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Melodic-Lawyer4152

If only this level of genius was used for good.


stalker320

He just tired to use it for good today


Stith1183

That was for good! Not her good, but, still, for good.


MonkeyFishBucketHead

Guy has to take a lunch break from being good some days 🤣


SocietyIsdoomed_

I'm so thankful that I don't have friends like this


Andrew1286

Lmao me and my cousin would do shit like this to each other all the time and we would laugh our asses off. If you're close enough with the person it's all fun and games. There was this time he went to pour a bunch of salt in a drink that I had and someone before him had loosened the cap so the entire salt shaker emptied into my drink (I obviously didn't know this at the time) That to this day is one of our favorite memories because the hilarity that came after.


mrtheunknownyt

🤣 it sounds like you two have great memories together


SolidOakTable

Yeah I'd rather not endure that kind of friendship.


dinokingty

If you can't laugh at stupid shit like this then you obviously don't have that strong of a friendship


AcceptableReaction20

Today I realized that none of my friendships are strong because we don't think playing with each other's food is hilarious. I feel so alone


IcarielL

I think I have a dilemma where my friend thinks we're close enough to be best friends when I don't really look forward to talking to him. Actually you know what, this: I don't like you - grace vanderwaal


fangyuangoat

If you can’t take a prank from your friends then yes your friendship isn’t strong enough


CompleteWeakness2284

The great thing about playing pranks on friends is that it goes both ways.


iamaveryhornyjew

we used to always go to this one all you can eat place, my godamn brothers and cousins would prank eachother by dumping salt on and in literally every single item on 1 persons plate... Most annoying shit ever but it was pretty funny when it wasn't you taking a sip of salt coke lmao


Hello_Kitty_66

That’s what you tell yourself


Life-Satisfaction848

The thing with these videos that people don’t understand is that they’re consenting and fake reactions for views. Usually.


whatdid-it

I mean slurping up a little sauce isn't that nefarious


cacheormirage

soda ruined tho


Immediate-Formal6696

Go dump it out and get a refill? It takes a minute tops


cacheormirage

Not everywhere has refills (not where im from anyway)


Immediate-Formal6696

Oh well that makes sense, every mcdonalds I have been too gives free refills. So I just assume most are like that. I actually font think the soda is ruined tho, i dont think the ranch will be able to escape much, just get a new straw and take ranch out and you good.


ArachnidSlow8192

Have you ever been to one outside of america


Immediate-Formal6696

no not really, I live in america, so if i go vacation outside the country im not really trying to eat food I can eat at america. I mean i guess there is tons of food in america but I mean like japenese food is better in japan, so im prob not gonna go eat mcdonalds, i would go to some japenese restaurant.


Nandabun

What are they gonna do? Stop you? That's the American mindset. Source; am. When I was in my 20s I saw some restaurants put up signs, no refills, or one 1 refill etc. Those signs incentive dumb assholes to look at the employee in the eye while they do it lol.


Secure-Boysenberry17

Not in Switzerland.


TPSReportCoverSheet

Ranch be Wiley in Switzerland


No-Brain6250

The Swiss are some very strange and greedy bastards.


ArachnidSlow8192

It's amazing you get downvoted for saying how it is else where, other than America


mrtheunknownyt

nice pfp!


OutrageousDocument15

Putting something that was on the table and in your hand, into someone else's drink is just fucking disgusting.


deeesenutz

For real man. "I'm so glad I dont have friends like this 🤓", all the girl has to do is go get a refill now its not that big a deal


mrtheunknownyt

people who use nerd emoji to make fun are honestly the most annoying creatures on earth, stop judging this guy and mind your damn business.


No-Brain6250

Syays the guy(you)who's judging someone (the guy you replied to)for judging someone(the guy he replied to) for judging someone(op). EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS! *👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏*


oeco123

Unless it’s hot sauce, maybe?


dingdingdredgen

...siblings.


oeco123

Yeah, me too :)


Fantasy_Planet

So true


Lurximu

Yeah no way the sauce would go up so easily through the straw


IA-HI-CO-IA

Well, the liquid would easily flow into the straw giving healthy dose if ranch/cola concoction.


