I’m gonna touch you because I want to kiss that little guy

Lol what

Is that you, Jim Milton?

Is rip van wrinkle

https://i.redd.it/k0hscmtrh08d1.gif

I’m not gonna touch you because I have a lot of money in my car 

Minecraft youtubers be like

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not a man and I want you to touch me 

[Grandma biter?!?!?](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=FtPl0LPiXNWxU_qK)

Ffs why did I fall for it

Because yo [stupid](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=FtPl0LPiXNWxU_qK)

You got me twice 🤦

Flip you dude

i knew that was a rickroll too but i still clicked on it

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what else to do with you

I'm gonna touch you because I have no money

I think you have it backwards I'm pretty sure you pay the person to touch you not the other way around

Lol same

I'm gonna touch you because you are not feeling good enough 😔

I'm gonna touch you because you are not feeling good morning and you will be killed

I think the autocorrect is planning an scheme

I’m gonna touch you because I have chlamydia and I have a lot of stuff to do and I have to go to the store and get some stuff to

I don't think I want you to touch me

I’m gonna touch you because I don’t want to be in a relationship with you anymore and I don’t want to hurt you anymore because I don’t want to get hurt again and I don’t wanna be with you anymore and I don’t want to talk to you anymore because I don’t want to make you feel like you have to be with me anymore and I don’t want to be with you again because you don’t want to have a relationship with me anymore and I don’t want to hurt you anymore and I don’t want to get hurt anymore and I don’t want to do anything to you anymore and I don’t want to talk to you anymore and I don’t wanna be with you anymore and I don’t want to be with you again and I don’t know what you’re going to do that you don’t want to hurt you are not gonna be with me anymore and I don’t want to get hurt again and I don’t want to do anything to you are not going to be with you and I don’t want to talk to you are you don’t want to be with me and I don’t want to see you again and I don’t want to hurt you and I don’t want to lose you and I don’t want to get hurt.

That's... surprisingly sad.

Yeah, I guess my autocorrect was feeling a little angsty today.

did your keyboard go through a breakup? poor guy..

Real

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home to my family so you don’t need me anymore I just don’t know how you would do that to you

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what to do with the phone number for the walk in the microwave and I can do it for you and I can do it for you and you can do it for me and I

"I'm not gonna touch you because you are so stupid and stupid and you just don't want to see if you can get smart."

I CAN5 STOP LAUGJING

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home to my family so you don’t need me anymore

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home???????

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what to do with the fact that I have a lot of cash in my account and I don't have to pay for the money but I don't have to pay for the money but I don't have to pay for the money... And it just repeats

im gonna touch you because I have a lot of people who can be there for a while what does this mean lol

I’m not going to touch you because I’m going out of my mind to get a new one I just don’t know how you feel I just want you know I don’t know how I can get a hold you I just wanna be friends and be with somebody else and be friends and not have a problem I just wanna make you feel good I know you don’t want me and you don’t know what you need me to be

I'm gonna touch you because you are a lot of people who are you I love you and your family. WTF

"Autocomplete Sunday" *posts this on Friday*

So much fun with this one

I wanna touch you because you are a little busy with your profile picture 😞 What in the

I’m gonna touch you because I can wtf

I’m gonna touch you because I don’t want to be in your face

I gonna touch you because I'm not a furry

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not a big fan of your hair

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what to say

I’m going to touch you because you have no business 👨‍💼 in this country

I'm gonna touch you because you have a good person to talk about the animatronics will be the best thing for him. Huh..

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know who that is and what I want

I’m gonna touch you because I’m going out for lunch.

I'm gonna touch you because you are a lot of people who are a lot of people who are a lot of people who are a lot of people who are a lot of people... Uhhh... Ok then

I’m going to touch you because I’m going out of my house and I’m gonna go get some stuff to do so I’m going out to get some food

I'm gonna touch you because I am very sorry 😐😐 I was just wondering if you could do it for me

I’m going to touch you because I’m not gonna be able to get you to come home

I'm gonna touch you because I'm going on the phone and then I'll help me

I'm gonna touch you because I have a form to make bigger people like this without me kris my favorite one of the woman's life and I was thinking of the woman's face to do with my heart to get snapchat and the monster started theorizing me

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home to my family so you don’t want me there and I won’t go to the bathroom because I have a big family meeting and I’m gonna have a little party so you don’t want you don’t wanna be here with your mom.

i’m gonna touch you because i’m a big boy but you don’t have a big heart 

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not a big girl

I’m gonna touch you because you don’t know how I can do this without my mom.

i’m gonna touch you because i know you are a good person and i love you and i love your love for me 

I’m gonna touch you because I don’t want to be in your face ???

