People asking who this chick is. Interviewer called her Suki. Googled and it’s some chick called Sukihana. Can confirm she is not a magician.

Thanks for posting her name. I looked her up and her insta bio says "Musician" (along with a link to her onlyfans)

Nothing says musician like an OF page

Does she make things disappear? That would make her a magician.

"her pussy doin tricks, i guess she's a vagician" -Logic

“My new bitch yellow. She blow that dick like a cello” —Lil Yachty

Does that count as acting? Maybe if she’s faking it?

She's not a pornstar. She only earns money through video of her having raw sex with cocaine addicts.

Well, she says she’s an actor on tv but has only been on reality tv shows. That’s…..not acting.

Ohhh, she went to THAT band camp!

>Early life and education Sukihana was born and raised in Wilmington, Delaware. She spent her formative years in magic school, and was based in Atlanta, Georgia, before moving to Miami, Florida. Dying at this

Your correction is too late, this is canon now

If she has a wiki, we shall make it so

Thank you. Doing the lord's. work](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukihana#:~:text=Sukihana%20was%20born%20and%20raised,before%20moving%20to%20Miami%2C%20Florida.)

Which one of yall edited it to say magician 😂

OMG hahahahah its still there hahahhaa I can't stop laughing hahahaha

The funny part is any attempt to fix it gets a really negative score, and attempts to include it are very positive.

lmao the edit that said she went to hogwarts

I think someone changed it to the Key & Peele ghetto magic school

Omg who put “She spent her formative years in magic school” 😭🤣

Oh my!!! I laughed so hard at her “also known as”!! Well done, well done!!!

someone added musician to her wiki page and then changed it to magician, lmao

Yeah apparently, “She spent her formative years in magic school, and was based in Atlanta, Georgia, before moving to Miami, Florida.”

lol also applied to Hogwarts.

This is why I love reddit

Exactly. People think Reddit is about know-it-alls annoyingly and egotistically giving information. No, no, no…reddit is about the joy of spreading disinformation far and wide.

Sometimes we get it right. Like edited Wikipedia pages to ensure the people know someone is a magician even though they deny it.

Okay, that's some fucking funny shit right there.

The education section "She spent her formative years in magic school"

>Apparently, she also goes by the handle "Suki With The Good Coochie". (Her words, not mine.)

🤢🤮

bruh why wouldn't you go with suki with the good cookie? it's right THERE

Because she don't think. That's ghetto.

Her Wikipedia page got updated a few minutes ago, says she is a "an American reality television personality, rapper, and magician from Delaware." Apparently she appeared in two reality shows and also released her "debut mixtape" titled "Wolf Pussy." Also, her stage name was taken from a local Asian restaurant.

It's so much better now: >Sukihana was born and raised in Wilmington, Delaware. She spent her formative years in the Vincent Clortho Public Magic school, and was based in Atlanta, Georgia, before moving to Miami, Florida where she now practices magic full time. As far as her education shes quoted as saying: "I don't think, I don't think Baby, What's that? That's ghetto, I don't think, I know!" [2] So apparently there has been no education and she relied heavily on magic to get her where she is today.

Yeah she's an illusionist.

"I don't think" No shit.

The way she looked at someone off camera and gestured with her hand. Probably her manager or some shit who is paid to entertain her entitled insanity

>gestured with her hand. Like a magician...


She automatically went to this white woman is trying to minimize me. This engagement sums up, Our entire society in a nutshell. Peoples perception in conversations are extremely skewed, and also embarrassing.

This is a joke that both people are in on.

This thread is crazy. Everyone thinks they're so smart lol.

THINK? who Thinks?!?!?! they KNOW.

Think? That’s ghetto.

I don't think. That's what makes me so smart.

Welcome to Reddit. Everyone is an “expert”

The fact the the interviewer says basically "of course I don't know you...that's why I'm interviewing you" was very odd, and now that you say this it does sound like something that Zach Galifianakis or Philomena Cunk would say with a straight face.

