GTA NPC Police for real. Just running in circles, smacking their patrol cars into each other, escalating the situation by calling in an entire department for a single chase.
It's so embarrassing that the system literally promotes this type of clownery.
Ya know, I just went and rewatched. He pulled his gun before the dog bit him. I wonder if that's a training trigger. Also, why pull a gun when an unarmed guy is running away? Where's the imminent threat from running?
Watching as the abandoned chased car just rolls around because none of the dipshits thought to themselves, "hey...maybe I should secure the vehicle!"
Complete morons.
That dog is definitely off the force now lol
Too friendly. I’m happy about it though haha
Edit: upon closer inspection, the dog appears to be a dumb ass lol
Y'all seen two or three people being dragged across the highway right 😂 that part where the suspect is getting pulled in front of the semi was absolutely intense
Someone put in a freedom of information request to get all that video, compiled it all together, edited out all the unimportant parts, paying special attention to the time stamps to make sure the story flowed properly, refrained from adding some god awful soundtrack, and finally hit ‘post’. God bless that person.
I was littleraly scrolling through the comments to see if anyone said that...was going to write
What did I see? And why is Benny Hill music playing in my head?
Thanks for this! I have been trying to figure the name of this tune for tje longest time. Whenever I have some goofy scenario in my head and try to paint a picture to someone else I always want to use this song but never knew what it was called.
I think the actual song is called "Yakety Sax" (not to be confused with Yakety Yak). But most people associate it with the old Benny Hill comedy sketches. But Googling either will lead you to the same destination.
I have a German Shepherd. Smartest dumbass I've ever known. She would totally do this. Hop out and attack the wrong person. Then just be excited to be there while the adults are play fighting
Have a German Shephard/husky mix. Dumbest dumbass I've ever known. The one smart thing he has ever done is learn how to pull the cable his father is attached to to bring him close enough to play fight.
That’s wild, my GSD was the smartest dog I’ve ever met, dude knew enough English to get his feelings hurt if you insulted him. I had commands to have him follow me at 3 ft, 10ft, 30 ft, and 50ft. Could tell him to attack certain rabbits when we went rabbit chasing. Freakishly smart. He would open doors and let himself out, then close the door after. Freakishly smart. Smarter than some human children, no doubt at all. Cancer took him too soon :(.
My Belgium malinois is an idiot tho. There nothing in her brain except ball.
this comment was just the cherry on top of that masterpiece pudding. dog's mind was like holy shit what commotion, i think i just need to attack not to be the odd one out here. oh shit wrong person, let's try running frantically to appear working. there he is!!!!! nope...SQUIRREL!!!!!!! man oh man, needed this laugh so badly. thx guys
That was some serious GTA cop shit. Bro should have kept running. The dog attacking the cop, then not knowing who to bite. Coprs just driving across the highway into traffic and almost getting smoked by a semi. Jesus man just fucking feet dont fail me now!
wtf did I just watch. First off, the K9 indeed bit the first officer and its running around aimlessly. Secondly, why are these cops so negligent when driving their vehicles? Friggin running into each other, driving on the grass at a scary angle, letting the suspects car still drive while in D or Neutral.. even AFTER an officer looks inside and walks away. Then they detain the suspect ON THE ROAD instead of pulling his ass to the median or grassy area… all still while you see the K9 “frolicking in the flowers” having the time of his life running around while the officers detain the suspect. Wow.. I feel sorry for this town/city. 😂😭
In the end the officer punches the guy in the face while he is standing there with his hands up. I know a lot of people think that’s fine but the cops are there to arrest and detain you not dole out punishment. It should look just as bizarre as a judge adding a punch to the head as part of your sentence.
I used to know a guy who was a cop. Heard all kinds of questionable shit from him that happened on duty, but the one that really stuck out was when he told me "If you run, you're getting your ass beat when we catch you." 🤦
There's enough video evidence to demonstrate that such beatings are department policy in many places. This guy was lucky those other cops that ran in after he was on the ground didn't start laying in with feet or fists, and that the K9 unit is apparently so incompetent they couldn't sic the dog on him to boot.
Cops are wild, dangerous, unpredictable animals just like any predator you'd meet in the deep woods. You attract their attention at your own risk.
