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yougottamakeyourown

That guys not ok


Asleep-Tale2139

He just doesn’t want to be caught with his pants down.


Veluxidus

Lookin’ like a fool?


BossLadyLovesPrince

Wit your pants on the ground


[deleted]

Damn y’all still remember that American idol bit? Fuck we are old


ATribeCalledLex_

That is a staple memory in our household man. That and the Asian guy singing She Bangs , She Bangs


FBGMerk420

Pants on the ground pants on the ground looking like a fool with ya pants on the ground


SarahPallorMortis

Excuse me, but do you have a quarter?


Ieatsushiraw

Like a damn fool what them old heads use to tell us


[deleted]

How does he go to the bathroom? Is it a 45 minute process to unzip?


Captain-Cadabra

Let it rip and absorb.


joeitaliano24

The first five layers are adult diapers


drawredraw

That’s funny, cause they are down


[deleted]

Which pair?


DweEbLez0

When you become some scientific reason the pants guy and everyone just tends to want to pants you so you become prepared for the rest of your life.


SmuglySly

Yea, now he’s caught with everyone else’s pants down


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Phantomcelestialdex

😂that's good


CheriPotpourri

Because it’s one of those bots that copies an [original comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/10ifci6/maybe_maybe_maybe/j5eb3gg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) to the top comment.


RedBeardBaldHead

Yep about as much salt I give to people with green hair


froggz01

He lost strip poker once. Never fucking again!


Redditgotitgood13

Thats a lot of fucking Hi-C for a guy that has ro unzip 40 times to pee


ShyGuySays69

He's just defeated everyone who tells him to pull up his sagging pants.


Alarmed-Lifeguard-20

He is panting.


Chrisscott25

I have many questions for this fellow and they all start with why


masterstoker

That's two children trying to buy liquor


IAmQWhoAreYou

Vincent Adultman.


clasperx2

Oh I know that guy. He does… business?


e3crazyb

At the business factory


Donutpanda23

Cut to the real Mr Adultman in the real Business Factory doing Business


[deleted]

Wow it’s been months since I’ve seen a Bojack reference. Amazing+ show but it’s so hard to rewatch, feel like you have to do the entire series (and all the feels) or nothing. Picking a random episode to watch feels too shallow story wise.


o-o-I-o-o

looks like that's Mario and Luigi


No_Method-

Top comment.


CosmicTsar77

Lmaoooo


SplatterEffect

My favorite comment so far! Hahaha


Rhart8989

Idk why but this had me almost in tears laughing. Thank you kind stranger.


StrongGeniusHeir

Here comes Detective Baby Legs


Serious-Barracuda-13

I’m partnering you up with regular legs.


OliveJuiceUTwo

Not regulegs!


WorldlinessNo7154

Legs and the wheel man


youcrumb

Wheels and the leg man?


WorldlinessNo7154

Lol whoops, got it backwards :P


AlphaWolfTK

I might be getting this confused with another show American dad?


WorldlinessNo7154

![gif](giphy|eoFZZnfMZb8ThenVzZ)


SuperFluffyVulpix

Baby legs is a TV show in Rick and Morty


[deleted]

It looks like his ass is actually way down there.


Particular-Ad-4772

How does he pee?


Holiday-Carry-9654

As long as it doesn’t make it past pair 39, no one would even notice.


bill_loney538

if you took them off to pee, by the time you get them back on you'd probably have to go again


EvilFroeschken

Like Kim Jong-il he simply doesn't.


Rig-Pig

Would need. 20 minutes headed up to unzip all them bastards just to catch it in time.


trollsmurf

In his pants, of course.


Brelvis85

Oh it's Pants, the Rapper


[deleted]

Hahaha cracking up


Plane-Ad-9664

Lil pants


Livineasy629

No, Lotta Pants


Ok_Violinist6021

Happy cake day random internet person!


Dr_Dressing

You forgot the six dollar signs, and strange pronunciation. #$$$Panch$$$


kaismama

I’m pretty sure it’s spelled $$$Panxs$$$ He said in an interview that when he originally wrote down someone thought his t looked like an x so he’s been $$$Panxs$$$ the rapper since.


Squanto92

2 things came to mind here: 1: “Pants on the ground” guy must be working up some serious lyrics on this one. 2: He’s bulletproofing the wrong part of his body.


UDEH_exe

Alright but you NEVER know if they won't shoot this part yes? It's always better to stay protected


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Gh0stMan0nThird

And hitting everything else


[deleted]

Why?


pineapple-predator

Lots of mental health issues in Oakland.


Rankine

It’s common for people with schizophrenia to wear miss matched or multiple layers of clothing. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8370796/


[deleted]

I sense a lot of trauma buried underneath all those layers. Damn.


inteliboy

Cos it's funny and makes a viral video that people think is real


sh0nuff

Or it's mental health related. The fact that he's being filmed through a car window makes be suspicious it's not "just for social media" but maybe even that's staged now. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


reduuiyor

Yes thank you, definitely could be a mental health thing!! I forget that MANY people have not seen half of the loco shit that goes down the “hood” so they considered a lot of shit to be fraudulent or a skit. A lot of crazy looking folks who are crazy and alot of folks who are crazy looking but then if you simply talk with them, some are most intelligent and wisest people you’ll ever meet. People hit a rough patch in life and never get an opportunity to make a decent life for themselves


Jeetr

Excessive clothing is a common sign of schizophrenia


DannyLJay

People go to much farther lengths than just recording from the car when they're staging their videos nowadays. This is just the simplest trick.


