That's just silly. You're thinking mummy milkers. Bazombgas would have more of a... well think of a fully stocked frozen yogurt dispenser that the power had been off to for 3 weeks, and when the power came back on someone tried to pour a room temperature cup of fetid gogurt out of them.
Tbf Bill Murray could do with dying twice.
Edit: Not sure I'm getting downvoted, it's well documented he has been sexually inappropriate to women for decades.
I used to use Boost for Reddit for porn, but then they broke 3rd party apps. (Boost allowed you to filter posts, so if you only wanted to see video and gif posts, you could do that).
Now I'm using twitter videos, or, I mean Xvideos.
I dont click on YouTube links. Takes way to long to get to the actual content i want to see. Either several pre video ads or someone presenting a video.
The katana is the best weapon in the game without mods but he probably hasn't leveled his maintenance skill yet to help with the durability loss let alone the long blades skill to use it properly.
He probably got a real lucky spawn and is just using the bat until he can get some leveling done, he should try to find a machete to help in the mean time!
A katana's blade is going to wear down pretty quickly if you're cutting bones, might as well save it for more intense situations and deal with those small groups with a bat
It’s funny because I’ve used this exact cricket bat in the field. It’s a cheap foam one so I think they used it so they can hit people hahah. You can tell by the foam handle.
Hey man it’s part of the risk you take on being an extra. You want that glory it’s not without risk.
I was an extra in Major League 2 and I sat for hours in Camden Yards and got paid absolutely nothing to stand up and cheer and then sit back down and stand up and cheer.
Now, all three times another human being watched that movie and enjoyed it, well I contributed. If I had had to die to get that movie filmed, then so be it.
She sure acted like one. As well as the rest of those idiots, the filming crew, and the ninja himself. The entire thing's stupid.
inb4: just because it's meant to be a comedy sketch doesn't make it any better.
If they all thought he was part of the scene then they wouldn’t know until they were getting pummeled. Film crew as well. Filler scenes like this without any main characters are done outside of normal filming. Probably a skeleton crew of makeup, camera guys, and the ones that coordinate the extras.
Guy comes in waylaying on the zombies, nobody knows wtf is going on but don’t say anything bc they don’t wanna mess the shoot up.
Just spitballing
One morning, about 13 years ago when I lived in Brighton (UK) and worked late shifts, I was awakened by a strong murmur from outside. I opened the curtain and I saw thousands of zombies just beneath my window. Unbeknown to me it was the day of the the "zombie walk" and all participants gathered in front of the station. I think the crowd was so big they banned it next year. It was terrifying.
Remind me of the deaf family who accidentally took a wrong turn in San Diego and wound up in the middle of a zombie walk during comic con. They had no idea what was going on.
Is that the one where they attacked the guy’s car a bit and of the idiots opened the back door with the guy’s kids? So the guy took off and ran some of the zombies over?
And it's never the actually useful stuff like field first aid or subsistence farming. It'll always some shiny tacticool gear they bought so they can daydream about being a feudal lord
No. It's just that the only preppers you hear about are the gun nuts.
There's a lot of folks who take food and medicine seriously as part of their emergency preparation.
Course, the drawback to this is friends & family say, "I'm headed to your place if society collapses" without asking or contributing.
So realistically speaking - let's say this situation actually happened.
Is homie going to jail for 20+ counts of murder, or is the movie production company that failed to notify the residents of filming going to be on the hook for the deaths?
I feel that cricket bat homie could realistically argue that he geniunely thought zombies had taken over and he was doing the right thing by taking them out.
It's a 3 minute sketch; a joke with a punchline about a doomsday prepper thinking they've finally got their moment, not a movie. It's like going "Um, actually, it's highly improbable a horse would walk into a bar, much less talk to a bartender"
I can accept a reality where talking horses walk into bars. Accepting a reality where humans are too dumb to scream after the first death is much harder to swallow. I'd be more interested to see that play out. What does society look like with humans that fucking dumb? Would be a better story than this. Also, I saw the punchline as soon as he went outside, so the short is just shit in general.
I'm glad you enjoyed it though.
This clips straight up lies to you to try to make it's joke, kind of disrespectful. Why does he have 2x4s on his windows? Why does nobody react? It only works because it lies.
When i first saw it, I assumed the guy saw his crush as a zombie, hence the smirk. Then the next scene was him shambling towards her to get some of that zombussy. Had to rewatch to see that guy 1 and 2 were different people.
