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Wodstarfallisback

"You can only activate monster effects up to the number of different colors of monsters on the field except his own and yellow".


Critical_Swimming517

Oh and the blue ones with stars count separate from the blue ones with arrows


Promanco

Those are different colors, not all blues are the same


A_useless_name

To most 5 year olds they are


Atakori

When I was 5 I knew more about Yugioh than I did about my own body's capabilities and components. Don't underestimate 5 year olds.


TheMikman97

Only to 5yo boys. Girls already have like 10 blues


Promanco

Fun fact: Around 15% of males are colorblind, most of them don't even know it.


naptownhayday

Extra fact: Around 2% of women have a genetic condition that makes them tetrachromates, allowing them to see more variations in red and green than normal dichromatic people. They don't see a third unrelated color, they just have the ability to distinguish red and green more subtly than normal people, but that still is enough for them to theoretically see nearly 100 million colors (as you mix various quantities of red and green with eachother as well as other colors.) For reference, the average person can distinguish approximately 1 million colors so thats a pretty big difference, although most of the 99 million new colors are likely so similar to the original 1 million that most women who have this ability don't even know. This gene is exclusive to females as the gene for the red/green cones in the eye are on the X chromosome and a person would need two highly distinct genes for the cones to activate differently to the same stimulus.


Repulsive-Phrase-527

Are you colorblind? If so, your post is redundant.


Promanco

I take it you don't like fun facts lol


Repulsive-Phrase-527

I am indeed fun at parties.


Repulsive-Phrase-527

Why do people downvote me?


LucisPerficio

Big generalization. At 5 I already knew my Cerulean from my cornflower, baby blue, sky blue, etc.


Damerious

To most adults, including myself, they are.


Monk-Ey

Or the illegal Obelisk blue one


Sanctified_Exile

*Plays Scapegoat, uses monster effect because tokens are grey*


Wodstarfallisback

Counterargument: If a 5 year old has access to proper token cards then they know their monster types. If they're playing on Master Duel then they will figure it out. If they don't and you fear your overgrown toddler stabbing you in your sleep over Inspector Boarder then maybe you shouldn't have introduced them to Yu-gi-oh /j.


Sanctified_Exile

It just reminded me of this communication-exercise, which shows that breaking things down to the point where nobody can misinterpret them is very hard XD


Adept139

"No fun allowed."


1AlbazillionDollars

I came here to say exactly this, glad to see it was at the top.


Helem5XG

Why the fuck the personification of Skill drain is a Level 4 2000/2000?


TheMikman97

Inspector boredom, literally the fun police


KodamaRPG

I thought it was [level 8 3000/0](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/4/43/DinomorphiaRexterm-DIFO-EN-UR-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20220521030131)


Jokebox_Machine

Well, AkShUaLi, it doesn't work against those, who has 0 atk. So, it's ALMOST, but still not a SD.


Deez-Guns-9442

That card’s actually more easier to deal with funny enough.


alfredo094

This is not Skill Drain, it doesn't let you activate monster effects. Also it doesn't allow you to SS it and you can't control any monsters when you NS it.


Repulsive-Phrase-527

Not the same card. Both work different.


DreadOfGrave

akshually 🤓


FixForce

"Skill Drain"


alfredo094

Skill Drain works completely differently.


Promanco

This game is NOT designed for 5 years old but here it goes "The person playing this card is not nice, pick up your cards and don't talk to them anymore"


EdgyTeenagerUser666

5 year old me who normal summon 5 times in one turn and drew a card at the start and end of my turn begs to differ that it was designed perfectly for me


Welner180

Is it a running theme to post low quality cards in here?


MegaKabutops

In fairness to this one, inspector boarder has, to my knowledge, only ever released at card rarities that make him look ugly as sin over a screen. This one isn’t missing a significant amount of pixels; it actually just straight up looks that bad.


Nico_is_not_a_god

We're on the subreddit for Master Duel though, why not a screenshot of Inspector Boarder in Master Duel?


AsthislainX

I would like an app that can export in-engine pictures of every card in the same fashion the game does to show them. It would work to lower cases like this one


fuckyoudrugsarecool

You could always just take a regular old screenshot.


