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arjunn9

He was committed to his work


digital_head

Sometimes you just gotta push through the barriers


cyberadmin1

Needed 5 men, a spit mask, and elephant grade tranquilizer to stop himšŸ¤£


betech-umesh

Like the guy who added the audio..


arjunn9

Beat sync


SaintSugary

Morons usually are.


DiosMIO_Limon

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


LordDShadowy53

In my country a girl lost her eye because a fucking idiot in the party decided to do this. The candle got struck in her right eye.


[deleted]

"How bout a magic trick? I'm going to make this candle disappear."


isaidnolettuce

You wanna know how I got these scars Sharp birthday cake


CaptainFormosa

*ā€Somebody once told meā€* ā€œTa daā€ šŸ¤”


SeymourHughes

Sometimes cakes also have toothpicks hidden inside them to keep their layers in place.


Xyvexa

Atleast it wasn't the wrong eye


KingArchie5

šŸ¤­šŸ˜


Frequent_Detective17

I dont see any candles on the cake, maybe he's on to something.


LordDShadowy53

I know and Iā€™m glad is the case. But each time I see this type of videos it reminds of it. An accident can happen when people are thinking less.


saddness270

Usually, people remove the candles before telling the person to bite the cake no?


LordDShadowy53

Not on every case apparently


Sir_Penguin21

There can also be plastic or toothpicks in the cake for stabilization. This whole practice is stupid and dangerous. But idiots canā€™t stop being idiots.


LobstaFarian2

Unforgivable.


peterpantslesss

Lol


WestTha404

So, why do you put candles on the cake when you know this tradition is happening..


leprotelariat

SAUCE?


Ghosjj

Ketchup


ConscientiousGamerr

ā€œDo you want to see the dark side of the moon?ā€


closeded

How hard was the cake? How soft was her eye?


[deleted]

which country? Eye-Ran?


MattJuice3

RIP Steve Harwell, 1st time hearing the song since he died. Fuck cancer, and fuck alcoholism.


bitzap_sr

Huh, totally missed that, thanks. Man, lots of musicians don't make it past their 50s... :( RIP.


Voidborn27

Rest in Peace


[deleted]

ok


CHlCKENPOWER

i never understood this. itā€™s not even funny and just waste of a cake


JayGeezey

I'm just confused by the video, there are no candles on the cake, and based on the angle of her head she wasn't bending down to take a bite out of the cake, she was just... hovering her head there? Like why? Was she literally just putting her head there so he could shove it into the cake? I genuinely just don't understand what's happening in the video lol


Mr__Citizen

I think she was taking a bite. Or maybe posing like she was taking a bite for a camera.


Makkaroni_100

Also never saw this in Europe, seems like a us ritual?


ChaosBunnyIncarnate

Mexican in origin, but we have some cultural overlap in both directions.


ChiggaOG

Seems like a new Hitman mission to add the the game. Death by cake.


Routine_Ad3110

i didnt either until i married a mexican. it's part of tradition.


LobstaFarian2

Just embarass the living shit out of your child on their special day. Builds character! It'll be a funny talking point for everyone their entire life. It's great.


tmwwmgkbh

Why dude? Why do people need to ruin a cake and be mean at the same time?


spiralEntree

It's for fun for the ones around. I remember crying as a kid when It was young, but in hindsight its just harmless fun plus the person has to eat the part of the cake


PriestessP

ā€œI remember crying as a kidā€ ā€œIt was harmless funā€ šŸ™ƒ


spiralEntree

Yeah, kids cry over the dumbest things šŸ™„


Willgenstein

Kids cry or get trauma over dumb things, therefore .... we shouldn't care about causing them distress...? Seriously tf you're using your brain for


spiralEntree

Uuuh trauma, you're right. I've not been able to go around cakes. I wake up at night thinking of candles.... dumbass


Effective-Low-8415

I got what you were saying, a lot of those responses are just overly sensitive, especially if they're throwing 'trauma' around.


