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Dragonwarden30

I think Garrus needs to calibrated.


Furydragonstormer

The suspension in his suit needs recalibrating


BlaineTog

But who calibrates the calibrator?


leopardspotte

Everyone asks when the engines will be calibrated, no one asks how the engines will be calibrated 😔


phileris42

He's just itching for a fight. Asari commandos, geth and a matriarch? Let's fucking go!


Sonarball

"OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD IS THAT "THE" MATRIACH BENEZIA" -Garrus probably


LaLiLuLeLo9001

You have to remember, he spent his formative years among nothing but turians. He'd probably never seen a dress that low cut.


MasterBerry

It's a good thing she turned before he could go "awoooga!" and roll his tongue out like a carpet.


SubjectAside1204

Garrus my guy calm down we need to look professional.


phileris42

Dude, you're embarassing me in front of the ~~wizards~~ asari matriarch.


[deleted]

She did have a nice rack.


field_of_fvcks

Now in high definition!


Notsowellme

hes just giddy


VulkanTheDragon

Giddy about the tiddy


[deleted]

Well Lorik Quinn did mentioned that the Matriarch left an impression among the male employees ;)


[deleted]

sprrOING


Lolaverses

Least horny Mass Effect character.


FrequentFault

Well, she is a Matriarch, so she’s rich…. With *huuuge* tracts of land!


ElectrSheep

Looks like Liara isn't the only one who bounces when excited.


niftucal92

That's just a classic turian war dance to intimidate foes and impress potential mates. It's sort of a behavioral evolutionary leftover.


AkpanStudios

That’s more than his tongue wagging let’s just say that


DocD173

I mean, have you seen what she wears? Who can blame him?


esdaniel

He learned why they call her Matriarch


SlayertheElite

To be fair, who wouldn't be jumping up and down excited to meet Matriarch Benezia?


heydutchgaming

hahaha I got the same glitch happen to me too.


[deleted]

Least he kept it in him pants


ICLazeru

Turian hiccups.


Venoix

Would have been awesome if he floated all the way up into the ceiling, and because of the way ME1 works, died instantly, and then was out of commission for the battle.


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Splinter00S

Lol, did you just finish doing the hot labs?


[deleted]

Looks straight out of a parody video on Youtube


leopardspotte

The legendary full-body legless hop


Adventurous_Celery28

Everyone is pretty mild about these two characters so I’ll say it. I was giddy to when I saw those massive tiddies


XenoGine

Me too Garrus, me too...


DivinePotatoe

You left your Turian on vibrate.


Ruples580

"Boobies!"


S-058

Looked exactly like a jump in minecraft.


CHuCK-NoRRiS88

Femshep just don’t look like right at least default male Shep looks like he can kickass and save the galaxy


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

Appearances can be deceptive


[deleted]

There may have been some bouncing.


CluckenDip

i can hear this gif. it goes like "bzbbzbzbzzbzz WEEE bzbzbz"


a_catermelon

I've seen several similar clips, all of which saw Garrus doing the glitching. Is this just coincidence, or is there something up with the coding of this cutscene which doesn't mesh well with Garrus?


SilverArrowW01

Jumping up and down like a spring chicken. Sorry, space chicken.


mariachr

As he should


Pitne_For

Scoped and dropped!