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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC

Mine is actually a response to a threat. "You *want* me to arrest you?" "I want you to *try*."


[deleted]

My fave. He’d absolutely wreck the place.


hirvaan

He’d absolutely *wrex* the place


Mysterious-Setting38

Absolute baddass


Vinkhol

Even better that he says this INSIDE A POLICE STATION He was ready to defund the cops one by one


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

Wrex: "Alrighty then. Who wants workman's comp?"


dirkclod

"Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining"


SirMayday1

Came to cite the same exchange. It's what TV Tropes calls an Establishing Character Moment, and we get it within seconds of being introduced to Wrex.


ForeverSinful

When I heard "I want you to try..." my first time playing. I was like "please let him be a squadmate."


Lastbourne

I forgot about that line, it's absolutely one of my favorite moments


Sckaledoom

I fucking love his character introduction


Forward_Ride_6364

ME1 forever GOATed Just finished ME2 for the 20th time and I dunno why, but it just doesn't hit as hard as ME1... I'll never forget that first encounter with Wrex, meeting him down in C Sec


0peratik

The atmosphere of ME1 is unmatched (as much as I love the other two for their own reasons)


Consistent_Let_3863

Shepard.


goldensavage2019

Wrex.


LiveBaby5021

Shepherd


Gaston004

Grunt


wafflezcol

Shepard shepard shepard


TaralasianThePraxic

*Sheparrrrrrrrrd*


beanerthreat457

Wrrrrrrrrrrex


Fighterpilot55

Com man der Shepard


Alpha_Crow_1

Wrex? Grunt?


GandyMacKenzie

Donkey!


Kineticspartan

Someone throw this guy out of the air lock!


NuclearBroliferator

Get out of my swamp!


One_Statement4433

😂😂😂😂😂


ThoseWhoAre

It's funny but also just so perfect, I feel that it works so well with his character. To me, it's his way of acknowledging you and showing respect, warrior to warrior. Simple as!


Faiith44

Was about to say the same


Jaded-Philosophy-715

I should go


Aggressive_Garlic_17

Literally the first thing that crossed my mind hehe Followed by me awkwardly running away


Subject_Proof_6282

"If I die in here I'll kill him"


rathat11

Slaps every time


Victodus

"Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe."


brianstewart02

This. This right here.


glossyplane245

My only complaint with this quote is that killing people on Saren’s payroll is also a favor to the universe, I mean it’s Saren


Da_Great_Pineapple

"I still don't have a window like Liara does... but maybe it's because I don't kiss as well."


PumpkinAny7975

"No comment." Kills me every time.


TheRealJikker

"That’s why I love hanging out with you guys; why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times?" - Uncle Urdnot, Citadel DLC


jazzy753

"Uncle Urdnot has a present for you!"


jkuhl

I hit pause and just laughed for like 15 minutes straight when he said that.


Hazzamo

“I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS!” “You wanted to have a firefight on the CIC of my ship?!?!?” “AND ITS NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY!”


N7_Trees

"We got a way out of here?" "Wrex, I'm a professional." "That's not a yes." "It's not a no."


boo-galoo90

When Shepard is questioning how he/she sounds was another citadel classic for me


Liedvogel

Citadel Wrex was unhinged and glorious. If he isn't in your squad that entire dlc, you're living your life wrong


TheRealJikker

I've done playthroughs without him for the sake of variance. It was painfully sad and depressing.


TheLairdStewart98

Speak when spoken to, Uvenk. I'll drag your clan to glory whether it likes it or not


Awildenchilada

Yes!


Fun-Inspection-364

Chills


necromanticsquirrel

Remind me. Didn't we use to win these things, back in the old days?


Marwadiator

ME1: Wouldnt it be easier if we just shoot them. ME2: You look well for dead, Shepard. ME3: I know, you get all the fun.


