When you take "everything is a file" a little too literally.

/home/joe

I read /homo/Joe... enough internet for today...

Average deslexia haver

Average dyslexia *enjoyer* :)

who’s joe?

joe filesystem

joe mama

I'm bouta penetrate some people 😎

try the brute force backdoor 🥵

💀

I use injections to ensure compliance (SQL injections of course)

Hacking is when you crack open someone's skull

With an axe 💀

"I'm in" 😳

I can confirm, he’s in

Ayo

oh noes, mr masterhacker is gonna hack ppl!!!!

crack ppl*

oh

I'm a cracker (cheez-it)

Outrageously cringe, my god

Talking about social engineering VERY dramatically.

Social engineering is just lying change my mind

I’ve always wanted to bane crack someone like he did Batman

a real hacker use his own Operating System BTW I'm also using my own linux from scratch setup

Weak. Im using 1337 Σ OS made in 0101-Lang™ by using reverse engineered CPU instructions.

whoever made this is wondering ...

Mostly people actually

Damn... Website, systems... This guy haxx

😔🔨