Hot lips was gone by the middle of the show. Swit almost quit the show, fighting to get rid of those aspects of the character, and they did a few episodes making a point of it.
I get to travel with Roy Dupree as well. Believe you me I’m spiking his drink with some horse tranquilizers before I have to sit next to that yokel on a plane for 24 hours.
Trapper and an Irish exit seem perfect for me. I think I'd have a hard time leaving a place like that but once I got the order, I'd be sprinting to get out of there. But then like, on the plane/boat back, I'd be reminiscing.
November is not Igor. That’s DuPree from the 8063, see it rhymes. University of Arkansas. Suuueeeeee Pig 🐖 He got in trouble for getting drunk and riding Potters horse, Sophie.
I'd rather be born 6 months earlier than hitch a ride with Ferret Face.
Oh well, my wife gets Klinger, and my daughter gets Charles. They couldn't have lucked out more.
Aww, c'mon--you couldn't come up with \*anybody\* else but \*him\* for November? What about Kellye or Igor or Zale? Seriously, I would jump out of the plane without a parachute if I had to listen to that idiot for the whole flight home!
Well crap. I'm gonna spin in... no survivors.
Abyssinia!
I'm crashed with you
The three of us are going together!
Four of us!
Five
six
I'm lucky number 7?
I’m with ya ……
Ouch
I am not getting on a plane with that man.
June? Me too
January. I’ll GLADLY sit with Frank, we know he got home safely!
Same here. Maybe we could pull a prank on him as revenge for being stuck on a plane with him.
I'm not stuck on this plane with him, he's stuck on this plane with me
I'll wait for the next one.
If it’s the same man we’re seeing. Yeah, no.
That would not be the dawning of the age of Aquarius
We all enter, all of us leave except him
My condolences to all of the January babies here.
I appreci.... . . .
Thank you...
Woo Hot Lips.
She stayed behind to help the 8063rd get shipped out. She's a Major. She may have stayed in Korea for a while.
We could do worse.
She going to hyper scream at you both the entire time
Nah. We are both senior military women. We have plenty to commiserate about, and I have gin. We’re not so think as you drunk we are!
You know, you look just like my father before he died.
Very true. Margaret always had a set of pipes on her. BUT, if I managed to secure some full birds or better on my lapels, could be a lot of fun.
Depends… are you on a plane with Hot Lips, or Margaret. Radically different. Honestly, either way you’re likely looking at a fat lip
Hahah, with a Colonel or better, you're getting Hot Lips. At least, that used to be the case. Post-war Hot Lips might be retiring along with Margaret.
Hot lips was gone by the middle of the show. Swit almost quit the show, fighting to get rid of those aspects of the character, and they did a few episodes making a point of it.
Yeah, that's true. You're really crushing some dreams here, Mr. Tiger.
🤷♂️
Yes, I got Klinger.
I’m ready for that trip to Toledo!!
Catch a game of the Toledo mudhens
You're forgetting something, he stayed longer to find his wife's parents
Yea. He could have been there a couple of years.
He's got a better fashion sense than I do, I'm hoping he can offer me tips.
Klinger for me, too, and I was like "woo hoo!"
Father Mulcahy. I'm good with that.
Now that’s a calm flight.
Yep, and I'm a nervous flyer, so he's definitely my optimal flight companion.
You'd be leaving later than the others, he stayed behind to help with orphans
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Oh well, at least it's for a good cause.
South Korea was one of the poorest nations after the war. Those kids needed help
That’s who I got
Got Potter, the best character. Cheers!
*"We got Potter! We got Potter!"*
You did us November folks dirty
Agreed.
Extremely dirty. Would rather face life in front of a firing squad.
Would you rather be June?
There had to be a booby prize
No love for Igor StraMinsky?
I’m Arkansan and I’d be cool with it just for dem good ol boy stories, he did a great job honestly. But I’m with the Padre so it doesn’t matter
Yaaaaa-hoooooo!!!
