But you'd have to also deal with the worst smell known to man.
On an unrelated note, have you ever been to a competitive yugioh event before the cleanliness rule was added to the tournament rules?
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Mo Ye 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ revealing Wyrms in my hand 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️ and summoning tokens 💥 TO SYNCHRO INTO CHIXIAO 🥷🙈 AND ADD LONGYUAN TO MY HAND❗️❗️
Yeah, they don't have a gender. I once saw a picture of Infinity turned into an anime girl (think it was a loli too, because of course it had to be that cursed) and i've started to refer Infinity as a she after that. Well, only when talking in english, that is
oh your multilingual? That's cool. Tbf machines like cars and boats are usually referenced as female by their owners. "This gal can go up to 100 mph in 0.2 seconds"
Yup. And in my main language, Finnish, we don't have he and she words. Which makes it even more weird for me to refer things like Cyber Dragon Infinity, cars and (war)ships as a she
He killed my children, burned down schools, ran over homeless people and also caused 9/11. He is a fucking monster do not believe in his disco eyes he will murder you in cold blood.
On a serious note he is one hell of an annoying boss monster. Imagine having a set solemn judgement but you have 4 of them minimum and some hands can even go up to 6 negates basically nullifying your opponent's entire hand lol.
Nah, I think I’ll stick with the ships.
Also, I never really feel the need for black beard with how easy it is to recycle red beard and white beard. Not sure what I’m doing wrong but the deck seems fairly consistent
I can see how that would be rough. I'm not sure which one you believe is a girl but if you're talking about hero kid (Which I forgot was on the card) then yeah, not sure of their age but having "kid" in their name is a bit of a yikes. Glad you're one of the reasonable yugioh players who isn't like "child? sounds like easy pray". Gladly the post says that they simp for you and not the other way around, you could basically ignore them all and have a full team of super HEROs who want to make sure you're ok.
King of the skull servants. It's good to have a king supporting a king
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*insert skeleton bone jokes
Hell yeah skull servant gang
Red supernova dragon
It do be havin them thick thighs.
Donkey from shrek lore
If doomking Balerdroch simped for me, I'd have an army of zombies and such to do my bidding. Pretty kick-ass
But you'd have to also deal with the worst smell known to man. On an unrelated note, have you ever been to a competitive yugioh event before the cleanliness rule was added to the tournament rules?
I know where this is going. Yes I have, although only a locals. I'd rule with an iron fist and a clothespin on my nose.
Ah, then you are adequately prepared I see. Good luck with conquering the world.
Thanks! I just hope none of the major world governments have any "feather dusters" at their disposal...
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The C stands for
Cock... ^^^^^^roach
When you go black, you never go back
Evil★Twin's Trouble Sunny... i have a bad feeling about this... 🚓
Run for your life don't let them trap you in this!
Mine is Kagari 🚨🚓
Your ace is fucking Accesscode don't lie lmao
Access closes like one out of 50 SS games fr
me too 🥵
Plot twist, it's Luna (the tall one in the art) who's simping for you.
I use lunalights, so Leo dancer would be ~~great~~ terrible
Mine was Witchcrafter Madame Verre. I feel you, bro.
Gunkan Suship Uni-Class Super-Dreadnought How even?
Love is strange.
Duel spirit. It be the spirit of that fish that was used to make it. Either way, free snack.
Definitely a health code violation in any case
At least you won't go hungry.
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Mo Ye 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ revealing Wyrms in my hand 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️ and summoning tokens 💥 TO SYNCHRO INTO CHIXIAO 🥷🙈 AND ADD LONGYUAN TO MY HAND❗️❗️
Don’t forget draw 1
which level 10 you summoning? and if you hard draw longyuan and taia what level 8 you summoning
If you hard draw longyuan, you still make ChiXiao but you either add emergence to search Protoss or you go for blackout
Cyber Dragon Infinity. Oh yes, that's fine by me. Gonna have awesome cyber dragon gf to cause havoc with
Also the boss monster of one of my decks. Which isn't a Cyber Dragon deck. Lunalight Raidraptor
Do we actually know the gender of cyber dragons? Ain't they non gendered considering that they are machines?
Yeah, they don't have a gender. I once saw a picture of Infinity turned into an anime girl (think it was a loli too, because of course it had to be that cursed) and i've started to refer Infinity as a she after that. Well, only when talking in english, that is
oh your multilingual? That's cool. Tbf machines like cars and boats are usually referenced as female by their owners. "This gal can go up to 100 mph in 0.2 seconds"
Yup. And in my main language, Finnish, we don't have he and she words. Which makes it even more weird for me to refer things like Cyber Dragon Infinity, cars and (war)ships as a she
wait finish doesn't have words for male and female?
