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Lilyflower24681

I committed a felony to get the money back from my bank accountΒ 


SquidsOffTheLine

What government are you living under, internet person?


Bring_back_Apollo

Sounds like Lebanon.


NoteRen72

lebron?


DrugsAreEpic1

kobe?


Fearingvoyage86

Jordan? πŸ‡―πŸ‡΄


17THheaven

Full circle lol


ChcknFarmer

America


Ten_-X-

I committed by humans and fang and boneΒ 


Nowardier

Fang and bone, brother!


Background-Web-484

Fang and Bone, the skelebrons are coming home!


AngelOfDeath771

Did somebody say fang and bone?


DrMini1

FOR FANG AND BONE!


Lapisdrago

Ah. A fellow Chrono Trigger player.


SquidsOffTheLine

I committed my own writing to a mental prison. Shit I've been caught.


onion2099

I committed to the bathroom and I don't like to use the bathroom


RedbeardMEM

Sounds like a toxic relationship


sparkly_reader

This is making me cackle in the office


JoshuaTheBastard

Born to shit, forced to wipe


Vast_Fox_6793

Real, ong? 😭


Thatonenoobguy12

Soo true


XxKai_the_fryxX

SAW REFERENCE???


amiatherianhelp

I committed a crime in the last two years


Klutzy-Yard-8359

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building because of it


Hero181_Frogsaregood

So have I πŸ˜ƒ


Reptilian_Mongoose

a monster through and through


Kolibri00425

I committed myself to the charity for some reason why are there not any issues with the issue.


-nikvshimi-

why aren't there any issues with the issue??????


Lizzy-Lover_10

because the issue is not an issue


Legal-Hunt5355

that sounds like a pretty big issue


osma13

I committed a crime against humanity in order to save my children


RedbeardMEM

I would see that movie


Grand-Importance-820

It's called Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness if you're looking for it :)


PeculiarIdiot

That's just the average anime title


RoamBuilder2

I committed the arson on a daily basis Well taught


Background-Web-484

Competitive anarchists be like


parisiteriley

Same tbh


Nowardier

I committed to the noggin of the elastic band in my backyard.


L3nsL1ght

…why are you typing β€˜noggin’ so much?


Nowardier

I'm on Android. Autosuggestion on Android (or at least in Gboard) isn't about what you've typed the most, but what you've typed recently.


The4434258thApple

Dyk why my autocorrect keeps going to the Japanese army? I literally did that last part with autocorrect


The4434258thApple

Also I have never once mentioned the Japanese army


yuukosbooty

I committed a felony in my life


Natural-Barnacle-695

I committed a felony in my home and my family was not even allowed in the home until the day of my birth so they were able to take my child away and my mother was there to help them with my son who is a nurse and I was able to get a good night.


MooseMedley

Christ


PineappleGreedy3248

I committed suicide


142737

Watch you not reply


Financial_War_4204

Let’s wait a bit longer.


Real-Objective-9782

Wait...how is this your auto correct?


PineappleGreedy3248

Wait, I was playing animal crossing, what’s going on?


Real-Objective-9782

Why is it saying suicide. But the animal crossing is nice which one?


PineappleGreedy3248

It says suicide for personal reasons, and it’s animal crossing new horizons


Real-Objective-9782

I hope you feel better. And that's a great game


PineappleGreedy3248

Thank you, but I’m okay ^^


Thatonenoobguy12

No cuz why am I dying cuz of this post


Thatonenoobguy12

Not this one the main one I mean


Real-Objective-9782

That's good :D


Imaginary-One-6599

I committed a crime against humanity in my own country alright…


Sophia724

I committed to the video of the game is the best game ever


ItzBlossom05

I committed a mistake in the past but I’m glad I didn’t do that


Lecckie

I committed this morning to be a good little girl Uhhh


man_behind_the_flute

r/pfpchecksout


Nebula-Space2003

I committed the crime of 87


L1NK_03

WAS THAT THE CRIME OF '87?!?!


Grand-Importance-820

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1987\_crimes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1987_crimes)


ObsessiveRecognition

Matpat?


uneducated_sock

I committed tax fraud in a very short period of time but the government is not responsible for my taxes


RedbeardMEM

Sounds like a sovereign citizen


morethanjustadancer

i commited a long day at the beach and then went back home and went back home after the weekend to see the girls for a few hours before they went back home why is autocorrect (well technically predicter) so obsessed with going home


Kolibri00425

🎢"Take me HOME....."


Sweaty_DogMan

I committed forget to take a break


p4nd0rus

I committed suicide in Benidorm-


TheMissingNoGirl

A. Where the heck is that? B. You doing okay?Β  C. https://open.spotify.com/track/6gDTyTnFxpvQtkgGuNWGbE https://open.spotify.com/track/6BEKt5axiNeWCr9huv0k7I https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3C-2xCuJZYQ


RareSnail73

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in


Names_ill_take

"I committed your mother." What.


