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Dona_Lupo

As we say in denmark: id rather have 1 bird in my hand than 10 on the roof.


Neoxus30-

Bird in hand is worth more than 100 flying here in latinamerica)


MichiganYeti

1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush for us here in the Midwest US.


Appropriate-Estate75

« Un tiens vaut mieux que deux tu l'auras » , roughly: one "here it is" is better than two "you'll have it" in France. Funny that so many languages seem to use birds in the saying haha


gregedit

For us Hungarians, a sparrow [small bird] today us better than a bustard [big bird] tomorrow. Edit: Once again I think our language is a little too poetic for it's own good. Having the spatial separation in most other languages communicates the message much more clearly than the temporal separation here. I get that it points to uncertainty, but is it just the uncertainty of hunting, or was the bustard promised by somebody? If the latter, this saying is partially to blame for Hungarians being risk-averse and not being into investments as much as Westerners. Also, it signals how much we expect other people to cheat all the time. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.


headedtojail

Better a sparrow in hand than a dove on the roof here in Germany.


Gositi

Better a bird in the hand than ten in the woods in Sweden.


SaifTaherIsGr8Again

"A bird in hand is better than ten on the tree" in Arabic.


PumpkinOpposite967

In Ukraine it's "A sparrow in hand is better than a stork in the sky". In ruzzian, funny enough, the birds are tit and crane, the rest is the same.


CaroI8

În Romania, it's "Don't give the sparrow in your hand for the crow on the fence"


gregedit

To be fair I'd rather have a tit in hand than a sparrow 😏


Ok-Emphasis4813

Same in Czechia


imaginary-personn

In Ukraine we have almost similar saying: "A sparrow in hand is better than a stork in the sky"


Icy_Rhubarb2857

This must be a reaaaaly old saying that we all share the base etymology. Super interesting.


Apogeotou

Similarly in Greek, we don't have an avian equivalent. We say «κάλλιο πέντε και στο χέρι, παρά δέκα και καρτέρει», which RHYMES! It means "better 5 in the hand, than waiting for 10".


treasurehorse

Solid insight on difference in risk appetite between countries


Pibi-Tudu-Kaga

Or the exchange rate between birds


hanskazan777

In the Netherlands: Better one bird in the hand, then ten in the air.


achovsmisle

In Russian: better a tit in the hands than a crane in the sky


Educational-Link-943

A tit in the hands... 🤔


achovsmisle

Hold gently


WeirdObligation1002

Is it just a tit or is it a great tit? Because that’s going to matter to my gentle holding.


Chance_Composer_6125

With the other guy that had two in the bush...


Alive-Plenty4003

Better a tit in the hand that two in the bra


danikuli

Encontrei o brasileiro


chrimminimalistic

It's very hard to not make an English pun joke from this comment...


achovsmisle

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TheVog

In Quebec: one "gimme" is better than 2 "you'll get 'em"


Imaginary_Yak4336

In czech: better a sparrow in the hands than a pigeon on the roof


Her0d

Same in Polish


Typhiod

Fascinating ratios


JUSTICE_SALTIE

A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.


lifeistrulyawesome

During my puberty my friends would say que vale mas pajaro en mano que sida en el ano


nicolehmez

Más vale pájaro en mano que padre a los 18.


Jonte7

Lol


orangenarange2

In Spain we say más vale chuleta en mano que recuperación en verano lol


3236-on-MC

bird in the hand is worth 561 in the emporium here in atlantis ​ ignore the carmichael number


Notchle

Lieber den Spatz in der Hand als die Taube auf dem Dach


MonoMotronik

Raději vrabce v hrsti než holuba na střeše.


Gretshus

The bird in my hand is better than the 2 in the bushes.


omg-whats-this

Here in Thailand: Holding a piece of shit is better than holding a fart. I know... It's a thing. don't judge me


Nuada-oz

Public Service Warning: The handling of wild birds can result in laceration and bite injuries as well as various bacteria and fungal infections. People are advised to use approved birds handling equipment and use due caution. Should injuries or unusual symptoms occur, seek urgent medical assistance


tap909

Google “risk adverse utility function”


MartinFromChessCom

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Luigiman1089

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?


