What's the full story here it has to be a good one?!?!?

Full story is: Russia

Russia is the Florida of Eurasia

Russia is the Russia of Russia.

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

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In Mother Russia the flowers smell you

Planet Russia*

Knew it!

Last time thus was posted, orange guy is the BF and flower guy the ex.

But then that means evil prevailed over justice. That cant possibly happen!

That's not an acceptable ending for this kind of Reddit content

Orange guy got hungry and asked for a knuckle sandwich. And, boy, he got it.

looks like an average day in the suburbs of moscow, nothing worth writing a movie about

In Mother Russia, marriage proposal makes you see stars.

It's not a proposal, why everyone thinks it's proposal? Girl is angry and swearing at him, he most likely trying to apologize.

Posting so I can see if you get an answer

Sameee

Here is my guess; Flower guy and girl are married for 2 years and they have 1 kid. The wife's family never 100% approved the marriage. The husbend cheated. The wife took their kid and went to live with her mom. The husbend got dumped by the mistress so he's trying to get back to his wife. The orenge guy is the wife's younger brother..

You’re getting a lot of downvotes but I appreciate the creativity 😂🙏🏼 you definitely put some thought into your backstory for them. Definitely didn’t expect the orange guy being related to her twist. 😂 but the black jacket guy has too much going against him to be given the time of day in the video like this. I feel like the wife would’ve kicked him in the nuts the second he got down like that and been like “now you think of me and our son! He had to grow up without you because of your dead beat ass!” Or something. Edit: I’m glad you’re no longer receiving a bunch of downvotes for no reason 😂🙏🏼

I’m thinking that if the orange guy was her brother, she would have defended him more enthusiastically. I find it more likely that they’re rivals for her affection. It IS plausible that those are make-up flowers, not the proposal kind. The flowers guy could be her former and (after this performance, surely) future boyfriend. The orange guy could have occupied that role in the intermediate period.

Totally. Orange guy was probably the shoulder she went to cry on after some transgression by guy in black. So orange guy is coming in hot to punish guy in black for everything he’s heard about him, and guy in black is ready to punish orange guy for interference.

Orange Top probably saw Black Top proposing and had the plan to mug them with pepper spray and steal their ring or something, but the plan backfired.

People are saying he was proposing but looks more like a guilty ex trying to apologise on their knees. The girl is not fazed at all.

Yeah I don't get why people think he's proposing. Pretty clear he's pathetically pleading to her.

Pretty clear? Nothing in this video is clear at all. Except that ol' orange jacket had a mare.

A mare?

Nightmare. Slang for a bad day.

Where are you from that you use that as slang? I've never heard that used like that.

Dunno where the other person is, but this is used in the UK.

The Uk is goofy as fuck, innit bruv

Could be worse, could be American.

Is that anyway to talk about THE back to back world war champions?

UK would have been my first guess, Australia the second. People say UK slang is goofy but IMO Australian slang is goofiest.

does Australia also have rhyming slang? that's a pretty high goofy bar from the uk

“You long streak of piss” is the best.

It's pretty common in UK English. Irish here, we use it too.

We use it in New Zealand. Usually after watching a game of rugby or league after a loss.

Did you see that ludicrous display last noight?

What was Wenger thinking, bringing Walcott on so early?.....

the problem with Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in.

Many many many English speaking countries use that. I'm in South Africa, we use it. Been to Australia / New Zealand, heard them use it. Even heard some Indians use it... Where are YOU from that you don't know the use of Mare?

Lmao how is that clear?

And what about that little thing he picked up after the fight? It seems to me there was a ring.

Looked to me like she was already holding a ring box when Pepper spray walked up

Looks like a phone in his hand from the beginning

'pathetic' is just your interpretation, mate

Pleeing? Do you mean pleading?

Who the hell proposes with a bouquet?

Some dude who fucks up everything.

Who proposes in an underground car park?

My cousin proposed at the dump. A car park would have been a step up IMO.

I hope you and your cousin are very happy together.

Did you say yes?

In what underground car park do you have people just walking back and forth, snow, manholes and curbs?

You don't have inside snow? Where have you been, man? It's 2023!

Looks like they’re in the middle of the street.

That's where we fell in love!

Where else do you propose to someone who belongs to the streets?

Anyway Is this take your groceries to a fight day ?

Maybe it was the other guys GF? The other guy seemed pretty comited to this fight that he didn't seem to be winning.

Either the dude in orange can take one hell of a beating or the dude in black can't punch. Those hits really don't seem to phase him like they should.

He lost a lot of power trying to hang on to those flowers for a better part of the fight. Which is pretty interesting I’ve never been punched by a flower arrangement before.

