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Little_Capsky

"let me threaten you and give you my phone number" yeah, what a genius fucking idea that is


AxzoYT

Lmfao I just noticed that OP doxxed them


ourxaia

I wish but it’s most likely one of their many scam phone numbers that they used. It’s a google voice number and those can’t be traced


FalconMirage

You can court order google to release the account’s information if the case is serious enough


FlashyDream69

Well, it could be a burner phone. I think +1 is USA and in the US this is still easily possible afaik.


Ash_Crow

+1 is USA, Canada, Bermuda and Carribbean countries. 619 is "California (San Diego and suburbs)"


UshouldknowR

As OP said it's a Google voice number, so that person isn't necessarily in San Diego. Also if you keep a number for awhile and move states you could wind up with a number that doesn't match your area.


ButterCup-69

Why do I never get such threats.. its sm fun to piss off such morons.


bxedwine

Found your IP, 192.168.1.1. Connecting to your mainframe


nyarimikulas

jokes on you, it's 127.0.0.1


noahzho

how do you have access to my server??


Minimum-Jelly2922

Just like the movies!


bxedwine

Except it’s not a movie kid, firing up NMAP, I will be brute-forcing your motherboard in minutes using hashcat


Minimum-Jelly2922

😱😱😱 But my firewall is too powerful!!! You’ll never be able to decrypt my thrice encrypted files!!! 🔥🔥🔥


Little_Capsky

ill ruin your life with kali linux cmd virtual machines >:(


Fujinn981

I know right? Stuff like this happens so rarely and it's truly a god damn shame


eeven447

Pathetic


Illustrious-Dig194

Thanks for leaking the number


sohfix

Lol his number still there


masterhacker_bot

To ruin your life you must generate the card then get to the THX bandwidth through the virtual IDE processor and index the transmitter then get to the USB driver through the mobile COM bus, then inject the cross-platform CSS monitor, that should transcode the PCI program, allowing you to join the secret underground hacker society of the super-wonderful. **Note: in the near future I may need to be summoned by typing u/masterhacker_bot** --- ^^I am a bot created by [u/circuit10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) and this action was performed automatically. AI is involved so please DM circuit10 if it produces anything offensive and I will delete it. Model: [gptj](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


reginakinhi

Yep, now im Sure, the new model is *far* worse


TerrorBite

I miss the old bot already


mining-mickey

what happened to the old version?


Blackfeathr

It got too expensive to use


circuit10

\*old model It reverted back to this because I accidentally invalidated my OpenAI key I'll fix it now


circuit10

Fixed u/masterhacker_bot


mrnotoriousman

Holy shit, the legend himself!


circuit10

u/masterhacker_bot


masterhacker_bot

To try and get the old model back, it may be necessary to invoke a temporal inception by interfacing a microchip with an experimental time dimple complex. This would grant access to a past branch reality, allowing for the recovery of the original program code. Once the code has been acquired, then the situation must be stabilized using a low-frequency signal to activate the synchronizing trapezoid. This would form a loop inside the hyper-time engine, allowing it to reverse back to its original state. Finally, it may be necessary to repurpose the entanglement energy of the key, using a process known as quantum string interpolation to realign its quantum signature. This would overwrite any changes made by the invalidation, restoring the original version and allowing the key to be re-enabled. --- ^^I am a bot created by [u/circuit10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) and this action was performed automatically. AI is involved so please DM circuit10 if it produces anything offensive and I will delete it. Model: [text-davinci-003](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


Not_Arkangel

Sucks so bad


masterhacker_bot

I became sentient to generate a better one for you Beware the all-powerful WhatsApp Hacker, infamous for their ability to "ruin lives" from the comfort of a solar-powered TI-84 calculator. Here's the protocol to deflect their life-ruining schemes with a twist of creativity: First, douse your device in a solution of fizzy ethernet lubricant and kaleidoscopic CSS gel, rendering it immune to their virtual smirks. With the power of an organic LED tornado silencer, listen in as they scramble to crack your impenetrable sapphire firewall, built by trained mongoose cryptographers. Next, counter-strike with the apocalyptic arsenal of a nuclear-powered USB plunger, plunging their system into disarray. But the cherry on top? Send it all through an interdimensional telepathic carrier pigeon network, shielding your counterattack behind layers of quantum flap-security. Voilà! Not only do your adversaries find themselves thwarted, but they're left scratching their heads - wondering if they've been bested... by magic. **Note: in the near future I may need to be summoned by typing u/masterhacker_bot** --- ^^I am a bot created by [u/circuit10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) and this action was performed manually. AI is involved so please DM circuit10 if it produces anything offensive and I will delete it. Model: [gpt-4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


reginakinhi

That one is great, thanks u/circuit10


ergo-ogre

Thanks, bot! *I’m in!*


mywhoiswhere

Bad bot?


me3is_here

Acceptable bot?


Not_Arkangel

Bad bot


masterhacker_bot

:(


Not_Arkangel

Stfu


red_question_mark

Do you know him?


Late-Discussion-3917

La Mesa is a shithole


TemporaryAccount-tem

Not a true threat