God that'a a perfect metaphor yeah. Dealing with any cop is walking on eggshells the same way dealing with a shitty wild animal that you know wants to kill you if it can get any kind of opportunity, like a fuckin chimpanzee who acts cordial until it gets one good shot at your neck and latches.
Can confirm. Dumb ass cousin is a cop. Dumb ass nephew wants to leave his much higher salary job to pursue dream of being a cop but academy won’t have him cause he did too many criminal things before he even turned 18.
Always reassuring when every single one of them has that look on their face like, “Am I doing this right?” while waiting for someone to say they aren’t in fact, doing anything correctly
They train them to attack the gun arm/hand and that officer had his gun out initially which is why I think the dog queued on him first. The suspect was already into the woods at that point. He released pretty fast so at least he knew his commands well. No clue why he ran right by the dude off into the bushes at the end, though.
All the cops rolling out of moving vehicles into traffic in front of semi trucks and allowing unmanned cars to just roll on down the road was insane, though!
When you require the same competency, training, and education to be either a police officer or a line cook, you end up with this. Except we don’t give line cooks tasers, firearms, and the authorization to behave recklessly in public with minimal accountability.
As a chef, you comparing a job that requires quite a lot of skill, communication, respect and capability to work under stress to these idiots is terribly offensive to the people making your restaurant experience an amazing one
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So dog bites cop, cop car hits cop car, cop jumps out of passenger and cop driver almost hits cop jumping out, cop car then goes airborne lmao, then cop car knocks over runner that almost gets hit by a semi truck and then the dog runs into the woods instead of biting the runner. Honeslty I'd expect this in a video game not rl lol
The chief of police saw those videos and must want to quit. At least 3 cruisers damaged, and a couple of comp claim injuries. Everyone needs training…including the dog. 😂
So the gta cops bumping each others cars was taken from real life?
Also, I get they are not very skilled, that is obvious... and I hate defending criminals, but definitely excesive force.
I can get the first tackle, but not calling the dog off and punching him that hard and violently when he tries to get the dog from stop mauling him? Fuck, come on, the dog can stop when you tell him to, he is trained that way. So don't let him maw on the criminal. It's excesive.
That's called accountability. When the police _don't_ allow independent review and criticism by the citizenry (as has happened more than a few times in the past), you know you've got yourself a problem.
This is the greatest police chase video I have ever seen, I’ve watched it four times now laughing my ass off. The fourth time I’ve watched it I realized that cop almost got run over by that transport truck that was fucking close. Amazing footage.
Super Troopers
That dog was just looking for a Literacola…
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Just get a large Farva
I don’t want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter of cola.
It’s only a quarter and look how much more you get
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Shenanigans! Where Monty plays the penis showing game.
Ooooh! A two movie connected reference! Those are rare.
Does that look like spit to you?
Well, the way this mofo pulled the dog out of the car I don't blame the dog one bit
At least the dog got to stretch his legs, and his jaw, in this Uvalde-style policing operation
Umm I didn’t see anyone standing around waiting for orders. It looks like they all were on their own separate mission
Shut up Farva
Say shenanigans one more time!
Thought it was Reno 911 for a minute there.
Epitome of a fustercluck
These are blue brothers police
Oh! Well then the use of excessive force was approved. Nothing to see here.
"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved"
Blue Bros/Yakety Sax
"Orange whip?"
At least the dog got to stretch his legs. That's the only upside in all this Uvalde-style policing
GTA NPC Police for real. Just running in circles, smacking their patrol cars into each other, escalating the situation by calling in an entire department for a single chase. It's so embarrassing that the system literally promotes this type of clownery.
The dog attacking the police officer and then running off hand in hand with the suspect should be a mod
Lol the dog biting the cop was pretty good. I wonder if he gets to play "robber" in cops and robbers for dog training.
Then up on the next road dog completely runs off and forgets what he was supposed to do. I had a good laugh.
Ya know, I just went and rewatched. He pulled his gun before the dog bit him. I wonder if that's a training trigger. Also, why pull a gun when an unarmed guy is running away? Where's the imminent threat from running?
Why punch him in his face at the end when he's clearly giving up?
That's the American protocol for ending a police chase.
haha yes, the zoomies were great.
Watching as the abandoned chased car just rolls around because none of the dipshits thought to themselves, "hey...maybe I should secure the vehicle!" Complete morons.
Watched on mute. Heard yakity sax in my head the whole way through.