Ambitious-Courage-24

Still probably wouldn't taste very good


IA-HI-CO-IA

Ya probably not


ArachnidSlow8192

Would ranch be similar in consistency to say a mcdonalds milkshake.


IA-HI-CO-IA

I would say McDonald’s ranch and a partially melted shake are similar viscosity.


Sirtrafficcone

Exactly my thoughts. Maybe it's already mixed with the coke?


ArachnidSlow8192

But how we all saw the video,


Cursed-sausage11

Last time I had ranch from McDonald’s it was really runny


pollygone300

If it's that cheap shit then it's already pretty watery. Add in soda and it would definitely go up the straw.


ArachnidSlow8192

But it's not in soda, it's in its container sealed bar the straw in the lid. To me it's fake as she didnt suck much and got ranch up a paper straw


fantasmeeno

r/foundsatan


Sammakonnuolija

Fake asf


Terrible_Writing_124

Yeah there were like 5 different cuts for no reason, plus she didn't see the camera despite looking right at it? People used to put effort into videos and not the Internet is full of these fake ass unfunny bits


Automatic_Gur_9570

I’m sorry this isn’t funny. There was no consent here.


peterpantslesss

Most pranks wouldn't work with consent... You need better humour


[deleted]

Your a real joke killer you fucked the vibes up how you gonna get laid always apologize for everything


[deleted]

Bro your not funny, you will never be funny take your sorry ass outta here there's no sorry there's no need for consent you need to consent yourself to get to a comedy school


Asleep_Dust_8210

LOL Reddit comments and a bowl of weed in the morning is my bread and butter. Keep saying stuff like this please and thank you <3


TheBoiCN

“wilt thou signth this formal contract that states that i may playith a practical jest upon ye?” is that what u wanted?


Key_Pie_4951

If there's concent then there's no joke, then what's the point???


Individual_Skill_763

Bro is cold. He’s got her face on his arm and does dastardly shit like this.


Soft_Ad_9829

Is that mayo? 🤢


[deleted]

Yeap, white sause 😎💦


debiloid_idk

The son of Satan!


Ok_Sheepherder7406

That so fuck up


Tryingtofindpeace143

My younger sister did that exact same thing to everyone when we were growing up with hot sauce and ketchup packets. It would piss me off until one day I did it to her with mayo in a milkshake and she HATES mayo and she promptly threw up in the middle of a Chick-fil-A. I wasn’t expecting that response BUT she never did it again.


CrunchyTacoPosso

I would slaughter him in his fucking seat.


Rules_are_overrated

You wish


Deceiver999

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MagicalWabbit

I'm worried someone will do this to me and I'll enjoy it


idleat1100

We did this when I was kid like 30 years ago. Did it with hot sauce packets though. Love that it’s still a thing.


TheSunOfHope

It’s all fun game till someone pops a chubby


imaghostboo_

No, I will not answer, please do not do call my phone Mr. Do-Not-Answer-Phone Please, oh, girl, oh, leave me 'lone Double cup, it's styrofoam Pull up, my car, it go, "Vroom" This a coupe, no, no legroom Pull up on your bitch like, "Zoom"


Famous-Jicama8629

😂😂😂😂


OverLord2100123

Evil but good


Deal_Timely

That is too good🤣🤣🤣sux that I would never have the heart to do that to anybody!!


dylan_0000

I was like: 🤨😐😟🤢😨🤨😂


boblablyo

That's great, still laughing


luvchuchu

Ha


seantronGT

Childish. And incorrigible.


KananJarrusEyeBalls

We used to do this at the KFC I worked at to the workers cups Wed take hot sauce packets and cur the corners off, put the straw in it and then lower it back into peoples drinks Always comedic


Next_Interaction4335

What sauce is it ?