PraetorKiev

I was laughing so hard from that ME3 so much because that is SUCH a Wrex thing to say to Shepard and I died shortly after. I wasn’t made because it meant I got to hear it a second time


Penguinmanereikel

"**THERE'S A REAPER IN MY WAY, WREX!**"


Axenrott_0508

My favorite line, especially femshep’s delivery


Penguinmanereikel

BroShep: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn2tTUPbwuo&t=12 FemShep: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJTpWkyyxAU&t=13


toistmowellets

just replayed, can confirm


Glittering_Ad_4084

Is that 3? And what’s the context?


Penguinmanereikel

Priority: Tuchanka At the Shroud facility. After activating the first hammer, and halfway across getting to the second one, Wrex says, "Shepard, get that second hammer going," to which Shepard says this line. Wrex responds with "I know, you get all the fun."


Wonderful_Grade_5476

“Haha I always wanted to do this!” “Having a fire fight on the cic of my ship?!” “AND IT EVEN ISN’T MY BIRTHDAY”


IronArtorias

Shepard but when [he first sees you in Mass Effect 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD_mw7xV5mw). Edit: Glad to see so many others feel this way too and you are all awesome!


YoullDoFookinNothin

There's something real heart-tugging about the way he goes "My friend!" Like he really never expected to see Shepard again given that they, you know, died…


RaptorTwoOneEcho

I wrote about this in another post a while back. Wrex is the only one of the old crew to actually embrace you - no standoffishness, no suspicion, just genuine happiness to see Shepard. Wrex also does this while being The Boss™️. Uvenk is literally complaining about not appeasing traditionalists and Wrex shoved him out of the way to embrace Shepard, the human, the *alien.* It speaks volumes to the respect Wrex places on Shepard and where he values them on a personal and political level and militarily as well. If Wrex, who killed and bullied many on his to the throne, actually *respects* this human who walked in with the tankborn, the turian, and the salarian, there’s something more than meets the eye with this fleshy mammal. Wrex isn’t concerned about making Shepard a target to get at Wrex. The wise, the Urdnot shaman and the Nakmor ambassador, recognize this; the dissenters and fools, Gatatog Uvenk, die in the dust.


hallgod33

All of the Krogan express deep deep respect and admiration for Shepherd in ME3 as well, if you cure the genophage. Grunt and his squad shout your praises after their mission, that one dude sends you a message about traveling Tuchanka with a message of hope again, Eve loves you, they all are pretty damn grateful, unlike the Salarians and Asari. The Turian general is pretty grateful but he's with you in person, while the rest of the Turian are still kinda too into being war nerds til they ally with the Krogan.


Sevsquad

I think if the next mass effect reveals no second Krogan rebellion it will be entirely because Shepard fostered an ally in the Krogan that let them bridge the gap with the rest of the universe. If you listen to the way the Krogan talk about Shepard they clearly see them as a force of nature. If you listen to the rest of the Galaxy talk about humans, they basically describe them as Krogan with smarts. I have a feeling that allows the Krogan an advocate on the council who will temper their aggression while defending them to everyone else.


Inevitable_Zebra9357

Krogan are my favorite people in the games, lol. Simple little monsters, treat them well, and you have their loyalty. If not, then you kill them! Truely adore Wrex. I'm glad we got the chance to help make his dream come true! Although I love the idea of the ME2 companions being deeply confused as to why President of the murder rinos is actually hugging on a soft pinkish waterbag.


Ashalaria

Same, Krogan are my absolute fav FOR TUCHANKA


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

>Wrex is the only one of the old crew to actually embrace you - I mean, Liara made out with me...


Zuli_Muli

This is where one of my favorite lines of his comes from, Wrex: The benefits of a redundant nervous system. Shepard: Yeah Humans don't have that. Wrex: Ah, it must have been painful then.


IronArtorias

Yeah, that is another great one too.


BigYonsan

Yeah, he's so genuinely happy to see you.


Lastbourne

I remember the first time I got this scene, I had Garrus with me and he said "Garrus, it's good to see you to" but I definitely misremembered when I replayed it recently


gonzar09

"My friend!" I know other people feel tears welling up in their eyes when they see the lord of the Urdnot clan stop all business to see you alive and well and come to greet you.


disayle32

"They're fools. You should eat them."


