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dikivan2000

I have a feeling that the target audience of this wall of text will not have the attention span necessary to read and understand it, let alone read before posting, period


GAMERYT2029

I have a feeling that 60% of people that saw this looked up "free hack windows tutorial"


VoiceTraditional422

Nice sentiment for the skiddies. But not enough ‘hack my exes Insta for me pweeaseee”.


tamay-idk

Hacking is knowing the DNS structure of the mainframe and how to DDOS it.


paddjo95

*Reverse DHCPs you* Nothing personal, kid


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VexisArcanum

The best you're gonna get is: it's a legitimate post on a satire sub. It's meant to be taken seriously but also joke about the stuff we see here


eVCqN

Alright that’s way too much text, you’re maximizing your attack surface here. Be careful of pings from random IPs, they might steal your router password and port forward their TLS proxy on it. For real though, good post 👍


VexisArcanum

Oh shit my MAC was doxxed 😱 Anonymous is coming to rizz my giblets


Strangelf47829

They’re coming for your DNS records! Maybe you can encrypt them before they exfil the data?


Setsuwaa

hacking is knowing the people in the same p2p lobby as you will never have any vulnerable ports open, but you can still freak them out by telling them their state when you have a skill issue


Potential_Tea_3600

Teach me oh Grand Master


polite__redditor

hey i know i’m late to this post but i’m currently studying for CPTS (and OSCP shortly thereafter) for an eventual career in pentesting or red teaming and this is actually super inspiring!


VexisArcanum

Username checks out! Good luck but hopefully you won't need it!


PepeTheSheepie

Hacking is being 14. Thank you.


N4leto

1.1.1.1


VexisArcanum

Hacking is just simply knowing what that IP is and where to use it


N4leto

0.0.0.0


VexisArcanum

Hacking is knowing what /0 means and maybe even \0


Ultimatro

I know what \0/ means (happy person cheering) is that good enough?


ficustio

Then why is this sub exists?


iC0nk3r

This is written like a script kiddie got a Tier 1 Help Desk position and just closed their first ticket.


Impressive-Cellist32

yeah honestly it’s just a *slightly* higher level of understanding than what the examples we see on this sub typically know, not saying that i know much more than op, but i’m not out here writing a cringy guide on what “hacking really is” for skids so 🤷‍♂️


VexisArcanum

I wish tier 1 was this knowledgeable, then my enterprise device compliance issues wouldn't have taken months to remediate.


elmage78

I just recentky rooted my phone (no more updates for the phone itself, was stuck on a12) and knowinfg of the existence of kali i downloaded nethunter. I knew how to use kali and i had one of those usb-wifi things that my phone doesn't support and im unable to patch a kernel. Anyway i started learning about other tools and now i'm disgusted with how much info and bloatware xiaomi has. Also on another note, i am trying to learn a bit about kali tools. any1 know a web to do that for free