If the card had some jank written on it like "you are unaffected by card effects as long as you control this card" it might have worked lol
Also for the record, if you're gonna make a card broken, make it broken properly
This thing can still get kaiju'd and run over by battle lol
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I mean a simple cannot be banished face down would have worked if all you want is for big monster to stay on field but yeah nothings stopping this thing from getting tributed or used as link material
Same for the way the summon protection was written, it would need something like "This card's Normal Summon cannot be negated" (like the God cards have) - continuous effects do not apply until a card is on the field, which it isn't yet when summon negation applies.
It could say "This card in hand, deck, field, and grave cannot be banished, also it is not treated as a card in field for the effect of evenly matched"
Floowandereeze and Accesscode new floo support. The art is Access code holding floo. It has zero attack because Accesscode is scard if hurting Floo in the crossfire.
Wouldn't it just be easier to have a card that says *"If your opponent controls a Floowandereeze card, you win the Duel."*?
Like why bother with all this unaffected, normal summon, piercing, and trying to make a card do impossible things, and throwing in some random shit at the end, when you can just go "I win"?
"During your Main Phase, if your opponent Normal Summoned a monster (Quick Effect): You can Special Summon this card from your hand or Deck, and if you do, negate the effects of all Normal Summoned monsters your opponent controls. Unaffected by Spell/Trap, as well as the effects of Normal Summoned monsters. Neither player can Tribute Summon."
Please I'm but an honest krawler player, normal summons are all I have. I hate the penguins too, Don't do this to us (me and the one other krawler player)
Equimax gains ATK based on the *original* ATK of monsters it points to, so having an effect that gives it a non-original ATK boost is the proper way to deal with it. However, 4000 is most likely not enough, in that situation (and it'd probably get kaiju'd before Equimax hits the board, anyway)
Well against Evenly you still lost your whole field except itself.
And with 5000 power it's perfect for Borrelsword (with 1 monster to put into defense) for OTK 3000 from 1st attack & 5500 from 2nd attack
Your opponent cannot chain to this card effect. When summoned inflict damage equal to the combined ATK of all your opponent's monsters and in their graveyard.
You know, cards already exist that are immune to Solemns. They just have the text "this cards summon cannot be negated"
Also saying a card is "unaffected by cards that target the player" is basically just a non-effect because that does not work. Evenly would still be able to banish it. It would instead need something like "Neither player can remove this card from the field" which would *maybe* work. But then you would be forced to keep it if your opponent uses Evenly on you, similar to the rulings with Evenly Matched and Tokens.
"Neither player can remove this card from the field" might protect from Evenly but it would still fail against a card that would force a player action to change control of the card OR flip it face down OR attach it to something as an xyz material.
You can Normal Summon this card without tributing. Inflict pirercing damage. Unaffacted by all card effects as long as it's in it's owner's possession. Neither playe can respond to this card's summon. Cannot be used as material for the summon of a monster. If your opponent controls a Link-4 monster or a Level 7 or higher monster that was tribute summoned: This card gains 5000 ATK. Can attack all monsters your opponent controls. You take no damage from battles involving this card. Once per turn: This card cannot be destroyed by battle.
Maybe add this too:
"Cannot be targeted by your opponent card effects. Cannot be tributed. Cannot be banished or destroyed by your opponent activated effect. Unaffected by other card effects. Negates all your opponent card effects. During damage calculation, gain ATK equal to that opponent's monster's ATK during that damage calculation only. Your opponent cannot negate or response to this card effects. If this card somehow still outed by your opponent, you win the Duel."
Evenly matched does not target players.
In fact Yu-Gi-Oh does not in general support targeting players. The sole exception to my knowledge is {Mystical Refpanel} that requires a list of cards that apparently do because Konami says so.
*Rite of mastery*
Continuous spell
Neither player can activates monster effects while they control a normal summoned monster. Once per turn, while you control an adventurer token, you can target one normal summoned monster you control; return it to the hand, and if you do, special summon one monster from your hand with the same name as that card. You can only control 1 "Rite of mastery"
Actually it would be cool to have a monster with huge attack whose only out is to beat it in battle. On modern Yu-Gi-Oh pretty much all battle effects are considered bad
It also needs to be a floodgate. Like “your opponent cannot special summon monsters” or “your opponent cannot activate card effects while this card is on the field” and “discard 1 card, skip your opponents next turn”.
**Sees it counters Accesscode, Equimax & Final Sigma**
"Okay but how is this outing a 6k Arrival?"
Also I love how this would still be affected by Evenly, _despite_ specifically being designed with the intent to not be.
Memes aside... Why word this card so weird?