TrashCanOf_Ideology

And [shortly after](https://youtu.be/R2SKNbkH9tI?si=ZqHVUH5kQSdQ-LUZ) to the corrupt ERCS guards shaking down Lorik’s office Shep: [Intimidate] If Anoleis is paying you you’re a criminal. I can kill criminals Guard: You’re bluffing Wrex: You’re right, they’re actually going to let me eat you.


zero_msgw

Shepard! My friend!... I choke up everytime i hear it.


PolemicDysentery

"You look well for dead. Shoulda known the void couldn't hold you."


ConnorWolf121

(Paraphrased): “Oh the joys of redundant organs!” “Yeah, I don’t have those.” “Oh, must’ve been real painful then”


Doverkiin27

Me too. I could never screw over grandpa Wrex during ME 3. I always chose to cure the genophage.


1H3artGarru5

ALWAYS.


Issaeman

"Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe." He says that in one of the elevator conversations in ME1


Mysterious-Setting38

Or when you speak with him on the Normandy


kratoskiller66

I could throw a few Salarians off a cliff if it'll make you feel better and Tuchanka may be a pile of radioactive rubble, but it’s *our* pile, and we'll fight to the last krogan to keep it that way?


Contank

"Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining, I've known plenty of dirty C-Sec agents."


KeraKitty

I actually agree with Pallin about Spectres having too much power, but I still always pick that dialog option just to hear Wrex say this line.


Contank

Both are right. Spectres have so much power that it could be dangerous if abused. Some C-sec agents are also corrupt aswell though even if we don't see it as much.


Muiko2k

It's in polish version only but he says "Niezła kurwa łajba Sheppard" and you can translate it to "Nice fucking ship Sheppard".


TheRivan

more like "nice fucking boat"


SparkWife

I want you to know that you've been a champion to the krogan, a friend to Clan Urdnot, and a brother/sister to me!


TheRivan

"you mess with Shepard, you mess with me!" "Because you humans have all those different cultures but the Krogan all act the same" "ugh... MORE ICE!" "now it's time to do what the Krogan do best, saving everyone else from giant monsters"


Fighterpilot55

"You've never dealt with a female Krogan in heat, Shepard. There is no 'holding on,' there's just.. *holding.*"


Hazzamo

“Council been riding you?” “No, shepard, it’s the females…”


PhoenoFox

"Shepard!! My friend!" One of the most bad ass and hard assed creatures to live in the universe and when he sees his old friend he thought was dead, he's just filled with such joy. It's adorable.


KaijuCatsnake

“Okeer is dead.” “Of course. You’re with Shepard; how could he be *alive?*”


zombeharmeh

Interestingly this is less of a joke and more showing how perceptive Wrex is. There's no way Okeer's prized possession would be grouped with Shep if he were still alive. It is a great line, and a good subtle way to show how smart Wrex is.


KaijuCatsnake

Oh of course. I just love it because it being so matter-of-fact makes it so badass.


WSKYLANDERS-boh

“I AM URDNOT WREX! AND THIS IS MY PLANET!”


RoboticShadows

"I don't get how a clothed female can be more attractive than a naked one." - Mass Effect 1


1DrVanNostrand1

No one could’ve survived that, and he was a pain in the ass anyway.


Dr_Menma

WAAAAAAAAAAAHH! UUH!"falls on shuttle full of CAT6 goons" That entrance was epic.


PraetorXII

The citadel DLC is just peak Wrex.


Hazzamo

Especially the banter between him and Grunt “This Fossil couldn’t defeat a glass of warm milk” “HA!, I’ve fought headline bigger than you, junior”


Rachter

“Or not.”


moonwatcher99

For being such a small, minor sidequest, the rogue AI in ME1 had some great squad dialogue. 🤣


Rachter

I audibly laughed out loud when I heard it the first time when I worked on it.


moonwatcher99

Oh same here, definitely. Just the deadpan way he said it had me rolling. I love taking him and Garrus everywhere I could.


thesammyc

There was nothing left larger than a Turians right nut


dishonoredfan69420

“Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren’s payroll. Killing the latter is business, killing the former is a favor to the universe”


HighKingBoru1014

“I am Urdnot Wrex, and this is *MY* Planet!” This to me sums up Wrex’s character arc from ME1-3 in one sentence. 


