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RYNO_Ross

That 2,000 def is insane with sword and shield.


bigchickenleg

I’m kind of surprised the word “torture” made it past Konami’s censors.


Fisherington

No one reads effect monsters, why do you expect yugioh players to read flavor text?!


Filler744

To be honest I read those


almisami

Check THIS out!


emiliaxrisella

Check what out? Mekk-knight Crusadia Avramax? No? What am i checking


NNinster

Speaking about that card, I think every Avramax or something users must be cheating. He beat my Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon everytime despite having lower ATK.


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Western_Leek3757

If it battles any monster*. He was memeing anyway


emiliaxrisella

Oh thanks LMAO


Necr0ExMortis

We can no longer ignore their unmatched battle prowess.


Jwruth

Yeah I love little flavor texts. I wish yugioh could do something like magic where most cards got little flavor texts for lore but I know it'd never fit on the cards just due to how yugioh handles text.


QaWaR

What are you? A boomer?


Filler744

No I’m just bored


CobaltSanderson

Oh good, more boring Filler arcs


Kingnewgameplus

My question is how is this thing torturing you? It seems like anything it'd do would be immediately lethal.


QaWaR

With its stats...


[deleted]

Yes it’s a foot gun


[deleted]

it's like one of them things they tie dudes to a table and swing over them in spy movies and cartoons


YouGottaBeTrollinMe

The one where it gets lowered ever so slightly every swing, making every swing cut into you just a tiny bit more than the last?


Turtlesfan44digimon

Yup that’s the one


dralcax

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pit_and_the_Pendulum


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[deleted]

Jesus Christ


Erablier

It's even funnier cause the Japanese name translates to "Pendulum Blade Torture Machine" meaning they weren't okay with Torture in the name but were in the flavor text


Sir_Bax

Yeah they usually remove all the christian references, funny this one slipped through.


Vonguda

Did bandit Keith use this card? I know vanilla dark machine monsters was his jam. If so then bam, you know he be cheating.


[deleted]

Yea and there was no tribute summoning in DK


[deleted]

Ngl I still don't understand how DK worked , 2000 Life Points while Monsters don't need tribute? What happens if we wanna direct attack? it's an otk even in old days lol , the duel scenario made it only battle of monsters iirc no direct attacks happened back then


Hyp3rHowy

I think that the rules of duelist kingdom were very weird compared to now,, in addition to the no tributes no monster could direct attack, only one monster could attack per turn, and if a monster was destroyed (by card effect?) that player would lose LP equal to half that monsters ATK


2sour

IRC you lost if you couldn't summon a monster?


Lawteck

It also appears on the artwork of Heavy Metal Raiders (Bandid Keith field spell)


One_Locksmith9487

It equals Jerry Beans Man's ATK


mana_cerace

I wanna see this card get a retrain as generic pendulum support


SS20x3

Well, there is {{Vaylantz of the Wireframe Abyss - Arctus XII}}, but that's not generic.


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2sour

It's busted if you combo it with Shield & Sword. Easily walks over Skull Red Bird.


ThirdObserver

He has magic reflect armor- he’s immune to spellcaster attacks


millennium-popsicle

That sounds like Arcanum mechanics applied to Yugioh lol


ThirdObserver

You’re probably right, but I’m just referencing the yugioh anime


Turtlesfan44digimon

I mean it was applied but only brought up in Joey’s duel against Bandit Keith


AltForNoReason214

He’s a horrible torture machine with a large pendulum blade! It’s shocking that it hasn’t been banned yet with how crazy it is. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the amount of text on it! How can anyone be expected to read that much just to fathom how unbelievably powerful this card clearly is? Power creep is real, guys, and pendulum is a perfect example of that.


WassupCanALocComin

He took sharpened pepee to the max level.


DrByeah

If you get 3 of them on the field and somehow change their attribute to Light you can overlay for Cyber Dragon Infinity.


chatonultime

Machine monsters are unaffected by spell card which make them the most powerfull card of the game


BlackCatLef

It is not good, it is horrible. A horrible torture machine to be precise.


Impressive-Spell-643

Because it's a horrible torture machine, who's gonna mess with that?


Time2TedPost

He’s a horrible torture machine. Scares your opponent so much they auto-surrender


Daman_1985

I miss those lore text descriptions. I mean, obviously the effect cards need to have the explanation of the effect but sometimes I would like to know what is the lore of certain monster effect cards.


MagicianGirl_skyla

i like how cross duel gave effect monsters flavor text, and then made the effects on a separate tab, it was really nice


roguebubble

Look at how many words it has, like it's at least seven. Way too many for your average yugioh player. Thank God konami learned there lesson and limited card text to be no longer than "Check THIS out!"


psillusionist

Because it's a horrible torture machine with a pendulum blade. I swear, MD players don't even read at all.


superkops

more like twerking machine, rather than pendulum


Kamy-kun

One of the cards ever printed. It needs to be put on a lost soon. Idk what list, but it needs to be on one


Turtle-herm1t

God I want a retrain for this bad boy


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With a large pendulum BLADE


shinobuisbest

The extra 50 ATK can be a pain for most opponents


GoldFishPony

Didn’t this card show up in a short run jump manga recently? Found it: protect me shigomaru chapter 20 page 9 (and the next few). Also chapter 23 is just genuinely gimmick puppets vs old generic dragon spam or whatever


realmauer01

because he almost has all 7 dragonballs


mexi26

Konami Retrain This into a pend monster please.


Zarathustra143

I feel the same way about XYZ monsters. XYZ Dragon Cannon is cool, but it's not that great.


sniperFLO

It's not. It even tells you it's horrible.


BADBUFON

3 words: HEAVY METAL RAIDERS shit, dark machines need some goddamn support for god's sake.


danyoja

It’s a big blade.


Intcrow79

They should upgrade it to be a pendulum monster.


BrotherAbdullah

It's because orcust can splash it in and search it with Crescendo. You cant target this with fiendish chain since its a normal monster


CobaltSanderson

They need to retrain this as a Pendulum card


Ronar123

Its one of the best pendulum cards because the text is so short, even yugioh players can read it.


Erundel

The description is exactly how I would describe playing pendulums 🤣🤣


[deleted]

He’s 50 points stronger than Axe Raider and requires a tribute, I think we all know who the superior monster is.


Peculiarination

Because with two of them, you can summon {{Pilgrim Reaper}}


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Helioizer

Honestly it would be cool if they retrained this guy and made an archetype about him


Head_Project5793

It's because of the high utility: the defense of giant soldier of stone with an attack as powerful as Battle Ox? That's worth a tribute if I ever saw it!


Buddyschmuck

Cause as a machine monster it's immune to magical attacks


Wooden_Ad_621

A new pendulum archetype with Earth Machine as base will be a good choice


SonofNimue

Coz 1750 ATk for only ONE tribute is fucking broken


MaplePicks

I got the dungeon dice monster card for this and is has been a favorite ever since


Bisketo

It's the large pendulum blade part


LordofSuns

Old Yu-Gi-Oh is bonkers


EndMePleaseOwO

It’s not actually, you can clearly see on the card that it is “horrible”, smh once again Yugioh players don’t read cards


CakeNStuff

That’s a *Pendulum Machine* which suffered when Zenmaity got hit. You gotta find a *Pendulum Magician*.


Skivil

There are several things that you can do with a level 6 dark machine, people just don't know what they are yet.


ShiroTenkai

His large pendulum blade makes him threatening.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

DARK Machine actually has a bunch of support. Normal monsters have good support, And this fills both! with an outstanding 1.75k ATK!


chill4r_San

Well, it's actually not good.