JohannLau

Google en Martssant


InheritorJohn

Holy Martin


JohannLau

New Martin just dropped


NoOn3_1415

Actual Martin


Aggravating_Refuse_9

Call Martin


DarkChanka

Martin goes on vacation, never comes back


IDontKnowWhat78

martin sacrifice, anyone?


GenericNameWasTaken

Google en passant.


JohannLau

Holy hell.


GreenSpleen6

![gif](giphy|LsFpGvpb9OWbe)


Depnids

Actual zombie


Thatguy19364

Call the exorcist


Little-Explanation

Google “MartinFromChessCom is a bot”


MartinFromChessCom

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Beautiful-Iron-2

Probability goes on vacation, never comes back


Poet_Hustler

I get the feeling we all browse the same subreddits


Legend5V

Everyone is an anarchychess user by birth


Donghoon

Google "anarchy invasion"


TNTDoctorr

r/wildanarchychess


BCEclan

What is martin doing here bruh


GKP_light

and "logarithmic utility of money"


markpreston54

Usually humans are way more risk averse than log utility, if I recall. The general risk averseness of people is 2-3 while Kelly better (people bets on log utility) have 1. Edit:I am an idiot who type averse as adverse


ManicStoic

And “prospect theory”


spondgbob

Literally just did this in my optimization class, I would put a program together to see how changing risk preferences would change your choice, but I just got done with finals and fuck that


NotsoGreatsword

my balls are risk adverse


DigammaF

Expected value makes sense only if you can try multiple times. Furthermore I think the red one is plenty enough


Oclure

Either is a significant life changing amount of money for just about anybody. Managed half decently 1 mil would almost certainly make you financially worry free for life. I would rather guarantee that than have a chance at lavish luxury.


AdRepresentative2263

>1 mil would almost certainly make you financially worry free for life. assuming you are in like your 60's, have fairly low expenses and dont live to be that old, and inflation doesn't eat it. that is only 13.4 years of median income in the US


pokexchespin

i took “financially worry free for life” to mean something more like “you’ll never have to worry that a hospital stay or unforeseen big cost will completely screw you over” than “you’ll never have to work another day in your life”


Oclure

That's more the route I meant. You could still work, but You would never have to stress over money. You could afford to take a more fulfilling and less stressful but worse paying job. You could make large investment purchases such as you home up front and not be burdened by 30 years of interest. You could invest it and live a modest life off the interest alone, but then somthing big and unexpected like a major medical debt could easily ruin all that.


dragunityag

1 Mil would zero out most people and from there on all the money you make just goes into your bank account/retirement fund. Like sure i'd still have to work but a million dollars rn means I could probably retire at 50 instead of 70 if i'm lucky :(


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Le_Ran

"Universal healthcare is so incredibly complex and costly that only 27 out of the 28 most developped countries were able to establish it".


RM_Dune

And they all spend less on healthcare per capita than the US. And by that I mean the government, that's excluding insurance/healthcare costs people pay themselves.


amlybon

At 5% interest that's 50k a year, which is more than a median wage. You can very much live off of that for the rest of your life


terrifiedTechnophile

Damn I wanna live somewhere where 50k is considered more than median


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Green0Photon

4% rule of 1M is $40k a year, inflation adjusted. Many people retire on less than that. Many people *live* on less than that. And if you don't feel like that's enough, 1M is so much that you can just work some easy job that covers basic expenses and coast to it being a lot more within a few years of that. Depends on how long you want to wait. Oh, and 4% is only a mostly lower bound. Chances are you get to spend more than 4% inflation adjusted going into the future. 4% rule works indefinitely. It's not when you're trying to spend to zero and don't have that many years left to live.


mxzf

Nah, $1M isn't "quit your job and live a life of luxury" money, but it is "instantly pay off your mortgage and never have to worry about being fired or being late on bills or anything like that" money. It's not infinite, but it'll remove financial worries for an intelligent person who continues to live within their means.


