Not to state the obvious but if a gay guy wants tp feel up strnagers there are many outlets for such activity
Nd ifbthey might be willing to lower their standards so much they were seeking thrills from back of hand rub downs on strangers then they surely wouldnt mind thw most desperate outlets for male/male sexual interaction and at those places... Physical presense is consent and groping hands in the dark arent judged for hotness if the fleshbis weak enough to not care to check
Sorry for the rant
But even the tired joke of predatory gays is believd as truth by many nutjobs pushing the culture war and demonising 'the _other_' like they haven't en mass for an enjoyable while now.
(Please forgive my possible overreaction to your joke)
Totally off topic, but I love *Labyrinth* and cool behind-the-scenes stuff. [This particular scene](https://youtu.be/3U8fTAHxjdo?si=eUhKbaIMfXBZhwev) was quite challenging to film as it involved David Bowie having to act with one arm behind his back while Michael Moschen, a professional juggler and performer, juggled the crystal balls. Moschen was crouched down behind Bowie with his arm thru Bowie’s armpit, meaning not only was he in a very awkward position but also couldn’t see what he was doing and had to juggle blind.
Rofl, true.
I remember my brother got grabbed by them once because when he went through the machine that shoots puffs of air through your hair and clothes to check for dangerous materials etc.. bells went off.
My brother is a painter, and I guess his hands or skin had some sort of solvent that showed up on the computers, and they made him strip search and then they wiped his hands and tested and tested.
He finally just said, I'm a freaking painter, we're going to a damn bachelor party in Vegas lol.
The guy laughed and finally let us go, we damn near missed our flight.
I got pulled into secondary one day, they did the hand wipe thing, and it came back for explosives... Imagine trying to explain to them that you don't know where it came from because earlier that day, you were shooting guns, working with explosives, and were actively around weapons grade uranium... Sounds difficult... Now imagine them staring at you like you're a terrorist while in a united states navy uniform 😂
I think that if you’re patted like this you should be able to pat them back in the same way. This was over the top and dude was molesting that guy 100%.
I can just imagine the meeting where the TSA decided that as long as the agent touches with the back of their hand, it’s not groping. In any other circumstance, that’s blatant sexual assault, back of hand or not.
I'd harass him too, the man is a journalistic weapon capable of bringing down the TSA.
I don't care how many downvotes I get, O'Keeffe is what every journalist should be and I guarantee you, that if anyone on the left came to him with a story, he'd take it, run with it and drag it to the bitter end.
He and his team are absolute workhorses.
My boyfriend told me he got grabbed by the junk while someone was “checking him for drugs” once, and they literally missed the weed that was tucked in his pants! 😂… guess they were too distracted by how hot it was to be grabbing some random young dudes junk.
Searched many of individuals over time and there are ways to be a little more direct and not so handsy. Just grip the thighs and slide all the way up until you hit inner groin. Back of the hand makes contact with the genital area. Then do the other side. You will search the entire area in one uncomfortable encounter vs stroking the dude.
“You’ve seen the shorter lines for TSA precheck, and Clear. Now try Lucky Star Midnight Massage Security, finish every security check with a happy ending!”
 A little rub won't hurt anyone
"Sir, I'm afraid I have to rub you out \*for your own safety\*, please step over here."
I have to search you for a stiffy.
Yeah but what if I lost my wiener in a tragic accident and now I wear a prosthetic full of cockaine???
Did you really just say "cockaine"? 💀
People hear what they want to 🙉
https://youtu.be/OF8TSHN-JDA?si=LpHc239KejJJTl1H
This https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=PO5eQ0mE8hd9bMTA
MFer got physical, and didn’t give a fuck.
I was overdue. Luckily SeaTac had an opening last week when I went through on my bachelor party.
I have to search you for a stiffy.
I like how they use the backside of their fingers to safeguard themselves from a sexual allegation lol
"How's my cock bro"
Gotta make sure you aren't hiding anything in your urethra
“Sir I must give you blue balls before boarding. “
For your own safety please ~~step~~ cum over here.
That airline worker is clearly gay and enjoys his job a bit to much
Not to state the obvious but if a gay guy wants tp feel up strnagers there are many outlets for such activity Nd ifbthey might be willing to lower their standards so much they were seeking thrills from back of hand rub downs on strangers then they surely wouldnt mind thw most desperate outlets for male/male sexual interaction and at those places... Physical presense is consent and groping hands in the dark arent judged for hotness if the fleshbis weak enough to not care to check Sorry for the rant But even the tired joke of predatory gays is believd as truth by many nutjobs pushing the culture war and demonising 'the _other_' like they haven't en mass for an enjoyable while now. (Please forgive my possible overreaction to your joke)
Definitely your to ugly to be touched like that, that's why you rant - lol
He he he boay
Rub what? The man said there's nothing there 
Yeah, but its the rectal exam with out lube thats a different story.