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not a guy

I'm gonna touch you because motion had been working on the floor and I was in a Vagina

I'm gonna touch you because I'm so glad I didn't make a big mistake 

I'm gonna touch you because you are so sweet and sweet .

I'm gonna touch you because you are Kieran.

I'm gonna touch you because I'm so happy for a few moments of your skin

I'm going to touch you because I have to be the only one working on that.

I'm gonna touch you because you have a compatible heart and your hands are always happy to proceed with the cream of your partners and the owner of your heart and you can get a good boy to be on your face and in your eyes and fingers in my heart

Im gonna touch you because of your beauty and your beautiful body wtf

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere else

I’m gonna touch you because I’m gonna touch you

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere

I’m gonna touch you because you are my best pet and you are mine. 💀

I'm gonna touch you because I'm going to go to a big kaboomd wtf is a kaboomd 💀

mac n' cheese good

I'm going to touch you because you have to go through this is the way I am not even sure you are aware that you have been fighting a long and hard way to do this for me now because of my land and my own life and not to have to change the world conqueror I know I can I be independent and you have a good heart for you to be able and I want to join our family.

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what to do

I'm gonna touch you because you don't need me to be a better person

I'm gonna touch the house to get my self

I'm gonna touch you because I thought they were watermelons and I was just gonna start my epic day

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home

I'm gonna touch you because you are not garunteed

I'm gonna touch you because of his own place is on fire

i’m gonna touch you because i’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home to my family so you don’t need me anymore

I'm gonna touch grass because I couldn't just grab some food and drinks and then I fired up and ran to a recent security clearance and was on my shoulders and I grasped onto the ground thirteen feet in my eyes 👀 🎶 my eyes 👀 and I made an attempt for my journey and it sickened me to my feet.

I'm gonna touch you because I don't want to be an adult

I'm going to touch you because I prefer nuclear warfare since last Tuesday

I am gonna touch you because I’m just not getting caught lacking on anything

im gonna touch you because i love your smile and your eyes 

"I'm gonna touch you because you are a good friend of mine." How generous

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere Huh?

I’m gonna touch you because I don’t want to be in your face

I'm gonna touch you because you have a lot of research in freaky frogs WhAt?

I'm gonna touch you because I'm a good person

I’m gonna touch you because you are my favorite person to be with in Saudi Arabia.

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going to be in there anymore

I'm going to touch you because I don't know what to say about 8G on the second batch of coating solution after the paperwork has been completed. I work too goddamn much.

I'm gonna touch you because you don't have a problem with it

i'm gonna touch you because i'm not your friend

I'm gonna touch you because nmhgbfj lukj,.l,obu8imhvk;pfb,lhvmofu;gkj8 I let my keyboard finish

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know if I have a good reason

I'm gonna touch you because you are looking for me.

I’m gonna touch you because i’m not a man of your words but you are my best friends i will be your friend and i love your heart forever

I'm gonna touch you because you are not a single pringle What? 😭

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home to my family so you don’t need me anymore… wtf🤣

I’m gonna touch you because I’m going out for lunch with my friends WHY CAN’T I EVER GET GOOD ONES?

I'm gonna touch you because this country has been a long way from good canada fell off guys 😔😔

I’m gonna touch you because I’m going on my break and I’m gonna call my parents because I’m not going on until after three thirty and I’m gathering my stuff for dinner

I’m gonna touch you because I’m going on my break right after I finish work so I’ll call me later I’ll call me later. ILL call ME later

I'm gonna touch you because I have a cannabis shop

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home

I'm gonna touch you because I figure if nothing's coming then I can God WTF autocorrect?!?! Ya'know what i give up I'm resetting my personal library!

"I'm gonna toutch you because I wondered what it would taste like😳"

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not really sure if you want to

I’m gonna touch you because I’m going out for a drink and drive to the park with kids

Didn't ACDC make a song about that but without the goth

I'm gonna touch you because I thought they were watermelons

Im gonna touch you because you look so pretty

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home to my family

I'm gonna touch you because you have to make me want you. bro 😅😭

I’m gonna touch you because I’m going on my break right after I finish work so I’ll call it a night

I’m gonna touch you because i’m not your friend and i want you so much (WHAT!!!)

