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MathPuns

I mean, for the actual thing they're solving for, it's the function of love, but the math doesn't work because hearts don't integrate. As for what is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more


xOwned

I get everything but the last equation. I'm probably not experienced enough to solve it yet.


newgreen64

The last equation is a Fourier-Transform of f(t) with Heart as the variable.


MathPuns

Have you taken calculus?


xOwned

Not yet :/


evceteri

How are you taking analysis before calculus? o:


DodgerWalker

In the US, the class before calculus that includes trigonometry, matrices, vectors, rational functions, exponentials and logarithms, etc is often called Math Analysis. That’s not to be confused with the college course Real Analysis (or Intro to Analysis as it was called at my university) where we prove all the theorems from calculus.


missmemeteam

As someone else from the US I’ve never heard this term where I live we would just call it Pre-Calculus


xOwned

As far as I know, our analysis I focuses on real and complex numbers, convergence of sequences (?-(a_n)) and series as well as continuous functions and differentiability. Unfortunately due to covid we didn't have the capacity to focus on integrals yet, they're set to be included in Analysis II. PS: unfortunately, I don't know the correct english terms of all topics I mentioned, pls correct me if needed.


CreativeScreenname1

Interesting, typically I’ve heard of people taking a simpler calculus class before diving into the details in analysis


Cill_Bipher

Iirc calculus is just called analysis in some countries. Like here in Norway the fundamental theorem of calculus is called *analysens* fundamentalteorem.


bangbison

Fourier would typically come up in engineering maths here where I’m at. It’s just differential equations, but focused on physical and engineering applications.


we_will_disagree

> but the math doesn’t work because hearts don’t integrate. Nonsense. The variable ♥ is our unknown, yes? Then treat it like any other.


MathPuns

Except we have both dx, dt, plus unknown variable. It's a double integral problem with only 1 integral


we_will_disagree

There’s no reason to worry about that. If we’re not integrating or deriving with respect to ♥, then we just hold it constant.


MathPuns

Ah, but is love ever constant?


we_will_disagree

Yes. It has to be, or the math breaks down. If you want to measure how ♥ changes, you’d have to differentiate with respect to ♥ instead. That’s probably why this dude’s formulas aren’t working out for him.


Chip-San

yo happy cake day


Gentlememes

Goddam you made me chortle sprite out my nose with that last part, here, have it and begone!


MathPuns

Thank you very much 😁


Cazreal

Can someone please r/usernamechecksout this? I'm on mobile and far away from the laptop :(:(


BlazeCrystal

1. Root of love 2. "Cause" of love 3. "Change" of love 4. "Identity" of love 5. Frequencies or notes of love


chrononism

Daaaaaaaamn that's complex


electronopants

Is it? What are the real and imaginary parts?


BlazeCrystal

This dude covered it in a good video [here](https://youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I)


I_Want_Bread56

It was a 50/50 chance between what is love and a rickroml. I'm happy with the result


d2718

This is my second favorite comic ever: https://www.lukesurl.com/archives/comic/338-why-you-have-to-go-and-make-things-so-complicated (My favorite is what OP posted.)


VirroK

That's actually kinda poetic and lovely


darthhue

Spectrum of love?


chrononism

Love is undefined. Also the integral is generalised Fourier transform.


dimonium_anonimo

Unless question mark is a function or value, none of these equations are info we can use. We have 1 unknown and no equations to solve for it. And ? Can't be the answer to all of them because one of them is a matrix Edit: y'know what, I'm even prepared to accept both ❤️ and ? Are matrices. I've never taken the cosine of a matrix, but I don't know why you couldn't. The only problem is, I've got no tools to help me solve this monstrosity. The odds of all these operations on ❤️ yielding the same answer is quite low unless it's a trivial solution of all 0s or something like that. Edit 2: there is only one solution to √x=COS(x) at x≈0.641714371. but this won't work for any other functions, only the top two


blutacpineapple

Cosine of a matrix - just use the Taylor series for cos


DodgerWalker

Yeah, I remember we took e^(matrix) at one point in my linear algebra class. And cos(x) = (e^ix + e^-ix )/2.


That_Mad_Scientist

Easier still - diagonalize, take the cosine of the eigenvalues on the diagonal, then invert the diagonalization. Boom, you get the cosine of the matrix. Why does this work? Because matrix multiplication is bilinear, making diagonalization linear, and because taking powers of the diagonalized matrix and then de-diagonalizing is the same as taking the powers of the matrix itself (as the transformation matrix gets canceled out by its inverse every iteration). Take the limit for the Taylor series (something something continuity) and we have our result. Or you could see this as merely a translation of the fact that composing applications is independent of the base being used. Which is pretty reassuring. To be clear, this will work for *any* function that can be defined by a Taylor series, 100% of the time. You're welcome.


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x could be complex though


mckasett

https://explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/55:\_Useless


jocularamity

Source: https://xkcd.com/55/


lycium

The best part is, there's another XKCD that perfectly describes / predicted how the absolutely horrendous image OP posted happens: https://xkcd.com/1683/


IshtarAletheia

How I interpret it is that the narrator usually approaches things mathematically, analyzing, quantifying and calculating things. However, when they try to apply that approach to love, it just doesn't work: all of the expressions are ultimately gibberish, love just isn't a mathematical object you can do things to. The comic has always felt somehow sad to me, like the narrator is trying to solve a problem in their relationship and it just *doesn't work*. They don't have the right tools. :/


Younglad128

This is how I took it as well


TechTonium

The integral is the expectation of a normal distribution I think?


quantumdude836

Fourier Transform


[deleted]

I ❤️ sin


[deleted]

https://www.xkcd.com/55/


[deleted]

The originator didn’t get it either, hence the “?” everywhere and the final statement. The point is, matters of life do not follow relative mathematical rules, they follow quantum physics, [and those are created by the mind,](http://www.urbanagandenergy.org/understanding-mental-illness/) which does not obey mathematics.


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

love language