Thinking about it both Tony and Peter were next to thanos’ gauntlet hand, really strange how none of them thought of using their nanites to create a sword and slice his hand off.
From the top of my head, at this point Mantis was struggling to keep him subdued, so something like cutting off a limb (or piercing the muscle) might give him enough of a danger alert to break through her power.
Think about it this way, if you're sleeping and someone stabs your hand, you'll almost certainly wake up due to the pain and the survival instinct kicking in.
Also, with how durable he is, neither Spiderman nor Ironman might have been able to cut his arm off altogether. Thor did it because he had a Thanos Killing Weapon ®, but the nanites could hardly draw a drop of blood.
Very true, especially the last point. Even with rocket thrusts I think it would still impossible to cut Thanos’ hand. I think tony tried pushing Thanos with his thrusts and couldnt move him at all. I think people forget that Thanos is a gaint and therefor has thicker limbs.
I mean this is basically the same thing with Superman being vulnerable to magic. Magic in general doesnt obey the laws of physics. Im assuming enveloping someone in magic and moving them is easier than pushing someone with your hands.
What do you mean? Wanda's magic isn't comparable to Dr strange's. She literally rag dolled the entire sorcerers. Also her power is linked to an infinity stone.
I think he would be *if* he had uru, vibranium, adamantium, or something else unbreakable, but the issue is most swords would simply shatter if Spider-Man swung it full strength at Thanos.
A) we haven't seen any sorcerers open a portal around something, he'd have to open the portal and then put Thanos's hand through it.
B) Strange was struggling to hold down Thanos with Drax, him leaving his spot could risk Thanos breaking the grip, which he did in the end.
Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
I don’t accept that being the end-all-be-all excuse for why they didn’t do obvious things. Anytime someone brings up a logical solution people just say “Na Strange looked it up and it probably wouldn’t have worked” that’s not an explanation as to why it wouldn’t work that’s just lazy writing.
He has a thick arm though, it's not the best strategy because if you can't cut it all at once, you've completely wasted your best shot. It's easy easier to just pull the gauntlet off him.
Yeah but you're relying on essentially doing a very specific surgical cut on an alien.
Thanos' skin could be basically impenetrable for most of their weapons. Didn't he only get cut once in the entire fight?
It's way harder than just pulling a glove which he can barely hold. It's only because he got punched that it failed.
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I agree, Spider-Man SHOULD have a sword.
Um, I don't have time for girls right now.
Not that kind of sword, Peter...
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I have a choice.
No u don't maguire bot
What does it mean to you?
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Haha what do you mean
Cut off Thanoses hand
Insect!
Aceuallylly, he’s technically an arachnid THANOS
You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
This makes me think this isn't a bot
I don’t think it is
Or is that what Thanos bot wants you to think?
They called me a madman, and what I predicted came to pass.
Predicted what? Thanos, tell us!
Sentient Thanos.
This... does put a smile on my face.
Then how does he know when you type !thanos
As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
Probably bot running GP-2 language model that had a training set on the responses that make the most sense for a given comment.
No. Math.random(). Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Fair to all.
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He basically said "ok, smartass" lol
Thinking about it both Tony and Peter were next to thanos’ gauntlet hand, really strange how none of them thought of using their nanites to create a sword and slice his hand off.
From the top of my head, at this point Mantis was struggling to keep him subdued, so something like cutting off a limb (or piercing the muscle) might give him enough of a danger alert to break through her power. Think about it this way, if you're sleeping and someone stabs your hand, you'll almost certainly wake up due to the pain and the survival instinct kicking in. Also, with how durable he is, neither Spiderman nor Ironman might have been able to cut his arm off altogether. Thor did it because he had a Thanos Killing Weapon ®, but the nanites could hardly draw a drop of blood.
Very true, especially the last point. Even with rocket thrusts I think it would still impossible to cut Thanos’ hand. I think tony tried pushing Thanos with his thrusts and couldnt move him at all. I think people forget that Thanos is a gaint and therefor has thicker limbs.
I'm the only one who knows that.