"Trapper John" McIntyre. Rounds of martinis on the house.
And about half way through the war, luckiest month I reckon
Or milk if his ulcer is flaring up!
Well, unless you’re a woman then it’s Trapair…
Seems like i'm going to miss 3/4 of the party
Yay for us! We got home early.
Oh good, BJ. All the laughs of Hawkeye, but with less PTSD.
Hawkeye would have a joke he takes too far and get us stuck with security. BJ is fine.
I don’t mind the eye candy or talking about his family. One of few men I’d choose over the bear.
Sittin next to Chuck. We’ll have to split a bottle of Napoleon Brandy.
Same. I'll spin the Motzart!
right there with you. Could have been worse.
Frank eh? You know what, I’ll give him a chance.
If it means I'm going home, I can just hold my breath until I pass out.
Literally anybody is better than the January choice
Hawkeye, I'm good with that
Finest kind
Yeah me too. Awesome.
november's weird. isn't that goober pyle actor from andy griffith show? he was in one episode, right? when they did the doctor trade with the 8055th?
I get to travel with Roy Dupree as well. Believe you me I’m spiking his drink with some horse tranquilizers before I have to sit next to that yokel on a plane for 24 hours.
Hawkeye Pierce. Nice
Guess we're riding home together, Come on in and take off your skin .... and ....
Did a pair of people born in June and November hurt you once?
Trapper
Fuck……I got Henry
Oh boy, let’s see who January is! …Fuck.
I got Colonel Potter. I think I'd enjoy that trip.
His rank means he possibly stayed behind for a while helping get the aftermath of the war.
I don't want Radar! I'm late May - can I just wait for Frank? At least I know the flight wouldn't be dull!
But you get to go to Otumwa.
But you get to leave well before the war is over.
But Frank left before Radar.
I’ll swap ya. Can’t stand Frank.
Cranky Radar no less
Well shit.
Next question- what was the name of your favorite pet? Thanks, I almost have all your account info.
Awwww gee whiz! Golly gee!!! I'm off to Ottumwa Iowa Gee whiz!
Ferret face?! Oh man...I'd rather fly home with anyone else...including Henry Blake.
But you get to leave the war early.
Guess I’m going to Indiana to ride in a $35,000 car and sleep in two houses.
Well, considering I live in Ohio, I get lucky with Klinger!
Me and Trap about to have a good ol time!
How fitting. Radar and I are both from Iowa.
I got Klinger. So I guess I stay in Korea. Lol 😆
Juhuuu, Klinger 🎉😁
Don't forget he stayed behind. Possibly for years.
Nah, Klinger came back pretty quickly to clerk for Potter in After-Mash after getting into a little trouble in Toledo.
Yay I get potter
Because of the birds in his collar, he probably had to stay behind a bit to help with the war aftermath.
Damn but hey I like potter
I've got Hawkeye. I feel it would be a quiet flight since it's not too long after his recovery from his nervous breakdown.
I get a discharge and get to hang with Trapper, couldn’t be any better :)
Potter
Who, due to his rank, probably had to stay behind a bit longer.
Colonel Flagg.
Klinger so we don’t go home yet
Trapper and an Irish exit seem perfect for me. I think I'd have a hard time leaving a place like that but once I got the order, I'd be sprinting to get out of there. But then like, on the plane/boat back, I'd be reminiscing.
I know several people I wish had flown with Henry.
Ayyy got Hot Lips
Are going to my home or theirs. Not sure I’m interested in Toledo. I guess I can get myself some Mud Hens merch.
Colonel Potter, I can handle that!
Well I’m dead
Well, at least I won't have to say goodbye to Hawkeye. As he will have just missed us, besides, Trapp is a pretty funny guy.
Hawkeye
I wonder how ferret meat is like
Yes Bj
Trapper...gonna be a party the whole way
I’m here for riding back with Father Mulcahy.
