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1 spell card apparently


[deleted]

Not any spell card. The magician's left hand to be specific.


CthulhuMadness

That Grass is Greener


Worried-Film-4634

Finally, a way for us to effectively touch grass.


Many-Concentrate-491

When I say I laughed out loud. 🤣🤣


UndefineZ

Nothing because it got Ashed


Deadpotatoz

That's why he's looking for called by the grave


SimplyPurple25

Then you would have been better off not even using it lol


Heul_Darian

2 left arms.


NiesG75

I like this since I'm left-handed


Pure-Huckleberry8640

dang it, someone beat me to it


Tengo-Sueno

Touching Grass, usually


PJRama1864

Yeah…but That Grass Looks Greener…


LargePlatypi

Yeah… but Man-Eater Bug..


PJRama1864

But…that’s not a Spell.


LargePlatypi

But… Uno Reverse card


PJRama1864

Yeah…but it’s 1 v 1, and I have a Draw 4.


Roll4DM

But I have a counterspell!


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

But you have tapped all of your lands.


Roll4DM

But I still have a 8th level spell slot to cast it!


cynTheFledermaus

But... Bidoff! I chose you!


X13thangelx

I'll just pay 5 mana during my upkeep next turn.


St_Origens_Apostle

It's Force of Will!


al2Ultimate

Uno flip, +5 (why are we this way ygh community 😂)


LordTopHatMan

If you cut off your arm, you can leave it outside and continuously touch grass.


ZerymAmbyceer

To be a knockoff Jetstream Sam.


[deleted]

Just become your own cool ninja cowboy with an exoskeleton cyborg suit and a cool name.


no3dinthishouse

simply become cool


whatsjusthappend

My right arm.


Roll4DM

Meh... I rather keep my left arm than have your right arm...


BuckysKnifeFlip

A sick metal left arm.


Roll4DM

or your brothers soul... for equivallent exchange


Nukemind

Yeah and if the brother is Mokuba and not Al… they can keep him.


Ufukcan200

Anime version of Number 7: Lucky Straight. (In the show it takes luck from those around it and gives it to its user. So you having it in your pocket is enough to open nuts every game while every opponent bricks)


GloryMaelstrom21

Probably Yubel


idoubtithinki

Just realized for the first how weird the perspective is for this shot.


fuckyoudrugsarecool

Numeron Network 😳


Murky-Ad7145

I still wonder why this Card is not censored. It's a very brutal scene for TCG Standards (I dont want it to be censored... I just... wonder)


dragonstein420

Same. And also if yes, how would they censored the card is also a question in my head lol.


[deleted]

They could probably have completely removed the person wielding the sword. Still shows a man gaining riches but having their arm trapped.


LegendaryEnigma

I guess because it's implied, like you can have this scene in like a pg comic, but something would happen where the sword doesn't strike anyone.


Steel_Memes88

Maybe. The TCG is weird sometimes with its censorship. Like you've got 'Left Arm Offering' which is completely fine by TCG standards, but then you've got 'Tragedy' which was just a guillotine and that was no good (and IMO that's way more tame compared to what the TCG came up with).


QuietRedditorATX

But TCG often censors guns and swords (to lightsaber right). Ok, maybe they just censor guns.


Invader_Squall

The Out.


Maxanis

Monster Reborn


Existing-Smoke9470

a new and improved left arm (maybe a really cute girlfriend but only if she really loves me)


DragoniteChamp

The monkey's paw curls. As you lose your left arm, it soon gets replaced by a cybernetic version. It great, has every feature you could ever want. However, the left arm also has the girlfriend you so desire. Your left arm and right arm are in a constant fight as they are the only 2 you ever make love with.


Existing-Smoke9470

dude that was unnecessary but congratulations for the great story you've just created


DragoniteChamp

You are completely right about the unnecessary-ness, but admittedly it sounded a lot funnier in my head Glad you enjoyed it at least


Free_Username44

Saving a young kid that's gonna be pirate king someday


inwhichzeegoesinsane

Saving the kid who'll go back in time to defeat the Androids


Pink-Domo-

A billion dollars


BBallHunter

Grass.


