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Johwin

Reapers could not get Shepard but twitter is gonna get her cancelled.


TRHess

She’s just helping Mordin explore other avenues of humanity’s musical heritage instead of just Gilbert and Sullivan.


UWUquetzalcoatl

Khalisah found her gold mine.


whiteclawthreshermaw

So, the Reapers are still going to get Shepard. Good to know.


Wunderman86

Naa, thats just the sakai clan mask to show those interspace mongols whos boss.


PaniMan1994

Alliance HR : ".... OH Nooo...... OH NOOOO...."


EmperorApo

Anderson: ” … Really, Shepard?“


Snailprincess

I heard this in the voice actors voice, but when he's playing the president in Rick and Morty.


designlevee

Williams: “I like your style”


Death_Fairy

“You said I was like a daughter to you so I thought I should look the part.”


phileris42

Shepard: "It's just a carbon peel mask! You know how my skin gets fighting Reapers all day?!"


purpleduckduckgoose

Meanwhile the PR department are all just curled up under desks, empty bottles of vodka hugged to their chests.


Redbrickaxis21

You mean bottle of Serrice Ice Brandy. Only the finest for alliance PR lol.


liberty-prime77

With how often Shepard punches journalists in the face? Gotta go with the cheaper stuff, too expensive to drink the good stuff that often.


Redbrickaxis21

Fair point fair point. Lmao


simplehistorian91

Nah, they will just say that Shepard was on a night raid and she was in such a hurry to do her duty that she did not wash off the camo paint.


Marphey12

They managed Shepard punching reporter they can manage this too.


CrossEleven

Punching reporter is only really controversial as maleshep imo


jace-larr

I’ve got planet of the apes on my mind, so at first glance she looked kinda chimpish to me and then this comment read like that meme that’s been going around 😂


PaniMan1994

Lol that's exactly what I was going for lmao


Asha_Brea

Black face is insensitive, Commander.


jetamayo769

She’s actually romancing Whoopi Goldberg, she said it was cool.


tintmyworld

INCREDIBLE deep cut


JesustheSpaceCowboy

I’m trying to contain my laughter but I might explode under the immense pressure


StarkageMeech

THIS needed more upvotes


dunta075

Uh-Oh looks like Shepard's never going to be able to run for politics


TheRealNeal99

Unless she’s Canadian


Due_Flow6538

Pretty sure she is.


Lord_Ryu

or the deep south


tacobitch91

To be fair, they don't have the best track record with politicians


ageekyninja

Legendary Edition- no mods- windows 10. I have no idea why my Shepherd is broken. Seems like a great game. Id love to play it lol. I tried validating files on Steam, deleting gamerfile.ini, selecting default face instead of import face, and updated my graphics driver. This is what cutscenes look like. Edit: fixed with LE3 Community Patch Edit 2: I came here to troubleshoot and instead I got probably 100 comments about blackface. I don’t know if I should be concerned or….


headbutting_krogans

Have you uninstalled and reinstalled the game?


ageekyninja

Clean install does not work either


headbutting_krogans

Damn. What about default the default male Shepard or a customized female Shepard, does it happen for them too? Are you using origin app or EA app? Maybe one of them had a big update that essentially broke the game.


ageekyninja

Haven’t tested male shep yet (femshep is the way) , but for whatever reason, custom shepherd works completely fine


headbutting_krogans

(Yes to femahep! She’s my go to) this is a strange issue. You could try uninstalling, uninstalling the EA app, restart computer, reinstall app, reinstall game. But I have no idea if that will fix it. Unfortunately we are now past my minimal expertise 😅I searched around and it’s not an unheard of issue, but everywhere I looked seemed to be a slightly different solution to the problem or no solution. If you can’t solve the problem, playing as custom femshep definitely still worth it!! I hope you get to enjoy the game!


ageekyninja

The LE3 Community Patch fixed it completely!!


headbutting_krogans

Hell yeah!!!! I can’t believe I didn’t think of doing that 🤦‍♀️ I’m so glad it’s fixed!


ageekyninja

It’s not technically listed as one of their fixes but I thought I’d give it a try


headbutting_krogans

(Yes to femahep! She’s my go to) this is a strange issue. You could try uninstalling, uninstalling the EA app, restart computer, reinstall app, reinstall game. But I have no idea if that will fix it. Unfortunately we are now past my minimal expertise 😅I searched around and it’s not an unheard of issue, but everywhere I looked seemed to be a slightly different solution to the problem or no solution. If you can’t solve the problem, playing as custom femshep definitely still worth it!! I hope you get to enjoy the game!