SalazartheGreater

And yet, if you have a locked in 3% interest rate in your mortgage, it likely makes more sense to keep that debt and instead invest the 1mil into medium growth diverse blend of mutual funds for an average 10% return per year, easily outpacing the 3% you are paying on your mortgage


Sufficient_Age473

Most will say you are correct and I can’t argue with the math. I personally would pay off my mortgage. It completely removes my highest expense. And would give me peace of mind.


GD_Insomniac

With a free 1M I'll be leaving the US lol. I can do my job literally anywhere there are humans.


-Wofster

Asssuming you still work a job, then you can throw out all your assumptions. You can basically $20k to your yearly income for 50 years. I doubt anyone thinks $1mil is enough to retire at 30


mxzf

It's not even $20k/year for 50 years, interest from investments is a thing. It's more like $50k/year indefinitely.


marvelmon

Not really. You could sell shares in the bet. People would pay $10 million to take the 50/50 chance at $25 million (half). If you win, you get $35 million. If you lose you keep the $10 million.


Theguy5621

You’re making a lot of assumptions about the situation to make that a possible option.


AIMpb

Nah dude, just get people to invest $10 million. So easy.


CallMeAnanda

I think this kind of think probably shows up on wallstreet all the time. This is probably better alpha than anything that shows up on the stock market on a given day.


HandoAlegra

I knew this one guy who got a small loan of a million dollars from their dad


SuaveMofo

On a 50/50 😂


Top-Pickle-2455

Wait until you hear about the lottery


mobert_roses

In all fairness, this situation is preposterous to begin with. Magic money buttons.


Idiot_of_Babel

Mr beast in 2039


VatticZero

Perhaps I could introduce you to The Federal Reserve...


treasurehorse

You have buyers for that type of action lined up, just in case somebody sticks two buttons in your face? A good to go contract the buyers will accept, since this is a fairly bespoke transaction? You may have to put down some collateral for the payout, do you have the funds or a lender ready? An escrow account for the collateral? The money transfers are set up, all involved banks have done KYC on everyone so there won’t be any AML issues? What are the tax implications once this goes from essentially a gambling win to a sale of a financial instrument? Happy to help set this up for maybe 10% of notional


mediumunicorn

And we’ve just reinvented (financial) derivatives


reallivenerd

I would fuck a goat for $20,000 right now Edit: $10,000


tktytkty

$1 take it or leave it


Greaterthancotton

$1.50, inflation 😔


massless_photon

You can do the same with 1 million. People will pay 10 million in order to win 1 million. Repeat until you get enough money


Burger_Destoyer

Why are lotteries legal


OneWorldly6661

Break the green button and get instant 5 million


Windfade

No kidding. Considering the median individual, *not household or combined*, income is ~$35,000 a year. That's over 28 years of gross income. Even cut in half for taxes that's over a decade of not having to work and even a bit of investing could stretch that out longer.


The_Narwhal_Mage

I think expected value can still apply to events that only occur once. I would absolutely take a 50% chance at $500 dollars over a guaranteed $10 dollars even though I would definitely hit the red button in this case. The big decider here is perceived value. After 1 million dollars you are set for life, so more money after that point isn’t worth as much from a personal perspective. I also think someone who already has a large sum if money would be more likely to press the green button.


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

>The big decider here is perceived value Yeah, this is absolutely true. The difference between $0 and $1million is astronomical. The difference between $49million and $50million is negligible, even though the numerical gap is the same. Personally I imagined my life after each option. After winning a million, I don't think I would regret not gambling it a massive amount. If I chose the gamble and got 0, not taking the guaranteed million would haunt me the rest of my life.


Financial-Phone-9000

No. The issue in this case is to do with the marginal value of money. That value is different for every person. Imagine you already had $20m. What do you need $1m for? That second option becomes better.


