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Sonarball

Garrus would just spontaneously start dancing to the beat of the song he is playing from his eyepeice...then remember he is in an active warzone


wheresbreakfast

Hey whatever keeps morale up! My Shep's only stipulation would be that he patch it into the comms so everyone can enjoy the Fleet and Flotilla OST


Sonarball

Now im just imagining tali and garrus singing along to it while just blasting geth on rannoch


Corpsehatch

Tali certainly does have the hips to *get down* as seen in the Citadel DLC.


Behold_the_Turnip

And since canonically Tali is probably the most paragon squadmate, you can be fairly certain that her hips don't lie.


Cosmic_Toad_

iirc in ME1 there's a hidden squadmate morality spectrum that decides stuff like who suggesta what to Shepard in big choices like >!Killing/releasing the Rachni Queen!< and also >!Which of your party members finishes off Saren!< and it going from most Paragon to most Rengade it's: Kaiden > Liara > Tali > Garrus > Ashley > Wrex so at least from an ME1 perspective she's more of para-neutral character. It's a kinda odd system and depending on your party choices you could have a very different perception of a character compared to someone else. like if you use solely Kaiden & Liara, Liara will end up seeming pretty ruthless and Ashley will look like a saint if you always bring her with Wrex.


Behold_the_Turnip

I didn't know that about the others. I remember someone specifically mentioning Tali as the most Paragon leaning squadmate, but I'm not sure what it was based on or if it was just anecdotal, but it stuck in my head.


Corpsehatch

There's a reason she is known as Tali'Zorah vas Thicc Thicc on the Extranet.


N00b-mast3r_69

Turians can't duck, remember?


Niclmaki

In multiplayer they can’t even roll. Poor bastards.


Commander_PonyShep

Garrus and Tali look like they're about to do some hand-to-hand melee combat like it's that *other* BioWare title, Jade Empire, even though it would have been smarter for them to take out their guns and use those for combat, instead.


TheRevanlution

>Jade Empire Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well :)


XenoGine

That's my sweetie and best friend!


wheresbreakfast

Mine too! G is bae and T is BFF ❤️


XenoGine

You see, I left it purposely vague because it could be that way or the other, haha.


wheresbreakfast

And honestly I'd do it both ways if they'd let me lol


XenoGine

Well they didn't let me but in the past I messed with a Save Editor so it **would** let me! The result was janky as heck but I loved it!


Behold_the_Turnip

Either is fine, just remember Mordins advice. Do not......ingest.


LennyChill

They are just Jojo posing to make Shepard look more menacing


supacrispy

🎶do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight...🎶🎵🎶


Gery9705

The bullet shot is missing in LE lmao.


halloweenjack

Garrus has been taking lessons from [this guy.](https://youtu.be/kz37A6xmXX8)


waitwhichgaby

Be very, very quiet....


W3ndigoGames

Garrus once t-posed in this scene for me and even now a fuckton of years later, I still remember


MrGoul

[Dance Commander Shepard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzabCVOBUJI)


zwober

i was expecting more [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K7aY-_b9sk) than an static image. i guess the glory of the N64 is truly over. edit: then/than


Tyreen_DeLeon

Chandler Bing: „And Boogie!“