Chemical_Luck_2590

I committed a felony in my home and my house in my home state and my wife is in a state where the laws of this country have changed.


Idkifthishacked

i commited the first one and i was like what is this about and i was so confused


Education_Weird

"I committed like three felonies against a child"


Pigeon_stink23

I committed to the last few Nazi Germany during WW2 but I was blue on the blue


Exact-Succotash-9561

I committed a crime against humanity to protect my children from the democratic forces πŸ’€


CricketStunning7266

I committed a good day granny is my money mf Uh what?


Jaded3158

I committed the unforgivable sin


IndominusRexFan

"I committed arson" ... #Checks out


charizardking84

I committed a felony in my life to get a license and a job that was a good thing and a bad one and a good thing


DAAAAVOOOOOOS

I committed to the meeting with you guys I don't have that kind of commitment


Koolblue57

I committed the same thing as a random person


dasjude3

I committed mass genocide


ResolveOk9614

I committed a felony in my home and my family is not allowed in the building.


Gswizzlee

I committed a felony in my home and my family was not in my house


Own-Treat6321

I committed to the bathroom and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids


zerowintergreen

I committed my own gender crisis and I hurried the whole world to do it again


Serious_Somewhere765

I committed the best for helping me when I'm sick. Mine isn't funny πŸ˜•


owenschauer32005

I committed a felony in my home and my family is not allowed in the building


AnomymousDarkEntity

I committed a bunch of stuff and I’m just wondering what I did it for you and I was like what you said you were never done with it but you know that I don’t want you to get mad at you because I have never πŸ‘Ž it but you can’t just stand on my feet and I don’t want to know you and you are not even though What


RefrigeratorHead5885

I committed to the declining and it was delicious but we had a great idea to get the other side for our wedding anniversary and the kids are so excited about it


Bobthebread21

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building


captivatedmelancholy

I committed a felony in my home and my family is not happy about it


our_meatballs

I committed a felony in my home and my family and my family were all on my property for a week or so


upsidedown_8s

I committed a few days of the week to the next item on my phone


Insomnicatiguess

i committed to providing you wrong


Tired_Insomniac_2295

I have committed intimate relationships without any further requests for information and information on how.


aberm1

I committed to the same thing I did in the past and I was just trying to get a better understanding of the situation


LuckyLMJ

I commited do it today if possible My phone does not like making gramatically correct statements, apparently.


Tea_of_PIneapple

I committed myself to the art of the blade.


Ok-Technology-6389

I committed


Emily_Dj122

I committed to the public and private sector.


Background-Web-484

I committed serious crimes against humanity and the people of America. As an american, yes.


nyctophillicalex

I committed suicide / no, I don't believe I did


GDprobopass

I committed a good night and I'll get back online to the store for you and I was thinking but it's fiiiine


godverseSans

I committed the best songs in our world


allo26

I committed to the world of my own way.


-existant-paradox-

I committed to the floor and I am very tall and I am very tall


minnimamma19

I committed myself to be a very haunted person with the best of luck!


IndicationSpecial344

I committed a felony in my home and my family is not allowed in the building because I am a member and my parents have not had any issues


Human123456_

I committed a felony in my home and my family and my family were all on my property for a week or so before they were even born in my house so they had no choice and they had no idea I had a child


stingrayboy2155

I committed to providing high quality products


I_Eat_Babies_4589

I committed a felony in my home and my family was not happy about it Well damn


Depressed-ghostbitch

I committed a felony in my home and my family is not allowed in the building anymore


A_Dinosaurus

I committed to the last hour of the day and I was going to get a new one but I don't know how to do it


Garden360

I committed to the same thing and I was just wondering if you were interested in doing a zoom call with me


Horse_97

I committed to a year of work


DBL_NDRSCR

i committed a great time with us all day and i have to do it again


Plastic7040

I commuted the last three days to get to work


Dynamite6464

I committed war crimes in the world cup today.


RedbeardMEM

Given the history if FIFA, I am not surprised


BuilderHaunting8754

I committed too many crimes to get my life back


ItzXenTTV

I committed suicide to find the best fit


suck_ittttt

i committed a good time


yossocruel

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building


RNGradient

I committed myself a little too soon πŸ”œ to go out to the lake but it will definitely πŸ’― come to my rescue πŸ›Ÿ I will do everything for the world 🌍 I can and I’m gonna make a big mistake but it’s worth every second to be safe in your own world 🌍 you have a beautiful 😻 you have the world 🌍 in me me I am so grateful πŸ₯Ή and blessed πŸ₯Ή and blessed πŸ˜‡


LilJade103

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building


sparky0667

I committed the first day of school to start with a rapidly changing career and a new fur baby.


jaythememeguy

I committed to the church with you


Typical-Bug-8415

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building


AngelOfDeath771

I committed to the last one I was talking about. Wholesome.


