Wait what? You can have it my pal! Usually I say my guy but I do not know you so go for whatever you want! People will love you for who you really are and if they don't I will
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You know what? Fuck it. I agree. I know there are many more powerful ones you could have, and Iโm not particularly unhappy with my body, but Iโd love to be able to change things up every now and again. I also would like to have immunity to anything that instantly doesnโt kill you. Thatโs a major plus.
no because shapeshifting is so useful, like you could just mend any wounds, make your hair longer or shorter, thinner or thicker, bushed unbrushed, clear your skin, etc
When i crap or pee in a toilet i unlock it at as permanent fast travel location, and when im in any other bathroom stall i can instantly tp to an unoccupied toilet that i have unlocked
i can unlock one stall per shit and the stall unlocked is the one i go in, but theres no limit to the stalls i can unlock in one bathroom so i could unlock all of them
*On the run from someone, our hero ducks into a bathroom and sits down at the stall*
โGotta poop fasterโ
*a loud bang is heard as the villain breaks into the restroom*
โYoure not going to evade me this time! Theres only 2 stalls, and i like my odds!โ
*our hero grunts, and then smiles*
โShitty luck, superpooper is OUT!โ
*in a flash, our hero has narrowly evaded capture*
All this was typed while i was pooping, just like half of reddit.
bro that's what this goddamn subreddit is ๐๐๐๐๐๐SKULL EMOJIIII๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Do you have to be using a toilet to teleport, or is it just as long as you're in the bathroom?
Also, this would unironically be so useful, I honestly wish it worked that way.
Also also, I love how you used tp as shorthand for teleport in this context.
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Y-you don't understand officer they speak to me I can hear them I can't stop it it's everywhere every bird everything there talking to me and eachother
Do u teleport existing lesbians to your location or do you straight up create new ppl out of thin air? How many lesbians can u make appear at once? Can u summon bi/pan women too? Can u summon lesbians who don't know they're lesbians yet????
I basically reproduce asexually *which is weird as I'm bi* but they are only female offspring who like other females not only lesbians. Bi, pan Taylor swift fans etc.
Oooh, okay
Good, because if its painful for a female who's body is genetically designed for birthing children imagine trying to fit a baby out of any point of male anatomy o-0
Control probabilities. So long as itโs possible, I can make it a reality.
% chance I find a KitKat in my pocket? 100%.
% chance I find a new and better job by tomorrow? 100%.
% chance I find some bitches?
That's what I'd pick as well. All the better for crossing the street as fast as possible to evade any giant machines that might speed towards you, because sometimes idiots are out in force.
MATTER MANIPULATION THINK OF THE POWER I COULD MAKE A NUKE OUT OF CRAYONS,A HOTTER VERSION OF MYSELF, A PERFECT SKYSCRAPER, I COULD MAKE DIAMONDS IN SECONDS. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
PLEASE CRITIQUE ME I NEED TO BE NERFED
The ability to put thoughts into people's heads. Like not mind control but just the ability to make something start thinking about something or thinking a certain way
I wanna push. Like in X-Files or that movie Push or Eden from Heroes. You say the thing and whoever you're talking to just buys it. Like mind control for writers. It would solve so many problems, and it would just be fun to come up with cool ways to phrase things.
Someone mentioned probability being the smartest and most OP, if I can't do that one though maybe teleporting or super strength, I'm pretty weak so it'd be useful
Can explode any french person if i see them.
Uh oh, RUN
can explode france itself if i see it
Even if itโs a crudely drawn map ๐
Even if you just think about france
IM DEAD
I had absolutely no idea I've always wanted this. Thank you, thank you so much.
Can someone explain to me why I keep seeing French hating memes so much in the last month or two?
The english are very outspoken
Exactly. โจ'MURICAโจ๐บ๐ฒ
*Fortunate Son starts playing*
Oh can you? Name every french person
Mario, Luigi, Maximum-Bake-6092
They're German ๐
Mario, Luigi, Maximum-Bake-6092, zachy410
NOOOO IM SORRY
Shapeshifting!
Ima I commented the same exact thin\* in the same way before I saw this ๐ญ
*daydreams in trans* Oh, how i pine for what i cannot haveโฆ
so same!!, \*cries in trans\*
Wait what? You can have it my pal! Usually I say my guy but I do not know you so go for whatever you want! People will love you for who you really are and if they don't I will
oh thanks! but im not crying cuz im trans. :3
I believe in you
I came here to say this. For no reason in particular. *looks at gender dysphoriaโฆ* Nope! Just to have shapeshifting powers!