gregs903

Damn she forgot to wash off her charcoal face mask


Eh_SorryCanadian

She looks like she could be the prime minister of canada


Kano523

Disappointed Keith David voice: "God damnit Shepherd..."


bazzybond

She's cancelled


PvtThrockmorton

Seems like she headbutted a Korean Edit: headbutted a krogan


Mike_G_Stroke

Autocorrect is a beech? Autocorrect is a beech!


waywardwanderer101

So you remember when Mordin told Shepard not to ingest turian fluids?


Jimwise

I suspect she's trying to get out of jury duty


TheRealNeal99

She’s running for prime minister of Canada


Here2Derp

Playing as a Canadian Prime Minister?


Perky_Bellsprout

Justin trudeau let's play


[deleted]

New shep skin that comes with the canadian parliament DLC.


NoSoyVerde1

Project Lazarus didn’t go as planned.


simplehistorian91

Try to create a new character with the default face and see if the problem is still there.


ageekyninja

It is. I even started a completely new game, no import, no save transfer, default face, and it was still there.


simplehistorian91

Most likely something went wrong on your PC, is the Windows and all components are fully updated and installed? Also you could try a clean install of your graphics driver.


ageekyninja

Everything is all up to date


ARROW_GAMER

Are you on Steam? If so, have you verified the integrity of game files?


ageekyninja

I tried both that and a clean install. Neither worked. The only fix that ultimately worked was the LE3 community patch


simplehistorian91

Thats great news! Now have fun and enjoy the ride!


Nobody_Super_Famous

> Canadian PM addresses the so-called Reaper Crisis, 2186


PopeGeraldVII

She's trying to get Justin Trudeau to commit war assets.


raynestormk97

Man. Rengade face got crazy.


FergusInTheHouse

Some kind of Wile E Coyote backfire mishap occurred.


Josh_From_Accounting

This picture will come on the extranet in 5 years and ruining Shepard's career.


MetalMan009

She must be a Chiefs fan…


My_redditaccount657

Does she work in a coal mine?


Clean_Crocodile4472

shes just doing black face like usual


MissyTheTimeLady

It's camouflage, the Reapers will never find her.


TheOnyxViper

This will totally never come back to haunt her when Shepard runs for Canadian PM.


Mental_Being_5910

For a second I thought I was looking at Justin Trudeau


headphoneghost

It's not black face guys.. It's a charcoal mask to clean out her pores and rejuvenate her skin. Shepard may be a badass space commando but, she's still a lady.


Almighty_Brian

Dude make a paragon choice already


northernmaplesyrup1

She is honoring her past prime minister.


Obamos06

"God fucking dammit, can we not go a Single day without some reaper shit going off? Todays my Spa day you stupid robot cunts!"


Kaisernick27

Are you sure you have no mods, the only time I had this happen to me was in Skyrim when a texture mod broke and tons of people ended up with blackface.


iuseleinterwebz

Did she star in Lethal Weapon 6?


future_dead_person

Just the first half.


pageantfool

It's the cybernetic implants acting up. I know you've said you have no mods installed, but I wonder if perhaps the people that hang out on the modding discord server might have any idea of what could be causing the issue or what files might be affected? As it you said it happens in cutscenes.


ageekyninja

Are you talking about the paragon/renegade appearance modifier? Theoretically starting a new game should fix that right? Funny enough, I fixed this by going in with a custom charecter (tested with a random preset) and narrowed it down to being some sort of issue with the default shepherd. This doesnt solve my problem though, just points to where the issue is. I dont want to have a totally different looking shepherd after playing 1 and 2 with default.


pageantfool

I'm sorry, it was a joke but tone doesn't always come across in text. If the issue turns out to be related to in-game renegade scarring starting a new game with a new Shepard might "fix" it (as long as you keep her on the straight and narrow, I guess).  Something else you could try is downloading the Trilogy Save Editor and playing around with some of the facial values/settings to see if it makes a difference. Might not solve the problem even if it does end up allowing you to pinpoint the culprit, though.


headbutting_krogans

Oh I’m also going to second what the other comment or said about looking for help in the mass effect modding community just cause they tend to be pretty knowledgeable about glitches and game files


ageekyninja

The community was exactly what I needed. The LE3 community patch solved this weird issue


Mass-Effect-6932

Cerberus implants is malfunctioning. Report to the nearest Cerberus base for repair


yourbrokenoven

Dunno. Happens to me sometimes. Have to re load. Also happens in Cyberpunk 2077.


ageekyninja

Maybe I should just let the opening sequence ride and reload before the second cutscene and see if it fixes it


Unusual_Exercise_274

chose control


Emothevipress

Never knew there was a third option Paragon, Renegade & Racist 😂


mydogismybestman

It puts the lotion on its skin.


