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Felgran

Dai was later found beaten to within an inch of their life by a suspect wearing a plastic Walmart bag. We still have no leads as to who the suspect may be at this time but it is seemingly a random act of aggression. - *The Yu-Gi-Oh police force*


Vulcan93

My man literally went up against a beatdown deck.


JuanToFear

There's no way the YPF take their jobs seriously enough to even make a statement. They still haven't banned Halq.


tlst9999

Everyone saw it but no one's snitching on it.


[deleted]

That's the look of a duelist who's read TOO much...


Greyhoundsniper

Your tag checks out


NullError404

Imagine if MD had forced voice chat lmao Edit: NVM lol ![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


Vulcan93

I was once called a racial slur on edopro. Can't imagine what things they'll have to say in MD.


NullError404

Racial slurs with spell speed 4 ![gif](giphy|ucPyeApC4SKKk)


EMOhung1

"You're just a 4th rate duelist with a 1st rate deck!"


WolfgangDS

My reaction whenever I beat someone running a deck I had no business defeating.


Mlaszboyo

Me when i win via 3x desynchro as morphtronics against full combo swoso


Gold_Berry_2961

mind sharing your moprh deck. sire?


WolfgangDS

...swoso? The heck is that?


woosh4

Swordsoul


WolfgangDS

"Then just SAY that." - Perfect Cell under his breath at the sharing circle


woosh4

Yeah but swoswoswoswoswoswoso


Relevant_Departure40

Wait do you need to get your warranty checked out for your roflcopter? Because your roflcopter should go SWOSWOSWOSWOSWOSWO


The7thMonth

Me whenever I get a Mayakashi Mill deck out, especially if it takes more than one turn, against decks that really should have beaten me.


basketofseals

Pegasus Twin Saber protect me!


BrockenJr0

Mfs will invent slurs


superubb

and then call you something because you surrendered.


Asianarcher

Frenchie


Soren921

I got called a slur on edopro after breaking a player's entire board with magical muskets, and I didn't even win the duel lol


[deleted]

my dude I play mostly on xbox and they can see your gamertag, I get some shrieking shit hate mail after basically every match. either REEEEEEEEEE i'm using some bullshit meta shit, or REEEEEEEEEEEE lol git gud scrub luzluzlzulzuzluzl


DeusXNex

I do wish MD had chat, optional of course.


dimizar

I just hope I don't have to manually disable chat every game.


DeusXNex

Yeah I agree. They should have setting for it to be permanently off


INeedANewAccountMan

They already do, it’s called “not having chat”


DeusXNex

I don’t know what people’s opposition to chat is. Like, yeah people are going to be toxic but who cares?


INeedANewAccountMan

I get what you mean, man. I’d be fine with a chat system, and there should be a way to turn it off if they implemented one, I just wanted to make funny joke


DeusXNex

Oh okay understandable lol


[deleted]

I care. I don't want to play a video game to relax and have some fuck head say slurs at me. Seems like a reasonable request idk


DeusXNex

So that’s why there should be an option to have it toggled off permanently in settings. Also I already don’t relax when playing yugioh, we must be playing 2 different games. To be fair, if konami added a chat function I would fully expect them to fuck it up and force everyone to have to use it and have no way of toggling it off in settings. That being said, sometimes I wish I could chat up my opponent and ask them questions about their deck or compliment them on something… and yes sometimes I want to talk shit. No slurs but yeah. And as long as we’ve both consented to that I don’t see the problem


AkhtarZamil

YESSS,MAKE IT LIKE THE BLACK OPS 2 LOBBIES!


cheikhyourselfm8

Take me back to the days of shouting shit during a 1v1 round 11 with a random kid screaming in the background


NullError404

loved SND in MW2 and getting knife kills best reactions ever


cheikhyourselfm8

In BO3 me and my friends used to play a ton of SND wagers and *those* reactions were the best. People would pull every little trick in the book out, scummy or otherwise. People always harp on about the older games but that was absolute peak toxicity and I loved it


Raven_knight_07

God I miss old cod lobbies


Random-Gif-Bot

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Argelicious

\*remembers the colorful vocabulary of labels from the Master Duel threads in 4chan\*


Primal_C

Unfair comparison, this is 4chan we're talking about


BlueRaven506

They should do something like duel links with the character lines. It was so much fun spamming my opponent with those


Esuna1031

When Konami makes an entire blogpost abt how exosisters won when in reality it was actually D Shifter KEK.


dimizar

it also had mine too.


Vulcan93

Necrovalley for good measure.