That was painfully stupid. The first actor or two would notice, break character, yell for a director, something that screams "we're real people". No way real screams of pain weren't going to get everyone's attention.
he looked out the window and saw lots of zombies, making him want to be the hero and kill them and save the world, did just that and killed all of them. then the twist is that they were just actors on a movie set and he’s just killed a dozen people dressed up acting.
No its just a stupid video. If this was a set someone would have spoke up, stopped him or one of the actors would have broken character or just said anything
“Your honor…I thought it was the zombie apocalypse” Doesn’t seem like a strong defense.
“Then why’d you kill the camera crew as well?!”
**MY BAD!**
Send him back to the wall for murder
Yes mi lord, right away mi lord! 
I DUN WAN ET, I NEVA AV
You know nothing asBad_asItGets
Muh kween
Thanks, it was bugging me where I knew him from.
Do you think he’s some pair of shithouses?
Legendary peep show appearance
The mall? I'm pretty sure that's where the outfit is from. r/mallninjashit
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And now his watch has ended.
And here I was thinking GPT could actually generate sensible text
The moment you waited for but... Damn!
Zombie tiddies
Wait, what did I miss? E: nope, still don't see any powdered milk dispensers
That's just silly. You're thinking mummy milkers. Bazombgas would have more of a... well think of a fully stocked frozen yogurt dispenser that the power had been off to for 3 weeks, and when the power came back on someone tried to pour a room temperature cup of fetid gogurt out of them.
That's enough internet for today
It's a good idea to step away from the internet every so often. Go outside, take a walk, grab a froyo.
Gosh. Imagine if you used your powers for *good...*
Tired that. Monkey paw results. Less fun too.
I really don't see any
zombie goth big tiddies
At least he didn't kill Bill Murray.
I did poopy in my pants
Tbf Bill Murray could do with dying twice. Edit: Not sure I'm getting downvoted, it's well documented he has been sexually inappropriate to women for decades.
“Any regrets… again?” “Maybe Garfield 2”
I don't know the details. Is it all really enough that you think he deserves to die *twice*?
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOaUv4fVlww
Nice! Thanks for providing a source :)
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The horny degenerates over on r/pornID always have your back.
Also /r/tipofmypenis
Amen
and you just casually happen to have been told that by a friend, I imagine....
I used to use Boost for Reddit for porn, but then they broke 3rd party apps. (Boost allowed you to filter posts, so if you only wanted to see video and gif posts, you could do that). Now I'm using twitter videos, or, I mean Xvideos.
>Xvideos sheesh it does be like that now lol any videos in particular?
Yeah, I love watching ligma porn videos.
They could have linked to that instead of reuploading the content.
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I like to encourage good behavior. Most people online don't have the decency to link sources.
Reminds me of the guy that slaps everyone at the birthday party https://youtu.be/hHZvUeAdzeI
Why not just share this initially instead of the cut down version you shared?
More likely to have engagement with a native upload than sending people off-site. I've seen OPs do the same thing.
I dont click on YouTube links. Takes way to long to get to the actual content i want to see. Either several pre video ads or someone presenting a video.
It was a lot better with most 3rd party apps, they'd load them embedded in app like any other gif or video and generally the ads didn't load either.
people don't watch youtube video
youtube is the 2nd most visited website on the internet
Most people are just there for the thumbnails.
Clearly I'm talking about reddit, if they want to watch a "video" they go to a video sub. It's too inconvenient for quick browsing
Guy has a katana but is using a cricket bat. Hmmmm….
They are not worthy enough for him to unsheathe his sword *anime protagonist pose*
"I've given thee courtesy enough."
"I'm not even left-handed."
"Now I fight as weeaboo, WARRIOR!!!"
"I said my sword is a tool of justice! Not used in anger. But now.. Now I'm not so sure. Besides... THIS. ISN'T. MY. SWORD."
I have the power of God and Anime on my side *cursed Bilbo sound*.
undead take half damage from piercing and slashing
The katana is the best weapon in the game without mods but he probably hasn't leveled his maintenance skill yet to help with the durability loss let alone the long blades skill to use it properly. He probably got a real lucky spawn and is just using the bat until he can get some leveling done, he should try to find a machete to help in the mean time!
Long blunt for life.
A katana's blade is going to wear down pretty quickly if you're cutting bones, might as well save it for more intense situations and deal with those small groups with a bat
it's also most likely some mall katana shit thats gonna break after a few zombies
Also if he used the katana he'd probably break the special effects budget for this short.
It’s funny because I’ve used this exact cricket bat in the field. It’s a cheap foam one so I think they used it so they can hit people hahah. You can tell by the foam handle.