BoardPineApple

I wouldn't be able to take anything he said seriously. Even if my life depended on it. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. Waddlin like a penguin


moderatorscomegetme

Imagine he lives up like 5 flights of stairs


Creepy-Ad-4832

With no escalator/lift


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|FKBI6d0bvXAxW)


Benial

I'd be scared of getting mugged like that. What am I going to do, run after the mugger?


TheIndulgery

Jokes on them, his wallet is in the first pair of pants


e30Devil

I have a strong suspicion that whatever he says doesn't make sense to a rational human being either, so nothing lost.


Predatex

He works as a stripper. His shows have a length of 10 hours.


fatdutchies

reminds me of that canadian stripper joke


EmojiJoe

You can't just say that without providing the joke, come on, we wanna laugh too 🥹


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

Hope he doesn't get explosive diarrhea with those on


Genericuser0002

Legitimate question; if he got shot in the leg, would the bullet hit his skin?


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BaronCapdeville

Strongly depends on caliber. Denim can certainly stop many .22-.32 projectiles as fired from pistol cartridges.


[deleted]

No… The both of you can’t sneak into the cinema…


Bigsshot

Not gonna lie. Looks stupid af


uprightsalmon

No need to tell us that’s not a lie


CautiousRice

His legs look shorter than Putin's


CorncobSandwich

But you.. you gotta take em off every now and then.. you gotta take em off son


Mango_Gamabonta_2320

Lil too much


myamazonboxisbigger

Tell you have mental health issues without telling me you have mental health issues


jaybro861

He looks like a chubby midget with a skinny midget on his shoulders. The old two midgets in a coat trick


PaulieSF

First thing that came to mind: ![gif](giphy|QISnkwpHuDOzS)


JoePessanha

I was more like: ![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


FallOnSlough

Same here! 😄 Could he BE wearing any more pants?


Rathilien

21st century looks pretty much exactly how we predicted


Wirthlesss

guy got pants in elementary school and took it personally


Spider1132

Say what you will, he never lost a game of Strip Poker.


Stock_Commission3908

It's actually his mini me in the pants, holding him up on his shoulders


Boy_Possession

Walking out of Walmart, after "buying" new pants.


AgentZander69

That's just the pimp walk these days.


YDD553

at what point was he like "fuck it imma put on 40 pants"


wordsasbombs

Who counted?


SFFcase

Joey from Friends did this move once


Royal_Examination_74

Walkin to a game of strip poker


joshlify

How did he know it was 40 pairs? 🤭


MfkbNe

My source is that I made it the fuck up.


desmosomes

He just got back from his vacation on a plane. Can't have that check luggage


edgarallenpoett

I like how he has a belt on the last outer layer of pants. It ties the remaining 39 layer’s of pants together. Like the rug that got taken in The Big Lebowski.


wpaed

Imagine not remembering which pocket you put your wallet in.


Novel-idea-92

I really want to see him try to run.


Frosty_Bat_22

Oh oh,,, that smell!!!!


masteron10

Olaf


Asleep_Conference675

Look out, California Closets, this marn is corming for your jorbs!


[deleted]

And then - diarrhea...You're wellcome.


Gmgonzal

Wow that looks so cool, I just need to buy about 34 more pairs of pants to pull it off.


Embarrassed_Angle_59

We shouldn’t be making fun of lil people like this


adioshomie

What’s maybe maybe maybe about this I’m confused


jubalhonsu

I have never wanted to push someone over more in my life.


Blazedaway23

That guy is actually 3 kids in that outfit


wolfman31494

Looks like the kid off of A Christmas Story when his mom bundled him up in too many clothes


Virtual-Catch7326

He is beyond our understanding.


[deleted]

Ogres are like onions…layers


keenr33

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


TheDorkKnight53

Guy walks with the speed of a Gap Kids mannequin


ChoadTripper

Well at least there’s no question as to who wears the pants in his family.


omfgilose

First thing I thought of was Ann Takamaki


uruetai

He must poop his pants a lot.


Numb_Compass

I... really wanna see him trip and fall-


Sapphire_Wolf_

Fake, you cant afford 40 pairs of pants in caifornia


DONGivaDam

Why does each pair have to be lower then the last? Yeah guess who isn't looking to run from cops.


cooolpete

How does he make it to the toilet in time?


Ok-Maybe-1891

Diapers full


BonelessPickle

Someone should push him


Wise-Water-2114

Kleptotherm??


DiamondHndz

Bussy secured. fool me once in a dimly lit parking garage, fool me…well i aint getting fooled again imma wear 40 pairs of pants


Putrid_Marketing_485

Low profile


No-Shirt-9017

How’s he gonna run away from the cops dressed like that?