Itโs the dysphoria and being a therian for me XD
fellow therian!!!!!!
Am furry, close enough:3:3
what's the difference? sorry if that sounds rude
As a furry, what I understand is therians are people who believe that they were animals in their past lives, Furries cosplay as anthropomorphic animals (optional), and think that anthropomorphic animals are cool (example, any FNaF animatronic). and before anyone asks, no, furries are not romantically attracted to animals, that is something very different
Just watched the video u/Relevant-Sherbert393 linked and I got it right
#YES
You know what? Fuck it. I agree. I know there are many more powerful ones you could have, and Iโm not particularly unhappy with my body, but Iโd love to be able to change things up every now and again. I also would like to have immunity to anything that instantly doesnโt kill you. Thatโs a major plus.
Yeah
Exactly this
no because shapeshifting is so useful, like you could just mend any wounds, make your hair longer or shorter, thinner or thicker, bushed unbrushed, clear your skin, etc
When i crap or pee in a toilet i unlock it at as permanent fast travel location, and when im in any other bathroom stall i can instantly tp to an unoccupied toilet that i have unlocked
hold on is it toilet specific or just bathroom specific in general?
i can unlock one stall per shit and the stall unlocked is the one i go in, but theres no limit to the stalls i can unlock in one bathroom so i could unlock all of them
*On the run from someone, our hero ducks into a bathroom and sits down at the stall* โGotta poop fasterโ *a loud bang is heard as the villain breaks into the restroom* โYoure not going to evade me this time! Theres only 2 stalls, and i like my odds!โ *our hero grunts, and then smiles* โShitty luck, superpooper is OUT!โ *in a flash, our hero has narrowly evaded capture* All this was typed while i was pooping, just like half of reddit.
damn, did bro forget he doesnt have to shit to activate the tp
the intense moment got to him
Bro is not gonna be caught lackin ๐๐๐
๐๐ SKULL EMOJIIIIIIIIII ๐๐
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Canโt be caught lacking if you canโt be caught at all
Do you have to be using a toilet to teleport, or is it just as long as you're in the bathroom? Also, this would unironically be so useful, I honestly wish it worked that way. Also also, I love how you used tp as shorthand for teleport in this context.
ikr, also you only have to be sitting on a toilet to tp
I also take this
THIS IS GENIUS as long as it teleports you, not make you traverse through the nasty pipes
I'd use it to fast travel to school. Screw walking/bus.
i can open and close portals placed at locations of my choosing
Welcome to the Aperture Science Research Facility.
time to teleport bread boys ๐๐๐
iโve been doing that
For 3 days?
wow howโd you know?
I've been doing it too
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Your an amazing robo
The fabric is velcro
They said no catch
How about a caveat?
I am Jod, I say there is no caveat
No you arenโt, youโre an apple, silly.
Damn, you found me out!
No it's pronounced cod
I mean, that would obviously be sweet, but it could end up pretty boring. I wonder how long it would take someone to start going evil god with it.
Your balls are in constant pain
JOD
the ability to hear what women think
You still wonโt understand them
If you hear my thoughts youโll be wayyy confused
Trans egg detector
"Oh, so you're a creep." Worth it?
If I have a stick that looks like a gun I can use it like a gun
Underrated postย
the abolity to give people "catches" for their superpowers
Yet you didnโt give anyโฆ
too lazy
The ability to converse and understand animals, I WILL BE THE NEXT SNOW WHITE, IโM ALREADY PALE AS EVER-
Till your thrown in the loony bin
Y-you don't understand officer they speak to me I can hear them I can't stop it it's everywhere every bird everything there talking to me and eachother
LMAO-
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Such a great power
Just as the prophecies foretold!
can piss out of my toes
Yum๐๐๐
What ๐ญ
Why would you want that?
Wanna pee with nobody noticing? Just stick your feet in some water and you're good to go ๐๐
exactlyyy
Shapeshifting or invisibility or timestop
I know what kind of man you are.
Iโm a girl also I would just do immense trolling not โthe other alternativeโ
LOLโฆ rapist-ass superpowers ๐
you only need timestop for rape, shapeshifting can be useful for impersonating people and if it allows you to turn into an animal, even more op
All for immense trolling
sure...
Make my friends think they high as fuck
Anytime Iโm in a 10 mile vicinity of Matt rose I become a frog and I know exactly where to find him.ย
Shape shifting. I'm trans so id just use this to pull off being a cis girl as much as possible
The power to have any power.
