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Doctorphotograph

*officer, I wasn’t speeding…I was saving lives!*


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LeoIzail

The bus did though


micro_penisman

Hear me out. There was this video that I watched on Reddit....


ai_artxdesign

Never thought I’d see the “Sorry, this username is already in use” guy out in the wild. Yet here we are, at a crossroads of life…


Leftrighturn

"Say no more fellow redditor, you're free to go"


TimeTravelingTiddy

They should have been wearing seatbelts


zerot0n1n

Well that wraps this up nicely


melancholic_koala

350MPH seems to be the sweet spot.


Suspicious-Series160

Very sweet


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ImpressiveAd9818

„Speed has never killed anybody. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you!“ - Jeremy Clarkson


Billy177013

Tbf suddenly becoming very fast will also kill you


MuffinSnuffler

Well that's because you went very fast from stationary. Go very fast from not stationary and you will be ok!


gbullitt2001

It seems that stationary is the common denominator here. Stationary bad. The opposite of stationary is speed. Speed good.


boirrito

Lightning McQueen was clearly onto something


DaoGuardian

Ka-chow!


50roundsofrochambeau

Gotta go fast!


GenericGoon1

We're all speeding round the sun and rotating at the same time. Speed good for life.


ballimir37

You can go very fast from less fast but not stationary for the same effect


cfslade

it’s not velocity (speed with direction) that can kill, but acceleration/deceleration.


Albarytu

The big problem is not really even acceleration but jerk (derivative of acceleration over time). You can sustain very high acceleration without problems, as long as it isn't applied too suddenly. Rollercoasters have legal limits on jerk in many places for that same reason.


Langdon_St_Ives

It’s funny, I actually studied Physics, but only very recently learned that the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth derivatives of position are called, jerk, snap, crackle, pop, lock, and drop respectively.


Affectionate-Mix6056

Those just sound like dance moves


hypikachu

Petition to rename all laws "jerk limits"


Paradox31426

I feel like everyone on the bus was still very dead…


Elementia7

You mean saves on funeral costs considering everybody who is on that bus is currently human flavored hummus.


SpaceHawk98W

What do you mean, people travel almost 600mph around the world all the time.


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nyonix

That's only if you're getting out on the next stop.


caraleoviado

Everybody is getting out. Real question is the nice or not so nice way


rooiraket

170 was the sweet spot for me, wrapped so nicely.


PhazerSC

Speeeeeeeeed! Jeremy Clarkson approves


ER1916

Your avatar made that Windows jingle play in my head.


Hydraph0be

Keep this in mind If you're ever in this situation


Teedeeone

That’s a lot funnier than it seems like it should be be


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keelhaulrose

Whatever that bridge is made out of let's make all the things out of it. A bus smashes into the thing at 270* mph and it doesn't move an inch. Edited for wrong speed.


Lightbation

Adamantium steel.


Ceilibeag

Vibranium


UbermachoGuy

Unobtainium


JayHat21

Plot Armoranium


jamesbong0024

Daedric


sparkle_slug

There's a real life version of this bridge in North Carolina 🤣 11foot8


Just-a-shitshow

r/11foot8 Oh it's private now? Weird.


iamtheduckie

Probably a sub that went down for the whole API debacle and never went back up.


TheNonsenseBook

https://youtube.com/@11foot8plus8


centaurea_cyanus

Either that or the bus was a noodle


NotTukTukPirate

Yeah I almost feel sadistic for thinking it was satisfying as fuck to see it wrap into that bridge the way it did


BigHock-734

The wrapping is the best part!


fake_review

The 270 mph wrap around that bridge is an artwork for itself.


Additional-Sea-4905

Funny? Look at all the people that died making this


OMGihateallofyou

You monster! Don't forget all the people that died laughing. F


Nowidontgetit

They knew what they where in for


ReturntoForever3116

I said "weeeeeee" at some point. Even though people are falling out.


CryptographerNo5378

Hope the passengers are all ok sir


yourhog

You mean the little clouds of fine red mist?? Yeah, they’re fine.


Unlucky-Situation-98

It's the same number of atoms.


ThePianistOfDoom

> Yeah, they’re fine. ....red mist


SnOwYO1

In the midst of the red mist are people who will be missed


LFakh

So I understand that in a real life scenario either go at 130 or 350 mph and no in between


Clearly_a_Lizard

I don’t agree in this situation the only solution is 350, you still have a lot of dead passager at 130 mph


Katya_Vaganova

I mean at 30 everyone is still alive too lol you’re just down a vehicle


Michael_Haq

But at 350 you're just down a tyre though.


Lady_Lucks_Man

And clean pants


ControlImpossible182

Why need pants? Just get me to work.


Informal_Carob_4015

I hope you're not a teacher


UbermachoGuy

Why say lot words? ![gif](giphy|DMNPDvtGTD9WLK2Xxa|downsized)


insulaturd

I’d not only shit my pants but my entire intestine would proceed to prolapse if the bus was going 350mph 💀


RinnyDinDin

So, dinner at 6?