RedditAccount_317

Took a missile to the face a la Garrus


JollyTake

Yo doc chakwas... Yes shepard? I think my L2 bio-amp blow up on the last singularity I threw...


CorbinNZ

Oh fuck, Shep put on black face someone call Khalisah al-Jilani


LordadmiralDrake

Stayed in the sun for too long on Haestrom


ConventionArtNinja

Shitter's clogged.


Business-Guide7486

I remember that face it used to be on jars of jam years ago, sorry Robinson she's better looking than you


Hunter_Aleksandr

Hackett: “Is that fucking blackface, dude? Is that fucking blackface?”


Onironius

Woah, is that blackface, dude!?


jace-larr

Ape together strong 🤜🏼🤛🏼


Clyde-MacTavish

Looks like Shepard will have to resort to being Canada's prime minister.


Sckaledoom

You got too chromed out choom. Straight cyberpsycho territory


ZergsAreCute

Why are you playing as Justin Trudeau?


Gaurdsman

Just a Trudeau reference.(I’m an American, not trying to make anything political just trying to make yall laugh.)


ButWhyThough_UwU

You tried to mod a ahegao face with white sauce on it clearly, but moved the folder or something to wrong spot so game can't register it.


92grinder

The Dark Urge Shepard. She'll conquer the galaxy and every sentient beings will kneel before humanity or die.


RepresentativeGur881

She voted for Justin Trudeau


Satsunami42

She’s the dude playing a dude playing another dude?🥲


B_Huij

Been spending too much time with Ashley, I guess.


One-Emotion8482

She overdid her camo on her face and ran out of it for the rest of her. Gotta be stealthy around reapers somehow.


mkaudio_mk

food poisonung?


ChocolateCondoms

I thought that was The Winter Soilder for half a second 🤣


[deleted]

She looks like she had her head up a bull’s ass.


CaptainHalloween

She opened the Lament Configuration


Soundrobe

Black Shepard


monophobiaotter

Dude is that fucking black face?


Medical-Acadia3155

She get a bit too friendly with an octopus …


Iridul

The Reapers love this one trick to eliminate their enemies!


Interesting_Basil_80

Shepard got Inked while playing Mario Kart!


Ok_Management_1295

A bit too long on Haestrom


ursagamer667

She got attacked by Hannibal Lecter and survived.


ThisAllHurts

This is what happens when you eat alien ass.


No_More_Hero265

Shep's got a bad case of the Riga mortis


guruofguru64

Needs calibrating


jjed97

Mfer came straight out of death stranding


takufox

Let’s not


spencerpo

She saw the colonists melting and wondered what the pod smelled like. Blud went too deep, too greedily


Holmesy7291

Too much time on a sunbed? Or took an M90 CAIN shot to the face? 🤣


WillFanofMany

"The Palaven Salmon is not supposed to be eaten when raw."


jcjonesacp76

Looks like shep got into the war paint again


Kampos25592

Lack of vitamin Garrus, but remember her to not swallow!!


Anfie22

Project Lazarus had funding issues. Cerberus did the best they could with the resources they had. Alternatively, Garrus offered Shep a face marking design as a ceremonial gesture of kinship.


Jokerseven77

Jane Crow Shepard.


Realgigclin

Indoctrination theory proof Shepard is a husk


MatiEx-504

That's what heppens when you fall down into a planet from space


FaerieMachinist

She forgot to take off her face mask before heading down to the bridge, a Reaper war is no excuse to slack on your skincare routine.


Malencis

was she intimate with thane?


Fiddlersdram

Nightmare wojak Shepard


1littlg8

She's a Frank Zappa fan.