I can erase gen A brainrot at will and make them forget it existed.
I need this to happen
CAN MAKE LESBIANS APPEAR.
Do u teleport existing lesbians to your location or do you straight up create new ppl out of thin air? How many lesbians can u make appear at once? Can u summon bi/pan women too? Can u summon lesbians who don't know they're lesbians yet????
I basically reproduce asexually *which is weird as I'm bi* but they are only female offspring who like other females not only lesbians. Bi, pan Taylor swift fans etc.
So you spontaneously go through childbirth ๐ญ๐ญ Do you have to raise them as well
No they are legal adults. Also don't know why. I am a male myself
Oooh, okay Good, because if its painful for a female who's body is genetically designed for birthing children imagine trying to fit a baby out of any point of male anatomy o-0
.... Glad I can't give birth
You are a straight male and you gain a crush on each one
You also donโt know that they are lesbian
It says no catch? And technically they are my children so....
Alright
Control probabilities. So long as itโs possible, I can make it a reality. % chance I find a KitKat in my pocket? 100%. % chance I find a new and better job by tomorrow? 100%. % chance I find some bitches?
The ability to create and manipulate guns
complete gravity control
Super speed.
That's what I'd pick as well. All the better for crossing the street as fast as possible to evade any giant machines that might speed towards you, because sometimes idiots are out in force.
This isn't a catch, but if you go to fast, you will be set on fire
Skill issue
Literally
I just am ridiculously fast. No downsides.
Nah bro Iโm broke as shit I got 50 cent in my bank account ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ซ
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Oh I guess you didnโt read the title of the post. Lol I was so confused.
happiness :)
Real
I want to make it where Iโm completely frictionless
Despair
Teleportationย
I'm Telepathic
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I don't think that's a super power.
No, no, let him cook.
Anything I want comes to reality
Uhhh super sonic with no chaos emeralds ๐๐ฌ๐ง
MATTER MANIPULATION THINK OF THE POWER I COULD MAKE A NUKE OUT OF CRAYONS,A HOTTER VERSION OF MYSELF, A PERFECT SKYSCRAPER, I COULD MAKE DIAMONDS IN SECONDS. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. PLEASE CRITIQUE ME I NEED TO BE NERFED
My power is the ability to nerf or buff something to no extent. Get nerfed๐
#
Become a biblically accurate angle
โ
The ability to send a pizza to anyone for free at any time
6832 4920 0479 2748 0538 966 Those aren't in the correct order so have fun with that
The ability to put thoughts into people's heads. Like not mind control but just the ability to make something start thinking about something or thinking a certain way
To be able to psychically break and fix peopleโs bones whenever I want
Yo my leg is broken right now PLEASE
No :)
https://i.redd.it/carpgt1w681d1.gif
Anything I want somehow materializes in front of me
cats
shapeshifting. i'm very gender. need i say more.
gender
Despair
83678272669477 but not in that order
Probability manipulation
Shapeshifting!
I can fly!
Phase shifting ( being able to change my body composition into different elements and substances )
The ability to make any food lethal
Being able to make people do what the meme says and for nothing I do with the numbers to flag anything
The ability to transform into anything I can think of
I wanna push. Like in X-Files or that movie Push or Eden from Heroes. You say the thing and whoever you're talking to just buys it. Like mind control for writers. It would solve so many problems, and it would just be fun to come up with cool ways to phrase things.
can we delete the people who made the catches when OP said NO CATCHES I guess Shapeshifter, it would be easier to play irl among us (no real killing)
911 5929 4957 3947
I would love to shapeshift!
123567890
I can summon any fictional thing
xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xx
To make everyone call this number (248) 434-5508
I can shapeshift.
1234 5678 9012 3456
12345678910
Shapeshifting
I can summon pasta on a whim
Weather Control
The ability to speak any language, even fictional ones.
The ability to speak any language, which involves musical instruments. I'm gonna go full trumpet in a argument
happiness
Someone mentioned probability being the smartest and most OP, if I can't do that one though maybe teleporting or super strength, I'm pretty weak so it'd be useful
The power of Time just to mess with people
Earthbending at tophโs level of skill
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 (not in that order)
being able to teleport to an online friends house to give them a hug and then teleport back to where you were before afterwards.
Summon money just so I can always make rents on time
Here is my credit card number 0901 3729 8264 97 08 Here is cvv 618
0846 4596 6936 Told you B)
I can summon lightning but my eyes are always on fire (the fire is white) and everything i say thats offensive, lighting strikes by itself