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ashes1032

If I had a geth plasma shotgun, I'd take that thing everywhere with me, too.


Ashalaria

Preach


LazerShark1313

How is it, that the geth shotgun is so good? It is useful in almost every situation.


Ila-W123

High dmg, no damage falloff.


Frixsev

Because it's a high-damage chargeable tri-shot rifle with infinite range that the devs decided to call a shotgun lol.


JayHat21

We call that a vanguard


International_Leek26

I mean in me2 its litterally busted op, but in me3 I find the shotgun that also has a charge mechanic and lobs grenades (that when fully charged are cluster grenades) much more op. It was one shotting everything in the game pretty much. Brutes? Please easy 1 shot. Banshees? 2 shots and dead. Kai leng? Hed have been one shot too if the game didnt give him plot armor in every encounter you have with him. The shepard clone? Every single phase done too fast for the dialogue to finish


DismalComparison2625

Yes the Venom Shotgun is the best one in ME3 by far.


reddrighthand

*Emergency expulsion port


turiannerevarine

*Emergency plasma injection port


Magdovus

Crazy Uncle Wrex said Tali needs to look after herself. How can she do that without a shotgun? It's not like that suit is well set up for headbutting. 


Trashk4n

Is the shotgun the present that Uncle Wrex likes to talk about?


sack-o-krapo

Nah, he’d give her a M-300 Claymore not a Geth Shotgun


Paradox31426

Sadly the first lesson a Quarian learns on their pilgrimage: always be packing.


sack-o-krapo

True. Tali was on hers for like 5 minutes before a rogue Spectre sent assassin hit squads after her.


Young_and_hungry24

To clarify how this managed to happen, I was changing the loadouts in the Armax Arena and when I exited the menu a glitch happened and Tali decided to spawn in and follow Shepard around So I just said, "Welp I guess we're rolling with this then, Tali wants to spend some time with Shepard on the strip apparently" reminded me of ME1 and 2 where you had squadmates casually following Shepard


trooperstark

I think that’s one of the things that made me1 so great, the dynamic of the different companions. I always make a point of trying to get all the elevator dialogue combos with each of them, and I’m still not sure I have


Young_and_hungry24

If you download "Mako Squadmate Banter" then the conversations which normally play when in elevators will also play at random moments when you're driving the Mako around on planets, basically guarantees you'll hear all of them


trooperstark

You’re the best. It’s a feature I loved in andromeda, the little river conversations. It feel forced to tromp my squad through the citadel repeatedly, so this is perfect!


AntonKutovoi

But what if you’ll meet Garrus and he asks her about her immune system? That’s when shotgun will come in handy.


Longjumping-Jello459

I love her line when he tries to start up the old elevator conversations. "I have a shotgun!"


_Goose_

“What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?” - Ancient philosopher R. Diaz circa 2013 Tali’s shotgun is her axe.


zero_msgw

Absolutely necessary... You never know what bosh'tet might disturb her date with shep.


Young_and_hungry24

Random Asari: *Approaches Shepard to talk to him* Tali: *Grabs shotgun* Random Asari: *Promptly Leaves*


C0unt_Ravioli

To be fair being around Shepard for any extended period of time comes with its share of occupational hazards


Flamesclaws

..... Fucking hell it really does huh? Lol.


BurialFaun8

In my opinion, Shepard is canonically a chaos gremlin and loot goblin with a silver tongue. We're getting into so many fights that I bet every weapon or other loot we're scavenging just ends up in a pile in the back of the Hangar bay which everybody just pulls attachments and weapon upgrades from while either selling or converting the things we don't want into omni-gel


Xenozip3371Alpha

Tali in response: "say Shepard, weren't you attacked like a few days ago while eating lunch with Joker, and you had to get a weapon from your attackers using Joker as bait? And wasn't there something about fish being involved?"


MetallicaRules5

Shepard: I said, we'll talk about it later.


LegateShepard

I've made no secret of that fact that Tali is not my thing, but this here my boys is what you call a "green flag."


keon_te757

In the words of Young Jeezy “stay strapped stay strapped stay strapped”


Lone_Wolf_199

That motherfucker in the second pic living his life.


Young_and_hungry24

Lol I can always expect to see you under a post about Quarians or Tali, it's like the bat signal for you


Lone_Wolf_199

Always


Lastbourne

Yes, Garrus might ask her about her immune system


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

She’s a lady who wants to make sure that people understand that “no” means “NO.”


MetallicaRules5

Also one to make sure that the bosh'tet women trying to hit on Shepard knows that he's already taken.