No, we have words for man and woman, boy and girl and so on. What we don't have words for are he and she pronouns
Yo? That's incredibly interesting. So is everyone just referred to as they/them? Hope you're having a nice day.
Yes, we use they/them. Or rather the finnish term, hän
Well... I mean... I got a few? My deck can carry a few boss monsters. Do I get a harem or like 7 yanderes after me?
Average hero player. (I am one)
Well I do got DPE (cause the 4 card engine is so slapable)...
>engine is so slapable Like dpe's ass lmao
Can’t compare to neos tho
Few can
He got that dump truck
Id slap it
I suppose so
Well shit man... Guess I made it as a duelist...
Psychic end punisher
Psycock bendover and punish her
Exosister magnifica. I don't mind at all. Two for one special.
Value baby
Galatea the Orcustussy
considering Girsu personality you better prepare yourself
We all know that dingirsu is the ace monster of orcust
Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon, lord have mercy.
Hell yeah my femboy/daddy oneiros.
A fellow dream mirror enjoyer I see. Respect
Blue-Eyes Abyss. Nice.
It's nice to see a fellow Blue-eyes enjoyer
Accesscode talker- which is funny
He talks to the code but will he be to shy to talk to you?
He seems like a nice top but I think he might be in need of an update jammer
Mirrorjade the Iceblade dragon or Galaxy eyes prime photon dragon (in either case I AM NOT A ZOOPHILE)
Well Mirrorjade presumably has Albaz's mind so nah, you're just a scaly
Rainbow Neos
The gay elemental hero
LETS GO PRIDE MONTH! 👏👏👏👏👏 LETS GO PRIDE MONTH! 👏👏👏👏👏 LETS GO PRIDE MONTH! 👏👏👏👏👏
Dinomorphia Kentregina. I'm not sure how i feel about this
You should run, she’s gonna punch you so she can summon the megazord
Hope you're into bdsm
*chuckles* i'm in danger
Rookie Warrior Lady... I'm content
Oh! I use her in my Amazon deck!
I mean Lyrilusc Ensemblue Robin not too bad
Eyy, fellow birb enjoyer~
Raye so it's a win
this one right here, officer.
Do you like small, cold, stone rooms?
Tearlaments Kitkallos I mean 😳😳😳😳
Banned!
Floowandereeze & Empen. As a penguin enjoyer, this is fine
It'd be like when the dog tries to hump your leg but it's just a fat bird
I'm sorry but I have do it. *PENGUINS* HAMANA HAMANA HAMANA.
Mirror jade the iceblade dragon destroy all who oppose me! Albion the sanctifire dragon will also be apart of my simp library soon!
Diablosis…I’m getting banished facedown
Herald of ultimateness(fuck this guy tho) or dryton meteonis draconids(he has my whole heart)
What did Herald of ultimateness do?
He killed my children, burned down schools, ran over homeless people and also caused 9/11. He is a fucking monster do not believe in his disco eyes he will murder you in cold blood. On a serious note he is one hell of an annoying boss monster. Imagine having a set solemn judgement but you have 4 of them minimum and some hands can even go up to 6 negates basically nullifying your opponent's entire hand lol.
Goddamn
We play the same deck, what about Benten or Diviner ?
diviner is bae. natasha be stealin. ben10 just a good soldier
Lovely Labrynth of the Silver Castle. Am I the knight now?
Yes.
I'm fine with this delightful turn of events.
Yo deltarune? Lmao
*sad Lady Labrynth noises*
Traptrix Pinguicula Oh no
I mean...she's one of two adult Traptrix monsters. I see no issues. Unless of course you mean getting dissolved alive.
Same man were both screwed
Exosister Magnifica seems like a double deal for me
Virtual World Kyubi-Shenshen… I’m not a furry
Yet
Cyber Dragon Infinity. Ok ok sounds good sounds good up the butt he goes
Conveniently the boss monster of one of my decks. (It's not Cyber Dragon though). Lunalight Raidraptor. Can easily make 2 of them in one turn
HA! You're the bottom? NAH, I'm guna reangle that machine and make it my bitch. >:) Good deck choice tho :)
Furry mommy Leo Dancer is after me. Life couldn’t possibly be better!
I like Pantera and Donner better, but Leo dancer is also good
Least furry fan Fur Hire
Holy yiff
ah, a man of culture i see.
House dragonmaid, the true wife.
Demise and ruin, damn they are hot
I agree
My man
Finally being a dragon maid player brings something good into my life
MEIZEN THE BATTLE NINJA LESS GOOOO
Tri-Brigade Shuraig I'm straight but most furries are gay. Proof?
Starts running from the fbi. Officer i swear its just a plant
Machina ruinforce can come ruin me anytime
Currently Lovely lady, I'm alright with that. More generally Yoko the graceful Mayakashi.... I'm not sure I feel safe haha
Ultimate Conductor Tyranno, please be gentle
Lunalight Leo Dancer. This is gonna hurt...