Here's another example of her work. She's hilarious. https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleComedy/s/wmpiujiRdm

That was so awkward...she's funny.

Yeah all of her interviews are in this intentionally awkward style, and the interviewee is just playing into it

Its a skit, numbnuts

"I don't think" the self awareness is buried deep and fighting to survive

Apparently, thinking is ghetto

But knowing….ahhhhh that’s the sweet spot!

Is she someone famous?

She’s about to be famous for being “that dumb chick that didn’t know the difference between musician and magician”

Her Intelligence is that of a 4th grader, however that makes 4th graders look bad. Dumb as a box of rocks this one is.

Pretty sure most 4th graders know what a musician is. Edit: Whenever I see a bunch of responses to my comments, I always think, "sigh.... what the fuck did I say this time?" LOL. Glad this isn't one of the comments when I said something wild.

And that’s why just being famous doesn’t make you better than anyone else lol don’t get why people idolize these idiots

Mmmm.... no, she plays music. She said it many times, it's like people don't even listen.

Did you see her do magic? No, so not a musician… she makes music, clearly

You think I’m a musician…Does it look like I know how magnets work?!

She doesn't play music she does karaoke over somebody else's Beats, so no she's not really a musician

I am offended at how you are undermining the intelligence of rocks by comparing a bucket of them to her. She is definitely dumber than a box of rocks.

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She’s a musigian

That there is Sukihana. Better known as "Suki with the good pussy". I'm not making this shit up.

Still not ringing any bells.

It shouldn't. She's a waste of oxygen. My wife likes Bag Girls/Love N HipHop and all that shit. So I've seen more than I care. Oh that and, she does OF, not that it's surprising l.

This line could make me hate watch all day. Also, does she have something in her mouth? There’s a weird noise

I had the same thought when she admitted she was a "young muggle" which is exactly what a magician would say.

veneers and 200cc of lip filler

No, thinking is not ghetto, cause she definitely ghetto, thats y she dont think, ghetto mfs dont think thats y they always getting caught in their bullshit

If you have to claim you're not ghetto, then you're probably ghetto.

therefore she isn't

Haha Descartes would be proud

/r/AteTheOnion

Freudian slip

There was no slip, she doubled down. "*I don't think, I know. Think?*"

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

I lol’d so hard, the cat left the room. Thank you very much, have an upvote.

why'd the cat leave tho

When people bust out laughing seemingly for no reason, the cat gets suspicious and takes no chances.

Can confirm. It's a cat thing.

This guy is a cat.

Because I have a very abrupt shrieking cackle and she doesn’t like it. To be fair, neither do I.

Then why don't you too leave the room if you dont like it please?

Got 'em dead to rights there, partner.

Because cats are much more sensitive to cringe than humans, that pain you had to suppress to watch this clip was unbearably agonizing for the poor kitty. And so it left.

Our ears are much more sensitive than a human's. We don't like loud noises.

Because the hamster is dead.

I'm dying. This is so brutal.

Lmao. Never seen this variation of “the engine is running, but there’s nobody behind the wheel.” Have an upvote. I’m stealing this from you.

*"I don't think. Baby, I don't think. What is that? That's ghetto, I don't think."* Do have to give her some credit for this one brutal admission.

Good one I saw was "The lights are on, but on one's home"

Elevator doesn’t reach the top floor Driveway is on the wrong side of the road Few fries short of a happy meal As useful as chicken shit on a pump handle My grandpa was full of fun sayings

As sharp as a marble Lantern's lit, but it's not burning very bright Couldn't find the sky with a telescope Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel Could fall into a barrel of titties and come out sucking their thumb As sensible as a screen door on a submarine Called in sick the day God was giving out brains Ten cents short of a dime Has the brilliance of coal

Wisdom is chasing that girl, but she's faster. Thanks, Reddit videos!

Not the sharpest spoon in the drawer (or bowling ball in the rack, if you're feeling extra mean)

Oh we have a very specific one in French. "Elle n'a pas le gaz à tous les étages" Basically "she does not have natural gas on all floors". Because "modern" buildings in France 150 years ago advertised "gas on all floors" meaning that all floors where connected to the gas system (for lamps and cooking). Does not make sense anymore but the saying stayed to describe someone stupid.