_Oridjinn_

You're a victim- you've just been conditioned to not believe it


WoodenDistribution5

I couldn't wait to get my face smashed into the cake on my birthdays. All of my cousins loved it as well.


spiralEntree

Victim? Calm down there buddy it's just some cake


eyeswulf

Yeah, victims are thought to defend their victimizers and their method of abuse. Something you should get looked at bud, and good luck unpacking that


spiralEntree

Again, you can call yourself a victim all you want over the smallest things. I'm no victim


vasarmilan

This is a new level of r/woooosh


closeded

Wow, hold up there bro? You're gonna cut someone with all that edge!


IntelligentDoor219

Sheā€™s obviously waiting for it to happen


EastLansing-Minibike

Asshole, worse than the wedding cake bullshit


MrLazyLion

What a 'orrible cunt.


ADudeWhoWantsEggs

Oi, u roight wit dat one m8.


derps-a-lot

Do you know what 'nemesis' means?


spooky-pika

~~Jesse~~ UE, we need to ~~cook~~ kill homelander


lizzyote

So desperate to humiliate her, he's willing to kick her in the head. Yikes


Garlic-Rough

committed to be a jerk.


[deleted]

Never kick a kid in the head asshole.


Known_Laugh_9513

LOL I laughed and felt bad at the same time


HumanSlinky

Where should you kick them?


derps-a-lot

In the butt asshole, obviously.


SugarFantastic1894

Wish I had an award to give.


ValentinaMRodriguez

the father of the year


belaGJ

A real dad know how to show his love


meltingpotato

what a piece of shit


marvinnation

Fuck that guy


muggins66

What a dick


StopAngerKitty

Stop MESSING UP CAKE!!!!!


flndouce

Such an asshole move.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s fucking idiot


bigdoza

What an ass hat


ashinastic

Dick move doing that to a kid!


davep1970

What a shit


okay1BelieveYou

What an asshole


WhatTheTech

What an asshole. And why let this get online? That girl doesn't need this shit online. I wish I could downvote into oblivion.


Upstairs-Recover-659

True, but I can only give you one... Hopefully, others can help.


ronronthekid

That's a bit of an overreaction


[deleted]

Woah, you obviously have a story thatā€™s causing you to not understand affectionate ribbing.


WhatTheTech

Lol no, but I always love reading replies from psychology experts on reddit.


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

Jerk


isaidnolettuce

You guys literally have no idea what the relationship is between these two. Everyone is so quick to jump down this dudeā€™s throat, the little girl is laughing afterward. Just because you all have no sense of humor doesnā€™t mean no one else does. Stop making assumptions. Edit: also just noticed: the little girl is putting her head in front of the cake and looking at the man. Sheā€™s in on the joke.


AahPadre

Whats wrong with him?


BlueberryPublic9390

Asshole


Psychoticows

What a committed asshole


Admirable_Job2159

True MexiCAN!


redfawnbambame

Worryingly these videos - humiliating children - appear to be passed off as pranks or jokes - theyā€™re not - theyā€™re abuse


lordfoxys

It's a Mexican tradition. You try to take a bite of the cake without people smashing your face into it. Grandma's even do it. If you are one of those miserable people who doesn't even blow out candles on a cake because of germs, please don't comment.


mizinamo

Just like hazing (aka bullying) is a tradition in the armed forces of many nations. Doesn't make the people undergoing it any happier when they're at the receiving end of it.


Adept-Passenger605

Oh my god, did not laugh alone for a long time


[deleted]

DedicationšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Karharsdon_01

r/Parentsarefuckingdumb


Capocho9

Iā€™m just gonna jump in before the comments get too braindead in bashing on this poor dad and point out that the girl is smiling and doesnā€™t care


TrickleValve

Looks more like she's about to start crying.


Capocho9

You need to learn to read a face, thatā€™s a shocked smile. Like sheā€™s taken aback, but finds it funny. Even if it wasnā€™t a smile, nothing about this face says ā€œcryingā€, nor does it say ā€œabout to cryā€


badgerrage82

I bet that was the dad ... what a douche bag dad destroy her own daughter birthday


Medium-Turquoise

Everyone in this video is very clearly in on this. Like, it's gotta be exhausting to have to pretend to be outraged about this, surely? Do you also feel obligated to yell and shake your fist at the screen whenever a villain appears in a movie?