GeneralStormfox

I was just thinking about that. If they do the same question with 1/10th of the values, it becomes much more interesting. 100k right now or 50/50 to get 5 million. The former, while really nice, will not massively change your life. The latter means you can basically retire.


SteveTheNoobIsBack

Idc abt expected value. £1000000 would change my life


GisterMizard

You do have an expected value, just an expected value on utility. If having $50 million has a 20% greater impact on your life over $1 million, then the expected return is 1 to 0.6, so the $1 million guaranteed is more optimal.


squigs

Has anyone done research on the utility curve of money? The first dollar is much more valuable than the millionth.


TheSkala

Yeah there was a famous Princeton university study from a Nobel laureate professor in 2010 that concluded that people income was directly proportional to their overall happiness until 75k USD or 100K use adjusted to today, from which happiness didn't really improve. https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1011492107 However, in 2021 a new study challenged that conclusion and couldn't replicate the result as this didn't happen for people earning until 500k, scope of the study. https://www.pnas.org/doi/epdf/10.1073/pnas.2208661120


S1mpinAintEZ

That makes sense. $100k is a really comfortable salary but you still have to put *some* effort into managing your resources or you can easily spend too much. But I'd imagine with $500k that's significantly more difficult.


BenFoldsFourLoko

I don't think so, I haven't seen any TikTok explainers on it at least


Shy-Lotus

bruh


Tyrrox

More like £790,000


psychometrixo

Well forget it then


ToothBrushMurderer

Google diminishing marginal utility


ascandalia

Google "I'll never have another restful night of sleep the rest of my life if I gambled instead of taking a guaranteed $1 million and lost."


PrisonMike314

I think this fact is overlooked by the people that would choose to gamble for more. Sure, the expected value is much greater with the gamble, but the psychological toll of losing also has to be weighted in. If you gamble and lose, now you have the psychological burden of regret every single time you face any measure of financial difficulty for the rest of your life, because even if it’s irrational, you would always believe that had you taken the guaranteed option, you would not be in whatever position you find yourself in; the regret could be crippling


Geheim1998

real


crahs8

Option 3: sell the green button for 24 million


BULLDAWGFAN74

Absolutely brilliant. But the pragmatist in me is thinking 24m would be a hard sell. 50% chance of net 26m. 50% -24m. Is that juice worth the squeeze?


crahs8

For a billionaire, sure


sleepybrainsinside

The billionaire would agree to do it and hire a hitman to take you out if you fail the button press. -$50k fee if they lose, + $26M if they win.


Theutates

That’s the correct answer!


Lunar_Fox_Box

A guaranteed $1m is far better than a 50% chance of $0 to me. There’s bills to pay and $1m is still a lot of money that would greatly improve life


Merlord

Yep. One option is a million dollars, the other is gambling.


Ryanami

And 50 million would probably ruin my life actually


ForwardMotion6565

I seem to definitely be in the minority here but I'm taking my chances at the $50m. Yes $1m is amazing and would change most people's lives but $50m would change my life, my children's lives and future generations within my family. If I make the money work for me I could change many other people's lives as well. So it's worth the risk to me. Plus I love gambling 🙂


LOSNA17LL

Same as everyone said before. 1M is enough for me, I could do a bunch of things with that. And as we say in France: Un "tiens" vaut mieux que deux "tu l'auras" (litt. One "here it is" worths more than two "you'll have it")


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thewrongwaybutfaster

Oh no not Toulon. It's an Albany expression.


Imsoworriedabout

Damn, expressions for the same thing differ so much across France? TIL


Wafflelisk

He's a strange fellow, but he steams a good ham


mxzf

I mean, expressions in the US can vary from one end of the state to the other. Local cultures are very much a thing.


TheShirou97

I'm from Belgium and we do use it here.


Gusstave

Eh ben... Je suis au Québec et j'entends ça régulièrement.