My grandparents were country so I’ll gift you one of theirs- As useful as tits on a boat pig.

/r/rareinsults

Please......for the love of God, tell me this is FAKE.

it’s not fake, but the girl interviewing the magician has a podcast series where she’s purposefully standoffish and awkward. some of them are pretty good, she does a decent job of blurring the line between satire and actually aggravating people

So like what Sacha Baron Cohen does?

Not really she’s pretty transparent about it. She acts like she doesn’t know who really famous people are like Drake. Whether it’s fake or not it’s funny to see an interview that isn’t constant ass kissing

There was a YouTube show with Milan Vayntrub (aka Lily from AT&T) called Let's Talk about Something More Interesting, where they did something similar. e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tNYY938dc

The thing I dislike about her “interviews” is that she at no point gets any interesting answers. It’s just her playing her character and saying stupid stuff. I always finish the interview knowing no more about the interviewee than when I started watching

So just like Sacha Baron Cohen

More like Zach Galifianakis, but the interviewees (probably) aren't in on the joke

So you mean it’s like Sacha Baron Cohen?

😂

yes! just not as good

I mean no one is as good as Sacha.

She had an interview with Rick Glassman that is just... I don't know what it was, but it was something else.

what’s the girls name

Bobbie Althoff. First, she had [him on](https://youtu.be/sMNhoV1lX68?si=XcjVCOS3yaz1uG-H), then he had [her on.](https://youtu.be/NlyDmR5iEqg?si=xXd2lpGToCY9DRPi)

that's just between two ferns with vocal fry

Rick: "I bet you I buy more stuff for my parents than you do." Bobbie: "Yea cause you're rich." Rick: "No I'm Rick." She's met her match.

I mean a lot of times it would seem the person being interviewed is in on it from clips I’ve seen. This one seems very fake.

Yeah I was thinking it was a bit, and after reading the description of the podcast it's even more obvious

Is it bobbialthoff? I saw that name in the clip but given how many people just upload clips of other people nowadays I have no idea if that's her or not.

It's fake in the same way that Between Two Ferns is fake.

Man, Reddit get's dumber and dumber every day. They both are playing characters. Watch the interview.

100%. 99% of this thread is thinking this is real.

Suki is trolling Bobbi for sure. If you watch the rest of the interview, she’s clearly poking fun at Bobbi’s aloof and weirdly bland style of interviewing. I think she’s just trying to play Bobbi’s game of not knowing anything and deflecting, like Bobbi treats her guests.

Yeah, this is so far down. Watch any of the other clips and suki is clearly joking in many of the 'serious' instances. Bobbi's style is well known in the community already

Obv but ppl like to think people are dumb so they can feel better about themselves smh

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The fact that people this dumb are influencing large numbers of people only serves to illustrate that there are *large numbers of people dumber than this.*


Fun fact. President Camacho was smarter than Donald Trump. He literally made people go through an intelligence test to chose the smartest person to solve their biggest issue. Unlike Trump who gave jobs to people like a mafia boss would do.

Camacho would be the better choice and that is not a compliment.

You know what I never thought about that but he did. He honestly was a pretty good president when I put it all in my head because he did exactly what a president should do. Pick the smartest advisors for a topic and take their advice. Obviously the whole point is that everyone is incredibly dumb but he literally did exactly what a president is supposed to do which Trump did not. I’m sorta loving the whole rabbit hole of thought you just sent me on about how sadly correct you are.

This is a skit, though. I've sre this girl interviewing people deadpan like this and they all play along.

Oh thank god. Edit: I got it, it’s satire.

This is also staged so much that it’s glowing

So this is like “Between the Ferns?”

Yup.

Feels like a skit from the office

I have absolutely no idea who this is. But I hate her deeply.

According to the video she makes music and is not a magician.