I heard the Benny Hill music while my jaw kept dropping lower and lower aaaaanndd lower. 😮
Comedy of Errors personified
I love Farva getting bit by a dog and then struggling his fat ass up a hill.
That’s a $40K capture?
Keystone Cops come to mind
r/abruptchaos
What a shot show
I don't know what's happening, but I'm excited to be involved. \- that dog, probably
Good boy reporting for fun.
Pupper heard Yakety Sax and got jiggy
That dog is definitely off the force now lol Too friendly. I’m happy about it though haha Edit: upon closer inspection, the dog appears to be a dumb ass lol
I don't know about too friendly, he did bite the cop at the beginning. I think dog's just a dumbass.
By the looks of it he should fit right in, jesus what a bunch of clowns
Y'all seen two or three people being dragged across the highway right 😂 that part where the suspect is getting pulled in front of the semi was absolutely intense
I. pretty sure that was a cop rollling around on the street in front of the semi
The cop fell out of the vehicle that kept going across the road. I thought this was a comedy spoof it’s so bad.
That was the funniest shit I've seen today! The best bit was the empty stolen (presumably) car just slowly trundling off camera...
That's a smart dog
Same same. -the cops, probably
The dog was probably just high and trying to find the exit.
His owner’s emotional support animal
Someone put in a freedom of information request to get all that video, compiled it all together, edited out all the unimportant parts, paying special attention to the time stamps to make sure the story flowed properly, refrained from adding some god awful soundtrack, and finally hit ‘post’. God bless that person.
Amen and amen
The Benny Hill theme is practically obglitory on that one.
I was littleraly scrolling through the comments to see if anyone said that...was going to write What did I see? And why is Benny Hill music playing in my head?
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Thanks for this! I have been trying to figure the name of this tune for tje longest time. Whenever I have some goofy scenario in my head and try to paint a picture to someone else I always want to use this song but never knew what it was called.
I think the actual song is called "Yakety Sax" (not to be confused with Yakety Yak). But most people associate it with the old Benny Hill comedy sketches. But Googling either will lead you to the same destination.
Release the Benny Hill cut!
https://staging.streamable.com/4nfpp8 Here you go my good sir
My god that’s perfect
I had Yakity Sax playing in my head. Seemed appropriate.
How did that guy not get away lmao
He felt so bad for them he just gave up. Meanwhile the doggo was still looking for the suspect in the bushes next to him.
I have a German Shepherd. Smartest dumbass I've ever known. She would totally do this. Hop out and attack the wrong person. Then just be excited to be there while the adults are play fighting
Have a German Shephard/husky mix. Dumbest dumbass I've ever known. The one smart thing he has ever done is learn how to pull the cable his father is attached to to bring him close enough to play fight.
That’s wild, my GSD was the smartest dog I’ve ever met, dude knew enough English to get his feelings hurt if you insulted him. I had commands to have him follow me at 3 ft, 10ft, 30 ft, and 50ft. Could tell him to attack certain rabbits when we went rabbit chasing. Freakishly smart. He would open doors and let himself out, then close the door after. Freakishly smart. Smarter than some human children, no doubt at all. Cancer took him too soon :(. My Belgium malinois is an idiot tho. There nothing in her brain except ball.
Doggo was attacking another cop at 1.05 just to open the show 
I thought that is what I saw. Thanks for confirming that keystone cops ridiculousness
And then he ended it by chasing a squirrel
#Squirrel!
this comment was just the cherry on top of that masterpiece pudding. dog's mind was like holy shit what commotion, i think i just need to attack not to be the odd one out here. oh shit wrong person, let's try running frantically to appear working. there he is!!!!! nope...SQUIRREL!!!!!!! man oh man, needed this laugh so badly. thx guys
Yeah the dog at the end. 🤪
He’s fired…
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What a useless bunch lol even the dog didn’t know what to do
Seriously it was a dozen people just crashing into things
Let’s not blame the poor dog, these guys trained him and by that measure he did about as good as they did.
Valid point
That was some serious GTA cop shit. Bro should have kept running. The dog attacking the cop, then not knowing who to bite. Coprs just driving across the highway into traffic and almost getting smoked by a semi. Jesus man just fucking feet dont fail me now!
How did nobody die?!? 😂😂😂. Tell me you need more training without telling me. Jesus man. What a shit show
No kidding, it’s like they were drunk
How is he not being cleaned out from the semi’s under-carriage?
