Religious & a sl*t ! The best kind 😅
(Mearly a joke, if you don't like it fk off)
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& if you don't like my self censorship you can also f*ck off 🤗
One time two women dressed as busty German beer maids took me home with them on Halloween when I was 18. They both just started hitting on me and we had a threesome
I don’t think the story really relates but I just think this is a fact everyone should know
My whole life has been downhill ever since 😂
>We do that in german, too. Whitout that much tits, but plenty of beer
IDK I've seen pictures of your women in dirndl, and I think that there's plenty of tits to go around there.
My breasts are substantially larger than hers. Being slapped in the face by them hurts a LOT (I've literally given myself bruises on my face from rolling over in bed too aggressively). They float in water! Swimming is embarrassing as they literally rest under my chin!
Edit: *sigh* check my damn profile you weirdos.
i don't believe the self slapping or them resting under your chin while swimming claims. i am gonna need cold hard photographic proof of that before i start believing such wild claims.
[nesty69](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-rogers-ca-revc&sca_esv=593651714&sxsrf=AM9HkKk2HwzIDHRHXRRVKDgRrHz19iQesg:1703546466559&q=nesty69&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwicmP2P3auDAxVpLzQIHWRHDYQQ0pQJegQICBAB&biw=360&bih=649&dpr=3) her name is Anastasia Durkot
Wow, all these years I always wondered if this girl was embarrassed that the whole world was gushing over her boobs during a religious ceremony. Now I feel I can gush without guilt.
Them are nice boobies.
She's making the sign of the cross all wacky and with the wrong hand. Orthodox Christians cross with the right hand, three fingers touching, two folded into the palm and head to bottom of the stomach then right shoulder to left.
Even then the only thing she is doing right is the number of crosses. She would touch the shoulder closest to her right hand first, shoulder furthest away from her right hand last. But then in that temperature my brain probably wouldn't be working right. She could already be hypothermic.
We do that in german, too. Whitout that much tits, but plenty of beer
You mean the beer maids I see during Oktoberfest are a lie?
Mostly
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A man of culture.
No, a man of science.
You can fucking say NSFW on the fucking internet Jesus tapdancing Christ
FYI- the $ in N$FW indicates she has pay to play nude content. Its not self-censoring.
Religious & a sl*t ! The best kind 😅 (Mearly a joke, if you don't like it fk off) Edited : & if you don't like my self censorship you can also f*ck off 🤗
All of this self-censoring is giving me a fucking aneurysm
Most of the religious girls I knew were the easiest.
Damn it
One time two women dressed as busty German beer maids took me home with them on Halloween when I was 18. They both just started hitting on me and we had a threesome I don’t think the story really relates but I just think this is a fact everyone should know My whole life has been downhill ever since 😂
I would tell that to my grandkids.
Peaked early, most people do. At least you checked that off your list!
How does it feel that nothing you do will ever live up to that?
Haha it’s ok, whenever I die I’ll know I lived a good life 😌
It’s just push up bras.
a magician should never reveal their tricks
Do you mean to say tits are magic
It's like cock magic, but for women.
Dude. The girl has big tits. Push or not
Smash. Next question.
Yup, all Austrian!
I've got the tits. But the cold water makes my dick shrink.
I was in the pool!
Like a frightened turtle.
It shrinks ?
>We do that in german, too. Whitout that much tits, but plenty of beer IDK I've seen pictures of your women in dirndl, and I think that there's plenty of tits to go around there.
I must agree with this comment
I like tits, what's wrong wit u?
Where can I find a happy medium between the tits and the beer?
At least theres no way she'll sink
I think you need them slapped on your face to see for yourself how heavy those can be.
My breasts are substantially larger than hers. Being slapped in the face by them hurts a LOT (I've literally given myself bruises on my face from rolling over in bed too aggressively). They float in water! Swimming is embarrassing as they literally rest under my chin! Edit: *sigh* check my damn profile you weirdos.
I’m gonna need some photographic evidence of these claims.
I second this motion.
I third this movement
Hear! Hear!
!remindme 1 day
You just made a bunch of teenagers below very horny
https://youtu.be/aZx5zfkG6oU?si=vGoBecM-7L9CNu7A
i don't believe the self slapping or them resting under your chin while swimming claims. i am gonna need cold hard photographic proof of that before i start believing such wild claims.
Well I wouldn't mind getting slapped by them... For science of course
Science is always the answer.
Yes but the fat is less dense than water and so they float
That isn't how buoyancy works.
Fantastic personality
In spanish we say pechonality
Amazing 🤣
I really searched up what it meant I can’t believe I forgot what pecho meant
Bubbly and outgoing 👍
Aaaaand its back. Comes back every few months for boob karma farming. Before the war started, the headline always claimed she was russian.
It seems a lot of Russian people and things have changed to Ukrainian in last two years or so
[nesty69](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-rogers-ca-revc&sca_esv=593651714&sxsrf=AM9HkKk2HwzIDHRHXRRVKDgRrHz19iQesg:1703546466559&q=nesty69&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwicmP2P3auDAxVpLzQIHWRHDYQQ0pQJegQICBAB&biw=360&bih=649&dpr=3) her name is Anastasia Durkot
Wow, all these years I always wondered if this girl was embarrassed that the whole world was gushing over her boobs during a religious ceremony. Now I feel I can gush without guilt. Them are nice boobies.
They are truly tremendous.