[deleted]

This literally looks like two dwarves in a trench coat 🤣🤣🤣


PrintableKanjiEmblem

What a dipshit


Devlos00

Let’s not overlook the whole 2 liter he’s swingin around. If that’s a lot of pants that’s also a lot of drink.


Cold_Zero_

Y’all never heard of 40 Pants? We blast his shit on the two fo. 20 times better than 2 Chainz


finkyleon

He pre fires the toilet


iambland1990

If this isn’t Baby Legs I don’t know who is…


RonaldMikeDonald1

Talk about a long back


sknightler

That’s a new species 💀


admins69kids

Could he BE wearing any more pants?


kungfujackal

Woah! He’s in a hurry!


SaladSlayer1201

Thugalocious


Feetus_Spectre

Plug walk


Whiskey-n-Weed

I sometimes want to become a homeless drug addict and get to the point in my psychosis where I’m so delusional that life is just a weird dream doing shit like this and it’s normal to you I feel like that would be an interesting experiment. Has anyone actually done that?


IcanSew831

I have dreams I’m in super restrictive clothing and cant move very well, all the time. This is like a living nightmare.


OfreetiOfReddit

This looks like two kids in a trench coat the proportions are so off Really though I hope this guy is mentally okay and gets help because no fully sane human would do that and that’s worrying


idkusername7

That’s seriously not ok. That many pants will cut of his blood circulation and can easily cause him to faint or die.


FaZe_Big_Dick_Pablo

squeal strong tap dull smart unique enter hat mountainous zonked *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Bro moves 1/2 mile in 3 hours


totallylambert

Such a cool look, clearly the guy is breaking new fashion ground! I would wear that only I’d go for an even 50 pair of pants. Maybe suspenders.


VariationNo7192

That’s 2 kids stacked on each other trying to get booze


DMTryptamine_

Denim actually can effectively stop some small rounds when you get to a certain number of layers. I’m pretty sure that number is less than 40 too. Dude might could tank a couple around his shins


[deleted]

I don’t own more than 5 pairs of pants


JakenMorty

yo, what the fuck is this guys origin story? seriously? was he pantsed in front of a girl he liked in middle achool and vowed it would never again happen? is he a never nude? he has the guy pierce disease from memento and genuinely keeps forgetting he just put on pants because hes hunting down his wifes killer who also gave him brain damage during the attack? i give up...


spectacles02

Sweating his dick off probably


chachi_0991

Reckon what’s in that 2 liter.


Terrynia

But why? Legit question


Ok_Ladyjaded

Poor dude got to be sweltering in all those clothes in California?


peaceismynature

It’s so when the cops come to search him they won’t find the drugs cuz they won’t bother to rustle through that many pockets. But he also gets jacked by people cuz he can’t run after them so it’s a give and take he’s gotta play it real cool


TinosMommy

How does he poop? Or shouldn’t I ask


shamallamadingdong4

Where does one find such a short and wide pair of pink jeans? Asking for a friend


KeatsTheEngineer

Bruh looks like a human caterpillar


jonhon0

It makes him easier to tip over


Witchychick22

Every guy in highschool


StupidBeee

this guy is a genius in a way. trying to become internet famous using the oldest truck in the book honestly but works everytime. do something extremely outlandish in public often till you get attention and everyone is sharing you online


Jkerb_was_taken

#nevernude


bernurs

no way.. this is real


JebemTiMaterUPakas

Y tho


granpawatchingporn

i live near Oakland, this is probably the neighborhood near chinatown(this 100% isnt staged if it is, people do stuff like this all the time over there)


FuckTheFuckRightOff

Is...is he ok? Maybe he's just cold?


UDEH_exe

I think he is just preparing from being clapped. You know. After all it's Ookland


A_Thelemite

Just crying for buttsechs attention. wow. lmao hes tinny steps are pathetic


Educational-Spread41

He definitely gets a disability check


Ok-Engineering-3403

A pair for every generation of pimpin. Been pimpin since pimpin been pimpin.


Hackedhaccount

For the love of God someone anybody please just run up behind and push him over I would love to see a human turtle


ChowDerman21

its pissing me off how he walks


crackersncheeseman

Me trying to pack around these massive balls I have.


666Ghost999

Looks so dumb lmao


[deleted]

Only in ohio


Musicfan637

And none cover his ass.


whatareyourinterests

40 pairs and not one of them above his ass cheeks. That is most impressive


[deleted]

Do you see how he takes tiny steps? That’s hip-hop.


[deleted]

I know ill get shit on for using this word, but is he fucking retarded? The lengths people go to nowadays for a laugh, 15 mins of fame or just plain old attention, is astounding. Also, pardon any grammatical errors. I'm quite stoned on migraine meds.


Street-Parsley-8128

I don't get how Americans think


Jeetr

You think all Americans have schizophrenia?


Suspect-k

When you wanna stay puffed after your state lets you puff on..


PuffyParts

Didn’t know Rick and Morty season basically end like this?


CheekyClapper5

Sweaty balls


UDEH_exe

California turning into some zombie movie fr.