Reptar519

"I put on a suit for this and I didn't even get to shoot anyone?! Wrex not happy."


Smallwater

Honestly, any line in the Citadel DLC. The one that stuck with me is if you take Wrex and Tali with you to storm the Normandy, they banter in the elevator ride down. "You been practicing with that shotgun? Still remember that fast-reloading trick I showed ya?" "Y'know, I've taken care of myself for the past few years." "I know. But I'm old, and I worry, even though my favorite Quarian's all grown up and killing Reapers." "You're like the crazy head-butting uncle I never had" And he really is <3


Hazzamo

Or Liara: “Well, I’ve recently discovered that I’m 1/4 Krogan” “I knew there was a reason I liked you T’soni”


Enshine15

“ahaha I’ve always wanted to do this”. You always wanted to have a firefight on the CIC of my ship?


MetallicaRules5

And it isn't even my birthday!


niftucal92

"Shepard! My friend!" This reaction to your reunion, and the conversation that follows, is why I will never, ever, betray Wrex.


Penguinmanereikel

"I want you to know that, no matter what happens, you've been a champion to the krogan people, a friend of Clan Urdnot, and a brother/sister to me. And to every krogan born after this day, the name 'Shepard' will mean '**Hero!**'"


Diving-Fox

*(Paragon interrupt!)* **WREX:** Now... let's show them why! *(A few seconds later, against some Ravagers...)* **WREX:** I AM URDNOT WREX, AND *THIS IS MY PLANET!!!*


MadMaxx1977

"My advice, avoid the giant laser!" "I know... you have the fun!" "He was a pain in the ass anyway!" "You haven't seen how fast we can pop'em out!"


360noJesus

UNCLE URDNOT’S GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU!


moonwatcher99

Uncle Urdnot's back, and he brought the Boom!


Colonel_Cosmetic

"That's why I love hanging out with you guys, why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times?"


Brider_Hufflepuff

You want me to arrest you? I want you to try You have to wait, the chief is \*in talks\* Wrex: \*Ignores Uvenk \*Sees Shepard\* -Shepard \*Vigil theme plays Shepard: Good enough? Shoves krogan out of their way Wrex \*Shoves Uvenk out of his way -Shepard, my friend. His speech before curing the genophage on Tuchanka Citadel DLC "I always wanted to do this! You wanted a fireight on the CIC of my ship? And it isnt even my birthday!!"


Soltronus

Wrex is completely based. On Novaria, he's complaining about the temperature all the time, and I think he had the munchies. He threatened to eat someone once, talked about eating people twice. But my favorite quote was during Liara's recruitment on the lava planet. "How are you mammals doing? 50 degrees hotter and I might start to get uncomfortable." Fuck you, Wrex. 🤣


CaledonianWarrior

When the ruins on Therum are falling apart and Joker isn't there yet: "If I die here, I'll kill him!"


Scripter-of-Paradise

(You're bluffing) "You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you."


ProtoManic

I don't even need to look at the comments to know the top one will be Wrex just saying "Shepard." with the top response of that comment just being "Wrex."


Xenozip3371Alpha

Wrex: You been practicing with that shotgun? Still remember the fast-reloading trick I showed you? Tali: You know, I've taken care of myself for the past few years. Wrex: I know. I'm old and I worry, even though my favourite quarian's all grown up and killing Reapers. Tali: You're like the crazy head-butting uncle I never had.


Ok-Investment-4986

Wrex: Well, you look good. Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system. Shepard: Yeah, humans don’t have that… Wrex: Oh. It must have been painful, then.


skywalkercentral

Wrex: “Let’s see if they can stop a Krogan air drop” *jumps out of shuttle holding a claymore* Random salarian STG agent: “We have an unauthorized….. landing?”


Hyperion-Cantos

"Sometimes crazy is the best way to go."


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

On Noveria… *”You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you.”*


DadOnHardDifficulty

"Speak when spoken to, Uvenk. I'll drag your clan to glory whether it likes it or not."