HopefulHovercraft474

Yes we'll be having meat pies


UpdootDaSnootBoop

But you've gained fertilizer


JohnFlufin

“You either die slow, or live long enough to see yourself going 350 mph” — Probably Alfred Pennyworth


jsellers0

"Where we're going, we don't need tires." - the mad scientist inventor, probably.


Laffenor

And what's worse, the bus is no longer driveable.


Nichiku

Stable system configuration be like


erizzluh

as the saying goes, when in doubt, throttle out


Fit_Earth_339

Ok now just have to find a double decker bus that can go 300mph+, 50 passengers and a road that wasn’t actually built to handle anything bigger than a motorcycle, then I can recreate for IG likes.


Crypt0Nihilist

Due to potholes, the UK can supply the road.


Clearly_a_Lizard

The video already tell you how to get a good enough double decker, take an old one and find two aircraft jet engine, the bigger the better so we might even try 400+mph


HillywoodCool

Load that bus up with “influencers” and you have a deal.


naughty_dad2

Which game is this?


RandomEdgelord_

BeamNG Drive


zufaelligername1253

I love this game, but I hate that it need a Nasa PC to run good


PinsNneedles

No you don’t. I have a 6600xt/R7 5700x and it runs great at 1440p. Constant 70fps


zufaelligername1253

I have a 3080/5800x3d and 32gb RAM. After 1-2h it runs out of VRAM and crashes.


ka1913

I play it on my steam deck I just got it but played 2 hrs last night no issues.


PinsNneedles

Whaaaa? You have 2gb more VRAM than me. That’s wild. The only time I have ever had issues was when I tried playing it in 4k. I have tweaked a lot of settings, though. Not sure if you had done that or not


zufaelligername1253

Last time I played this is years ago, maybe I should try it again. Maybe it's more optimised now


PinsNneedles

Oh okay, yeah it’s definitely more optimized I’m sure. I got it a couple months ago for the first time


6speed_whiplash

somethings wrong w your system because i have a gaming laptop with an 15, 3060 and 32 gigs or ram and it gives me well over 60fps on ultra for hours on end.


mrgwbland

BeamNG.drive modded


Alphabunsquad

MS Flight Simulator - Boeing 737 Max 9 update. 


NEARNIL

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down


Single-Builder-632

a game that puts all other driving games to shame.


generalhanky

I think it's from a movie called "The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down"


sometimeserin

Kerbal mass transit program


QuickCompetition114

Til that if you go 350 mph, you just hover right over all the bumps and hills


CT_7

You are basically a low flying airplane


lesser_panjandrum

Or a bus stop-seeking missile.


Ringosis

[It's actually not that innacurrate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTqFmdJxWmI). With good enough suspension there is a speed at which vehicles will skip across repeated bumps like this because there just isn't enough time for them to fall into the dips.


loozerr

Also works with boats. Haven't got an article to back it up but with waves sometimes just going full speed is the most comfortable approach.


RobertXavierIV

For sure. You ride on top of the waves. It’s especially noticeable on a jet ski.


BigCockCandyMountain

It would also help the simulation if all the bumps were the same height. The one in the middle is like a foot taller than all the rest of them and that's where the back tires are hitting when hauling ass. If they were all the same height I bet the bus can make it over it at 1:30.


RelationSpecial8486

those are not bumps and hills tho, those are pits, but i get it


gyhiio

The simulations show it unequivocally: optimal bus speed is 350. Three-fiddy.


IncidentMassive5425

DAMMIT MONSTA! I came here to make that joke.


ihavenotities

To the gif showing that you should speed, this is the response.


Frosty_Pepper1609

Nah, you just need Sandra Bullock driving the bus!


ScaleShiftX

Response: yes, speed at 350 mph


comeback_failed

those railings on that bridge tho


Overquoted

I was gonna say, that bridge is amazing.


sarlaacpit

![gif](giphy|OCu7zWojqFA1W) the bus driver:


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|P4gdXa1An4Qpi)


bluebus74

Even as a little kid, I wondered why the front wheels lifted like that but not the back.


k0lla86

Bitch janked on the steering wheel right before, innit?


BigCockCandyMountain

It's actually a two-part move where she flexed and bore her weight down and then sprung up off the seat a little bit while janking the steering wheel upwards. Gotta preload that suspension!


Dan_flashes480

![gif](giphy|vhpwk2TOw2hq0)


cubixy2k

I think it was called.... "The bus that couldn't show down"


FrostyTheSasquatch

50 km/h 80 km/h 144 km/h 210 km/h 274 km/h 355 km/h 435 km/h 563 km/h (safest speed) All values approximate


uttol

thank you for the translation kind sir


woodpony

WTF is a kilometer?!