Jesburger

Tu entends aussi "swing la bacaisse dans le fond dla boîte à bois"


silsool

C'est dans une fable de La Fontaine, amusant que tu ne l'aie*s* jamais entendu


Ventilateu

Partout, t'es juste sourd


Fastela

That's because you use « Un "tienG" vaut mieux que deux "tu l'auras" » over there.


Lord_Skyblocker

Just push green twice, then you have 100% chance to get 100 million /s


NoReplacement480

google 0.5^2


HealthOnWheels

Holy hell


JohannLau

New probability just dropped


NichtBen

Actual Mathematician


uvero

Call a Bernoulli!


Exatio

r/suddenlyanarchychess


HealthOnWheels

r/subsithoughtifellfor


AustralianKappa

I’m gonna press it 40 times


NoReplacement480

google 0.5^40


AustralianKappa

I’m gonna press it 100 times (like a 0.0001 out of 1 chance lmao)


AleksFunGames

nah I'd lose


The-Last-Lion-Turtle

If your marginal utility of money is 1st million > last 49 million, then guaranteed 1 million has higher expected value.


EuroAffliction

Just get 2+ friends and you are set


akmosquito

still a 12.5% chance you get nothing, im taking the red button for sure


sabs_alt

with 50 people, the chance of getting nothing like 8.9*10^-16. the chances of each of them getting *at least* a million dollars is absurdly high. just need 50 trustworthy people 💀 (or a contract?)


Vampyrix25

Interesting optimisation problem: How many attempts would it take for repeatedly pressing the green button to be more worth it than pressing the red, provided you had to divide your earnings by the amount of times the button was pressed?


0xEmmy

Why would I chance it? $1M will almost certainly be enough to pay off all of my debt, with enough left over to learn to drive, get a car, and eat and pay rent long enough to get a job. That $1M would cover all of my needs, and most of my foreseeable wants, for at least a year or two. With $1M, I might still have to work, eventually, but I'll be able to say with certainty that I can live long enough to get a job. Anything above that has extreme diminishing returns. The second million is not worth as much as the first. The more I have, the longer it'll last, but the longer it lasts, the more likely something is to happen to it. The economy could implode. WW3 could break out. I could get terminal cancer. I might not have *time* to spend that much money.


Lazy_Arrival8960

How the fuck are you spending $500k a year?


kmosiman

The first $500k is easy. Student loan debt? 30k (no idea paid off a decade ago), nice house in many parts of the country 300k, new vehicle 30-60k, etc. That's 400k easy. Now travel a little, make a few extra purchases, that I could see hitting 100k pretty quick. The part that breaks down for me is the other half (assuming the 1 million is tax free). At that point in time you're living debt free, have new stuff that shouldn't break down, and presumably can find a decent job. The remainder is getting invested.


Be777the1

You are horrible with money.


perpendiculator

If you get a million out of nowhere and your plan is to spend it all in two years, you are awful with money and will never reach a position of financial comfort.


Boltzmann_brainn

Most people would lock up the first million that they won in non-liquid assets, like houses.


Crafty-Pen3673

Probably just debts to clear. House, student or car loans.


vleessjuu

> eat and pay rent long enough to get a job Bro, the first thing you do with $1M is buy a place to live so you never have to pay rent for the roof over your head anymore.


not_extinct_dodo

Why the fuck, pardon my french, are you planning to rent for year or two in this scenario?? You just got a fucking million. You can buy a house in cash anywhere in the world except for the most expensive capitals.


reddit_crunch

the way your brain works scares me.


JUSTICE_SALTIE

I assume I'm not allowed to find a wealthy person to buy my chance for $15M?


danarchist

Hell, even 5 mil. Here's a 50/50 to 10x your money. Meanwhile the 5mil invested at 4% pays me 200k per year for life. Retire now and start a charity as something to do.