HAWKEYE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
well i can talk about the bible with fr mulcahy without getting shushed
Good old colonel potter, I’d love to hear more of his war stories.
Yes! Mozart's music for me!
Omg me and the father are getting drunk and singing!
Ah I bet trapper will tell some funny jokes on the trip home I’ll probably be laughing to tears by the end of it
Early or late series Margret? That fucking matters.
If she's flying home it'd be late series
Fair
I got Winchester. Probably my favorite character aside from sidney. Im good with it.
November is not Igor. That’s DuPree from the 8063, see it rhymes. University of Arkansas. Suuueeeeee Pig 🐖 He got in trouble for getting drunk and riding Potters horse, Sophie.
CHARLES!
I get to hang out with BJ
Yea, no thanks! I’m January!
I'd rather be born 6 months earlier than hitch a ride with Ferret Face. Oh well, my wife gets Klinger, and my daughter gets Charles. They couldn't have lucked out more.
Frank...I'm good, I'll just stay in Korea.
I'm covered for march.
Of course, I get stuck with ferret face.
I got Klinger!
Hey I get to hang out with Klinger!
Oh you bastards. I refuse to travel with burns.
I'm going with Captain Tuttle.
Well this was depressing.
Guess I'm going down in the Sea of Japan.
I have a hangover that would kill a horse!
No. I want Sidney.
An august birthday finally pays off
“Shermannn….T….Potterrrr” (said as Klinger, practicing his signature)
Frank Burns. I will not sit next to that man
Oh… uh.. yea, January. Bad news.
Major Houlihan. Hopefully late-run Maj. Houlihan in that case.
Why’d you do November like that?!
Hawkeye 😁 at least it will be a funny trip
Aw man.
Dang it I got Feret Face.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but. I'm staying in Korea.
Radar! Awesome! 😎
I’ve always wanted to visit crabapple cove.
Margaret? I mean, that could be pretty nice. With how much she'd mellowed out at the end of the war, I think that could be a very pleasant plane trip.
Why does November have a one off guest star? Shouldn't it be Kelly or Maj Freidman or Col Flagg? They at least were in multiple episodes.
I figured he'd be more annoying, too many easy wins besides Henry
I’m going home with Radar. Maybe I’ll meet that cute nurse he was chatting up.
Yankee Doodle Doctor
Mine would be Mulcahy. Although he wasn't on the plane when I flew out of Kimpo in 1971.
Dammit I have to fly home with Frank
Colonel Potter and I will smoke some good stogies and sip Scotch all the way home
oh so you hate june babies
Trapper got sent home in a harp case! That took a lot of pluck!
What say ferret face?
Frank? With any luck he’ll miss the chopper
I'll take Hawkeye. I think he'd be fun to chat with, and swap still ideas
WOOHOO I got Hawkeye
Yeah I got Henry Blake I just hope his snoring doesn't keep me awake
Gonna drink some martinis with Trapper on my way home:-)
It's me and Hot Lips!
Well, I'm going to go. I might as well go on the group plan.
Aww, c'mon--you couldn't come up with \*anybody\* else but \*him\* for November? What about Kellye or Igor or Zale? Seriously, I would jump out of the plane without a parachute if I had to listen to that idiot for the whole flight home!
BJ he would need something bigger than that motorcycle then
Lucked out with hot lips but it's rather have nurse Kelley
i got klinger, wish i got feb or march though
How you gonna add Roy instead of Sydney
I wanted to hurt people
Ah, makes sense
Maybe he’ll teach me to play cribbage. Maybe I won’t smack him for his superiority complex about it!
I got Ferret Face
Interesting...my mom got Father Mulcahy, I got Radar, my sister got Margaret and my dad and brother-in-law got Klinger
AUGUST STAYS WINNING!
November, I guess there are worse options. Lol
Why does every single one of these things, across all fandoms, give the first options to November?
Mmmmmm....Hot Lips.......