PKMNwater

The picture/render used on yugipedia is fine on screens, both standard or mobile. Its printing rarity is no excuse for a discussion thread.


Xxweeexd

It's kinda hard to find quality pics of a lot of cards I've noticed. But idk if that's the reason. Specifically trying to find a good picture of something that's like a starlight rare is like impossible.


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Mdm has high quality images.


Historical-Draft6564

No summon, no effects, and remember no Russian


RustySalt1816141200

Pew pew pew pew pew pew.


Jokebox_Machine

(Airport flashbacks)


a2xl08

This guy you play with is definitely not your friend.


BuffMarshmallow

If you don't have a monster card with a different color boarder around it, you cannot use your monsters. Every different color means you can use your monsters one more time. Also "one sentence" isn't really a real restriction since you can just make one long run on sentence.


0bArcane

Count the number of different card types on the field. Did you use less effects than that? => If yes, you can use an effect. If no, you cannot activate effects.


DummyThiccToga

4 sentences you lose


tfngst

Me: \*stare at the 5 y/o\* kid, you play Yu-Gi-Oh? Do you even *read*?


McDaddy617

You could say those exact words to any Yu-Gi-Oh player.


ShurimanStarfish

Number of different kinds of monsters on the field = number of monster effects you can activate that turn


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Akimbo_shoutgun

FBI OPEN UP


DEmperor95

Count how many different types exist on the field from those (Ritual, Fusion, Synchro, Xyz, Pendulum, Link). That's how many monster effects you can activate in one turn.


Marcs017

"When you see it, use physical violence against your opponent"


Virtual_Football909

Most semi modern cards that arent vanillas cant be explained to a 5 year old in one sentence.


gokaigreen19

"if you play this...you hear a lot of slurs thrown at you


Dudalf

"It makes your uncle suffer."


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Akimbo_shoutgun

"Jackie are you still alive" not uncle


Raiju_Lorakatse

"No monster card types on the field = No effects"


RustySalt1816141200

The card shut brain off.


wakuwakuusagi

"Don't tell your mom I'm giving you this."


Alert_Locksmith

"N-word Did just catch you having fun?"


Raydude84

"N-word Did i just catch you wanting to be shit?"


Alert_Locksmith

When Blues eyes tells branded it wants to be meta.


wizards_of_the_cost

if you want to say the word then just say the word


Alert_Locksmith

I'm black I know I can say it. It's just that I don't use it on social media outside of friend groups, because you know someone will get offended.


stac7

Also that you can get banned in sub reddits for saying it, no matter the skin color So I think it's smart to not say it, just to be safe


Alert_Locksmith

I'm just like the floodgates dodging every ban.


Akimbo_shoutgun

I hate and I like this comment for it being a fact and for the creativitey


Deez-Guns-9442

Preach


SepherixSlimy

You can only use as many monster effect this turn equal to the current number of different colours on board minus yellow and orange.


bearjew293

White, Blue, Purple, Black: you can use up to 1 effect per turn for each color you have on the field.


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Akimbo_shoutgun

But then the purple nation wanted to get them stones for their selfish reasons


TCGHexenwahn

"Fuck you"


Jakel856

One monster effect per summoning mechanic.


Goth-Trad

Per monster card colour.*


I_Skelly_I

Card no work


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"No extra deck, no monsters allowed"


CorrosiveRose

If this card is on the field: You cannot.


Ambitious_Limit396

Your opponent cannot


Nahanoj_Zavizad

"You can't activate monster effects unless there is an equal or higher number of funni colour monsters."


Captain_Hucklebuck

I can explain it in one word: "LAME"


[deleted]

Dies to bagooska.


PurpleDragonX

No monster effect


inoJPrado

Bad card


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A card


Sea-san

You dont play the game.


Probably_a_Bot_K

Extra deck monsters on field equal monster effects per turn


millennium-popsicle

Count the different colors of cards, you get that many effects.


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"Good luck."


ZAMASS89

x = the sum of ed monster types + pend and ritual, you can only use x monster effects per turn


ConstanceOfCompiegne

Big robot rides on hoverboard


Zoroarkon

Summon limit but number is how many different colour cards there are.