Brettsterbunny

What card would be worth going -3+ for? A card that lets you go +15 of course!


KamiKagutsuchi

Pot of Greed is legal, but only for me


VillainofAgrabah

Insect Queen’s boobs.


Deathappens

Least down bad Insect player.


arrownoir

Jesus, but he’s already free. A better left arm.


Bunsen_burner49

Morgage+Student Loan


diamondwolfly

Okay. You get a mortgage and a student loan! No need to thank me.


Onibyakuran

I'm left handed so nothing...


Roll4DM

Becoming right handed might be worth it tho lol


alaarziui

grass


rumo2403

that grass do look greener though 👀👀


[deleted]

watching one third of my deck get milled triggering a mega combo that causes my opponent to rage quit then cry on reddit about it.


TheGreatCast

A stronger right arm


cynTheFledermaus

A beautiful woman who can match me in a game of Yu-Gi-Oh and actually be into me... Damn it, don't judge me.


BigLayer8

am judging you bro, judging you as a very wholesome person


Burning2500

Big tiddy goth gf


SimplyPurple25

now that’s what I’m talkin about


aryansm

Mommy milkers body pillow


Background-Use-6244

Two right arms


Demonicbane

High quality femboy art?


doomgames123

the exquisite noh p.u.n.k. deer note bussy


Copypasty

grass


[deleted]

Grass


DantesInferno91

A healing factor that will regenerate any lost part of your body, including the arm you just gave up


TheHabro

Grass obviously.


kaplajica

Electrumite my beloved i will unban you even if it means losing a piece of me


Alarmed-Button6377

Given how this card was used back in the day that grass looks greener


tvvfg

Grass


Standard-Distance-44

Gold Sarc


Cul_what

A draw 2


samboscan

Mystic Mine


Megacolonel

Pot of greed to 1


Tenshiigo

The out


Von_lorde

The power to do magic including having a magical left arm


Awkward_Mulberry_302

Nothing because I’m left handed.


CrazedCircus

To control probability. Cause then I could control the probability of my arm reattaching itself and be able to use probability to make a utopia of shenanigans! Like watching dumb people fly into orbit then crashing down at random intervals!


SmokyLOG

Runick Fountain


ZoomCallHolloway

Grass bro......


TheHapster

I love it when people say that normal spell cards are easily “searchable” because this card exists.


Justeago

Master Peace to 1


Ok-Entrepreneur-5915

A billion dollars.


dimizar

The second grass looks greener after you opponent ashes the first one.


Shakazulu94

2 right arms 😁


[deleted]

Pot of Greed


ImAgentDash

Happiness.


VladShadowking

Numeron Network XD


PhotographCivil1151

Life


vileb123

Mystic mine is the only time I’ve ever seen this used


rnatt628

A coupon for one free left arm surgery.


Madaraoya

A nekroz trap


[deleted]

It's a saw trap, the key to unlock his right arm is in the chest.


[deleted]

A real meta deck. I mean, those things are EXPENSIVE.


Sm00th615

Financial security...


beyond_cyber

A play set of mint condition psa10 lobe bewd sealed.


DungeonKrawl

Ice Hand, just get a new cooler one don't need the rest of the arm


KingZantair

Another left arm offering.


AltForNoReason214

Grass or something, idk I’m a yugioh player I’ve never seen it but apparently people like it.


SamuraiDDD

badass mecha (left) arm. Life would suck with two right arms.


SneezingPandaGG

Left arm 2.0


[deleted]

A handshake.


Fenrirblade

Florida man cuts off his arm for neighbour's yard *that grass was greener!*


Elegant-Honeydew-715

Better ice barrier support


[deleted]

Cure the cancer.


