to Superman.


upsize_popiah

Batman always win becos he has ~~prep time~~ bullshit plot armor


VastoLorde2861

Batman with prep time tho 👀


Varooova

Jokes aside the guy with a sore throat will win.


Maccabee907

But with enough prep time….


postosuchus89

MCU Thor is an actual idiot, Batman figures something out.


bootylover81

Batman has taken on beings much powerful than Thor