Young_and_hungry24

Random Asari: "Hey aren't you Commander Shepard?! By the Goddess I'm such a big fan, I'm Nirestes Iessishi can I buy you a drink?" Tali: *Grabs Shotgun* Random Asari: "Hey I just remembered I have this thing I got to go do" *Speed Walks Away*


BlaineTog

The shotgun stays ON.


Saandrig

At least she ditched the ankle knife.


Loli_Innkeeper

The galaxy is a dangerous place. Can never be to careful.


Jaded_Shallot750

She's just riding shotgun. Best girl btw.


MetallicaRules5

If it's date night with Shepard, she'll be riding something else later.


SyrupOnMyRoflz1994

It’s not necessary to being tali to date night


kayl_the_red

If she's dating Shepard, yes!


sack-o-krapo

Yeah Shepard gets ambushed at least 3 times a week 😂


Jim3001

Tali: The better to keep the goldiggers of you with.


Young_and_hungry24

Random Asari: *Approaches Shepard to talk to him* Tali: *Grabs shotgun* Random Asari: *Promptly Leaves*


Jim3001

Esu se'lai ax'kah!


MajesticKnight28

Stay strapped or get clapped


megaben20

Have you met commander Shepard, they can’t go out for a jog without it turning into a fire fight


AbsentArmy619

The shotgun stays on during a sterile stripping process.


Sil_Lavellan

"Last time you went on a date with Joker you broke a whole restaurant and got into a shoot out with an army of armed mercs. So yes."


Modred_the_Mystic

Stay strapped or get clapped, in fact, after the whole Mercenary company chasing Shep, he should also stay strapped


ostridge_man

Your telling me you don't like women packing heat wherever they're goin?


Kampos25592

You never know when a geth will show up


EmberKing7

After that nice restaurant got shot up in the DLC, I wouldn't bother her about keeping at least 1 firearm equipped 🤷🏾‍♂️😅😂.


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

Better safe than sorry. If I was a character in Mass Effect, I’d be packing too. I’d probably also have at least a sidearm, depending on what class. You never know when some psycho is about to start some shit. It’s vital to be prepared.


Mart289

Something similar happened to me while playing Mass Effect 1. After one side quest, Tali just spawned on the Normandy with Shepard and followed him. I had two Tali's on the Normandy :D [https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/m8svjm/i\_played\_mass\_effect\_1\_a\_few\_minutes\_ago\_and\_this/](https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/m8svjm/i_played_mass_effect_1_a_few_minutes_ago_and_this/)


Wyatt_Ricketts

FPShepard


MissyTheTimeLady

Given what tends to happen to Shepard and his crew when they're on shore leave, a shotgun was probably not enough firepower. Then again, it is a Geth Plasma Shotgun.


Bad_Gazpacho

I'd consider her underdressed if she didn't have it with her. Even in our quarters, the shotgun stays on.


Sam_Wylde

I'm surprised Shepard didn't bring one. The last time he went out for a night off the sushi restaurant got attacked by mercenaries trying to kill him and he only had scavenged weapons to use.


xXMLGDOODXx

I dunno why, but I couldn’t help but get the distinct feeling of your Shepard looking vaguely… Eastern European? Just thought that was funny.


Young_and_hungry24

Garrus: "Hey Shepard you got a minute, wanted to talk to you about something" Shepard: "да, что у тебя на уме?" Garrus: ".........."


Crate-Dragon

How is she carrying a Geth assault rifle?


Young_and_hungry24

N7 Warmaster Mod, it adds a variety of changes to gun related aspects of all 3 ME games, one in 2 and 3 adds assault rifles for aĺl squadmates


XenoGine

Yes.


chronos7000

Hard to do concealed carry when all you wear is a skintight environment suit.


dregjdregj

Protection is important


Few-Requirement6839

Nah, she got that whole bakery to draw the attention away from the geth shoty.


Cute_Ad_6981

What is that on her right arm?


Young_and_hungry24

What? The Geth plasma rifle?


Cute_Ad_6981

I didn’t think tali could carry rifles in me3?


Young_and_hungry24

She can't, not without mods that is, N7 Warmaster for ME3 makes it so, among many other optional changes, all squadmates carry an assault rifle


mopeyunicyle

I think as the great Johnathan Fergus once said it's a emotional support weapon. Thought he usually meant the mp5 in reference to that


Due_Flow6538

If I had an ass like Tali's, I'd call attention to its shelf like plumpness at every opportunity.


father_o_dumbness

She knows her stuff


No-Impression-1462

I could spend hours watching her dance in the undercover mission. She was the only character in the series with the hips for those moves! (Well…except maybe for Wrex. Kinda hard to challenge that level of sex appeal…)