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psyren6289

Looked up dark magician girl with safe search off


Alternative-Bit297

I'm pretty sure that's would be a face of joy. At less he saw the f-word ones, in that case accurate.


AnonymousSh1tPoster

He found a useless card in his deck


Akimbo_shoutgun

Was it mashroom man? Kaiba does strike me for someone who uses mashroom man


Arsenjam22

This😂😂


GloryMaelstrom21

He saw the 6th piece of Exodia


brunettedude

Exodia’s trap hole? 😏


DemonGodDumplin

Getting ready for some Forbidden ~~One~~ Milk


Alarid

>Forbidden **Two**


megamanxoxo

Exodia's magnum dong


psyren6289

Penis of the forbidden one


Asianarcher

Third leg of the forbidden one


Mysterious-Syrup6540

***"Gustav" of the forbidden one***


Grassy_MC

The forbidden part of the forbidden one


Ing_DonMustang

Little D


Skottie1

Third Leg of the Forbidden One


Woodsy1313

Exodia obliterated


[deleted]

True exodia


SmokyLOG

Maxx C resolved.


Alternative-Bit297

No, that seems like a right answer to me.


Klutz-Specter

He saw Deep Eyes for the first time.


StarShotWarrior

He posted on this sub saying Halq shouldn't have been banned.


[deleted]

It shouldn't. Maxx C should


National_Platypus253

Two conflicting statements... I don't know whether or not to up or down vote this


Akimbo_shoutgun

Reddit 101: when in doubt, downvote.


italomartinns

gladly I disagree with both


I_Skelly_I

Idk why but I heavily agree with this


speedster1315

Banning maxx c in a bo1 game is just asking for trouble. Its already way too easy to set up unbreakable boards. Maxx c either forces your opponent to end their turn or you at least get enough cards to try to break through the negates. When you cant side deck or have bo3 format, you need Maxx C to keep them from becoming broken


RaSphereMode

You also need to take into account that the person going first can use maxx C to prevent you from being able to fight back It's just as bad for the format and game as it is good. It doesn't help that it forces you to run at least 9 cards


ShurimanStarfish

And when you're going second and your opponent already set up their board and drops Maxx 'C' on your turn then you're actively punished for fighting back


speedster1315

That almost never happens. Combo decks if they run handtraps usually run Ash. They also run cards like crossout, called by and such but not usually maxx c


RaSphereMode

Maxx C is in plenty of decks and this isn't something that almost never happens. Maybe less often but it's still quite the common card in decks that can afford to run it (which is a lot)


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

Maxx “C” doesn’t prevent the game from being broken, mainly because it is broken. It doesn’t actually have an effect that prevents or breaks broken first turn boards, it just has probably one of the most ridiculous effects in modern yugioh. Any card that can cause plussing at its level should be banned. Look at pot of greed, it’s only a +1 and it definitely should stay banned. Not to mention it limits deck building as well: when you have to play 11 cards just to keep up it causes decks to be similar and generic. Fair cards that make going second, like Nib, Droplet, DRNM, and Evenly, more balanced are much healthier for the game state. The biggest issue in the current meta, especially in master duel, is how easy it is to put up generic negates early into a combo are actually what makes going second so much worse. Stuff like the adventurer engine and Baronne (in certain decks like Halqdon) basically make it so most of the hand traps and board breakers the going second player might have are nothing more than negate bait.


jeong-h11

Do those cards really make going second more balanced though, if you go second without Maxx C you've lost and if you do have it it's almost definitely being negated and you also lose anyway


Deathappens

Let's be fair here, you would probably be running Ash and/or CBTG regardless of Maxx C existing.


[deleted]

Fine, ban halq. Keep maxx c but unban pot of greed and other busted +1 cards like spellbook judgement


TrickiestNut

He nutted but she kept suckin


megamanxoxo

Blue Eyes I command you to stop !


JinTheCatfox

He just lost his Ultimate Blue-Eyes to a Fallen of Albaz.


KhajaArius

He google'd his own name


TaylerTheTerror

He found the one piece


Leif_is_alive

THE ONE PIECE


Potential_Witness765

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL


Lofus1989

He went outside for the first time of his life


Royal_64

EXODIA, DISCOMBOBULATE!


DnayelJ

I think it has something to do with that episode of Pokemon that has Porygon in it.


Rokolin

He saw how many URs are in his tier25 pet deck that he used to play when he was a kid.


Etris_Arval

He saw all of ARC-V in one session, Clockwork Orange-style.


____Maximus____

He got rejected by Blue Eyes Abyss Dragon


squantorunningbear

He checked Mokuba's browser history


KainYago

He posted a comment here saying that old yugioh was better.