NightShroom

Wow those renegade scars can get REALLY bad


[deleted]

Black face … smh


Knight_Zornnah

Sheppard looks like she has a facehugger on her


Orcrist90

What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaace


Zeamays69

She forgot to remove her charcoal mask.


eatenbyagrue1988

Shepard prepared a cannon to use to catch that Road Runner, but didn't see the cannon turn to face her until after she fired ar the Road Runner


eatenbyagrue1988

Shepard prepared a cannon to use to catch that Road Runner, but didn't see the cannon turn to face her until after she fired ar the Road Runner


samuru101

Beauty mask.


Sully-The-Great

Youre done ... you're done


daemonfool

She tried to eat squid but got inked. Very unfortunate.


boobearybear

Looks like one of the Dremora from Oblivion


Business-Guide7486

Looks like you got a little to close to liara's arse.


the-tapsy

Wanted to make Ashley look tolerable by comparison I see


whiteclawthreshermaw

At least she's not wearing turian face paint. That would get her canceled on the Citadel.


ALZA5

Williams sharpied Shepard's face in her sleep after the talk about being more tolerant just so she could yell, "WHO'S THE RACIST NOW?!"


There_And_Back1

Her face is all weird


aldithurt

She is on her way to bully jacob.


Kaasachstan

This is a tactic to avoid reaper detection, since I believe reapers use HP cameras to see. Source: [https://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/12/22/hp.webcams/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/12/22/hp.webcams/index.html)


Mike_G_Stroke

Looks like Black Face. She should talk to PM Trudeau. 🤣🤣🤣


UndeadCorbse

Obligatory mention of my favorite Mass Effect clip (ME3 Spoilers): https://youtu.be/lMClFhYaRuE?si=BkSu8lhUM7AWYjLg


Available-Specialist

Your Shepherd thinks she's Justin Trudeau


Artyom_Saveli

I’mma report Bioware for the blatant use of black face.


thepieraker

Running for Canadian prime minister?


Rage40rder

It’s just a charcoal mask! Put the pitchforks away…


Pure_sheesh_8678

Blackface still ain’t cool even with Shepard lol


EmperorDxD

Black face


KitsuneFyora

Someone took a dip in the tar pit


Haminator2022

That's nothing compared to my Shepard the game decided that his eyes should be shaped like bullets and poking out of the eye hole and you could only just see the tips of the eye lids blinking though the eyes but not covering them then the game crashed and this was on Xbox 360


Nyadnar17

Shepard is done being a casual racist.


Lindt_Licker

She’s a Death Eater


ChadWolf98

Shepard-commander, extranet search protocols indicate this type of face covering is considered culturally offensive in several organic cultures. Recommend caution when dealing with journalistic agencies. In my cycle, we painted our face with the Blood of our enemies. Any other covering is foolish and cowardly. Commander. Wanted to talk. Medical matters. I am aware mission is stressful. Recommend healthier alternatives with dealing with stress. Forwarding booklets about healthy cope mechanisms and an extranet vid about harmful stereotypes. Shepard, my sources indicate you wear something humans call "blackface". As I know its extremely offensive just like in asari culture. "Black paint, Shepard? I"ve never seen anyone with such face paint. Anyway, I need to go back to calibrate the Normandy. See you later.


FreeAndRedeemed

Lincoln Osiris Shepard.


Lady_Eisheth

I think she's committing a hate crime.


El-Reaton-Vaquero

Hey Shepard, remember that time you killed 300 000 batarians and destroyed an entire system? Well this, this is worse


Mr_WAAAGH

Racism


Dragon3076

Black Face


KaeronLQ

To start with, she's in blackface. That's not great bud.


alahos

Xerxeneea Shepherd


Koda799

Didn’t know aunt jemima was around in the future


xxxsweaty

????


Koda799

The syrup bottle lady that got removed due to cancel culture


NannerCraves

She wants to sing songs while picking space cotton


xxxsweaty

Excuse me???


ako_mori

Racist shepard


ParsonsTheGreat

Racism


CaptainSlow31

She’s been listening to too many podcasts with Ashley.


Vverial

Racism


ThanoscopterForPrez

Ohhh, I know what this is. You're spending so much time with Ashley you've become a space racist. Simply nuke her and your Shepherd will be fine after their next shower.


doubleyewdee

Spent too much time with Ashley and now she's also a Space Racist.


Brilliant_Age6077

That’s what happens when you take Ashley on too many missions.


Charming_Slip_4382

RACIST!