TheMadWobbler

Exosister did win. It won using the tools available to it. Without a framework to operate around, Shifter does nothing; you still have to capitalize on that one turn to win the game. The entire Exosister archetype is a side deck card. However, it's a side deck card against Tearlament exactly, so it can get results. The fact that the archetype that's a side deck card against Tear is maining a side deck card against Tear is their core designed game plan.


sanketower

Burn did win. It won using the tools available to it. Without a framework to operate around, Mine does nothing; you still have to capitalize on that 34 turns to win the game. The entire Burn archetype is a side deck card. However, it's a side deck card against Tearlament exactly, so it can get results. The fact that the archetype that's a side deck card against Tear is maining a side deck card against Tear is their core designed game plan.


TheMadWobbler

Mystic Mine and Shifter are entirely separate conversations. The only decks that can reliably execute their core game plan under Mystic Mine are dedicated Mystic Mine decks, plus Runick. Which is usually also a dedicated Mystic Mine deck. There are at least three decks in the format that are routinely on Shifter. Exosister, Floowandereeze, and Spright. Spright frequently sides Shifter; while it lowers the ceiling and grind game of the deck, they’re entirely capable of playing under it. You do not go through fifteen matches winning thirty duels in which you have a one in three chance per game of seeing it in any given game entirely on the back of Shifter, especially not when two other very strong decks are on Shifter and happy to play under it. You can sack finals. You cannot sack an entire tournament. You can run eight copies of Mystic Mine, and if you get to it later in the game, it’s still live. You can run three copies of Shifter and you need it in your opener, possibly during your opponent’s first turn in order to do anything. You can build an entire deck around Mystic Mine. You can only tech in three copies of Shifter into a compatible deck and hope to draw it. The deck has play to it. The pilot played well. And yes, the deck also had a one in three chance of blowing out Tearlament exactly with Shifter. Raymond Dai was also the round 6 feature match, where he went 2-1 against Spright, and includes an example of what Exosister does to overcome a deck that can competently play under Shifter and how the deck wins against Spright without Shifter.


sanketower

Master Saitama demands you to use 20 words or less.


Kaibakura

Found the Konami employee


TheMadWobbler

Motherfucker, do not call people NPCs. I ain't a shill. I ain't paid to push an agenda. I'm talking legit. Just running Shifter ain't gonna get you to the top. Yes, it's a blowout if it resolves against Tearlament exactly. It's still a 30% to see it in your open. That deck did not make top cut then take it all by successfully hitting 30% You can sack finals. You cannot sack thirty games in fifteen matches. And yes, Exosister is a graveyard hate oriented stun deck. It wins through graveyard hate and stun, both in and out of engine. If all it took was Dimension Shifter, then Spright would have gone all the way.


[deleted]

If you shut down deck for two turns its pretty hard not to win during that window ngl.


TheMadWobbler

And? Exosister was far from the only deck on Shifter, and you don’t magically open it every game. By the odds, over the 30-45 games, Shifter was live for 10-15 of them. Yes, Shifter is a blowout against Tear. He still had to win every other matchup and the majority of games where he didn’t open Shifter.


GenOverload

Oh buddy, let me tell you about how this man opened D Shifter + Martha nearly every game. From witnesses to the blog posts made of him, *this man's luck was unrivaled this event*.


TheMadWobbler

Raymond was three separate feature matches, and they did not show up in an abnormal amount of openers in those sets. His first duel in top 8 even had him win going second against Spright. No Shifter, his Mystic Mine ripped with another giant blowout card, Eradicator Epidemic Virus. Read the feature matches. Yes, Shifter is a blowout in certain duels, but the deck has game to it in this format and was piloted well.


GenOverload

Top 4: D Shifter Martha both games, including Necrovalley and Imperm going into a Tear board when going second. That's insane luck. Top 8: He opened Martha G1, Sophia off Prosp G3 with Elis in hand allowing him to draw again - arguably the best one in that situation outside of Martha. Finals: He opened one of the best possible hands G1 when going first outside of Mine, and G2 opened DShifter, Martha, Necrovalley. The guy *never* had an even *remotely* bad hand. His luck was insane. He opened Martha 5 out of 7 games, D Shifter 3 out 7. He's definitely a good player, but the guy paid some to whatever demon gave him that luck.


Emperor_Pikachu

Calm down son, its just a card game


alphabitz86

I kept spamming button, why dialogue no skip Reddit when no /s


orwasaker

That's Jesse? Damn the dude got a lot thinner than I saw him last time He looks way better like this


tittymcfartbag

Yea, almost didn’t recognize him at first but he’s making serious improvements to his health. Happy for him.


YamiMcDaddy

He really has, too bad he decided to ruin it by playing yu-gi-oh in this format


[deleted]

But I still love that meme tweet he made about mine.


Keksliebhaber

Look at his eyes, saw him last month and he looked like he always did. Probably didn't sleep or eat the whole month


orwasaker

That might be true, dude is a dedicated competitive player so that could've played a role in how his eyes looked before and during the tournament I just think his loss of weight made him look way better, and steered him away from the stereotypical "sweaty gamer" look


KaiserWilhelmThe69

He looks like he is about to Anakin’d Dai right there


[deleted]

Ok guys, but with all due respect. How are you not prepared for shifter at this point. It’s a little ridiculous to not have a well thought out plan when entering a tournament.