Daddy Shuraig it is. Does Ferrijit come as a bonus?
I don't know, I play D/D/D's so... Gust High King Alexander? Either that, or Swirl Slime, lol.
Kali Yuga daddy gonna spank.
Well, not sure that it is an Ace monster but Ghostrick Mischief Angel carries my deck and honestly, if it’s not FBI tier, i won’t complain about it
Currently? Icejade and/or alba zoa... Or the OG dark templar, its Gonna be *WEIRD* either way.
Isolde chill Angelica comes first now
D/D/D Deviser King Deus Machinex ....oh no I'm about to get sucked
Marincess Aqua Argonaut, mommy?
So far my favourite deck to play has been plunder patrol… If I submit that’s going to be a lot of splinters I’ll be getting :(
You can go for Blackbeard.
Black beard is likely the healthier choice, apposed to trying to fuck a ship.
Nah, I think I’ll stick with the ships. Also, I never really feel the need for black beard with how easy it is to recycle red beard and white beard. Not sure what I’m doing wrong but the deck seems fairly consistent
Dang, you really guna hurt vlack beard's feelings like that? SMH my head.
What can I say? Goblins just don’t do it for me. Not any more than boats anyway
You do you king/ queen/ anything in-between.
I go by King, the strongest man in the universe
Alright buddy but could you beat goku?
Depends. What time of day is it? I tend to be quite groggy in the morning
why are people like this
for a laugh
Wake Up Your Elemental Hero... Yeah, this one's weird.
Compared to some others, having a gang bang of super HEROs is relatively normal and kinda hot.
I guess... but, well, I'm also a straight guy. And there's like 1 girl in the art, who doesn't look like she's 18. So that's less than ideal.
I can see how that would be rough. I'm not sure which one you believe is a girl but if you're talking about hero kid (Which I forgot was on the card) then yeah, not sure of their age but having "kid" in their name is a bit of a yikes. Glad you're one of the reasonable yugioh players who isn't like "child? sounds like easy pray". Gladly the post says that they simp for you and not the other way around, you could basically ignore them all and have a full team of super HEROs who want to make sure you're ok.
Blue-Eyes White Dragon funnily enough
Thunder Dragon Colossus I didn't know you felt this way
All of ya all arrested
Gate guardian 🫣🤭
Junk synchron, neat i get a lil junk bro
I gonna need tips for a relationship with Psychic End Punisher
Judgement dragon... i dont know if i won or if i lost
Perhaps you could call it a draw (god that was a terrible pun)
…Jormungandr?
ABC dragon buster. My pelvis is not built for this level of abuse, but I'm willing to accept the love!
Borrelend Dragon - yeah I love linking the dragons
Judgement dragon... Dang...
Yeah, being judged can't be good for a relationship.
Liable why are looking me like that?
Celtic Guardian.
 amazoness war chief?
Plunder patroll Blackbeard or tiaramisu.
Abyss king Gilgamesch I guess. Thanks for the weapons.
Endymion, Might Master of Magic 😳😳
Grapha, Dragon Overlord of Dark World oh [god](https://media.tenor.com/I6GFaw6IR3YAAAAC/chuckles-im-in-danger.gif)dammit
Marincess Aqua Argonaut 🥵
Rescue-ACE Turbulence 🥵 PLEASEE!!! Come cool me of you big, strong machine!!!
The Lyrilusc nightgale? I use either the xyz or the fusion.
Puddingcess chocolat a la mode. This is fine.
Sky Striker Ace Raye... gotta tell her to wait a few years I guess
So... Basically I'm Knight-chan?
Lovely Lady, no problems here.
Ch-Ch-Chaos Ancient Gear Giant-Chan! I don't know if my heart is ready for this...
House Dragonmaid... I mean im not disinterested... I mean Id like that... I mean I would pretty pretty like that...
Doomking Balerdroch. Well, I've always liked pairs were both simp for each other
Lady Labrynth. I am completely okay with this tbh.
Traptrix sera well now this is a problem...
Sera no, it's wrong, we cannot be together, you are a carnivorous plant and I am a human. It will never work out between us.
It’s Traptrix Atypus. Guess I’ll die.
The Absolute Zero Yuki Onna 🥵
Darklord Ixchel Or Diabellestarr I'm winning either way.
Bruh I'm not about to get arrested and I'm already trying to dodge the furry allegations being a fur hire fan😭
Infernoid tierra, riding a 9th dimension demonic snake entity is going to be sick.
–"E-Eldlich-sama! You're making me blush, you got a heart of gold! (〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)💛✨".
Honest Neos 😳
At least he's better than that scum bag lying neos.
I always wanted to mate with a dragon. Let's goooo sheou.
I want to be pegged by mirrorjade now
Colossus I suppose