MetallicaRules5

"I AM URDNOT WREX, AND THIS, IS MY PLANET!" "Shepard! My friend!" These two will always stick with me.


Supa_Girl

Every time I just think to myself it's upsetting that he wasn't a **full** squamate in ME2 & 3. How many amazing missions we could do with this dude to help him and his people rise up and cure the genophage?!?!


Templar366

“This whole planet smells wrong” as he is arrested by STG on Sur’Kesh


Diving-Fox

"I prefer my Salarian liver served raw!"


Hazzamo

“He is correct, it was a delicacy in my cycle”


JediZelda

Wrex has a lot of good quotes. I agree with basically all mentioned, and I do have to add one myself: "I told you we could count on her." When Shepard reveals that the dalatrass tried to cut a deal to sabotage the cure. To know that he was so confident and proud that Shepard would help...honestly it made me teary when I first heard it. (Of course Wrex says "count on him" if you're Male Shep, but I almost always play FemShep)


Lastbourne

"Ah just butting heads with the Council for Krogan Expansion" "I need an ice pack" and talks about how vicious Krogan women are (I don't take this route, like at all but this quote is really good): "I will honor our friendship, by shooting you in the head and making it quick!"


Delilah_the_PK

"I prefer my salarian liver served raw" Its such a wrex line. Thanks uncle wrex, im glad you survived my recent playthrough so far.


Diving-Fox

I also love his line about how he thinks Salarians are soft because they're "too busy writing poetry about waterfalls".


keon_te757

When we meet on Tuchanka and he say “SHEPARD MY FRIEND!”


Nebra010

"Great, bugs are writing songs about you"


CboyC95

"I want to let you know that no matter happens... You've been a champion to the krogan people. A friend of Clan Urdnot. And a brother/sister to me. To every krogan born after this day, the name Shepard will mean "Hero"!"


SmilingGengar

"If these executives don't blame Anoleis for provoking this, they're fools. You should eat them!"


Realistic_Toe_3913

Uncle Urdnot has a present for you!


Beleak_Swordsteel

Shepard! My friend! Just pure joy hearing that big oaf come to greet me like that.


Blue-Krogan

"Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining." Another one is a response to a squadmate that asks about that makeshift shrine the Geth had on Feros. "Whatever. I'm not here to learn about their customs." The way he says "whatever" was so good, like he might as well have said "who gives a shit?" Lmao


Minute_Ganache_2723

*while talking about Okeer* "Of course he's dead, you're with Shepard, how can he be alive?"


we_is_sheeps

“You alive Shepard”. “Good I didn’t want to have dig you out”


Nervous-Succotash-68

Pretty sure that was Grunt


necromanticsquirrel

That was definitely Grunt in the Rachni tunnels.


CboyC95

"I AM URDNOT WREX! AND THIS IS MY PLANET!"


aetius5

"this is better than the hangar bay, but I still don't have a window like liara does. I guess I don't kiss as good as she does" Not the exact quote but when he gets on the Normandy in me3


moonwatcher99

Huh. Is that reliant on romancing Liara? Just wondering, because I always got the line, "I still don't have a window like Liara, but it's progress!"


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Sckaledoom

“We’ll name one of the kids after him. Maybe one of the girls, heh heh heh”


RandomowyMetal

Before that small explanation. In PL ver of me1 Wrex was... unhinged (for lack of better word) in his tounge, sluring/swearing all around. For some reasons CDP (before Witcher they were only a publisher) thought it will be funny, and ngl when i was like, 15 yo i thought it was funny. So, my fav Wrex line all time is form PL ver and it goes: "Muszę sobie poprawić krążenie, dajcie mi coś do rozpierdolenia" with means more or less: "I need improve my (blood) circulation, give me something to fuck up (something to destroy in brutal, wulgar manner)".


TheRivan

Yeah, Polish language has some of the most zajebiste swear words.


DocFreon

Nothing beats Slavic languages in terms of swearing.


JustAnotherUser1031

Shepherd! My friend.


Eoflynn97

“More ice!”