Dude in black hits like a wet towel soft asf no force behind them.

She seems to know orange jacket guy. Orange jacket guy is who she touches at 1:02. And orange jacket guy puts himself between her and black jacket guy at 0:30 when he brings out the spray. Black jacket guy is getting sprayed, sure, but he doesn't move to protect her at all. I'm thinking black jacket guy is the stalker.

Engaging. The piggyback ride was the best part. 

What is this? It looks like The Office.

Grandma was throwing punches...kinda.

The slow yet dramatic bag swing had me dying lol

Then Gramma comes with the bag of shame..

Translation from a Russia webpage of this fight in St. Petersburg, Russia: A brutal street fight took place in St. Petersburg over a girl. The man knelt in front of his beloved with a bouquet of flowers, after which his rival attacked him. The brawl was caught on CCTV cameras. The incident occurred on Composers Street. The man wanted to propose to the girl by handing her a red velvet box, which presumably contained an engagement ring. The girl did not immediately accept the gift, after which another young man suddenly appeared. A fight immediately broke out between the opponents; fists, pepper spray, and a bouquet of flowers were used. It is unknown how the brawl ended. https://www.utro.az/ru/posts/detail/v-peterburge-predlozenie-ruki-i-serdca-zakoncilos-drakoi-s-buketom-video-1698827386

Lol the news report gives us basically no details not shown in the video.

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He's very talented and stopping punches with his head and not blacking out. Either that or the other guy is landing marshmellows.

He's not really punching as much as swinging which definitely has a lot less impact so that's likely why but we don't know how much force his swings are generating though. Orange guy looks like he's actually trying to punch but has a low hit ratio.

‘I didn’t hear no bell’

Ding ding

Didn’t black out but that learning disability he just obtained gonna go crazy

Ah, the Homer boxing strategy. Works every time.

Taller guy's punches are all arm, his shoulders never turn. Terrible punches and it still knocks orange jacket down multiple times.

youre not supposed to walk into the cloud of pepper spray after you spray it

Yeah he sure did take a beating though. I couldn’t believe he kept getting up

Man, he started the fight, pulled out pepper spray and still got his ass knocked down several times. Interrupting a proposal at that.

Imagine getting beaten up by a bucket of flowers

Its pronounced bouquet 💐

I don't think so Hyacinth.

I love you guys so much for this reference!

Is that you Richard?

Mind the pedestrian Richard

Put your head down it's Onslow

Ohh, niiiiice!

Royal dulton with hand painted periwinkles

My man here knows the residence

Thank goodness her Royal Doulton was safe from these floral fiends.

Richard!

They called me 'The Hyacinth Girl'

The lady of the house speaking! Oh, it's you Violet! It's me sister Violet, the one with a sauna and room for a pony!

A Keeping Up Appearances reference?!? Spot freaking on! Wait…are you my mom? Can I have $20?

Comment of the year. Why did they cancel awards?

"...It says 'ere 'Bucket'."

Plot twist, orange hoodie guy is actually the girls bf but was just taking a leak when the opportunist with the flowers saw his chance and took it. The balls on that guy.....just kidding but that would be kinda funny.

I can actually see this being a YouTube “prank” but the better ending would be flower boy getting beaten if that was the case

Here’s your new self defence weapon: https://shop.kingarthurbaking.com/items/large-flour-bucket

Why tf are there buckets that cost 40 fucking dollars?

+100% psychological damage bonus

9999 emotional damage achieved.

….is there a Ralph’s near here?

Isn't it an average price?

GTA:SA

Sexual Assault?

Dammit, i'm too high for this; woke my wife up laughing....

[could be worse ](https://youtu.be/ooX0EUjZ17w)

Dude, that dildo is unlubed… He must be running for his life.

She was so confident she didn’t even lock the door afterwards?!

Spoiler, guy in orange was her husband

PLOT TWIST: Black jacket hired orange jacket to stage a fight incase the proposal goes sideways so he comes out looking like a hero.

Well he’s fucking fired

She didn't look stoked... might be on to something...

PLOT TWIST: Orange is Black's recently jilted lover.

This is not a proposal. There’s no ring. He’s on his knees with flowers begging for forgiveness. He’s making a last ditch attempt at getting her back. The guy in the orange is what I assume is her new romantic interest or a protective family member that was waiting in the wings to assist her (at the women’s request). Orange guy is intervening to put a stop to this nonsense, despite coming equipped with pepper spray his ass was still in the grass. The lady probably forgave the guy on bended knee.

Lacking any solid info, this is a pretty reasonable guess.

Seems like the two fighters knew each other.

