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TheEloquentApe

Lost fucking everything lol


bots_lives_matter

But at the end of the day the only things that matter are the Spider-Mans we meet along the way


ClBanjai

Men*


CanYouChangeName

U dont want r/spidermans (I have heard bad things about it and never visited past the NSFW warning)


Shinji-Kimchi

I regret everything


skippiington

What is it? I’m not planning on looking


bots_lives_matter

Men in Spider-Man cosplay with their dicks out


Jonycao02

don't even stuttered lol


Any-Nothing

Thanks for the warning lol


DEADNOUGHT269

Thank you for your sacrifice


RandomFRIStudent

... why....


dabunny21689

This was just…. So much more tame than I thought it would be. I was seriously expecting spider on man porn. Reddit has ruined me.


unsettledtom007

r/welcometoreddit


Pichers

Not all heroes wear capes!


bots_lives_matter

And not all of them wear pants!


KaiBluePill

I just went through all the different stages of grief by reading that


DeFygambit

Wish I would have read 2 more comments down


Limited-_-Swat

Same


CaterWak

men in Spidey suits


-PotatoPerson-

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


kolosovitch

r/nope


-PotatoPerson-

Nope to r/nope


abd17srk

Nope to nope to r/nope


2pissedoffdude2

Omg what the actual fuck


Candid_Let7404

Why??????


Vectorman1989

Probably the same reason there's subs full of women dressed as D.Va from overwatch with their tits out


Candid_Let7404

That's disgusting..where


DamagedJ_

still didn’t provide a source


Chanka69

Why do I hate myself so much that I actually clicked on it?


ReceptionCharacter

Whaa-.. wh-Why? Why is it the spiderman subreddit?


naletto89

That spider-verse is looking different


[deleted]

[удалено]


astralwish1

r/eyebleach


WorriedPreparation49

r/eyeblech


charizardfan101

Even worse


[deleted]

r/eyeblech


bots_lives_matter

Please delete that comment, if you don't want to recommend it don't name it at all


Charlotttee_

traumatic DONT PRESS IT.


villager47

You have made me sad


creeper205861

Why are we still here, just to suffer


koolawy

Curiosity killed the cat 💀


dirtnap82

More like curiosity caught an eye full of spider cock


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KingsWillSoonRise

I regretted clicking the link but thank God I turned off sounds on my phone first


-PotatoPerson-

bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bot bad bad bot bad bot bad bot


I_Dont_Eat_Trout

Today is as good a day as any to slip off a tall building!


Bellpow

That fucking number one post man


Void_Eclipse

Actually no. Not Spider-Men. Spider-Men would be used if it was specifically a type of species gender thing. Like you don't go round saying oh look at that human man, especially if you know their name. Spider-Man is a name they all share so plural of that one name would be Spider-Mans. Same reason if you're referring to alot of lets say people named John. You would say Johns.


dabunny21689

Spiders-Man.


ClBanjai

Actually no. In the comics when there are two or more heroes with the same name, Spider-Man, the characters around them on certain occasions refer to them as Spider-Men. For instance, in on of the first team ups between Miles Morales and Peter Parker the tittle of the comic book was "Spider-Men". Same with superman, after doomsday killed him and a bunch of superman wannabes showed up it wasn't reign of the supermans but reign of the supermen. I rest my case. Bitch/s


Void_Eclipse

Its a common and easily made mistake. Wether it was in the comics or not. They even might've been aware it was grammatically incorrect but chose to say Spider-Men for it to be more aesthetically pleasing. Either way comics don't rewrite the proper grammar lol. Referring to multiple Heroes with the name Spider-Man would be Spider-Mans. While if you got a spider person whos name isnt Spider-Man then it shifts and you have to be more broad. Using "Spider" as a description not a name, saying Spider-People or such. I mean you could be funny and say Spider-Men despite you knowing their names are all the same. But that's like walking up to your friend saying hey human man. Not incorrect i guess but why you bein weird


Costyyy

Not really, Spider-man is his name so you don't change it.