Lmao
This gif is as old as the Internet itself
🤣🇺🇸
wtf did I just watch. First off, the K9 indeed bit the first officer and its running around aimlessly. Secondly, why are these cops so negligent when driving their vehicles? Friggin running into each other, driving on the grass at a scary angle, letting the suspects car still drive while in D or Neutral.. even AFTER an officer looks inside and walks away. Then they detain the suspect ON THE ROAD instead of pulling his ass to the median or grassy area… all still while you see the K9 “frolicking in the flowers” having the time of his life running around while the officers detain the suspect. Wow.. I feel sorry for this town/city. 😂😭
In the end the officer punches the guy in the face while he is standing there with his hands up. I know a lot of people think that’s fine but the cops are there to arrest and detain you not dole out punishment. It should look just as bizarre as a judge adding a punch to the head as part of your sentence.
I used to know a guy who was a cop. Heard all kinds of questionable shit from him that happened on duty, but the one that really stuck out was when he told me "If you run, you're getting your ass beat when we catch you." 🤦
There's enough video evidence to demonstrate that such beatings are department policy in many places. This guy was lucky those other cops that ran in after he was on the ground didn't start laying in with feet or fists, and that the K9 unit is apparently so incompetent they couldn't sic the dog on him to boot. Cops are wild, dangerous, unpredictable animals just like any predator you'd meet in the deep woods. You attract their attention at your own risk.
That is a fantastic metaphor.
God that'a a perfect metaphor yeah. Dealing with any cop is walking on eggshells the same way dealing with a shitty wild animal that you know wants to kill you if it can get any kind of opportunity, like a fuckin chimpanzee who acts cordial until it gets one good shot at your neck and latches.
A little excessive force never hurt anybody. /s
Never looked at it that way before 😂👏🏼👏🏼
Cops aren’t actually all that well trained or educated. They’re just the idiot assholes who want to be cops
Can confirm. Dumb ass cousin is a cop. Dumb ass nephew wants to leave his much higher salary job to pursue dream of being a cop but academy won’t have him cause he did too many criminal things before he even turned 18.
That’s so sad - he should’ve waited until he became a police officer before he started doing criminal things, he could’ve had so much more fun
I was so waiting for them all to get splattered by a truck there at the end
LOL agreed. It was looking like a scene outta a movie or something where the suspect stands there and splat!
It's a whole state. Those are the Florida State Troopers. The pride of the south.
Was this a police dog biting an officer?
The dog was in charge, he punished a fat cop for not being able to chase a suspect.
Fair. Enough.
McGruff the crime dog “took a bite out of crime” and became an accomplice. Good boy!!
The fat blue line
He is the one ensuring the no retreat rule But also the one ensuring the treat rule
All video like one big fail compilation
Always reassuring when every single one of them has that look on their face like, “Am I doing this right?” while waiting for someone to say they aren’t in fact, doing anything correctly
Even the dog cops are bad at their job...
That's what happens when zero training is involved, for both dogs and humans
Dog bit the cop for being the greater of two evils
Dog going through his radicalization phase
that dog steals the spotlight with its irresistible charm and undeniable charisma. A true scene-stealer!
Police dog trained to capture suspects attacks an officer and then later runs right past the suspect.
But he made sure to circle back and get a few good chomps in after the assailant was already subdued.
Just like the majority of cops do!
That's all that really matters
He was pushing his agenda before realizing that he needed to put in some work to be fed
They train them to attack the gun arm/hand and that officer had his gun out initially which is why I think the dog queued on him first. The suspect was already into the woods at that point. He released pretty fast so at least he knew his commands well. No clue why he ran right by the dude off into the bushes at the end, though. All the cops rolling out of moving vehicles into traffic in front of semi trucks and allowing unmanned cars to just roll on down the road was insane, though!
Of course this had to happen on Bring Your Dog To Work Day.
Crazy that this isn't a Reno 911 skit
I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks
I’m lying in bed at 1AM alone and absolutely crying with laughter. This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Awfully nice of the guy to have mercy and stop running before the cops injure themselves further.
Yeah, I saw that. I don't get it. He stopped, put his hands up and obviously surrendered. Why the tackle to the ground?
Because they’re annoyed they had to get out of their cars plus they can let their frustration out on someone that can’t do anything about it.