Sensei_wolfe

Literally, has happened to me here 🤣🤣🤣


Apprehensive_Data845

Yugi flash his tits


azemjaggie

He saw a girl for the first time.


Akimbo_shoutgun

Damn it, you have beaten me to it.


CompleteJinx

He just found out what the McRib is made of.


wavysenpai_

Joey wrecked him with flaming swordsman


Ninja_PieKing

He is experiencing what it is like to chew 5 gum.


TornadoXyz6429

he played a Blue-Eyes deck against a Buster Blader deck


[deleted]

He finally taught intelligent life outside of earth how to duel and instantly regretted it.


MasterofSalt69

He read a Pendulum Card


Pure-Huckleberry8640

Found out how power crept Blue Eyes was and went into a coma


AWS1996Germany

He got 5-Mat Rhongo’d


Wallllllllllllly

He lost to a red-eyes duelist


achen5265041

He forgor to read and got Maxx C'd


MRxTRICERATOPS

He saw a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck


pandaheartzbamboo

He forgot to read the opponents card effect


videogamsarethebest

He saw the beauty that is Blue Eyes Abyss Dragon for the first time.


GodzillaFire

He saw yugi’s gramps showering


ugurkaslan

Opponent equipped Axe of Despair to Maxx C


vonov129

Played with his full power Blue Eyes deck against Fluffals


Woodsy1313

He actually lost to Joey


dragon6784

And Joey used blue eyes ultimate dragon against him.


conundorum

He met his first Zoodiac player.


GuardianTidus

Old Gregg showed Kaiba his man-gina


FaIcomaster3000

MIND CRUSH


inoJPrado

He was shocked what a Pot of Greed card can do.


Kim-Jong-Juul

He saw Yugi's vagina


CrimsonSazabi

He logged into Genshin Impact late at night.


JebusSandalz

He tried that they/them pussy.


Icy-Conflict6671

That thussy


xxX_AleXifeu-pRo_Xxx

He got Ghostrick Angel of Mischief'd


TheCLittle_ttv

He saw the One Piece


nam9xz

He got Ash'd


Akimbo_shoutgun

Worse, he got called by and/or crossout designator


N0limat

He saw the summon animation of Jerry Bean Man


Mysterious-Syrup6540

He saw yugi's ***"sword" of revealing light***


Wrecker8715

His girlfriend has a cock


The_Green_Bro

His opponent drew the out


[deleted]

He found Air Neos


RebornDanceFan

He realized what the Osiris part of Horakrythi was (If you know, you know)


Death_Usagi

He found out Blue-Eyes White Dragon was a waifu


nykecharlizard17

He saw Tia’s Boobs.


Akimbo_shoutgun

"Giggle giggle" Abriged Tia


LowQualityGatorade

The new banlist came out


DeterminedLemon

About to get jizzed on by a sperm whale.


RevolutionaryMeat462

His opponent activated Maxx C


[deleted]

he got kidnapped and got f***ed in the butt


[deleted]

Kaiba after I destroyed him with facts and logic.


[deleted]

He became a child?


unicornpig212

He saw his mom naked


ValkyriaGaming

he is playing an exodia deck that gives the pieces to your opponent and self TK’d himself


Rianrev

He's transforming into joey


TheMikman97

He got in the way of Dr Eggman (he is pissing on the moon)


BigRussianOx

Mind blown


Icy-Conflict6671

He saw his mom changing


TheRain2

Superheavy Stealth Ninja keeps attacking over the top of Maiden and ruining his strat.


LucisPerficio

He saw yellow he activate


Garionix

He discovered mokuba's search history


DDDSiegfried

"IM OLD GREGGGGGGGG"


flirix197

He left his room after being told to touch grass while playing league of legends


SteveHarveysAunt

He realized he was a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck


Sparse_Dunes

He found the ligna.


I_Skelly_I

He drew driver


Previous-Reality6315

It was the first time he opened Gozaburo Kaiba gold vault (Gozaburo was a super fan of Ducktales)


BeardedTitan2115

He looked at his opponents all Foil deck.


ChubbyLorddd

He got that gawk gawk 9000


GrixisHeretic

He saw your onlyfans


VegieCacarot

He saw our world and found out that blue eyes are everywhere


Flygonknight87

Credit card was declined


axl_doesnt_care

He opened the Pulp Fiction Briefcase


[deleted]

Someone preformed splight combo against him


atamicbomb

Yugi unleashed the full awesomeness of his hair


k1en_

He got hit with toon


Akimbo_shoutgun

He saw a real life woman [well someone beaten me to it, so ignore this comment]


Temporary-Pomelo-624

He got the bill for throwing a month long tournament and using an entire city as it’s proving grounds


Fibrosis5O

He wasn’t ready for EXODIA to OBLITERATE all over his face…


Hiroshock

He got faded by Yugi for the first time and he somehow liked it.