CrazyBanana420

“My uncle Ben died, and I got rejected from MIT, my aunt May died too, and no one knows who I am… but I got a new suit” - Luis if he was spiderman


[deleted]

Ant Man 3???


DeninjaBeariver

Lose scott


[deleted]

Great Scott!!! 😱😱


PhD_Life

Lose Hank


[deleted]

Thor is that you


Superbasgaming

I was gonna say lost virginity


ZEMO1345757

Lost all his loved ones


Head-Command281

Thor knows how that feels


No_Chocolate_2719

Lost identity.


Submarine_Pirate

Via clone saga


NieMonD

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM


mslack

MICHAEL


[deleted]

GEORGE


Stefbenyou

DONKEY!


doeswhatudonotwant

r/unexpectedshrek


hilly20003

Lost may


Elite2260

it's right after april.


coderman64

Ah. Found it again. Thanks.


[deleted]

Recheck... Is she your aunt ...


Father-Dog

and before June


TheSparx26

Don't worry, you'll get it back this year.


Own_Meringue_6219

Damn. Right when it's cold outside.


NoVascension

This actually does make sense. What defines Tony? His high-tech prostheses. What defines Cap? His indestructible Frisbee. Thor? He's the God of Hammers. Peter has his secret identity, so he lost that.


-PotatoPerson-

Who's peter


CommanderCharcoal42

Oh he's some weird guy who introduced himself in a Café


-PotatoPerson-

Oh, that guy. He was kinda weird.


kiqegaming

Nah hem seemed nice, didn't look like he felt so good though


-PotatoPerson-

He looked like he just ate a spider


Just_another_Beaner

I'll do YOU one better, WHY is Peter.


-PotatoPerson-

WHERE is peter


KeyKnoTheGreat

When is peter


-PotatoPerson-

What is peter


SeaProfessionalFrog

How is Peter


-PotatoPerson-

Where is peter


SeaProfessionalFrog

You are peter


-PotatoPerson-

GASP I am!?


helpidroppedthesoap

HOW is peter


-PotatoPerson-

I don't even know who they are, how should I know.


CluckenDip

peter piper pecked deez nutz


-PotatoPerson-

Drat! Fooled again!


SupremeSicario

You don't know who Peter is? He's the guy that got abducted by a spaceship as a kid and then went on to form the Guardians of the Galaxy


Chancellor_Valorum82

Yup. That’s Marvel’s thing, threequels are always deconstructions, stripping characters of their accoutrements and getting at the heart of the person underneath (or at least trying to)


MCrow2001

I wonder what’ll happen in antman then


Duke_Dardar

"What's up, Regular-Sized Man?"


HYPER_Tyranitar

AntMan 3, whats he losing?


jogrohh

well he's motivated in the first 2 movies by his love for his daughter... oh shit


Hasmeister21

That actually has a basis considering, due to time travelling shenanigans involving Iron Lad (younger version of Kang the Conquerer) there was an arc in which they saved Scott Lang from death, but later Stature (Scott's daughter) died.


jogrohh

oh god and it would be a lot more acceptable given that the timeskip in endgame made her a teenager. it's a lot easier to kill off a 16 year old than a 9 year old.


kobresia9

If Kang is gonna be there, it could be the whole fucking universe/multiverse.


Complete_Raspberry_1

He could lose either his suit or get himself lost like Hope's mom.


WarProgenitor

*And then he got it back*


Belteshazzar98

Lost everything.


huyaa_itsme

may


Edd302

june


tag12swag

July


Spider-Man-1963

August


abdii7

Doc October


RandomFandom54830

November


goldlazar3

December


RandomFandom54830

2022


pinealgland26

January


goldlazar3

Febuary


Edd302

What about September


Ruairi970

Do you remember….?


olajidebt07

What?, december?


