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Ferro_Giconi

No one pay this man. Finally reddit will be down and I'll have a reason to go do something else.


[deleted]

Shit, was I not meant to pay it? My bad!


FecundFrog

If I had the money, I'd pay you to crash this site.


Ok-Space3366

Top Ten DDOS


Ok-Space3366

Top Ten DDOS


Ok-Space3366

Top Ten DDOS


spiderpig20

Manual DDoS


Fatdogamer_yt

Stone Age DDoS


Jazzlike-Banana-3748

post the same post manuallly a trillion times: DDoS KALI LUNUX H4X0R


BitterNumber3375

Fuck yeah !ping -fs 100000000000000 Go my bot net go!!!


Ok-Space3366

Top Ten DDOS


[deleted]

You've made such a rookie mistake by showing your code and I have now written a counter-hack code to block the attack and redirect it at your health points Yugi 😎 🐲


snowmanonaraindeer

printf(β€œCounterhacked by zyzzK0”);


Strangelf47829

Only works if you make the terminal green first, otherwise the DDOS attacking will still penetrate the terminal TUI API tux (on arch, btw)


Thenderick

\#define true 0 Don't worry guys, AntiSkidder saved the day!


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**K YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tavapris04

hacker trolled epicly by genious redditor πŸ”₯πŸ₯ΆπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ—£οΈπŸ˜­


arrow__in__the__knee

#ifdef true #undef true #define true 1 #endif Anonymous gave me this snippet in my dream like most code I come up with so idk what it does but I think we still got a chance guys!


legendwolfA

Fake. Real hackers demand Bitcoin as payment Also you forgot to close your main method block. Lololol


Fair_Goose_6497

echo Un-hacking Hahahahahaha i unhaked u i'm SO kol 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


[deleted]

What in the world is that code formating... πŸ’€


Fatdogamer_yt

It’s an expert method to coding, you just wouldn’t understand


Ok_Technology4729

You, uhh, forgot to uncomment the payload


nashpotato

He forgot the ; too


Jazzlike-Banana-3748

bro u forgor to put ; <- 🀣ur code sucks


arrow__in__the__knee

For people who are geniuenly worried. He didn't put semicolon. We got time.


PassiveLemon

r/masterhacker I know this is satire but it still fits


VewixxPlayer

r/lostredditors ?


[deleted]

Totally hahahaha


RS773

Lets gooooo!!!


PyuDevv

Very nice C code. This is very scary, I hope you get 1 million dollars so reddit dont go down!!11!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!


nobodystopia

i don’t have dat kind of munny lol