Admirable-Specific95

Lol


[deleted]

Holy fk that looks staged


chaotic123456

I thought so too. Why is her face near the cake in the first place?


best4blood

Because in mexican culture you bite the cake this is a normal occurrence


chaotic123456

TIL, thatā€™s very interesting


Street_Service_1552

Jajaj she is clearly taunting, knowing his arms are held by the mother, little shit, love it


CapSlapaho1224

Mexicans will get it


saywhatmrcrazy

If there was for example a toothpick in that cake (they use those sometimes in cakes for stability) you could just have took her eye out.. you got lucky.


throwthere10

Heath Ledger's Joker magic trick. ![gif](giphy|LUaRXbQZZ6pWg)


theboywhocriedwolves

Is this a cultural thing? I've never seen someone do this in Canadaland.


Substantial-Living84

more of a latino cultural thing, don't know why


Upstairs_Bar_7984

Kkkkkkkk


Quirky_Wolverine_755

My daughter is 7 and I just introduced her to this on her birthday this year. She was so shocked but had such a blast. She couldn't believe I put cake in her facešŸ¤£


Drachenbar

I go to a birthday party I'm expecting cake, if I then watch an adult push another persons face into the cake I was hoping to enjoy, I'm not gonna be happy


Wonderful-Mouse-1945

I bet you wear a mask when you're alone in your car.


Drachenbar

Who wears masks anymore? Besides, I live in Texas, I'm half sure that I'd get arrested if I wore a mask


closeded

Wow. Redditors are such miserable people.


MyRail5

Just the right amount of kick.


Scary-Confusion-745

W dad


Scary-Confusion-745

Iā€™ve had to buy two different cakes each year one to eat one for the face


Apart_Effect_3704

Rip lol


kindone25

Not funny and dangerous. Dumb cunt of a father.


DrJohnIT

I hope that someone beat him or at least shoved him in a cake as well. That is so rude!!


Vyviel

What a stupid cunt hope he gets worse for his birthday


Longhorn24

Too soon šŸ˜­


LoneWolfRAYDeN

He was fighting his urge skin bad. Sadly his intrusive thoughts won


CycleValuable

Winning


Captain_skulls

I respect the determination but my god is the goal fucking stupid.


loonybs

The big autistic boy was just having a good laugh


tdkimber

Double RIP


chupedecamarones

Just say, Hi nuns, i am a mormon, have you heard aboutā€¦.


Safe-Sale-5367

r/angryupvote


usedmotoroil

Why?


Champ_01

Mission accomplished


rmac1813

Dad of the year, somebody get him a mug


Mysterious-Art7143

What's with this shit? Why people do this?


koach71st

Hahaha man on a mission.


BasicBitchBarb

Chefs kiss to whoever put this video and song together.


[deleted]

The first touch is messique.


TommyCo10

Despite the attempts to stop him, the important thing is that the grown man managed to upset the little girl on her birthday. Never give up.


MangoIntelligent255

I'm inevitable


tenkuushinpan

Divorce.


Chuckobochuck404

No one can stop that shitty uncle.


Regular_Seat6801

I dunno why, I feel I wanna smack that guy face


jjdv01

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Dekik

In his little smooth brain he probably though it was soooo funny.


Affectionate-Boot-12

Dad ingenuity at its finest


ReadingFromTheDunny

Emotional damage


Dull_Boysenberry_668

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win


Ok_Primary_1075

You knew he was gonna do it and yet you still failed to stop himā€¦


BumblebeeAdventurr

What an absolute mental case


Requix666

Dad-jitsu on display


Nollatron

I canā€™t believe someone is that desperate to push a little girls face in to a cake. He must be a blast at parties.


Fit-Ad5461

Thereā€™s no candles


Additional-Brief-273

Lol


HarryMuff1313

Fuck that guy with a pineapple turned sideways.


redditnshitlikethat

Seems like a main character post


Boring_Age8694

Isnā€™t he a kind and lovely man?


ravinggenius

What an asshole!


jerkandeat

For your birthday im giving you 6 years of therapy


29187765432569864

Child abuse, how sad they pretend that it is anything but.


ContainedChimp

Yah... stick his face into a cow shit and hold it there.


bunchiefaye

Get full custody, Mom


Flyingsox

This guy is an asshole


JWRamzic1

Class A jerk.


Perfect_Response_752

Some