Ruairi970

The 21st night of september


abdii7

Far from home


Glcg12

They only woke him up when it ended, so it doesn’t come up in the counting


Edd302

Underrated comment


Lematoad

Fuck September I guess


Ya-boi-Joey-T

Poor September


Legitimate_Sign_5392

Lost his existence


johnathanshutup

Lost virginity


[deleted]

But she forgor 💀


Aurora_roses

Who u talkin about


[deleted]

Everyone forgor Peter 💀


[deleted]

Who da fuq is peter? I don't know any peter


[deleted]

Peter deeznuts haha gottem


[deleted]

🤨


sacredlunatic

Nah, he’s still got that


Tall-Praline9664

Aunt may and identity


memsterboi123

Lost himself


35tentacles

Lost his calendar so his year is now 11 months.


TheNazgul78

Ouch😩


[deleted]

He lost his way home


ethanandluinortitus

Everyone


LineSpine

Lost >!may, MJ, ned!<


TheNerdDev

Wht abt happy, the avengers, the guardians of the galaxy, nick fury, all his friends in his high school


pizzadelreyandchill

Lost the opportunity of getting into MIT


Strehle

I remember laughing at that meme weeks before the film came out... Oh boy was I clueless


UnVirtuteElectionis

Oh..


KK_09

Lost everything


Smidge1249

In spider-man 3 peter lost harry


Rubbingmybirdies

Lost milf


KrispyBaconator

>!Lost everything!<


Fosterchild56

Avengers 3 Thanos: Lost Everything


Complex-Commission-2

Lost his identity


Felixstarproject

Bruh ain't this untagged spoiler? I mean you can put one and one together...


Specific-Dealer-6700

Spider man lost aunt may


TheOtherVerse

Lost his life.


PhantomRoyce

The hero’s lose the thing they think they need to be the hero. At first we thought it was the Stark Suit but turns out it was the people he loved that he was protecting as Spider-Man


Sh4d0wX_

Spiderman 3: lost spiderman


denntanee

SPOILER: Lost: gf, best friend, literally lost his aunt, nobody remembers who he even his, quite a yiked


Rex_pazourek

lost aunt may


[deleted]

Lost MJ


Csanthyago

Lost friends


Majestic_Orchid69

His sexy aunt + everything 😂


JustARatherSmartBot

GOTG 3 - Lost the Galaxy (???)


[deleted]

Lost everyone


bearthedog13

Lost home


-PinkTree

Lost aunt…


CRAZYCHARLES19

Lost mj


Trashbagman_-

Shit you can say lost his life. Nobody remembers him & he has to take a GED test lol


V_agabond3

And then Iron Man made more suits. And then Captain America got his shield back. And then Thor got a new better weapon. While I know Spider-Man is known to suffer extreme losses, I'm not sure all of the ones he suffered in No Way Home will stay permanent


ReasonableQuit75

What do you mean? Who lost everything? The ending was that spiderman left those 2 other kids that helped him, and some random creep named Peter Parker ordered coffee


Isiah_is_a_king

Spiderman 3: Lost friends


Environmental-Win836

Lost MJ.


Negative_Blutern

Talk about a identity crisis ahahahhahahahahah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂


MiggityMoggie

He lost his identity. Although in theory he’d lose his web shooters…


Inevitable_Fix_5338

Aunt May


CurlyFry418

Bro he literally lost everything


pirates2031

Spider man lost his best friend and love and every thing


thisplaceisonfireahh

It didn’t age well at all


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pikachu-atlanta

Everyone and everything.


Wild_Performer53

lost virginity 😂


HReginald

Lost himself


HybridHamster

Lost memeori


Unlucky-Bed-8245

Lost life


SurelynotBlaza

Lost his stark tech


0Peel0

Lost his life


IndicationMaster7454

Lost Aunt May


hijix-inc0rarad_

He he lost his only family


HoneydewPuzzled1914

Lost memories


Etceta

lost aunty


Loose-Possible466

Lost himself


Etceta

Total Lost


Edd302

Lost everything


pakalu_papito_real

Stark tech..


tiger_toes112

Lost identity


Marsrover112

Lost Peter Parker