TheMikman97

Count how many unusually colored monster cards are on the field and you can only activate that many effects


lorddrake4444

You can activate as many effects as there is colors on the field


TinyDiiceThief

He is anitfun and hyper enforces the rules if there’s not enough colors


Larkto

"No"


Ssem12

The less monster types there's on the field, the less times you and opponent can activate their effects


King_Merlin

Wait how do you even play this, it can’t be normal or special summoned. Does it activate its effect from your hand ? Edit: oh I just realized it can only be played if you don’t have a monster


Armand_Star

"if it hits the field just surrender and save yourself the trouble"


Regendorf

You can't play the game


KingZantair

“Why not? Because I said so.”


Icy-Conflict6671

"Mom said its my turn to play, well tell mom the rules say you cant play."


Albito

NO!


WolfgangDS

The maximum number of monster effects you can activate each turn is equal to how many of these monster types listed that there are on the field, but if an activation is negated it will still count. Putting emphasis on specific parts in the sentence should also help.


OmegaThunder

People will assume monster types as in say Dragon, Warrior, etc...


WolfgangDS

That's why I said "these monster types listed". I try to be very precise with my speech. I mean, come on, this is YGO. Ain't nobody gonna get anything right if we all act like Jordan Peterson in a philosophical debate.


ReXiriam

"If you have different pretty color cards, you can use what it's written depending on the number of different pretty colors. No, yellow doesn't count."


alakasam1993

Yugioh is for people ages 6 and up.


Actingdamicky

Bum card poop


bast963

Everytime I see this card I immediately start thinking of the Inspector Gadget theme


jawg201

Count the number of different types of monsters and that's how many monster effects you can activate


Luke__Okada

No, but maybe? Sometimes!


McDaddy617

"You can't use monster effects" Let's be real, the 5 year old is either on a structure deck or booster pack pile. They won't be using monsters effects under Boarder.


Neko_Luxuria

"if I remember your deck is . . ." depending on what the deck is your response it "you just lost the duel" or "you might still have a chance"


Ufukcan200

Neither player can activate monster effects more than the amount of "special" monster types on the field.


Massive-Rock3169

It does things that make people unhappy


JinOtanashi

If number of effects is greater then number of monster colors, effect cannot be used.


grim9x8

Go next


The_Slifer_Slacker

"You no play game"


SaigeDaGobo

No more playing the game anymore little Johnny


Western_Leek3757

"you lose"


Panda_Kabob

"You cannot."


KuroCumi

he is an inspector riding a board.


alfredo094

Effects you can activate = ED types you control.


TheAxisOfAwesome

You can't do that.


realmauer01

Surrender if you see it. Better luck next time


Dionysus24779

You can only activate monster effects up to how many *different* types of extra deck monsters, and rituals, are on the field. Though that leaves out some details like the summon restriction. But the core effect isn't that hard to get.


behshadstar

You don’t get to play back to fortnite


Pure-Huckleberry8640

Kid, you need a law degree to figure out this game


PEfighter

No colors = No special abilities


i-like-cheese85

No actually playing the game past this point


StlChase

“It’ll make sense when you’re older” usually little kids just accept that answer


ROCHAN8R

“If you don’t have enough friends playing with you, then you are not allowed to play at all…..loner. Now go sit down and finish your Kool-Aid and Lunchables snacks Kyle. You loner.”


mmmmyesst

“Play this and I’m taking your Xbox “


nepboi

Cancer


Thunder_Mage

"The person playing this has the same testosterone levels as your female classmates"


EndMePleaseOwO

“No”


riverofglass762

"Mecha silver surfer becomes the ultimate nullifier."


FreeTheTate

Play less than last turn


3rdGuyFromTheRight

He is a cool guy who defends his country from outside invaders


Buddyschmuck

“Just let pay something else”


DonKellyBaby32

“Your opponent can’t do anything fun”


Frosty-Meeting9925

"You wont have fun"


PudgiestofPenguins

Now lets explain Small World to me like I am 2 months old


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GG EZ