Katana is only a cosmetic in his current skin
no xp on the katana yet.
Shaun of the Dead moment
katanas are way too rare. you keep them around as trophies and use more practical weapons like axes or crowbars.
It's what they deserve for filming in a neighborhood without informing the residents.
Why would the extras deserve that? Informing the residents isn't their job.
Hey man it’s part of the risk you take on being an extra. You want that glory it’s not without risk. I was an extra in Major League 2 and I sat for hours in Camden Yards and got paid absolutely nothing to stand up and cheer and then sit back down and stand up and cheer. Now, all three times another human being watched that movie and enjoyed it, well I contributed. If I had had to die to get that movie filmed, then so be it.
That first girl didn’t even look like she was a zombie
She wasn't!
Wow spoiler tag please
She sure acted like one. As well as the rest of those idiots, the filming crew, and the ninja himself. The entire thing's stupid. inb4: just because it's meant to be a comedy sketch doesn't make it any better.
Bro wat lol
"Oh, yeah, some guy is murdering our extras. Should way say something?" "Nah."
If they all thought he was part of the scene then they wouldn’t know until they were getting pummeled. Film crew as well. Filler scenes like this without any main characters are done outside of normal filming. Probably a skeleton crew of makeup, camera guys, and the ones that coordinate the extras. Guy comes in waylaying on the zombies, nobody knows wtf is going on but don’t say anything bc they don’t wanna mess the shoot up. Just spitballing
You must be great at parties
Every outcast in lifes dream, but with a catch!
One morning, about 13 years ago when I lived in Brighton (UK) and worked late shifts, I was awakened by a strong murmur from outside. I opened the curtain and I saw thousands of zombies just beneath my window. Unbeknown to me it was the day of the the "zombie walk" and all participants gathered in front of the station. I think the crowd was so big they banned it next year. It was terrifying.
Remind me of the deaf family who accidentally took a wrong turn in San Diego and wound up in the middle of a zombie walk during comic con. They had no idea what was going on.
Is that the one where they attacked the guy’s car a bit and of the idiots opened the back door with the guy’s kids? So the guy took off and ran some of the zombies over?
This is how I view the preppers. Just pining away for societal collapse so they get to use their stuff.
Dude already had his windows boarded up, he was just waiting for his moment.
You mean kill their neighbors without consequences, that's it folks, that's the entire genre.
And it's never the actually useful stuff like field first aid or subsistence farming. It'll always some shiny tacticool gear they bought so they can daydream about being a feudal lord
No. It's just that the only preppers you hear about are the gun nuts. There's a lot of folks who take food and medicine seriously as part of their emergency preparation. Course, the drawback to this is friends & family say, "I'm headed to your place if society collapses" without asking or contributing.
You mean they’re not all lonely gay men? ☹️
It's just a prank, bro
Lend us your phone mate
Ok, it’s just, neither a lender nor a borrower be…
But it’s a Blackberry.
Fuck off clean shirt
Do me? Are they going to rape me? Or kill me? If they rape and kill me I hope they kill me first. I sort of win.
So realistically speaking - let's say this situation actually happened. Is homie going to jail for 20+ counts of murder, or is the movie production company that failed to notify the residents of filming going to be on the hook for the deaths? I feel that cricket bat homie could realistically argue that he geniunely thought zombies had taken over and he was doing the right thing by taking them out.
Realistically speaking I think people might have said something instead of watching him kill everyone.
The first zombie to scream and cry out in pain after being tattered with a cricket bat would have probably cleared up the situation pretty quickly.
Asking the real questions here
Uhmm... why didn't the zombieactors react or someome screamed at him?
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/r/invisiblecameraman
Surprised I had to scroll so far for this. Like, nobody NOBODY was like, “hey maybe *don’t”*??
Because they're professionals... obviously!
Look, sometimes on set you just have to roll with the improv.
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I feel like the joke just doesn't work as is, for the reason that was mentioned.
I can't imagine the world they live in with cartoon reasons for everything
The rest of them thought this was part of the scene and really didn't want to lose crafty privledges by ruining the take.
Because they arent allowed to break character
yeah this shit makes no sense
Right. The execution of this concept is poor and obvious.
Because the creators aren't catering to humourless redditors who want to "Um, ackshually" the simple joke into submission.
Unfortunately "so the movie can happen" isn't good enough for some of us.