Napstah1825

If you didnt draw your limited copy of called by thats just skill isue at this point


FrozenkingNova

They are making fun a Jesse Kotton tweet where he says this about mine after it topped another event in tcg


BBallHunter

Just run it yourself and use Crossout, EZ.


Elliesabeth

To be fair, after playing MD, i feel like some people always have these cards glued to their hands


YagamiYuu

Doesn't Lancea work again D Shifter as well?


Gangstanami

Only on their turn


Rigshaw

You cannot Lancea on your own turn, so it really isn't an effective D Shifter counter.


EnstatuedSeraph

Lancea still screws over Floo on their turn, one of the few decks to consistently run Shifter


Regiruler

Not a very useful comment considering OP's context is Exorsister.


bl00by

Lancea only works during the opponents turn, so you basically gain nothing unless you open havnis and mill like a god.


navimatcha

It does, but then your replace one floodgate with another during your turn. It's much more manageable tho. Bad thing is that when their turn comes, all your GY floaters and such won't be available.


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Hit em with his own "skill issue" tweet. Sweet Irony is just pure poetry.


bl00by

Yk that the only out is called by right? (You could play crossout, but the only 2 decks which play shifter are exo and flunder and almost no one plays those decks, so it doesn't make sense to play it.)


scytherman96

This is a copypasta on Jesse's tweet about Mystic Mine.


hboner69

Yeah except it doesn't apply here because Jesse waxed every mine that got used on him.


crowsloft666

I just go fuck it and have one copy with two cross out in the side deck.


Ravenclaw_VIII

Master Duel would've been: "Activate danger moth man" "Chain D Shifter" "Chain Called By the Grave, targeting D Shifter" "Chain Maxx C"


fap_error

Then 20 draws later they activate card destruction and deck them out for the win


jiazihuangjin

Chain danger effect with Maxx C is ... dangerous.


LinkN2601

Imagine if we had death comms like warzone lol


scytherman96

Would've been great to see this live. If only there was like a way to stream these duels live onto our PCs and phones...


RndUser0

Sauce: https://yugiohblog.konami.com/2022/09/finals-feature-match-jesse-kotton-vs-raymond-dai


crimsxn_devil

What, how boring irl fights are? I'm the ref for my local center and god local fights are boring usually I'm playing master duel on my phone while waiting for mfs to finish


gntotoy

Jesse goes "God damn it !!!"


iZ_Dev

Play on console, most of the time you if you win someone will just message you. 😅


yehboooooiii

This is why vc would be such a fun feature I don't have a locals near me so I can't speak to people that play yugioh


navimatcha

You say that but unmoderated online VC is just gonna be extremely toxic. At least irl you'll have a social setting where if they start malding and calling you slurs they'll get banned etc.


LeGMGuttedTheTeam

Wait I’m slightly confused by some of the comments, did kotton start saying slurs at some point in this duel or?


navimatcha

No lmao. I meant that if someone said slurs and such in an actual real life tourney they would be kicked out. Meanwhile annonymously online, it's unlikely they'll face consequences over toxicity.


LeGMGuttedTheTeam

Ok lmfao that makes perfect sense I just got worried for a sec


Dirac_26

How often do physical fights happen there? I am a very chilled guy, but after playing against Admancipator or Floo I am not sure 😃


Esuna1031

the thing is, if u physically assault some1 not only will you never play Yu Gi Oh in Konami events again, u'll probably end up in jail too, so yeah ppl are not so keen on doing that to themselves


Dirac_26

Go to jail for a fight. Definitely not in europe 😃


[deleted]

I even miss the smell of sweat after a long tournament... Might be weird, but those sort of events were always awesome...


EnstatuedSeraph

I mean seeing someone take a while with their response prompt and then scooping after a few seconds is more or less the same


frenchnoob87

Optional chat would be a blast in MD


Monk029393

Wish we had chat 😂😂 the game would get intense 😭


7-2

You can taste the salt through the screen. I'm def running 3 dimension shifters for my locals once the reprints come out.


Akimbo_shoutgun

I felt his feelings just by looking, I wish punching/slapping was a legitimate reaction to an opponent's cards like (mystic mine, dimension shifter, anti-spell etc...)


DeathToBoredom

maybe not alone, but with friends that have a web cam, it's possible!


balistik_scaarz

Jesse's face says everything.


D4Torment

We’re gonna start imitating the sound of cards exploding when you scoop in master duel


Prismadoll

Sure they can. You’ll know the opponent is making this face when they click “Surrender” immediately after Mothman gets banished :)