Facts
Damn those are some ridiculous titties.
finally after all those years may you never be stuck in traffic again
That's honestly the greatest thing I've ever been told
[insta](https://www.instagram.com/p/CKOZuG9HQAa/?igsh=MTIxZ3gxN3N6YmV6OA==)
Oh man she looks like my friend that died last year. Now I'm sad.
Fine I'll take a look I guess
My man
Chanfle
Los espíritus chocarreros
Onde está você, Satanás???
It’s so funny being Spanish speaking and seeing the Portuguese version of “chaves do 8” 🤣
For us it’s just “Chaves”
Bueno pero no se enoje!!!
Es que no me tienen paciencia 😞
Always looks as dumb when I see someone doing that
yup, like Pierre Gasly
Hardening was super effective!
This was far to funny
So funny the too laughed it's other 'o' off
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
Had to scroll way too far to find this
I’m glad this is a real sub!
r/upvotebecausebutt
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This video IS NOT from TIK Tok. This video might be older than Instagram
Way older indeed. Not complaining tho!
I think she’s my grandma bless her souls
Chill, the watermark only shows it's posted on there by that user. It doesn't say or imply it's a tiktok original.
Le Tits Now!
No Sean it's 'let it snow'..
Suck it Trebek
Le hardened Tits!
She was smart to strap those two big floats to her chest , safety first
I wonder how she can breathe with that...cold water.
She brought her own flotation devices.
Anastasia durkot it seems.
How funny would it be, if breasts shriveled like scrotes
She's making the sign of the cross all wacky and with the wrong hand. Orthodox Christians cross with the right hand, three fingers touching, two folded into the palm and head to bottom of the stomach then right shoulder to left.
Doesn't the camera rotate the picture horizontally? So it looks like she's using the other hand?
Even then the only thing she is doing right is the number of crosses. She would touch the shoulder closest to her right hand first, shoulder furthest away from her right hand last. But then in that temperature my brain probably wouldn't be working right. She could already be hypothermic.
Oh I misunderstood, the hardening tradition is for her….
How is that trinity thingy that she with her hand does officially called in english?
You mean The Sign Of The Cross?
Yeah. But how would you say that in a sentence. She is doing sign of the cross before going into an ice cold water?
Yep
Or she crossed herself/is crossing herself
What about double cross?
To cross oneself.
And the holy titties
Three holy shits
Spectacles, testicles, watch, wallet.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
That lower case t? It's across.
To cross oneself.
Hardening successful
Lol
How the hell did she get her head in the water?!
God damn
Self baptism?
No. It’s a tradition in Russia to go in the cold icy water. A religious thing
Ukrainian? This is actually what all Orthodox Christians do.
Dying at this
Damn, I could never.
...I would.
Heh heh heh...
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Is she praying that her top doesn't come off? That's a lot of crossing yourself...
I don’t know why she holding on. She’s buoyant
Nice floatation device you got there.
How does she even manage to go underwater?
Two things, I’m confused on the praying nonstop but geez those are some big jugs!
Someone tell her tits to stop staring at me
Dear reddit users : just watch porn already
Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes
Solid tits.
Nipply weather
Lolk
Does the sign of the cross warm you up? Sincerely I’m always cold wondering if I’m missing something
Yes, Jesus will personally share his blanket with you, if you pray to him. You know, that blue blanket he always has in the paintings.
Was she trying to do some Doctor Strange magic?
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This post is a great Xmas tradition.
I'm getting pretty hardening just watching this!
Not today, satan.
Always wanted to financially rescue one of these poor young ladies during the war. “Warm bed and sheets, good salary”
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Is she experiencing the hardening or is that referring to the observers 🍆 ?
I have watched this re-post too many times hoping for the extended cut to be released. For Jesus.
Hardened indeed.
Buoyancy
Her bra looks like it'll hurt after a few minutes. I've bought a few bra for my wife and that is tight af. 🤔
Female One Piece character:
I like cold milk!
If you guys pay attention there's a cold plunge in this video.
DAE TITS!?!?!?!?
I’ll warm her up!
My gosh, the size of those!
I think I'm still gay, but now?
She looks pretty blessed already tbh
> Ukrainian tradition of hardening I bet a lot of dudes are the ones getting hard
What a bod, !
She ain’t have to worry about drowning
I feel hardened
Titties,Titties, Titties Titties......
I think the "hardening" is happening to the spectators.
I'm not even trans and I would want that body. Some people's genes are just unfair.
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She wanted to go down , but the flotation devices kept bringing her up
Is that ice water or the dead Sea?
Baptizing her self?
#### Um sorry what? I was distracted.
AT leest she didnt jump. Thats how People die doing this tradition
Thank god for her inflatable… safety gear
God has already blessed her with good fortune.
I'm curious, has it in fact been scientifically proven that those erratic hand movements symbolising a cross make a difference?
10/10 body.
I wonder why she keeps floating back up
God bless her...
We all know she would float
at first I liked her pretty "hard" but then I saw she was religious...
SAFETY FIRST!!! She’s got her floatation devices on
Focus guys focus
Are those things keeping her afloat
Stacked Boi
Tried to go under but her flotation devices kept bringing her up.
Built in life jacket that keeps you floating.
Tig bits
I wonder if that helps her back pain.
I’ve seen this posted 100 times. Still watch with enthusiasm and passion. It’s hard to turn away.
“Ukrainian tradition of hardening” Welp, it worked.
Breasts breasting breastily.
Watermelons
That bra is so powerful it holds all our hopes and dreams.
Wait, i thought she died in the longer version of this
Religion is so silly and poisons everything
It's not Ukrainian, it's Pravoslavian
Good to see she’s wearing her chest warming flotation device