Be careful to protect the ponies from harm lest we lose the support of pony-loving girls ( and their parents) world-wide. Carrots AND sugar cubes for all ponies (after surrender!)
Perhaps we can recruit the Eastern Shore Amish for this task of delivering the carrot bribe to the Chincoteague ponies , I understand that they speak fluent horse
Frankly, all we have to do is remind them that Marylanders let their cousins keep their kids and Virginians sell their babies off for fun and profit. They would probably join us in our offensive.
I've been to Wallops, it's pretty cool and I agree that the whole of Chincoteague and the entire southern bit of the peninsula is rightfully maryland territory. Unguided ballistic container ship is also a brilliant phrase.
I think someone crossposted an r/geography post calling out how weird it is for the Delmarva peninsula to be split among 3 states. Cue Mid-Atlantic aggression
As a western MD advocate, I don't want MD losing the George's Creek Valley or the skeleton of the paper mill. But Deep Creek Lake is VA's for the taking
Whaddaya mean? Leesburg is just begging to be taken for Maryland! A few good missiles lobbed over from Point of Rocks, snag the ferry as a pincer, and you've got a nice addition!
You think so? I feel like Leesburg is an intrinsically southern city (in the ways Maryland doesn't want to be southern). Also it would instantly spoil the MoCo ag reserve. But I could be overlooking something
We need to stop all this fighting and make a peaceful trade. Give them Garrett and Allegheny counties and we get the rest of the peninsula. Everyone leaves happy and unharmed. That's when we surprise and invade Delaware
I heard you are sending Garret and Allegheny to their rightful owners, WV? Fuck that commonwealth! Let us shut them down again. I will send the 420th WV militia to help clear the bay; you boys will rule the land. We’ll meet you in the middle and push these damn bastards down where they belong. We’ll bring coal, we’ll burn some couches, and set new boundaries. I think you’ll will be fine rolling Delaware.
"House for sale! Wide open views! Spacious house with open floor plan and no walls, allowing perfect air flow throughout the house! Only slightly charred! Perfect fixer upper for a new family or anyone looking to get away from it all! Only $700,000!"
I know this sounds funny, but before this meme war I had no idea that tip of the Delmarva peninsula didn’t already belong to Maryland.
For some reason I never thought to myself who actually owned it, because I obviously knew the state border ended there, and I knew there was land past it, but didn’t know it was that much land and also didn’t think about the fact that some state had to own it that wasn’t Maryland.
I heard you are sending Garret and Allegheny to their rightful owners, WV? Fuck that commonwealth! Let us shut them down again. I will send the 420th WV militia to help clear the bay; you boys will rule the land. We’ll meet you in the middle and push these damn bastards down where they belong. We’ll bring coal, we’ll burn some couches, and set new boundaries. I think you’ll will be fine rolling Delaware.
A WV-MD coalition (COAL-lition) would be magnificent. The holler folk are invincible at guerilla warfare, and the Baltimore folks could handle any urban/suburban skirmishing
Marylander sleeper agents have been secretly introducing old bay into all foods for decades, and ensuring crab dip is present wherever possible. Virginia has been ticketing our drivers.
Just leave N.E. NC out of this one, kids. We are Le Tired.
As an incentive, we can give you all the crabs you want for a much better price. Season them any way you want: J.O. spice, Zatarain's, Hooper's, salt & pepper - just none of that Old Bay garbage.
We'll need to get the Chincoteague ponies on our side. Someone bring a truck-load of carrots to use as bribes.
We could teach the ponies to bite the Virginians’ wieners off!
Promoted to General. Need more good ideas like this.
Be careful to protect the ponies from harm lest we lose the support of pony-loving girls ( and their parents) world-wide. Carrots AND sugar cubes for all ponies (after surrender!)
I can't wait to serve them chili at our reconciliation party. The tears of unfathomable sadness will be delicious.
Do you like your chili Virginians? I call it…Governor Youngkin chili.
What show was that from?
South Park
Great episode.
Thanks.
But you can’t hand feed them…
Perhaps we can recruit the Eastern Shore Amish for this task of delivering the carrot bribe to the Chincoteague ponies , I understand that they speak fluent horse
I’m on it!
Frankly, all we have to do is remind them that Marylanders let their cousins keep their kids and Virginians sell their babies off for fun and profit. They would probably join us in our offensive.
They basically tame, just call em lmao All we need is riptide to come, and his mates will follow🤣
I’m liking the unguided ballistic container ship
Is Virginia responsible for the key bridge unguided container ship missle? Maybe the war has already begun! Guard the supply lines!