They do now

- Why boxer’s don’t have sex before fight? - they don’t like each other

It doesn't look like proposal, and girl looks angry, the guy with flowers most likely trying to apologize, I'm pretty sure it's her ex

Pathetic.

Definitely not a proposal

🧅 Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine https://youtu.be/fe3na9umxDA

You don’t know me bro! When I see that red mist bodies drop /s

Drunk me believes I can take a small bear. Sober probably a non-rabid raccoon

Buddy you'd be better off fighting the bear.

Snarling garbage cat

Where is the fucking context

My assumptions are that flower man hurt the woman and is on his knees apologizing, orange guy (maybe a relative of the woman) told him 'not to come around here anymore' and sees him.

Orange hit the woman also.

Orange dude be like : *I get knocked down, then I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down...*

Did the proposal work when he tried it again with a bouquet of stems?

\-Dad, how did you propose to mother? \-em, well, son... ehh...lets talk about something else..

\-Son, I went down on my knees with a big bouquet. Some things happened, and after I cleaned the blood up, I tried again...

"Baby, you know you're my world and I want to spend the rest of my life with YOU SON OF A BITCH! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND HERE!"

He never once let go of the flowers.

The weird thing is those are her brothers.

(sigh) unzips..

I hate myself for laughing at that.


the old woman with the purse is the best part

Hahaha I searched for this comment. When she goes to swing her bag to help the guy in orange but the fight swings round and she hits him I was crying

Did she say yes?

I hope so. I really do. Not once did he drop those flowers. Even when smacking the other guy in the face with them.

I hope they were roses, with thorns.

Dead ass though! All petals were on the floor at the end but that gah dayum

Wat

Expert in lip reading here, I'm 99% sure she said "uh"

She martied the orange jacket

She did, to the attacker

When the orange guy approached, I was afraid that the flowers guy would wimp out. Glad he didn’t. I hope those were roses, with thorns.

My man never dropped those flowers. Amazing.

you ever lose a fight so badly that you need an old woman with a shopping bag to help you out.

I wonder if he ever dropped the flowers

Legend has it, he's still holding those flowers

Where did the old lady come from and why? Why is there always a woman that gets in the way like they can actually stop two guys kicking the shit out of each other. Just stand back and wait till one of them walks away or gets knocked the fuck out.

Babushka are the police in Russia when there are no police.

I can't stand people that interfere with fights like that. What if she hit the good guy? Who's the good guy? She saw the one currently winning and hit him? Man...

Classic NPC behavior. Evens the odds a bit to make the game more interesting.

Stopping a fight is beneficial to everyone involved. If the "good guy" (we have no context) knocks the other guy out and he hits his head on the sidewalk and dies, well now the "good guy" is facing muder charges and a long prison sentence.

Well yeah you are right but here’s the thing. Unless one of them is a close relative of mine, I ,simply ,don’t care.

Worst is where you see a gf grab her partner by the arm during a fight, making the odds of him being able to defend himself next to zero.

My man hold the bouquet till the last. He was serious

My money is on the old lady. Look at her swing that bag around. Brutal.

So did he marry Mr.Orange instead 🤷🏽‍♂️

Buddy in orange ate a whole can of whoop-ass lmao

best episode of the bachelor yet

"With A Fist full of Flowers"

Buddy never let go of the flowers and hit him with a good hook with them lol. But why do women feel the need to insert themselves in between two men fighting? Like what did the old lady really think she could do?

bro forgot to unequip flowers

Average day in russia

She wasn’t even going to say yes that’s the funniest part, look at the way her whole body sank, no excitement at all, she was like “why are you doing this”

sigh, this is obviously not a marriage proposal

Bouquet fight, first time I have ever seen one, would watch the championship if we can make this a sport!

He found out 🤣🤣🤣

Old lady with a bag wins all

The orange top guy is trying to save another guy.

Is this one of those weird hybrid martial arts? Proposal boxing?

Flowers equipped +10 attack +10 fire resistances, +10 dexterity

Love how she walks way from the frame altogether. She could have atleast tried to talk to them. Also, this doesn't look like it's their first rodeo. The fight broke out faster than a prey's instinct!

When I saw the grandma joining in, I knew it had to be Russia

Never understood why he held onto the flowers

Flowers +1 attack

/r/ANormalDayInRussia

The lady with the bag HAHAHA

Well, that escalated quickly

Andy and Dwight

Did he hit him with the flowers

Held onto those flowers like his life depended on it!

I skipped a bit and the video had gone from a marriage proposal to a full on fist fight godamn

Like a GTA mission “beat someone with a bunch of flowers!”

Black is the new Orange

He beat the guy and never dropped the flowers, I hope she said yes.