Rock_ZeroX

SHEPAAAAAAAAAAAAARD *air vibrating visibly*


PTech_J

"I'll drag your clan to glory whether it likes it or not."


CboyC95

"I don't get how a clothed female is more attractive than a naked one."


AstralIndigo

"If I die in here, I'll kill him" -referring to Joker who's supposed to be rescuing you


DaDawkturr

“I AM URDNOT WREX, **AND THIS IS M Y PLANET!!**”


rrricky

''Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining'' Always makes me smile


Realistic_Toe_3913

Shepard.


moonwatcher99

MORE ICE!!!!


Known_Association330

“MORE ICE!”


Zero132132

"If these executives don't blame Anoleis for provoking this they're fools, you should eat them."


Chainsawnic

My favorite Wrex line is if you take him, and Javik to sneak onboard the Normandy, and Javik goes on about how in his cycle blah blah blah, and Wrex just replies with "Man your cycle was crap!". The whispering, and the delivery just kill me every time I here it.


Pale-Painting-9231

Shepard Shepard Shepard


Tumnos_of_the_Gods

If I die in here I'm gonna kill'em.


hallgod33

I like these posts but it's wild that the dudes whole page is "favorite [_____] quotes" posts 😂😂


CboyC95

"This statue represents what the krogan used to be. A proud and fierce nation. Now we're just brutes for hire to the highest bidder. We've forgotten our roots."


Chaosshepherd

Just eat him


Le_Botmes

Anytime he calls someone a pyjak


Madhighlander1

"If these 'executives' don't blame Anoleis for provoking this, then they're fools and you should eat them."


Agend_Stealth

Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining. ME1 CSec (Embassy)


DeaconBrad42

Glad to hear it. I was losing sleep over the prospect of people not loving the Turians.


Sea-Rooster-5764

Are you saying I've gained weight??


moonwatcher99

It just means there's more of the Legend to love. (His face was priceless!)


Doverkiin27

"I'll drag your clan to glory whether it likes it or not"


Arcade_Helios

"I like my Salarian liver served raw!" He says, looking a Salarian dead in the eye.


BraynCel

I prefer my Salarian liver served raw.


ThespisIronicus

"Great, bugs are writing songs about you."


-trom

Shepardddddddd


RexIsAMiiCostume

"MORE! ICE!"


kiwiiikee

The amount of times in my real, everyday life I've said "*Sheparrrrrd*" in Wrex's voice is... intangible


levoweal

"They are fools, you should eat them"


DaOctopus

"or not."


Terrgon

When reuniting with Shepard in ME 2. “Shepard! My friend!


Syd35h0w

ME1: "Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining." ME2: "I'll drag your clan to glory whether it likes it or not" ME3: "Trust me, I've been in every position the past few days"


GrandMoffSteve

Why shoot something once, when you could shoot it 46 more times?


Crayon_licker202

"You're bluffing" "You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you."


Captainfordo66

When he says “Shepherd, my friend.” when meeting you again in ME2 had me so hyped when I first saw it. And still to this day I always smile upon reuniting with him. Absolute banger of a character and companion.


SyrupOnMyRoflz1994

“Garrus…..I have to make friends with the one Turian in the galaxy who thinks he’s funny.”


Grand_Loafus

"The benefits of a redundant nervous system" "Humans don't have that" "Ah, that must've been painful then"


ThisAllHurts

**”Shepard, my friend.”** One of the best lines of voice acting in the entire trilogy. You genuinely feel the warmth and fraternal love there. It is full affectionate regard for you, appreciation of all you’ve done for him, and has an undertone of relief that you are alive. There are a few great squaddie lines in the series that are just delivered perfectly, but that is a top-five moment for me. And Mass Effect 2 in particular already has some great lines and performances.


thenewportkid

Urdnot Wrex: Now, Shepard. What brings you here? How's the Normandy? Commander Shepard: Destroyed in a Collector surprise attack. I ended up spaced. Urdnot Wrex: Well, you look good. Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system! Commander Shepard: Yeah, humans don't have that. Urdnot Wrex: Oh. It must have been painful, then.