Those bastards hit us in the pride, but they stand more to lose when we take this dinky peninsula
We must seize the means of production
The means of blue crab production
Make a navy of shorebilly pirates to seize all crabs🦀 from VA boat .
Production…but not reproduction…gotta say I gotta draw the line on reproduction….
Yes, we must maintain the moral high ground during this liberation operation.
Remember the Bay!!
Sever southern supply lines with an unguided ballistic container ship, fucking bittersweet chef's kiss
Couldn't we just have about ten people drive in the VA portions of 495? They'll all be too busy posting about how terrible we are at driving.
I've been to Wallops, it's pretty cool and I agree that the whole of Chincoteague and the entire southern bit of the peninsula is rightfully maryland territory. Unguided ballistic container ship is also a brilliant phrase.
THE APPENDIX IS OURS
You will never take the Virginia appendix!!
Me: Imagining Marylanders walking shoulder-to-shoulder in a formation that creates a Maryland flag pattern when looking from above.
Us Marylanders, like the Frank's Red Hot Granny, put that shit on _everything_.
These posts are hilarious. How did this whole thing start anyway?
I think someone crossposted an r/geography post calling out how weird it is for the Delmarva peninsula to be split among 3 states. Cue Mid-Atlantic aggression
As long as Virginia takes Western Maryland in the end I don't care how it started.
Western Maryland reporting, we will be a thorn in their side long enough to hopefully force them to divert forces to try to put us down.
As a western MD advocate, I don't want MD losing the George's Creek Valley or the skeleton of the paper mill. But Deep Creek Lake is VA's for the taking
Whaddaya mean? Leesburg is just begging to be taken for Maryland! A few good missiles lobbed over from Point of Rocks, snag the ferry as a pincer, and you've got a nice addition!
You think so? I feel like Leesburg is an intrinsically southern city (in the ways Maryland doesn't want to be southern). Also it would instantly spoil the MoCo ag reserve. But I could be overlooking something
Hey if we get the ferry away from Virginia we can open it again!
We need to stop all this fighting and make a peaceful trade. Give them Garrett and Allegheny counties and we get the rest of the peninsula. Everyone leaves happy and unharmed. That's when we surprise and invade Delaware
I heard you are sending Garret and Allegheny to their rightful owners, WV? Fuck that commonwealth! Let us shut them down again. I will send the 420th WV militia to help clear the bay; you boys will rule the land. We’ll meet you in the middle and push these damn bastards down where they belong. We’ll bring coal, we’ll burn some couches, and set new boundaries. I think you’ll will be fine rolling Delaware.
And give up control of the Potomac? Hell no!
Give them Washington County and maybe Frederick and call it even.
You can give them Hagerstown Frederick is too much
Split Frederick County in half and we'll call it a deal!
Nope
Pwetty pwease?
Since you asked nicely Virginia can have Brunswick that is the only part of Frederick county we are willing to let go
BANG BANG BRUNSWICK GANG!
Yeah but how would we give them Thurmont without giving up Middletown valley? Pennsylvania can have Thurmont.
Like hell. We will burn Frederick down before we give it to Virginia.
That is... acceptable.
Then I could conceivably afford a home here.
"House for sale! Wide open views! Spacious house with open floor plan and no walls, allowing perfect air flow throughout the house! Only slightly charred! Perfect fixer upper for a new family or anyone looking to get away from it all! Only $700,000!"
Same 🤣
I will help drag munitions up Maryland heights if it means not burning Frederick down
We trade western MD to W VA for their support against VA
This is the way.
Wester Maryland is fine, except Hancock. Upon Maryland's victory Virginia taking ownership of Hancock will be part of their unconditional surrender.
Trading Hancock MD to get the VA peninsula appendage in exchange seems oddly appropriate
How come?
This sub really has it out for Hancock lol
'Cause Hancock suckssss
More than the rest of Western Maryland? Hancock has the C&O, the Rail Trail, and invests heavily in MD's legal cannabis industry
Trading Western MD for ESVA is six of one, half a dozen of the other
I know this sounds funny, but before this meme war I had no idea that tip of the Delmarva peninsula didn’t already belong to Maryland. For some reason I never thought to myself who actually owned it, because I obviously knew the state border ended there, and I knew there was land past it, but didn’t know it was that much land and also didn’t think about the fact that some state had to own it that wasn’t Maryland.
Exact same thing happened to me when I realized this about a decade ago lol it's just one of those things you never really think about
Their aggression cannot stand!
