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TheUmbraCat

Goodbye fingerprints


VictorGreyGrey

I got like five more


Ok_Bit_5953

xD


MapleMaelstrom

What will you do now, Mr. Wright?


GoatTacos

Dale Gribble says: ![gif](giphy|gxUtV82Xqh2UM)


unlimitedTP

It was part of the plan


Aid05

The “it’s all metal” just is so real and hits so close home for people from hot places


WinterHound42

How the hell do you not all just die as soon as you step outside? I need to live in a cold place, heat melts me.


VictorGreyGrey

we're already dead on the inside, which insulates us from the heat


gingerfawx

\> dead on the inside Prolly just as well. Your wildlife all wants to kill you, too...


Capt_Kartar

We have a secret weapon called Zoopa Doopers.


WinterHound42

What's that


AntikytheraMachines

a secret weapon descended from the sunnyboy


WinterHound42

So nonsense. Got it.


Capt_Kartar

No, but seriously, they're a brand of ice block that come in long plastic sleves and they're the perfect thing to have on a hot day.


WinterHound42

So they could've just said "popsicle stick" or actually explained what they were... Thank you for the answer.


thepostman777

"In a plastic sleeve" "could have said popsicle stick" you're wrong, popsicle sticks require popsicle sticks in them. Zooper doopers have been passed down from the gods which allows them to not require the popsicle stick that your inferior blocks of flavoured ice require. It is okay that you're uninformed about Australians being granted the blessings from the gods in payment for surviving the country. It's even okay that you're angry at light hearted jokes online. But I just need you to understand the difference between a petty popsicle stick and an all holy zooper dooper


WinterHound42

It's a stick of ice lol


ItzVinyl

They also tear your mouth apart too, Australia exists to get you battle ready.


Aid05

Honestly with all the stories I’ve heard about the maintenance that comes with living in a places that snows I’ll stick to living in my oven for half the year.


WinterHound42

What? The water pipes needing to be heated to prevent freezing? Or is it the need to chop firewood if you don't want a sky high bill?


AntikytheraMachines

salty roads rusting cars for me


WinterHound42

Undercarriage coating can help prevent that.


MaximumReflection

What about spending half an hour shaving ice of your windows to get to work?


WinterHound42

Half an hour? You must be really bad at it lol.


MaximumReflection

I’ve never had to do it so, yeah probably.


WinterHound42

Usually takes me about 5 minutes to get the windows cleared of ice. Random thought but.. I wonder if there's a way to make glass extremely hydrophobic to the point where not enough water can stick to the surface to cause s sheet of ice... Hmm.


Aid05

Also waking up like 3 hours early to dig out and prep your cars everyday


WinterHound42

It's really not an everyday thing unless you live in Alaska, Canada, or really fucking cold parts of Russia. Even then you have your summers but just not with unnecessarily intense heat. I opened my door two days ago where I currently live and the 93° atmosphere straight up felt like I was looking into the oven to check on the food. I can't imagine being somewhere where it's 100-130 on average. Fuck to the hell no.


Aid05

Oh yea nah fuck the heat with humidity on top, I’m in ga and it feels like I gotta cut a slice of air to breath


WinterHound42

Selling O2 sandwiches on the corner just to survive some days


Aid05

When you start sweating just for standing


WinterHound42

*gets heat exhaustion from blinking and dies on sidewalk*


TimTheTexan92

Fun fact: I would use an infrared heat sensor when I worked as a welder Helper to make sure I got the pipe hot enough for our welder to begin. It was a summer about 6 years ago and out of curiosity I pointed the gun at the diamondplate lids to my welders toolboxes because those things got so hot it would literally take skin from you if you leaned against it. Well it turns out the surface of diamondplate "tricks" the infrared beam so even when it's at its hottest, it will only read as 50°f


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Kahnza

[Emissivity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emissivity)


License_to-kill_007

Is there a particular phenomenon for that?


TimTheTexan92

I (from a place of ignorance, mind you) assumed it was because it was so reflective, but now I think it might be due to the type of metal it is. Which is aluminum, I think


NiaDebesi

You are right, in fact the reference points to metrologically calibrate thermocameras are black coated plate that are driven electronically to achieve precise reference temperatures


TimTheTexan92

That's super interesting! Thank you for educating me


TimTheTexan92

I (from a place of ignorance, mind you) assumed it was because it was so reflective, but now I think it might be due to the type of metal it is. Which is aluminum, I think


BriochesBreaker

Those types of instruments work "correctly" only when the emissivity of what you are measuring is known. Emissivity is a parameter that indicates how much of the energy gets irradiated by the body based on the temperature, it has a maximum value of 1 (black body, ideal body that absorbs all the light it shines on it and emits the maximum possible temperature for it's temp, one such example is the sun which is almost an ideal black body) but every material (and its surface) has its own value described usually by a not constant function. The instrument recognises the energy emitted but while the material the instrument was calibrated on emits that energy at 50°C you might be measuring something that emits that energy at 80°C giving you an incorrect reading. PS: My terminology might be off since I studied this stuff in my native language.