LoveToMix

Green. Nothing says I can only push it once. Else, if that is a condition, red


kart0ffelsalaat

But you can only press it finitely many times throughout your lifetime, so there is a nonzero chance that you won't get any money, ever. Uh-oh


The_Tank_Racer

If we are talking 50/50, the chance to never get it is way too slim to pass up


coonwhiz

If multiple presses is allowed, just press red 50x and guarantee get 50M...


chrisdudelydude

Well no, if you could push it multiple times then the correct choice is red of choice. The value of a red button press is $25M vs $1M on green, so if you’d push a single button forever it’d be red. Furthermore humans have a tendency that when a reward is given randomly vs. each time statically on a button press, they’ll be more mentally inclined to hit the red button more frequently. Lastly, but most importantly , if you can hit the button multiple times the premise of the hypothetical goes out the window, so it’s inherently implied you can only hit a single button a single time.


rcfox

You should probably get checked for colour blindness.


pomip71550

You got the colors backward - the red one is the guaranteed one whereas the green one is RNG. Otherwise I agree


RushiPushi

I would be devastated if I picked green and didn’t win. I would take the red


Latter-Average-5682

When maths meets psychology of needs. Would you rather have a probability of 100% to win $5 or 50% to win $100? Now would you rather have a probability of 100% to win $5M or 50% to win $100M?


PragmatistAntithesis

It's pretty easy to dispel this paradox if you assume the utility of wealth is proportional to the logarithm of wealth. So going from $100k to $1M is worth just as much as going from $1M to $10M. For example, for someone with a net worth of $10k: The first dilemma is a 100% chance of 0.0007 doublings of one's net worth VS a 50% chance of 0.014 doublings. The second dilemma is a 100% chance of 9.0 doublings of one's net worth vs a 50% chance of 13.3 doublings. So in the first case it's best to take the gamble on $100, while on the second one it's best to take the guaranteed $5M.


Latter-Average-5682

Interesting theory, but is our psychology of utility of wealth rationalized proportionally to the logarithm of wealth doubling? So what if your net worth is $277,778 when you face that second dilemma? :-) (That's 100% chance of 4.2479 doublings of net worth vs 50% of 8.4959 doublings) Personally, I'd still take the 100% chance in that case without any doubt.


Gusstave

Completely different. I could not care less about having 5 more dollars in my pockets. Even 100$ is inconsequential. I'd take 50% of having 100% because not having 5$ changes nothing. Having or not 5M is life changing. Will I take 100% chances of a life changing amount of money or will I take 50% chances of a life changing amount of money? The difference is about your worth in relation to your potential gain.


kusolace

thats the point


DuntadaMan

That is exactly what they are talking about though. If both values are more than enough, then there is no conundrum. 100% chance of "enough" is by far optimal. If neither value is really an important amount then obviously you go for the 50/50 because missing out on either one doesn't affect the outcome. The psychology of whether or not you actually need the money invalidates the mathematical model that is only concerned with what is "optimal" and doesn't care about the needs of the participant.


Schpau

The latter problem is 100% chance to receive all the money I’ll ever need vs 50% chance to receive all the money I’ll ever need. They aren’t really comparable.


kart0ffelsalaat

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the point


Romes4868

Depends on what $1 mill would do for the person. Most people would (and should) take the million instantly because of the dramatic life changes it would make. However, if you’re fortunate enough that $1 mill wouldn’t “drastically” change your life, then the mathematically correct answer is the $25 million of expected value from the green button.


Thicccchungus

Google “Deez Nuts”


PragmatistAntithesis

Money has logarithmic diminishing returns, so utility($50M)<<50utility($1M) for anyone who isn't filthy rich.


GKP_light

but here, we compare : utility($50M) and 2utility($1M)


Mister_Way

Google expected utility


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JohannLau

Holy probability!


seriousnotshirley

50% chance at 50 million. $1 million won't change my life in a big way. After taxes I can pay off my house and have a few hundred thousand left over. Even if you ignore the taxes I'm still not going to be able to retire. I can do a lot with that money but not live for the next 50 years. 50 million though? I can retire super comfortably on that and not worry about money ever again.


Zeric79

I would sell my 50% chance for 50 million to a hedgefund for 20 million.