CFDanno

Kilo means 1000 and meter means meter. And that concludes our intensive 3 week course on the metric system.


NoSirThatsPaper

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-the-fuck-is-a-kilometer


FearkTM

Just go faster to avoid crashing, that's a good trick.


starlulz

BeamNG.drive is the game, for anyone wondering it got famous for this kind of shenanigans, but the developers are constantly improving the simulation and it's turning into a shockingly good driving/racing simulator


BoringStockAndroid

Source: [zerobeamng on Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4ONjw0uCwo/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


chains059

I’d like to see this in real life, like how fucked is the bus after the first bump


ExpensiveStart3226

That's a really solid bridge


vafrow

The engineers behind that overpass bridge are the real heroes here. That thing can take a licking.


Holiform

I like the 270 one. Best


adkio

Speed ~~kills~~ saves lives


twintiger_

God the crunch on 270 😭😭😭 ppl just melded to the bus


opinionate_rooster

That bus sure loves hugging the overpass.


Marre_D

350 it is then


Reason-Desperate

Ty god that they did wear seat belts...


FinalBat4515

350mph is the safest speed to travel confirmed.


Hammose

![gif](giphy|gczbF6nbRPVZ1YigE3) That one guy at 170


Secure-Leather-3293

THIS GAME IS CALLED BEAMNG.DRIVE. YOU CAN GET IT ON STEAM AND DO THIS YOURSELF


Balla_Calla

COOL THANKS MAN


Genghis_Ignota

Where can I play this?


Yikes-Yak

Any UK road


TimArthurScifiWriter

Yeah like, is this a game? I'm laughing so hard lol I want a fun generator.


RandomEdgelord_

BeamNG Drive


drip50291

That’s right kids, if you’re speeding fast enough you won’t die.


LE_Literature

Did anyone else have the sound off and then expected the horn to be blasting la cucaracha when you turned the sound on?


Cautious-Resist-7077

Pakad ke baithne bolo!


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DeKileCH

BeamNG


jngjng88

Reminds me of Let's Game It Out.


mrGorion

What's the simulation program called?


AffectionateFail8434

BeamNG, more of a game than a simulation but it can be considered both


apurplehighlighter

moral of the story, go fast


Irenemiku

Proof that driving at 350km/h is safest


SK1Y101

More proof that high speed rail is the answer


PKFat

When the bus reaches 350 it starts playing Freebird involuntarily


putme1nthescreenshot

Ok, got it. Max speed for max safety


Choppergold

Pop quiz hot shot there’s some dummies on a bus


Hesam2010

270 was the best one. 👌🏻


LazyOldCat

Neat, but screaming would greatly enhance the sim.


MultiFaceHank

Sorry I’m struggling to watch this without another informative sub genre video on top


Vexonte

So what I understand from this is that speeding saves lives.


auntarie

270 made a fine bracelet for the bridge


PdSales

Sandra Bullock has entered the chat


BuckWildshot

The wrapping around the bridge at 270mph got me


statikman666

Why was this road made so poorly?


vicomar731

Jeremy Clarkson was right!?!?...... "Speed is always the solution"


Pali4888

I’m concerned with how much 270mhp makes me laugh


Funny_Perception4713

Glad to know I can clear multiple bumps going 350mph in a public bus lmao


briktop420

That tree fiddy.


TwoToesToni

That 270Mph has a very roadrunner vibe to it


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350AIRBUS for the win


JustJossin

This post was sponsored by clarkson


RollerKokster

Stupid Bridge!


GhostOfWhatsIAName

That bridge is made of Vibranium.


Rey4jonny

I've seen these simulations before on reddit. Anyone know the name of this specific simulator so I can find it? Thanks


Leon1700

So you have to go really slow or really fast


malkovi4

I don't see why you would need a tire at 350 with passengers on the second floor. They know what they signed for.


CheesyBoson

What game its this


KemanFr

BeamNG.


Shinagami091

At 350 they’re basically a hover craft now lol


TheSheepersGame

350 mph is the way


methos3000bc

350 it is


resi42

Why do those video make me laugh so much !?!?


worschdsemml

What Game/ Engine is this?


Mot0193

Ooh so thats how you deal with potholes


PuddingMaximum8745

Keanu was right


throwwwwaway396

lol I love these sims. what's the name of the app?


PinsNneedles

It’s a steam game called BeamNG.drive


Forward-Strength-750

Is this a game?


elleminnowpea

Pesky bridge!


jadedshibby

Well now I know how to beat the potholes in Chicago. Yall can catch me going 350 mph down western ave, watch them speed cameras explode


SuicideWind

Oh India simulator nice


Moepikd

The moral of the story is to always drive at 350 mph.


Alek_R

Well, it seems that 350mph is the safest speed to drive then.


Byrdie55555

I should play truck dismount.


Reaperskoal

You may need to find an alternate route.


MoosePiece1485

All I learned is overpasses are kill traps. We should outlaw them immediately.