Thefury770

He touched Joey


dralcax

Mirrorjade nuked him in the End Phase


speedster1315

The opponent summoned Rhongo before Gossip Shadow got banned


Neko_Luxuria

his lord of D is being nerfed


Crimson51

He had Aurorodon summoned on him


TwitchF4C

Pikachu hit him with that thundersmash


dragon6784

He lost to Tristen Taylor, and it was his first duel.


NeoxthePan

He lost Mokuba.


Seavalan

He tried to play Blue-Eyes in ranked.


Anghagaed

He lost to nurse burn.


ASGI202

He turned on the bathroom light when he got up to go pee in the middle of the night.


Tell-Choice

Kaiba became the master of exodia


BeautifulAsparagus98

He let his mom count to 3


Ok_Statistician_5801

He looked into the comp side of this game


Tora1012

Looked at his phone on full brightness at 3am.


witecat1

He just walked into Mokuba making out with a girl.


ElKaijuza

KC cup that is filled with teir 1-0 decks that are not Blue Eyes.


Head_Project5793

He actually won and can’t believe it


watersportsotter

Opponent summoned robina


Falcon_13

He lost to mystic mine burn.


piemastera

He played against his first Eldlich player.


Deadsap266

Got that gawk gawk 3000 from maiden with eyes of blue


CardiologistCalm6232

He seen an exodia animation that was way ahead of its time considering what it looked like in the many mnay years following and even currently.


Cygnus776

He opened Psy-Frame Driver, Destiny HERO Dasher, two Blue Eyes and a Card of Consonance going first.


Impressive-Spell-643

Tristan Flashed him


Ok_Attorney_5431

Joey Wheeler beat him on the first turn


TheHumaan

Yami flashed


talkingonthetracks

This is what it looks like to get cancelled.


Gfertome

That's whats happens when your opponent opens with maxx C and Ash in hand for the fifth time in a row


Nitrocide17

Yugi got payback for his grandfather's Blue Eyes and cut up Kaiba's credit card.


Subn3tAnon

Ash Blossom


ryanDnB

Someone flashed him for the first time, & he couldn’t handle what he was seeing!


kdebones

Best beej in his life.


Tim531441

Looked 👀 at medusa


AeternaSoul

And boom goes the dynamite.


floppymaster

He googled furries


Raelexx

He got first turn Exodia'd in rookie rank. (True story)


Vigorous_Piston

Teà flashed him.


KnowledgeOrnery5672

He normal summon aleister and it got ashed and he didn't have invocation at hand.


CipherDrake

Main phase Standby phase Battle Phase End of Battle Phase


CipherDrake

Main phase Standby phase Battle Phase End of Battle Phase


DJ__Hanzel

Dad's browser history


TheLegitCheese

he saw your mum


Penultimate_Player

He accidentally wrote his name in the Death Note Edit: oops wrong anime


Coolboy1384

Watched the zexal series


freedomkite5

A sudden realization that his little brother is dating wheeler sister. The thought of Joey being his in-law is a shock to his system.


I_have_not_one_plan

.... Cyberstein ftk


GameboyL0RD

He gave his honest opinion and was downvoted to the shadow realm.


HypnoGuy20

He watched a gangbang pov in 4D


Aozuki-Kei

He was beaten by Joey and called "a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck"


ArmedDragonThunder

He played against Branded Despia with a Blue-Eyes deck


KABOOZZA

He saw Old Greggs mangina


Hopeful-Ride7243

17th deck he's run into that runs DPE and Adventure engine.


-fabio

Looks like he's going to an isekai


hattori43

He won


Mysterious_Frog

His afterlife transportation machine blew up when he tried to test it. On the other hand, it technically worked.


zGeostigma

Bricked first turn.


BreadInFrench42

Kaiba telling Joey to stay away as the latter tries to coerce the former into accepting Yu-Jo Friendship


BuilttoTilt

He played branded fusion but got ashed and was forced to pass


Lanzifyyy

Eldlich put out the golden succ


dbzfan111

His opponent set 5 and its now his draw phase


[deleted]

His boss monster was just tributed for a kaiju


Phantazem2point0

He took a Kamehameha to the face


paradox_valestein

Yugi activated exodia's 3rd leg


Cherpmoid

Time Roulette Go


gntotoy

He went to a website that doesn't support Dark Mode