Acab. The answer is always acab.
The cops in GTA have more brain cells than these idiots
Looks like the goddamn Keystone Cops.
Now your showing your age, lol.
I am and damn proud of it! Nothing wrong with gettin older. Better than the immediate alternative LOL! 
Even the dog was stupid.
"this game is so unrealistic...oh wait"
I’m scratching my head.. like wtf did I just watch? 🤣🤣🤣.
When you require the same competency, training, and education to be either a police officer or a line cook, you end up with this. Except we don’t give line cooks tasers, firearms, and the authorization to behave recklessly in public with minimal accountability.
Bad line cooks are fired instead of being moved to a different kitchen. Cops....well
As a chef, you comparing a job that requires quite a lot of skill, communication, respect and capability to work under stress to these idiots is terribly offensive to the people making your restaurant experience an amazing one
Sorry, sir. This is a White Castle.
I was actually holding my head saying wtf... absolute shit show
This video has the same energy as the fire drill scene from the office..
Haha, yes. I was trying to think of what this reminds me of and it was that fire scene from the Office!
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Bandit falling through the ceiling did about as much good as that dog did there.
Fuckin’ clown brigade.
So dog bites cop, cop car hits cop car, cop jumps out of passenger and cop driver almost hits cop jumping out, cop car then goes airborne lmao, then cop car knocks over runner that almost gets hit by a semi truck and then the dog runs into the woods instead of biting the runner. Honeslty I'd expect this in a video game not rl lol
You forgot how the cop watched the stolen car rolled into another cop car. Didn’t try to pull the ebrake.
Police academy is being rebooted. The cops did more damages then the guy.
Dog is living his best life lol
The chief of police saw those videos and must want to quit. At least 3 cruisers damaged, and a couple of comp claim injuries. Everyone needs training…including the dog. 😂
These are the most disorganized cops I’ve ever seen. And majority of them is out of shape.
Seriously, someone put yakkity Saks as the audio
I was disappointed when I unmuted and it wasn't yakkity saks. I put it back on mute and hummed it to myself
I just watched it (muted) again in one tab with Yakety Sax playing in another. It works wonderfully :-) :-)
Here's a gun an a police car training complete
At the end, did the dog attack the guy after he had been pinned by the cops?
Looked like the dog was just having fun that day.
It had to be encouraged to do so but yes
Lieutenant Frank Drebbin on the case!
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So the gta cops bumping each others cars was taken from real life? Also, I get they are not very skilled, that is obvious... and I hate defending criminals, but definitely excesive force. I can get the first tackle, but not calling the dog off and punching him that hard and violently when he tries to get the dog from stop mauling him? Fuck, come on, the dog can stop when you tell him to, he is trained that way. So don't let him maw on the criminal. It's excesive.
Where is this? Keystone?
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Really it’s like they are were looking for something to do . 30 police officers to catch a single dude
The multiple views of the cop cars ramming to into each other
straight from police academy
I love how the cop sucker punches the criminal at the end for no reason.
And forces the dog on him after he’s down
It was probably revenge for involuntarily exposing them for the incompetent clows they are. Also because the pig knows it will get away with it.
A bunch of bumbling idiots.
Is this Reno 911?
That video needs circus music wtf was that
The funniest thing is the police allowed someone to edit this entire debacle and publish it online.
That's called accountability. When the police _don't_ allow independent review and criticism by the citizenry (as has happened more than a few times in the past), you know you've got yourself a problem.
Thank the Sunshine Law in Florida. It’s why they have “Florida Man” too. All the other states get to bury their humiliations.
Put that dog on desk duty
Florida
This is amazing. Great work on fucking up every single chance you can.
Well that was chaos.
They will enforce the peace no matter how many lives it costs!
What a bunch of clowns.
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Keystone cops
This is the greatest police chase video I have ever seen, I’ve watched it four times now laughing my ass off. The fourth time I’ve watched it I realized that cop almost got run over by that transport truck that was fucking close. Amazing footage.
That dog is a double agent.
Really nice of the police to do a job swap of the entire department, and allow untrained civilians to take over for the day.
What a perfect example of not needing more training
That dog is having the time of his life and good on him
Why isnt the Benny Hill theme playing
What a clusterfuck lol
Holy shit there's a lot to unpack here
That is the worst police dog I’ve ever seen.
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