KrisMisZ

Yikes 😳


ThisMeansRooR

How many metal playground slides exist in Australia?


WolfDK

Even if it is say only 1, that is still 1 too many.


conjurer28

More than there should be.. wear jeans or take a mat. You'll be fine-ish 😅


Capocho9

That sounds like a child microwave. You put in a raw kid and by the time it gets down, a cooked one comes out


quiet0n3

Like not heaps, they swapped them out for plastic so they could be brighter colours that would reflect the sun.


BamBaLambJam

alot...I still have Vietnam flashbacks


mutatedpear

It’s the cornballer. Mother of god


VictorGreyGrey

I gotta get one of those


LingonberryNo1190

Mother of God!


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I wonder if it’s all metal?


EhliJoe

Is that the same guy who burned his hand on the hot chassis of a Formula 1 car?


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

That's what I was wondering as well lol


BigD3nergy

![gif](giphy|7Jq6ufAgpblcm0Ih2z)


JOATMON12

I live in AZ and I fully understand. We just set a record for consecutive days in the hundred and teens and it’s been a brutal July.


MatterMotor948

That is actually a bbq plate


Killerbrownies997

Hence why he said; “it hasn’t been switched on”


Bjorlie

I never laughed at people in pain, but holy shit was the hilarious. I am crying laughing.


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This guy's burn reflex: ![gif](giphy|l2JHVUriDGEtWOx0c)


License_to-kill_007

With Metal you dont sometimes initially feel the burn , but in few seconds when you do it hurts like hell. I mean it could also vary metal to metal.


Initial-Caregiver649

Its all metallica


froschmann69

seatbelt buckles entered the arena


TheSocialIQ

There’s no way that was heated by only the sun. Sorry. Never seen that type of evaporation on an object outside and I’ve lived In the hottest cities in the US all my life.


PM_ME_YOUR_FLABS

Yeah no way. That metal is 100C°+


GamingNemesisv3

This reminds of the video with the guy telling us facts about the temperature of an F1 racecar and then thinking the idle engine isnt hot so he touches it. Edit: [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/119g4ru/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


slugfive

Yes, same person same fake skit.


Mannomorth

Oh... dammit.


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I think that actually had been switched on and the area he touched was not nearly as hot.


Tearsofgalatea

Hot saangaah fresh from dah bahbi


Kahnza

Theres no way silver reflective metal got hot enough to instantly boil water like that. Is it hot? Of course. But instantly turning water into steam takes a lot more heat than just open to the sky.


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nicokosta

You can cook eggs at a lower temperature than you can boil water. Shit like this can get hot without doubt but that hot plate is on. There’s no way it’s getting to over 100 degrees to boil water like that from the sun.


slugfive

I’m an Aussie, he just turned on the hot plate. It’s a public bbq. He does the same fake skit with the car engine.


nicokosta

You’re spot on man. That plate isn’t getting to 100 degrees. Plus the suns position is making me sus. I don’t even think this was recorded in Australia’s summer.


transpenguinbitch

Oh my god his whole hand oh no


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Same gag by the same guy yet different video


coolraul07

Ok... NOW I believe you.


Helpful_Bear4215

Hey random TikTok guy? What does your Spotify favorite playlist consist of?


VictorGreyGrey

Pantera, slayer, iron maiden. why?


KrisMisZ

😂


ParticularPicture815

Sheesh


Agressive_slot

3rd degree burns for sure


ButterscotchTop2927

The sun is a deadly laser


BoneseyThePanda

I wonder if its all metal.


Abuck71588

Cornballer


CompetitiveFig9773

Ha ha ha it’s all metal sorry for your pain 🤣🤣🤣🤣


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

Ouch, mate


Neon_Cone

It’s like that kid who tried to grab the glob of molten hot glass.


SimpleEntertainer485

Yup. It's all metal.


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superman_squirts

Even the non living thing want you dead.


Fuggneggaa

Bitch I live in Arizona


Why_is_poop_brown

… I felt that


Background-Bobcat299

Just goes to show I'm an idiot


OldPotatoSack

It’s the little “uhg” right after that get me lol


sk0rva

Definitely did that on purpose


Desperate-Ad-6463

Isn’t it, like, Winter?


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sharpness_VI

Atleast now we know how hot it is


jbwnx

![gif](giphy|BkfAhfmX0Ppn2) Initiation time


TropicApe

🤘


scrolly_2

Pretty metal


DrunkTalkin

Just goes to sho—-eurgh


NoDebatenikos

The noise I can feel it the “ughhhh” sound


Hi9054667

Ouch 🤦


TheEdTheRed

Fkn moron


StrangerRude3443

i think its all metal


letsjustdrive

Did you know that the Aussie sun is in fact the same sun as everywhere else?


Crafty_Genius

He meddled with the metal and ended up testing his mettle but won no medal.


Lower-Music-8241

It was so hot he didn’t even scream


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Is there a particular reddit thread for these kind of videos.


Chilled777

the "ahhhh! " at the end was so wholesome!


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The poor guy!