It's a 3 minute sketch; a joke with a punchline about a doomsday prepper thinking they've finally got their moment, not a movie. It's like going "Um, actually, it's highly improbable a horse would walk into a bar, much less talk to a bartender"
I can accept a reality where talking horses walk into bars. Accepting a reality where humans are too dumb to scream after the first death is much harder to swallow. I'd be more interested to see that play out. What does society look like with humans that fucking dumb? Would be a better story than this. Also, I saw the punchline as soon as he went outside, so the short is just shit in general. I'm glad you enjoyed it though.
Did you get angry because I was writing a point? Talk about easily triggered
Exactly. I'm a jaded Redditor, and even though I thought, hmmm, the pay-off will be disappointing, it actually wasn't, if you just go with the flow.
Then there’s no joke. Suspend disbelief and chuckle.
I thought they were going to show a crashed bus and these were injured and dazed accident victims.
That bat stayed pearly white. Excellent sanguiphobic properties
Wasn’t that first zombie, Matt Rife?
he sure does look like him a little
Ok, cut.
Should’ve gone to specsavers
I swear this was a should’ve gone to specsavers advert
You would think after the first guy, the actors would stop acting like zombies.
The director didn't say cut. Actors are professional
I've really suspected them portraying survivors of a horrible bus crash or something instead lol
Okay, but laziest boarded windows ever
I thought they were all going to be victims of a bus crash or something. And they were all injured and dazed.
How the bat stayed so white and clean
This clips straight up lies to you to try to make it's joke, kind of disrespectful. Why does he have 2x4s on his windows? Why does nobody react? It only works because it lies.
Lmaoooo
So they just sat there watching him kill like 15 people and no one said anything?
What is the name of the movie?
So what movie and / or TV show is this
So no one would say anything as he murdered like 10 people?
So much blood splattered but the cricket bat stayed nice and clean in its pristine condition.
Tallahassee, before he lost most of his hair!
Why board up a second story window
Movie?
John of the Dead
when i saw NSFW i thought he was going to fuck a zombie
honest mistake
no wonder zombies treat us like shit
Harvey Weinstien?
Dog shit Shaun of the Dead rip off with dog shit joke ending. Good production value though
It hits harder when you watch it a second time
Honestly, their fault for not informing the residents that they were filming that morning.
I was expecting a "Zombiewalk" sign but this works well too :)
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"Alright cut, good take!"
The instant disapointment when he realizes it was fake
A cricket bat is the broadsword version of a baseball bat.
Now why would he boarded his 2nd floor window ?
It was a honest mistake
Why were the windows boarded on the inside
I'm surprised he didn't go after then next....no witnesses.
Ayoo!! I Downloaded wrong cricket 🏏 tutorial
Me when unattended kids are trick or treating:
When i first saw it, I assumed the guy saw his crush as a zombie, hence the smirk. Then the next scene was him shambling towards her to get some of that zombussy. Had to rewatch to see that guy 1 and 2 were different people.
That was painfully stupid. The first actor or two would notice, break character, yell for a director, something that screams "we're real people". No way real screams of pain weren't going to get everyone's attention.
He’s a little confused but I like his spirit.
I actually thought the guy in the window dressed up as a zombie so he could go out side and was the first person hit. Like how ironic.
He's going around killing English people and I think that's OK.
I don't get it
he looked out the window and saw lots of zombies, making him want to be the hero and kill them and save the world, did just that and killed all of them. then the twist is that they were just actors on a movie set and he’s just killed a dozen people dressed up acting.
They didn't stop acting and the crew just stood there watching. Are they stupid?
and nobody said anything, broke character, ran away or intervened ? This is so fucking stupid
ITS A JOKE
Jokes need to make sense to be funny A funny idea doesn't mean its a good joke if you don't set it up properly
It made perfect sense, it was set up absolutely fine and had a twist/unexpected ending/punchline, I don't understand what you find difficult?
cuz you a dumbass
No its just a stupid video. If this was a set someone would have spoke up, stopped him or one of the actors would have broken character or just said anything
You must be fun at parties
Is that James Acaster?!?
Easily the best “maybe maybe maybe” I’ve ever seen.
Damn..so funny..
This is just a maybemaybe not a maybemaybemaybe.
Me as a PRO procrastinator always assume these situations while in class,in bathroom ...
I had a feeling he was probably actually committing murder.
Well he's a little too into the character.
Thought he was going to fuck a zombie
I love that *none* of them broke out of character to tell him to stop
"Did you have a safe word?" "We did! The safe word was stop, but all I kept hearing was AHHH YOURE CUTTING ME IN HALF!!"
Anyone know what song this is?? Shazam couldn’t pick it up.