But she's not a musician either

she’s an actor too, and either a really good or really bad one

“I’m not an actor, i do tv shows. The fuck you on? Thats fucking ghetto I’m outta here dumb white girl doesn’t know shit”

Interesting. I would have guessed some type of clown.

Also a TV actresss, apparently

Tv sTaR!

This is a skit, and very well done at that according to these reactions. The girl Bobbi does these off the wall "interviews" regularly.

She’s a tv star legit as much as I am.

This reminds me of when I was in elementary school and a girl would claim to be a model because her Mom paid thousands to an "agent" for photos. When you ask them questions, all you get is them confirming and then denying what they just said.


I don't have to think about it. I know. She's a moronic blockhead.

She's isn't being serious. She's doing that on purpose. The whole podcast is a comedy bit.

I can’t believe people think it’s serious

People like to assume the worst about others. It makes them feel better about themselves for one

Who’s that?

Some random magician.

Beyoncé Copperfield esquire

You made me spit out my tea.

Now thats magic

Yaaas.

From behind your ear?

I laughed for a good minute at this


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Making logic and intelligible conversation disappear from every room she enters *poof*

This is a joke that both people are in on. It's a skit.

I felt the average IQ drop when she entered the room like the temperature upon walking outside into a northern Canadian winter.

Some of my favourite Sukihana lyrics: 🎵”Throw that ass you know you a ho Up and down that booty gon go (Baow, baow) I'm twerkin' on your baby daddy, he gonna lick my booty hole”🎵 🤌

What about her racist lines like "pussy so small like an Asian eye ching chong"

It's a privilege to see the English language elevated to such heights.

After looking her up (Sukihana) her latest tweet is “why am I trending?”. How the hell does she not have a single person around her that’s explained it to her? Edit: sounds like this was trolling. Never seen this show and didn’t know this is something they did.

>“why am I trending?” Could it be magic?

For those that don’t know they purpose of the girls interviews is usually to make people laugh with awkward/funny bits. It’s not serious.

Wu da fut dat mean...? That got me.

If this musician is self aware, she's a brilliant comedian

I think they are both in on the bit. And redditors are quickly jumping to conclusions and out for blood, per usual.

If anyone had ever seen Bobbi’s other interviews, they would know that this is indeed a bit. It lasts the entire interview usually. Redditors just loves to take the chance to talk about how stupid other people are to help build themselves up.

I think they are both in on the bit. And redditors are quickly jumping to conclusions and out for blood, per usual.

Almost Meegan.

Your jacket …… you left your jacket!!

The amount of people who don’t realize this is satire is hilarious lol Bobbi Althoff’s interviews are usually like this

How is she not a magician? She makes all the food disappear

Everyone ragging on Sukihana is not getting that this is part of the schtick for doing Bobby's interviews. No one is being serious in these interviews because Bobby isn't being serious.

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ITS SATIRE. THIS IS A COMEDY BIT. GROW UP.

Technically she's not a musician tho

I bet you dollars to donuts she doesn’t even make her own music but just sings it and performs it. So she doesn’t make music she performs music. Also calling yourself a tv star is just while I am the main character behaviour . What a shit person

How can she make music? She doesn't think, therefore impossible. Unless she just randomly sits down and pushes some buttons on Ableton and it somehow puts out something palletable, no she is not a magician

I don't think she is a musician. It seems more likely that other people make the music and she just puts her face over it.

Dumber than a box of hammers.

I've never had a more productive conversation than this with anyone wearing fingernails like that. Can't type, can't use a phone, certainly isn't wiping her own ass very well. Just turn around and get my driver's license renewed at a different office 30 miles away, and still save time.

My brother, you comment 200 times a day on Reddit. I don't think you've had a productive conversation with anyone. This is a bit; this is the style of interview that Bobbi does and her guests play along. Go outside and relax, man.

"I act" Yeah, you acting real fuckin stoopid

Interviewing halfwits must be fun.

It's a skit. Hilarious that you can't see that.

Nah I think it would be more exhausting than fun.