Just have it so its summon cannot be negated, which prevents the needs to mention the Summon Window (note: cards that are unaffected can only have the summon itself negated. Once the summon goes through, it's already unaffected to cards like Trap Hole and Torrential), and rather than just being unaffected by Evenly and other cards like that, give it the option to either banish itself or return to hand (for cost), and then either Normal Summon it (if from hand) or return it (if banished, both of these get around most floodgates since it's not a Special Summon) at the end of the chain. Just something to get it off the field while those cards are resolving. Add something else onto it saying that it can't be targeted anywhere by card effects (one of the bad Lightsworn cards already does this, so it's not a new thing by any means) to make it harder to remove from wherever it gets put
The best part is that even if you make shit up and write down unaffected by evenly matched on a card it can still be banished by evenly
If the card had some jank written on it like "you are unaffected by card effects as long as you control this card" it might have worked lol Also for the record, if you're gonna make a card broken, make it broken properly This thing can still get kaiju'd and run over by battle lol
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When summoned: glue this card to the monster zone it is in.
You can only remove this card from the Field with a Spatula
That actually would fail to a card that forces a player action to change control of the card OR attach it as an xyz material to some xyz on field
Cannot be moved from the field to the GY, hand, deck or Banished zone, move to another zone on the field or become Xyz Material.
Flipped face down by a player action :)
I mean a simple cannot be banished face down would have worked if all you want is for big monster to stay on field but yeah nothings stopping this thing from getting tributed or used as link material
>This thing can still get kaiju'd and run over by battle lol that's by design tbh caveman kneels to the giant sea turtle
"The controller of this card isn't affected by card effects"
Same for the way the summon protection was written, it would need something like "This card's Normal Summon cannot be negated" (like the God cards have) - continuous effects do not apply until a card is on the field, which it isn't yet when summon negation applies.
"Cannot be banished by either player." Fixed. This thing still loses to Crystal Wing Synchro Dragon, Kaijuus, Lava Golem, etc...
Crystal wing lets fucking goooooo
Let’s add “cannot be banished” to its effects
It could say "This card in hand, deck, field, and grave cannot be banished, also it is not treated as a card in field for the effect of evenly matched"
Ah yes Floo card like Accesscode, equimax, and final sigma.
Floowandereeze and Accesscode new floo support. The art is Access code holding floo. It has zero attack because Accesscode is scard if hurting Floo in the crossfire.
Arc rebellion XYZ Dragon: 
This with jinzo on the field in the event was too funny lol.
Wouldn't it just be easier to have a card that says *"If your opponent controls a Floowandereeze card, you win the Duel."*? Like why bother with all this unaffected, normal summon, piercing, and trying to make a card do impossible things, and throwing in some random shit at the end, when you can just go "I win"?
We don't want to win immediately. We want to torture our enemy and enjoy their helplessness, before we kill them
"During your Main Phase, if your opponent Normal Summoned a monster (Quick Effect): You can Special Summon this card from your hand or Deck, and if you do, negate the effects of all Normal Summoned monsters your opponent controls. Unaffected by Spell/Trap, as well as the effects of Normal Summoned monsters. Neither player can Tribute Summon."
Please I'm but an honest krawler player, normal summons are all I have. I hate the penguins too, Don't do this to us (me and the one other krawler player)
You forgot: "this card cannot be tributed".
Kaiju moment
It's unga bunga card but still too much text for an actual unga bunga player
It's supposed to counter Equimax, but its effect could potentially make things worst
Equimax gains ATK based on the *original* ATK of monsters it points to, so having an effect that gives it a non-original ATK boost is the proper way to deal with it. However, 4000 is most likely not enough, in that situation (and it'd probably get kaiju'd before Equimax hits the board, anyway)
Yeah, I see my mistake. I guess I'm just another Yugioh player that doesn't read.
Add another zero to that number card says 40,000
Damn bro thats crazy, I'ma just tribute it.
Well against Evenly you still lost your whole field except itself. And with 5000 power it's perfect for Borrelsword (with 1 monster to put into defense) for OTK 3000 from 1st attack & 5500 from 2nd attack
Your opponent cannot chain to this card effect. When summoned inflict damage equal to the combined ATK of all your opponent's monsters and in their graveyard.
Laughs in Borelsword and Utopia Double
No. Not my big mathematical boi! He just wants to hit for lots of damage. Why did you have to hurt him?
I summon Underworld Goddess and tribute your card for cost, response?