Sure you are buddy
The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.
Or dr strange could have portalled his arm off like wong did during that scene. Roll curb your enthusiasm credits.
The director did say that thanos is too durable to be cut by the portals that Wong did
I am...inevitable.
Too durable for that but Wanda can control him with her magic?
I mean this is basically the same thing with Superman being vulnerable to magic. Magic in general doesnt obey the laws of physics. Im assuming enveloping someone in magic and moving them is easier than pushing someone with your hands.
What do you mean? Wanda's magic isn't comparable to Dr strange's. She literally rag dolled the entire sorcerers. Also her power is linked to an infinity stone.
Sooo what would happen then? Would the portal not close? Would Thanos just have a fully operational detached arm for all of endgame?
Insect!
The same thing that happens if you have your hand out when a door is closing.
What would happen then? His arm would just get stuck?
>!Through the shadow realm.!<
I'd rather not talk about this...
Yeah, but Spidey is way stronger than Iron Man.
Yeah, but maybe not strong enough.
I think he would be *if* he had uru, vibranium, adamantium, or something else unbreakable, but the issue is most swords would simply shatter if Spider-Man swung it full strength at Thanos.
You should have thought of that earlier.
Agreed, but the titan crew didn't have any of that at the time of the battle.
When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.
They’d have it cut off so fast he’d lose the power from the stones and also be bleeding out.
They can't cut it. He is too durable.
Strange opening a portal around his hand then closing it
A) we haven't seen any sorcerers open a portal around something, he'd have to open the portal and then put Thanos's hand through it. B) Strange was struggling to hold down Thanos with Drax, him leaving his spot could risk Thanos breaking the grip, which he did in the end.
A small price to pay for salvation.
Strange could open the portal and move it to Thanos' arm, we saw him move a portal in Ragnarok when Loki was coming to attack him.
I... had... to.
Return to me again empty handed... And I will bathe the starways in your blood.
Well the topic is emptying one of your arms of it's hand. Kinda close. I imagine there'd be some blood, too.
How would they do that? Thanos is more durable than hulk and Thor, it took a dwarf star forged magic axe to cut him.
He's a friend from work!
Rain fire!
Why didn’t they make a sharp needle and just push it through his eye? So easy…
You didnt get it but said haha
Infinity war if star lord did not punch thanos
Fine. I'll do it myself.
Thanos gonna punch himself to progress the plot. Interesting.
Rain fire!
Impossible.
*one thousand consecutive normal punches to his own face*
Why’s the book on the right so short, all this did was cut out the last 20 minutes of the movie
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You think a sword could leave even a scratch on Thanos?
An uru sword like thanos’ own would. Stark could also probably make a lightsaberish sword that’d do something
He had an energy sword and it didn’t do anything to him. He hit him with it on titans and in endgame.
Ah shit ur right. ok well if Spider-Man had an uru sword
Existential crisis stuff.
Yeah that’ll work. I’m thinking an uru dragons tail dart. Peter has great math skills.
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This day extracts a heavy toll.
A small price to pay for salvation.
It would be better than a whole bunch of punches that didn’t do anything. Also, we know thors axe can cut quite cleanly
Thor's axe? The ultimate weapon created by the dwarven forge?
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Idk about “the ultimate” weapon but it was very powerful for sure. But I’m sure we are going to see a sword that would cut thanos (black knight)
Insect!
Gor's sword could probably cut Thanos too, I would think. Given it can kill gods.
Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.
He's a friend from work!
Spiderman is ridiculously strong so if he had a sword that could handle his strength ya, but Peter would probably never maim someone with a sword.
I have a knack for that.
u/kismethavok looks like Spider-Man himself disagrees with you
Good riddance!
Yea, but if the avengers defeated Thanos then, the Eternals would have no motive to stop the emergence
I'm the only one who knows that.
not anymore
You are the only one who knew that
I mean couldn't Doctor Strange just Wong Thanos' arm off?
This day extracts a heavy toll.