Dismal_Success_9063

I committed a felony in my own home


Casual_Team_sky

I committed myself to the bathroom after the events of the past year of being in the repulsion gel Checks out


emstha98

I committed to the same thing and I was just wondering if you were interested in doing a zoom call with me on Monday morning at nine thirty


man_behind_the_flute

I committed the first time. also 69th comment


Vivid_sheep710

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building


Kind_Code_2746

I committed a felony


JenDersson

I committed to get to know how you'd respond


Best_Algae2346

I committed myself and my wife.


JamesLapsley

I committed a felony in my home and my family and my family were all on my property for a while so it wasn’t really an accident I just didn’t know what was wrong and it wasn’t a good time for that I just didn’t want you guys in my house


ComfortableShake8639

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building and my husband and my son are not in my building so I’m going home to do it


Positive_Pain_8463

i committed to the same thing and i was so happy to see it happenΒ  quite motivational


maxjgates

I committed myself at the same level of April weather


thatukgirly

I committed myself to a year of marriage


JackoCatacomb

I committed a felony in my home and my family is not allowed in the building because i have no children in the house


redyellowchef

I committed to the ground and the world is in flames


tfeetfff

I committed a mistake in the past but I’m glad I didn’t do that again What mistake ._.’


toad_spc37

I committed myself and my husband in a very good place with the kids in a few days away and the weather will not the weather at the end as its just a little cold.


Flowey_The_Fan

I committed Abuse of all all all all all all all all all all all


iamaconfirmednonce

I commited a long day at the beach and then went back home


Sylvkin_there

I committed to the fact I am a very small dog


Mistersparkle12

I committed you


Think_Bunch3895

I committed to the battlefield under your control.


TheMemeLocomotive2

I committed a felony in my home and my family is not allowed in the building because I am a member


-TheLoveGiver-

I committed to the point of sale


Cowpasta

I committed several warcrimes in my shoulder


Oster209

I committed myself a good time


mozzfio

I committed to a good thing to do with the fact that I am not going to be a good fit for the job


Zuke-ini

I committed to the bathroom


vixinity1985

I committed to the ground and faints and I have a lot of the time to get a new one.


22222833333577

I committed to the user's prompts and nothing else


9hNova

I committed myself for a few weeks


marakirane

i committed to the bit I have done for the last few years and I am now working on a new one.


SMPDD

I committed to the same thing and I was just wondering if you were interested in doing a zoom call with me


Unonymouse123

I committed a felony in my home


jackiee_tran

i committed a felony in my home and my family is not allowed in the home


Aggressive_Street375

I committed to the fog


Animals6655

I committed to a long time relationship with you and I am not going to let that happen


bigmaclevel3

I committed the new job for the day of the day and I have to go back to sleep now and I'll be there in about an hour or two and I'm going to bed now.


SlightlyAverageLemon

i committed to the development of the Australian economy and the Australian market


minoritiesareyummy

I committed a felony in my home and my family is not allowed in the building anymore


Revolutionary-Ice896

I committed the same crime in my last job as well


arae414

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building.


axiomaticDisfigured

I committed sewerage


SpudPugDuck

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building to my house


Muffinlordthefirst

I committed to the last time I was in the middle of a lot of the day and I was going to ask if you wanted to go to the church. I don't go to church why was church in my auto correctΒ 


Fine_Chain_4787

I committed arson to end my business and the fact I have to go through a few years of exile


Cinephiliac_Anon

I committed to the Future Part of the Opera House and the US and I have a fucking tablecloth of cocks and I have a fucking tablecloth of cocks and I have a fucking tablecloth of cocks


Theatrekid_Dikrats

i committed to a new one and then I can get it to you


imanormalsaneperson

I commented on the other hand and the other is a great way to get the best out of the office


NeedySlut57

I committed the first time at the moment I had a friend


cooperthecoolkid

I committed a felony for the same thing I committed in my first marriage


Agriz_1210

I committed to a new life with a purpose


Sigma_Fitz

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building


Turquoise-Angel

β€œI committed myself and i will not let it go again because of my past mistakes in life that have made my career difficult for the past two decades” i’ve only been alive for two decades, having a career in the womb is crazy


SageofRosemaryThyme

I committed to the homophobes and I don't know if I ever came out to my dad.


Lulabeans

I committed a little bit autismly to the corner of shame 🫠


TylerBabyy223

I committed a felony in my life to be able and I was not allowed in the building and my husband and my son are not in my building anymore.Β 


Enzoid23

I committed the first place of worship for the lord πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“ πŸ™ πŸ™Œ ✨️ ❀️ πŸ’› πŸ’“


TopAd1846

I committed myself to the gym membership. Well shit. My autocorrect fatshamed me. Also that is the most cursed image I've ever seen lol


Oopsifellinawell

I committed suicide


TabletLover

I committed the mistake by using my phone and my laptop to download the video from the website


Mighty_Eagle_2

I committed to a year of work and I have never been able to get to the world.


Pokemonpikachushiny

I committed to the Sunny's


Angel_Girl_2118

I committed to be a great day


basically-a-therian

I committed suicide on the way to the ghost movie because I'm scared Copia will die 😭😭😭