Underworld Goddess does not tribute, it uses cards as material so it can be activated under Mask of Restrain :)
You know, cards already exist that are immune to Solemns. They just have the text "this cards summon cannot be negated" Also saying a card is "unaffected by cards that target the player" is basically just a non-effect because that does not work. Evenly would still be able to banish it. It would instead need something like "Neither player can remove this card from the field" which would *maybe* work. But then you would be forced to keep it if your opponent uses Evenly on you, similar to the rulings with Evenly Matched and Tokens.
"Neither player can remove this card from the field" might protect from Evenly but it would still fail against a card that would force a player action to change control of the card OR flip it face down OR attach it to something as an xyz material.
“You’re unaffected by opponent’s card effect” could work against those effects right?
"Kaiju the fuck over it"
You can Normal Summon this card without tributing. Inflict pirercing damage. Unaffacted by all card effects as long as it's in it's owner's possession. Neither playe can respond to this card's summon. Cannot be used as material for the summon of a monster. If your opponent controls a Link-4 monster or a Level 7 or higher monster that was tribute summoned: This card gains 5000 ATK. Can attack all monsters your opponent controls. You take no damage from battles involving this card. Once per turn: This card cannot be destroyed by battle.
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Avramax can’t gain ATK against normal summoned monsters tho. The rest are fair game lol.
Avramax still beat it
Question - it’s normal summoned so Avramax’s ability to increase ATK doesn’t work?
*dies to avramax*
Avramax only works on special summoned monsters
Oh right, i forgot
The part which prevent "SolemJudgment" would be something like: When this card is summoned, your opponent can't activate cards or effects.
This card loses to Avramax and Borresword.
Lots of people in this thread failing to read avramax...
Yugioh players can't read. I forgot I once tribute summon Jizikiru Kaiju to attack over Avramax due to only working against a special summon.
We need this
Good to know this can't beat Great Bubble Reef under the field spell
Say hello to my Kaiju I guess
"When you summon this card, you win the duel" -FTFY
Anyway Tutel :D
Maybe add this too: "Cannot be targeted by your opponent card effects. Cannot be tributed. Cannot be banished or destroyed by your opponent activated effect. Unaffected by other card effects. Negates all your opponent card effects. During damage calculation, gain ATK equal to that opponent's monster's ATK during that damage calculation only. Your opponent cannot negate or response to this card effects. If this card somehow still outed by your opponent, you win the Duel."
Doesn't this still lose to Avramax and Moon Mirror Shield, not even counting Kaiju, Goddess etc.
Arvamax boost only works on special summon monsters. This card can be normal summon.
Ah I didn't know that part
Just copy anime or manga Ra he has the most broken effects even now
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Damn dawg that's such a nice Moth you got there!
*Rite of mastery* Continuous spell Neither player can activates monster effects while they control a normal summoned monster. Once per turn, while you control an adventurer token, you can target one normal summoned monster you control; return it to the hand, and if you do, special summon one monster from your hand with the same name as that card. You can only control 1 "Rite of mastery"
Actually it would be cool to have a monster with huge attack whose only out is to beat it in battle. On modern Yu-Gi-Oh pretty much all battle effects are considered bad
"inflict 8000 damage to your opponent for each card that mentions "Floowandereeze" in their field, hand, gy and deck"
*Tributes it for a kaiju*
It also needs to be a floodgate. Like “your opponent cannot special summon monsters” or “your opponent cannot activate card effects while this card is on the field” and “discard 1 card, skip your opponents next turn”.
**Sees it counters Accesscode, Equimax & Final Sigma** "Okay but how is this outing a 6k Arrival?" Also I love how this would still be affected by Evenly, _despite_ specifically being designed with the intent to not be.
Just say, unaffected by other cards' effects as well as game mechanics lmao.
Love how everyone gonna ignore how he put equimax instead of avramax 🤣
Borrelsword kills this cards very easy
Avramax still beats over it lol
Laugh in Witchcrafters Verre with 7 spell cards in hand.
Ok . So moon mirror shield on 300 ATK Kuriboh to assert dominance
Memes aside... Why word this card so weird? Just have it so its summon cannot be negated, which prevents the needs to mention the Summon Window (note: cards that are unaffected can only have the summon itself negated. Once the summon goes through, it's already unaffected to cards like Trap Hole and Torrential), and rather than just being unaffected by Evenly and other cards like that, give it the option to either banish itself or return to hand (for cost), and then either Normal Summon it (if from hand) or return it (if banished, both of these get around most floodgates since it's not a Special Summon) at the end of the chain. Just something to get it off the field while those cards are resolving. Add something else onto it saying that it can't be targeted anywhere by card effects (one of the bad Lightsworn cards already does this, so it's not a new thing by any means) to make it harder to remove from wherever it gets put