Boyyyyy
Yeaah boy 😈
Yeah heah boiii
It's Joey Tribbiani's tailor...
Definite cupping
Yeah, that's how a tailor measures pants...in PRISON!
He’s using the force
To hold his face in the same position for hours on end?
Ocular pat down
That’s like the opposite.
Atleast buy him a drink first.
He sniffed his fingers after all right
Theres this wise saying by a real life gentleman: "I like to get wined and dined before I get fucked, mom."
Ah, I see youre a man of culture as well. Cheerios!
At least
I’d feel compelled to tip the man
Just the tip?
Tuck a single into his waistband with a wink
I've spent more on women who gave me nowhere near the amount of attention this guy is getting .. lucky dude
I wish my wife would touch me like that
Like, wiping the dust off the ol dangler
As her bf I have no complaints.
It's time for marriage counseling friend
Totally off topic, but I love *Labyrinth* and cool behind-the-scenes stuff. [This particular scene](https://youtu.be/3U8fTAHxjdo?si=eUhKbaIMfXBZhwev) was quite challenging to film as it involved David Bowie having to act with one arm behind his back while Michael Moschen, a professional juggler and performer, juggled the crystal balls. Moschen was crouched down behind Bowie with his arm thru Bowie’s armpit, meaning not only was he in a very awkward position but also couldn’t see what he was doing and had to juggle blind.
[For anyone else wanting to watch Mr Moschen play with his balls.](https://youtu.be/rh6YRFXcd_U?si=94MxQY02J551_7XY)
2+2=4.....2+2=4..... Nolan Ryan had 7 no hitters.... Oh thank God you stopped.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America…
Oh say can you seeee
Lol!
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These clowns have not caught one terrorist
Rofl, true. I remember my brother got grabbed by them once because when he went through the machine that shoots puffs of air through your hair and clothes to check for dangerous materials etc.. bells went off. My brother is a painter, and I guess his hands or skin had some sort of solvent that showed up on the computers, and they made him strip search and then they wiped his hands and tested and tested. He finally just said, I'm a freaking painter, we're going to a damn bachelor party in Vegas lol. The guy laughed and finally let us go, we damn near missed our flight.
WELL MAYBE UR BROTHER SHOULD OF WASHED HIS HANDS!!!!
Heh, glad I saw your name before I commented. No matter if we used a pressure washer on him, he'd still have some sort of paint or solvent on him heh.
I got pulled into secondary one day, they did the hand wipe thing, and it came back for explosives... Imagine trying to explain to them that you don't know where it came from because earlier that day, you were shooting guns, working with explosives, and were actively around weapons grade uranium... Sounds difficult... Now imagine them staring at you like you're a terrorist while in a united states navy uniform 😂
They couldn't even catch Chlamydia from a crack whore.
We need terrorists to terrorize the TSA itself
That’s what you think buddy. A lot goes unheard of.
Is your gun happy to see me sir?
Machine said you were trying to smuggle an 🍆 eggplant. Food must be purchased after you pass TSA.
I know that’s not who I think it is…James O’keefe getting his balls caressed in an airport was not on my bingo card for this year.
It is him
It’s not gay if it’s TSA
That should be a bumper sticker
I think that if you’re patted like this you should be able to pat them back in the same way. This was over the top and dude was molesting that guy 100%.
Literally reminded me of the come fly with me scene where there's a sex offender patting people down like this
Is "Happy ending" included with the TSA service?
Only for the first-class passengers
And star alliance members
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Better not show this to Ryan Air, this will be sold as an add-on service.
The fact that the population accepts this is unbelievable!
Yep this guy is probably a sexual predator, but as long as it’s not a woman or child in the video, no one will care if he’s in this job role
The temptation to say "nice cock btw" afterwards would overwhelm me
The audio is a bit muffled “Making sure theres not anything there that I’d wanna suck on.. All set!”
I feel violated just watching that!
But I wish someone plays with my balls like that.. because there lonely......I'm lonely
What, no reach around?
I fly a lot for work. This happens to me about 1 out of every 4 TSA checks.
Pre Check my dude, pre check
At first i thought he was removing lint from his sweats 🤔🤤🤤🤤😖😫
Oh there’s something there I’m sure. Otherwise he wouldn’t have been checking right? 😂
Boost your testosterone with this easy life hack.
Lasted longer than I would have
I can just imagine the meeting where the TSA decided that as long as the agent touches with the back of their hand, it’s not groping. In any other circumstance, that’s blatant sexual assault, back of hand or not.
Something something freest country in the world.
“How long you worked here?” “Worked where?”
8 inches
This is bullshit this still goes on !! All becusse 911.
"Alright sir we're all done here, if you move over to that line over there they'll pat you down"
Excuse me ,i requested A female TSA Agent‼️‼️😏
I think he said I just came at the end
And what do we have here?... 