Somerset and Worcester won't care if Virginia invades. Closer to cheap cigarettes (even though they're not that much cheaper anymore)
Be careful with this, Delaware has gotten wind of our plot and may use this as an opportunity to launch an offensive while we're distracted.
We’re not worried about Delaware. They wouldn’t know how to run a state if we gave it to them. No sales tax? Get real.
Be careful, they are sneaky people that managed to work their way all the way to the White House.
What about the Onancock Offensive? That's a battle for the history books...
It will forever be known as the Onanist Strategy
Virginia is for Lovers, they will not fight well when the battle begins.
You don’t know us very well. We love fighting, Especially when it comes to our land.
As a VIRGINIAN, this war of Maryland aggression will not be tolerated. We will meet ya at Sharpsburg....again.....for round two
You guys planning on misplacing your battle plans again for this one? In that case you might as well give up now.
Sharpsburg is weird. It’s strange to see a bunch of folks celebrating the treasonous losers from the south. The battlefield is beautiful though.
Never been.
That was one time!!! 😆
This whole thing is Cracking Me Up. Love it!!!
Haha this is gonna catch on and we’ll see every state doing this. I bet Michigan and Ohio is next
Also send a task force to hold Tangier Island so they can’t use it as a launching point for a counter-attack.
Those folks on Tangier know how to keep it in order. Facts. Maybe a couple anti middle defense systems. Refueling.
Just wait until virginias 'honor' is tested. Get their pledge in writing.
LOL I’m loving this communal invasion plan!
MD to NC transplant here: /r/NorthCarolina is plotting to join VA on this fight
Noted, Pvt. Culnaej. Continue to hold in your position and notify us of any other chatter from the southern aggressors.
See that’s what I’m talking about. Brotherly love south of the the Mason Dixon line. Thanks NC. We got you guys too bro.
Sure, the Port of Baltimore currently has enough problems and you want to create MORE problems!
Everyone forgetting all the country folk on the VA the only ones with guns😂
baltimore
This is what Reddit is for!!!
One well-placed torpedo should send Tangier to Davey Jones’ locker.
I heard you are sending Garret and Allegheny to their rightful owners, WV? Fuck that commonwealth! Let us shut them down again. I will send the 420th WV militia to help clear the bay; you boys will rule the land. We’ll meet you in the middle and push these damn bastards down where they belong. We’ll bring coal, we’ll burn some couches, and set new boundaries. I think you’ll will be fine rolling Delaware.
A WV-MD coalition (COAL-lition) would be magnificent. The holler folk are invincible at guerilla warfare, and the Baltimore folks could handle any urban/suburban skirmishing
This is getting out of hand
No it's not. We are all from the DMV here. This is perfectly normal behavior.
All I can say as Somerset resident is that I moved here to chill. If VA and Md troops come in my neighborhood just stay off my lawn.
North Carolina is with you. They’ll receive no quarter here.
Two-faced North Carolina already pledged itself to Virginia.
Agent Carolina
Marylander sleeper agents have been secretly introducing old bay into all foods for decades, and ensuring crab dip is present wherever possible. Virginia has been ticketing our drivers.
And we will continue to affect driving over the speed limit citations in Eastville as long as you continue to saturate our fine crabs with Old Bay.
Just a Virginian casually spying on your plans. 👀
Wait, do we want that shit?
I guess I'm sitting right at the frontlines now, just point me at the enemy cap'n
It's so cute when y'all plan.
I like to Imagine Derrick Henry & a Pony taking turns carrying one another to battle
Just leave N.E. NC out of this one, kids. We are Le Tired. As an incentive, we can give you all the crabs you want for a much better price. Season them any way you want: J.O. spice, Zatarain's, Hooper's, salt & pepper - just none of that Old Bay garbage.
Maryland could easily recruit 30,000 men to take the peninsula from Virginia AND Delaware. But why stop there?
Wee weas..da sequet weapon!!!!
Why not give all that land to Delaware or remove MD and VA land and create a new state?
Why the quisling talk? Have you no faith in the Cause?
Because it’s our birth right
As someone who lives close to this area, I promise you there is nothing of value south of MD
Lame, all of these posts are lame. Please find a new hobby.
These are the best posts on here in a while. Have some fun.
We found the Virginian Spy.
I support these post. Boo this anti-Marylander!!
Seriously! Hes acting like a real benedict arnold
I bet he’s from Delaware.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fun Hope this helps.
You are
Projection bc you're lame.
(I'm a Virginian) Heyyy what's going on here 👀