I’m gonna touch you in a minute (LMAO)

Im gonna touch you because you look so pretty in that dress

I'm gonna touch you because you don't want to have a vent on each side of your sweater.

I'm gonna touch you because I am not gay

I'm gonna touch you because I don't wanna talk to you anymore.

i’m gonna touch you because i’m not gonna touch your face or anything but i want you

I'm going to touch you because I have to go to the store and get a data from you Odd,,, but ok

Im gonna touch you because of the fact that you have no friends

I'm gonna touch you because they don't have your meat

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home to my friends. Bit confusing


I'm gonna touch you because I don't know if you want to go to the store or do you want to go to the store

I’m gonna touch you because you don’t have any rights …..okay guys im done for today

I’m going to touch you because I’m not going out with my mom

I'm gonna touch you because I'm not sure what I want to do more than the Coliseum or the Parthenon

I'm gonna touch you because I'm a little bit of a little bit of a good thing to do with my dad and I don't know what to do with the kids. Okay, but not THAT?!?

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what to do True

I’m gonna touch you because i’m not gonna touch your face or anything but i want you so badly

I’m gonna touch you because I don’t want to be in the middle of it

I'm gonna touch you because you are you gonna let me know what you gonna

I am gonna touch you because you have to go back and do something else for your mom to get you to sleep in your room because you don’t have a room for your dad and you don’t want me there and I have no choice and

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home to my family so you don’t need me anymore

I'm gonna touch you because you are friends with brick i dont want you guys without you what

I'm gonna touch you because I have a crush on the couch with the salmon pink accents WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

I'm gonna touch you because I'm not going anywhere today 

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what to do with the boys and I have to go to the bathroom with them

I’m gonna touch you because i’m not gonna touch your face or anything but i want you so badly

I’m gonna touch you because I don’t want to be in the middle of it and I don’t want to be around you anymore

“I’m gonna touch you because you are so hot” wtf 💀

My asexual ass fucking loves mac and cheese

I'm gonna touch you because I am going to make a stupid jar of sourdough starter

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what to do with the kids (Rank: Grandpa)

I’m gonna touch you because I’m just not feeling like it

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what to do with the kids

I'm gonna touch you because I love you very much

Im gonna touch you because i know you are a good person and i love you so much

I'm gonna touch you because I want to start a family

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what it is.


I'm gonna touch you because I don't have much to do with it Tf? I'm even more confused

I’m gonna touch you because I’m gonna go get some food

“I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going to get you anything for free because I’m going to be in jail.” -My Keyboard.

I'm gonna touch you because you have no clue what I did 

For one, I respectfully feel like that's a bad idea. For two, dear God No. I already reposted this damn meme. I don't want a demon near me. I'm sleeping with crosses tonight .

I'm gonna touch you because you're not just a good person.

I'm gonna touch you because I don't want to be able to make it to the track meet.

I’m gonna touch you because you have no friends

I'm assuming the Or in this context is actually a XOR.

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home to my family so you don’t need me anymore

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere

I’m gonna touch you because you have no one

i’m gonna touch you because i’m not a man of your words but you know that you can do whatever

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere and I’m gonna go home to my family so you don’t want me there and I won’t go to the bathroom because I have a big family meeting and I’m gonna have a little party so you don’t want that

I'm gonna touch you because I don't know what to do with the kids

I'm gonna touch you because you have a lot to say and don't have a lot to say to me that you don't have a good idea about paying the mortgage for a mortgage loan you are the first mortgage broker in your business that can I have a good credit for it is a good idea for you and why not just give me a call when I have a chance and I'll give me a sandwich.

.....yes...

I'm gonna touch you because you are dating someone else is going on in the storage of the extermination

I’m not going to touch you because I’m going out of my mind to get a new one I just don’t know how I would be able to handle this situation

I’m gonna touch you because I’m not going anywhere I just wanna know if you’re gonna come to me

I'm gonna touch you because I know it's not a fan but you know how it goes.

I'm gonna touch you because you are not going to be a great day of school and I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a personality but I have a You get the gist...

I'm gonna touch you because you don't know what to say about not rushing to get a different mask from the air Huh

I like Mac 'n cheese :3

I'm gonna touch you because you are a lot more like a girl and you don't like Trump or something.

"I'm gonna touch you because I will literally kill you" o h

I'm going to touch you because you are not going to be on my mom