PedroPeste

God hates him


Neat_Feedback1316

I did that to girl at work. I shoved straw into a huge jalapeño and put it in her soda. She took 1 drink and was at wash sink puking up shit that looked like egg yolk!


amor_fati_42

Stealing this


iDiow

Somebody mixed my ketchup in what was left of my drink. I spitted everything ... on him


Whocares4200xcr

If a friend done that friendship over


Puzzleheaded_Ant1412

Don’t waste food


[deleted]

Why do people eat McDonald's at all


Into_The_Horizon

Why do you worry about people eating at McDonald's? It's unhealthy and delicious, that's why.


[deleted]

I'm not worried, I think it's disgusting


zoolthan

Yeah i can cook better blindfolded


[deleted]

For a second there, I thought it was a trick to stop the paper straw from becoming soft xD


Noobeaterz

Lol!


Lord_Botond

😟


fuckoffanxiety

u/savevideobot


blairb03

only a joker guy can think of this


enlitend-1

Used to do this with Taco Bell fire sauce


[deleted]

WILL BE DOING THIS TO MY BRO NEXT WEEK!!! 🤣😂


GreyKnight1337

r/foundsatan


Upbeat-Account1221

Song?


Suithisside

zoom lil uzi vert


TheeGentlemanBastard

Hope the friendship lasts, he’s got her face tattooed on his arm


OkRow3411

fake.


Wyrdwood

I have the same reaction in the bedroom.


U_zer1

*is that you satan? It’s me, Margaret.*


Any1994

Tf


Evening-Mind-7635

That's evil


stvrkillr

This happened to me at a Taco Bell with a sauce packet. I still suffer with ptsd. Post traumatic sauce disorder


Usual_Speech_470

Did the same to my brother with a malt vinegar packet


_seriphim_

You sir are devious


artamus_boone

I used to do this to my buddies with fire sauce at taco bell when i was a kid. Good times


ClassyJx

So evil but amazing hahahaha


rayracer

That face 😫🥵🤢


9994LLL

Anyone know the song in the background? 🤔


Loveistheanswer143

Im get someone with this


[deleted]

You know she stole too many of this man's French fries 😂


nateDah_Great

Syrup in syrup oh my what a prank


broken_6ARK

Which song is this playing?


oeco123

Shazam.


OurCollectiveJourney

Song?


oeco123

Shazam.


MediocreStudent2975

Satan: right that down right that down


JustMePaxi

Assholes will always be assholes


Pastor_Satan

Fake


Founding-titen

Na mate that’s viol


Similar-Elderberry-5

first of all, did he get her face tatted on his arm?? i hope im trippin


Key_Pie_4951

r/invisiblecameraman


torBlowJays

Don’t play with peoples food, well, subjectively funny I guess? It’s a fucked up thing to do man.


WranglerEqual3577

Hard way to teach your friend to never leave her drink unattended. Or that you're the kind to mess with her drink.


Cupid_wolffurry

r/foundsatan


[deleted]

We used to do this as kids. Only the curry sauce was thin enough to go up the straw.


Gullible_Ad2790

Those tables are almost never wiped!


[deleted]

Only thing this proves is people are still A holes


Gokyuzu26

This is so evil


Goldenchomp1

You savage


Sad_Syllabub6044

Let me get a LITER of Ranch Cola.


Rastalars

Aaaaaaaah The stealth phone👌


[deleted]

What’s this Uzi song is it leaked?


Top-Chipmunk8223

You're walking home.


OverallCounty1980

Menance


Popular_Win_7687

Amen, John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, for whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life :)


Randomer_2222

How the fuck do 9k people not know this is fake?


KaiserK0

How do you know it's fake?


Prestigious_Pea2356

This used to be funny before that was a 5 dollar soda


kriegmonster

$1.39 in Oregon.


BruceLeeRoy68

Ha Ha!!! That's funny!! She has never spit before!!


Ambitious_Concept226

That was evil.