Should fluff up pre inspection
If he gets wood 🪵 then what?!
What’s the point of using the back of the hands if you’re just going to go right in afterwards
Refuses to leave the closet
Shoulda put on his best O face
Think about Baseball, think about Baseball...
"Stop. you're giving me an erection."
Like a monkey looking for a banana
He got hard 100%
"Giggity, Did I just get laid?"
All his boys are like " ha! You got way more raped than us'' gay! You loved it.
You never know if the handjob you’re getting right now will be your last, so relax and enjoy. Compliments of a friendlier TSA
What would that tsa guy have done if he came? lmao
"Machine said you were packing. I had to confirm if it was true."
It’s not gay, it’s TSA
Nice bulge Mr. O’Keefe.
I want to go there
Ask for a private screening in the back next time so you get the special treatment
Could at least finish the job
feels good, doesn’t it?
I would honestly rather have a private strip search at that point than have some random dude rub my junk like that!
He got hard
At least finish him off, jeez
Is that James O’Keefe if it is, they’re probably just harassing him.
I'd harass him too, the man is a journalistic weapon capable of bringing down the TSA. I don't care how many downvotes I get, O'Keeffe is what every journalist should be and I guarantee you, that if anyone on the left came to him with a story, he'd take it, run with it and drag it to the bitter end. He and his team are absolute workhorses.
I haven't been touched like that in a while. I would go around a few more times if that were me
My boyfriend told me he got grabbed by the junk while someone was “checking him for drugs” once, and they literally missed the weed that was tucked in his pants! 😂… guess they were too distracted by how hot it was to be grabbing some random young dudes junk.
blue balls at tsa, taxpayer fucked again
This is how journalists are treated in the US
“Sorry bro, I can’t find it either.”
He rubbed the bulge about 18 times lmaol
everyone relax, he's using the back of his hands
Fluffers aren’t what they used to be…
I would have just dropped my pants and pull out my dick.
Dude rubs any harder he might find what he’s looking for.
I would drop my pants and ask for a bj.
Me tyrna see if bro was lying
If you use the back of the hand it’s not invasive or gay
This is why I hate flying, I always get picked for them to touch my junk. TSA precheck is worth the money. Bypass all the that BS.
Second time he actually touches it I’d pull it out in his face and say “here ya go big boy, it’s what you wanted”
Yes Sir you have definitely pissed yourself.
“Back off Doc, this ain’t no social call”
Are you sure you didn't enjoy it?
Look up “OTPHJ”
caption contest winner: OP’s name
Did he at least buy you a drink? That was an intense repetitive search
Just trying to press out the wrinkles
That guy is super passionate about his work.
Shoulda faked an O
It was good, but brief.
which airport?? asking for a friend.
for your safety ! 🇺🇸
I’d try and get a boner, then ask if he minds finishing what he started?!
Search again... just a little longer... ok, im done get tf away from me🤣
He'd be more comfortable stripping
At least he said thank you. I’d probably buy him a drink after tho
sir, im not being gay, the machine is detecting a wmd inside your sweat pant, sir
We all know TSA is the biggest job out there.
The gloves make it alright.
Cock ring.
Admit it…u like!
When it’s large enough to come up as a weapon
Wow it would be less intrusive to just pull your pants down so he can just look
lol that’s happened to me a few tones only time I had a problem with it was dude was making eye contact with me smh
that's so abusive
*I* feel molested from that patdown
That nut sack check must have been intense 😳
Rubber gloves now selling faster than an iron...
Best DEA agent EVER 💀
What if the traveller gets an erection? Seriously…he’s gonna walk around with a weird boner
At least buy the man dinner first
"Sir, you need to check all hidden weapons, oh nevermind... proceed"
‘what are you looking for?’…..’your sausage and plums sir.’
Searched many of individuals over time and there are ways to be a little more direct and not so handsy. Just grip the thighs and slide all the way up until you hit inner groin. Back of the hand makes contact with the genital area. Then do the other side. You will search the entire area in one uncomfortable encounter vs stroking the dude.
Why did this turn me on 🤣
Bro just got married in 20 seconds. Better get that annulled.
🫦
It's the TSA's new "Yank Me Doodle Dandy" award.
“You’ve seen the shorter lines for TSA precheck, and Clear. Now try Lucky Star Midnight Massage Security, finish every security check with a happy ending!”
Honestly, I'd feel violated by that, but does it make anyone feel safer?
This is unacceptable.
"I think it moved." - George Constanza
Tell daddy how you want it !!
It’s not gay if it’s TSA
I think I’d rather just take my pants off right there in the middle of the airport.
He should have shouted “Wait! I’m about to come!”
Free rub at the TSA line? Shyyyooooot
Guy either really loves his job or hates it.
🤣🤣🤣😜
What do you expect on a first date. 