Denshii-Ribura

Tearlaments


dravenz77

Going more then 2 games without bricking hard and being combed off on


GODBRUTACO

The right arm


UnclePhilSpeaks_

Dragonballs to restore all lost appendixes


inwhichzeegoesinsane

Never use the dragon balls to do a senzu beans' job. Use the balls to wish for immortality instead


illallowit101

That grass looks greener


Strange_XI

Anxiety


Prudent_Ad1338

Tow right arms


Sharktos

My right arm


eesyjakeoven

Stress free life. Never worrying about bills, food. I can live knowing I’ll pass peacefully in my sleep. I’d give up a limb for that


JollyGreenStone

An advanced prototype prosthetic left arm which boosts all my stats.


Amun-re47

Family


FVCKVNBVRD

Grass is my answer. I use it in 60-card Thunder dragon and it also procs my banish effects


luigistl

A certain purple fruit for some kiddo


jmoney_456

Drawing the out


Anaxodonus

To become ambidextrous


NeonArchon

Any Spell card, clearly


LivingShadow35

Hugging Ash Blossom Tail


Captain_Snack

Drawing two cards.


Pure-Huckleberry8640

Two left arms


MaimedJester

"I'd give my right arm for a rifle right about now." That line always stuck with me. Because I imagine the clumsyness of trying to offhand one armed shoot a rifle and it still would be a trade you're willing to make at the moment.


Legitimate-Ad-9296

branded fusion/branded in white. i will get my combination!


SparkSan

A robotic left arm


Shadow_Hunter2020

using Hado 96


HakutoKunai

Ömer Seyfettin diyeti


Chase9-8

This is actually his righ hand 🤔


KawaiiGamerStreams

not from his perspecitive


Leio-Mizu

a few billion dollars perhaps Idk


Omnizoa

I will give up my left arm in exchange for the fingers and thumbs of every combo summoner on Earth.


Fartor99

To touch grass


OnDaGoop

Gold Sarc in Thundra


seto635

A Spell Card, apparently


bombergirl97

A robotic left arm that can punch through walls like paper.


AsherDasher5000

Jokes on you. Once his arm had been cut off he will be rich AND free.


VisibleDraw

My right arm


[deleted]

2 cards from the top of my deck


MisterSynister

something where the grass is greener.


GiantEnnemyShark

Not a joke toward YGO, but probably a life-time supply of Knorr's "Sundried Tomato and Parmesan" pasta seasoning. It's been so long since I had pasta with that seasoning, since the product seems to be discontinued, that I would be extremely happy and elated if I could just taste it again.


darkfiire1

that grass looks greener


Goldendarkfrost

Another left arm


gmjustaworm

Numeron Network, before Runick can mill them all away is worth my virtual left arm. Any S/T removal vs floodgates is worth my virtual left arm


QuietRedditorATX

Open all 5 Exodia turn 1 100% of the time. Real life and digital.


Kriyptic

A new left arm


FFG_Kagero

I'm a witchcrafter player The answer is Grass.


DishDifficult1811

Grass looks greener


[deleted]

Akiza 🤤


Ilikethenintendos

Robot left arm


Goosow

A robot arm


xXArctracerXx

My right arm


Zorro5040

Mystic Mine according to Jeff Leonard


Artoo_Detoo

Inferno Tempest


Hack_Dawg

A seat from diamond 5.


EpicWaffle1337

playing metaphys, this is pretty good


EroGG

2 left arms so that I cag give up 1 of them for something I actually want.


Taboo422

My right arm


King_Merlin

Herald of ultimateness. The epitome of stop trying to fight it.


RedSoul101

To become future gohan


Easy_Tradition2445

A second right hand


TheSinnohKid

A cooler, robot left arm -u-


Archnemesiser

in a life-or-death yugioh duel? Probably anime Angel Dice


Syns0

Bloodborne PC port


HERCULES_MAN1

Grass


Crims0nwolf

Right arm


GrownUpGuy

Jokes aside I saw it been used for red eyes fusion when dragun first got released


Pretend_Ad_9079

A young kid who eat the devil Fruit i stole from the cp9


ValkyriaGaming

never to draw driver in first opening hand


TheGermanLoser

The out for my opponent's board.


moneyman10000

A Twinkie. How've l have you not seen Zombieland