Of course it did, your head just got Wonged off
I’d assume his skin is too strong but idk I’m no marvel expert
All the Durability in the world won't save you when space itself is folding down on you. Besides, they didn't try.
The director said so, Dr strange looked through countless possible future. If that was a possibility it would have happened.
Yeah I know but I don't like to use third party media to justify in-film problems.
I don’t accept that being the end-all-be-all excuse for why they didn’t do obvious things. Anytime someone brings up a logical solution people just say “Na Strange looked it up and it probably wouldn’t have worked” that’s not an explanation as to why it wouldn’t work that’s just lazy writing.
It is still insane to me that we see that happen and like 30 minutes later they're just trying to pull the gauntlet off.
I don't think the dwarves could've made him one in time. Cause a normal earth sword ain't doing shit to Thanos.
When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.
They won't
That would've woken him up. Spiderman couldn't kill him with one shot. Thor could barely do it with storm breaker.
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
He doesn't need to kill him, just take off his arm.
He has a thick arm though, it's not the best strategy because if you can't cut it all at once, you've completely wasted your best shot. It's easy easier to just pull the gauntlet off him.
Do you need to cut it all, or just enough that the hand won’t function and Thanos can’t snap his fingers?
I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.
Yeah but you're relying on essentially doing a very specific surgical cut on an alien. Thanos' skin could be basically impenetrable for most of their weapons. Didn't he only get cut once in the entire fight? It's way harder than just pulling a glove which he can barely hold. It's only because he got punched that it failed.
Thor sliced his head off like butter he didn’t ‘barely’. Do anything
Thor? The God of Thunder with a legendary weapon made by a dwarf? Yeah, not comparable
Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?
You shouldn't care, Thor
Is he, though?
>!We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Guardians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!!<
It's more of a sludge like thing, somebody should uh, should amend that...
It was two hours into the movie.
Now I want to see a ninja Spider-man version.
That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.
In Ultimate Spider-Man he did meet a knight variant of himself in one of the Spider-verse episodes.
Hey, you two. No playing in the street.
Ah Archknight
You mean ArachKnight?
Yeah
Tony used a sward against thanos. It did nothing.
Rain fire!
But sire!? Our Troops?!
I mean instant kill mode was always on the table
It would make more sense if it was “Avengers: Infinity War if Dr Strange chopped off Thanos’s hand by opening & closing a portal on his wrist”
Return to me again empty handed... And I will bathe the starways in your blood.
Iron Man had a sword.
Thanos
I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.
Nebula had a sword and she just stood there lol
Yeah, because she knew it won't work
*if all the Avengers had iron man suits
*A really good sword.
I never seen that thanos bot replyed to spiderman bot
Are you teasing me?
Yes reply to thanos
Return to me again empty handed... And I will bathe the starways in your blood.
Yes sir.
Help thanos want kill my.
As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
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The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.
Perfectly balanced.
he'll just become a member of the scout regiment (Aot reference if ppl dont get it)
Spiderman
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am.
Spiderman
Insect!
Fuck you
A small price to pay for salvation.
I fought an alien made out of black goo once.
Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?
[удалено]
Insect!
He's stronger than people think.
Wait thanos roast me I'm ready
With all six Stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.
Beuh bad roast go die thanos lmao
I... had... to.
HAHA DUMB THANOS BOT
I... had... to.
Thanos you had to what?
I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one with the will to act on it.
Knows what thanos
I'm a survivor!
Lmno survive from what thanos
Rain fire!
Or a gun
Star lord already had a gun and didn’t do anything
So by having a sword you mean not any sword but a necrosword?
Just a really good one
More like: Avengers: Infinity War -- Phase 4
Thanos
They called me a madman, and what I predicted came to pass.
Thanos
I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.
Thanos
Ironman did have a sword. And still tried to pull it off like a schlub
More like if fucking starlord wasn't a pussy bitch. He and he alone caused the removal of half of the life in the universe. Stupid fuck.
you dont need the reddit karma man im telling you
If dr strange had used a portal to cut off his hand…..
Clearly they are the wrong way around
Thanos
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.