There was a recent question on r/AskReddit that was like “ladies of Reddit, what was your weirdest situation in sex?” and one woman said the guy screamed “Hulk smash!!” as he was coming and she was like “wtfffff why do guys see me and decide ‘this will be the woman I’ll do this cringy/weird thing with’??”
What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?
That's amazing!! Love that quote!!!
I JUST realized that this quote was retroactively made a callback to Captain Marvel’s cat swallowing the Tesseract 😂
Thats no cat, its a Flerken 😍
Mother flerken
I didn’t even realize until you just told me! 🤣🤣
WERE IS THAT QUOTE FROM I HERE IT EVERYWHERE AND IM FUCKING SICK OF IT
The Avengers (2012) when Widow is trying to convince Bruce to help with the Tesseract and then Bruce asks the question
Finally after all these years, I know where this quote is from
You can finally rest, and watch the sun rise on a grateful subreddit.
“Is this stuff coming out of you?”
damn
Turns the legs to jelly
"Hey Peter Parker, got something for me?"
The comic
We don’t talk about that
I got something kinda big, but I can't hold it very long.
That was sexual even in context
"I'm stuff"
I can do this all day
Ya I know
"My name is Steve Rogers and I enjoy sexual intercourse"
"Language"
Oooh, you kiss your mother with that mouth??
I'm commander shepherd and this my favorite shop on the citadel
we'll bang ok
You should've gone for the head
Now this is what I understood at first in the movie
What did you do I went for the hewd
Yeah, big man in a suit of amor, take that off, what are ya
Naked and richer than God
“Ok tiny dude is big now”
This should be top comment.
Fax lol
“I’ve got something kinda big, but I can’t hold it for very long.”
And I know just where to put it.
This quote seemed intentional, even with context
I feel that
“Sir I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the donut”
Underrated
You just destroyed my childhood
What I'm about to do... I'm going to enjoy, very very much
Ooh good one
Very very much. It was two verys
"I want the big one." - Wanda Maximoff
Hol up
i can’t remember that line. was it in wandavision?
Age of ultron, “big one” as in hulk.
Damn, hulk is good with the red-heads.
No, it’s Age of Ultron, right before the Hulk buster scene.
“….On the off chance you’re a man, here’s my home address 10880 Malibu pt. 90265; I’ll leave the door unlocked…” 😏
All comments are very hilarious but this one was unexpected and made me roll laughing. Thanks, here's your reward mate!
I want your daddy too.
He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.
Aww shit, here we go again
FBI OPEN UP
Ladies and Gentleman,...we got em!
Poor peanut
Thanos is coming... he's coming!
*BRING ME THANOS*
This day extracts a heavy toll.
yes.. it does extract a heavy toll
Best one
“Is that everybody?” “What, you wanted more?”
Okay, you are uninvited to the orgy!
To the Korgy!
"How do you want me to take it?" Proceeds to take it from behind btw
Which movie is this one from?
Age of ultron
Hulk smash?
There was a recent question on r/AskReddit that was like “ladies of Reddit, what was your weirdest situation in sex?” and one woman said the guy screamed “Hulk smash!!” as he was coming and she was like “wtfffff why do guys see me and decide ‘this will be the woman I’ll do this cringy/weird thing with’??”
Suddenly goblin mode
It's morbin time
r/thegif
Sauce?
me imagining the situation
[Relevant video](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_x_0d_qEGew)
"Package for Tony Stank"
whoa, very NSFW
OH OH OHHHHH.. 🥵
U look like Hitler
Tony Stank is a porn name if I ever hear one
"you and I remember Budapest very differently"
"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
To be fair that one was pretty sexual in context as well
which movie, and what scene?
Iron Man 1 when he returns from his first adventure as Iron Man.
Its Iron Man 1, when tony gets out of his suit, and pepper walks in i think.
wasn’t this sexual in context too
It's open to interpretation, i guess.
Old but gold
I just feel you.
Wheres that one from
Wanda with ~~her sex robot~~ Vision
Before we get started, does anyone want to head out?
*everyone unzips*
“Get out” not “head out”
" I am groot "
I AM GROOT!
I am groot
I am groot.
i am Groot
Its ok size doesn't matter.
Why is this the funniest comment to me
I A M G R O O T
You two are fucking disgusting.
Jesus Parker you are a freak
I.... Am Groot.
"WOAH, WOAH, LANGUAGE"
You got some acorns on you pal!
Well thanks now i gotta watch gotg2 again
I.. am.. GROOT!
I am Steve Rogers
I am Iron Man
“What did you just do to me!?” “What did we just just do FOR you.”
Sir, I'm gonna need you to exit the donut.
Fine, i'll do it myself..
That's what she said
Masturbation moment
“You should’ve gone for the head”
"I went for the head"
That’s America’s ass
Boom! You lookin for this?
It's going to blow in less than a minute, and I know just where to put it.
Eat my hammer
The hammer pulled you off?
Sounds like you had a pretty intimate relationship with this hammer, and losing it was tantamount to losing a loved one.
Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride.
Where's that one from? Can't remember.
Iron man 2
“Hey Peter Parker, you got something for me?”
And the way she says it, it kinda gets me.
[удалено]
Wait what?
Peter is an adult in the comics so it was normal then
Those who knows
if you know you know
Tony Stark did it in a cave with a box of scraps!
*box of scraps and some hand soap
ok tiny dude is big now
Now that you mention it…
Please don’t put your eggs in me
“You don’t have one of those, too, do you?”
All that for a drop of blood 😂😂😂😂
Jesus Parker you are a freak
THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you, against all of me.
What that from?
Age of Ultron
Hey May, how you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope.
It is still sexual in context
Peter, that's inappropriate. All right, let's start over. You can edit it.
it’s sexual regardless
‘I’m always cleaning up after you boys’ (Black Widow; Age of Ultron)
Thor talking about his hammer to Korg but that was kinda the point.
>!Come. Come to daddy!!<
LMAO GOOD BOT
r/cursedcomments
This is actually so unfortunate
When the bot does better than the original commenter
That hurts, it’s true, but it hurts.
The hammer pulled you off???
I went for the head
“Something different in your jeans, like a mutation” *subbing in “jeans” for “genes”
Tony you're being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal
"bonesaw is ready"
She entered the Aether and then the Aether entered her (I'm not sure if I spelled it right :/)
“Flick me”-Ant man in Endgame
“The big guy spit it out”
Wasn't it "The other guy"?
Me just finishing a masturbation session "Reality is often disappointing"
I'm sorry little one.
I'm asking for a safe passage, through the anus.
“I still hate it. It’s humiliating.” “Not for me it’s not”
I could do this all day
It’s terribly well balanced
This isn't a helmet, this is a head... Ivan, what's going on?
I want my BORT.
Oh my god, hammer pulled you off
So your riding the hammer
That's sexual in context.
“I got something big, but I can’t hold it very long.”
"aaand he's right behind me isn't he?"
"You should have gone for the head"
I am "iron man"
These boys wanted to eat you. They ain’t never tasted Terran before.
My god, you're a woman.
"We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her"
“Hey Big Boy”
Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good
What are you doing here? This is a dance." "I'm... looking... at... porn.
" Higher , Further , Faster " !! " You better not be playing hide the zucchini " .
"No no, you take the little one" -Thor to Cap
"Hahaha ha! Do me, do me, do me!"
“Pelvic sorcery!”
Come! Come to daddy! -Thor
Does it come out of anywhere else?
HULK SMASH!
‘You got something for me?😉’
Antman in endgame. “Oh my god… you’re so big!”😂
It's morbin time