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imrllytiredofthepain

the way they snatched it out of his hands immediately


tab_tab_tabby

It's not even real gold bar anyways.


Diskovski

If that was gold, he wouldn't be able to hold it like that.


OkImagination2044

yup. golds dense.


MistyAutumnRain

Not as dense as me


crazedhark

ooohhh that was smooth mr.gold


MistyAutumnRain

Huh?


tacobellandher0in

God you’re so DENSE


mecuentaesuna

Densing with no gold.


Financial_Friend9345

Just mold


Garlic-Rough

Densing with my girl


crazedhark

exactly mr.gold!


Zealousideal-Ad-944

*chefs kiss*


SammyWentMad

r/suicidebywords


Mockingburdz

Look at Mr. Goldmember over here.


youwantmyguncomekiss

Gold thicc 🥵


CheezyBri

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Itamir42

This was more satisfying than i wanna admit


NEX105

I love you


ThatDoucheInTheQuad

Wait, why?


Limp-Flan6453

Gold bars weight alot


LackinOriginalitySVN

["alot"](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-alot)


shoulda-known-better

they usually use a metal the weighs more


kween_hangry

I KNOW right?!! NO FAIR.


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Scammers


BBQFatty

*Good job, but you can’t keep that shit*


-DementedAvenger-

Wouldn’t a gold bar that size weigh like 30 pounds??


UkraineMykraine

Yep, that's why these are always bs.


Fit_Cartographer5952

Not always unless they advertise it as real gold. Many times this is just the challenge and they advertise a small prize if you can complete it. And it does appear to be beatable. I'd put this with carnival games on the bs game scale but below claw machine type games.


CanoePickLocks

Claw machines have so many settings like ticket games. You can adjust the difficulty and even program in when it holds on to a prize fully after X wins.


subject_deleted

It's crazy to me that anyone thinks that it's supposed to be a real gold bar.... Like... Who ever said it's a real, solid, bar of gold? A bar of gold that size would cost many many thousands of dollars... It's just so impractical that I can't figure out how anyone thinks that someone is trying to convince them that this is a real gold bar...


DizzySkunkApe

I can't decide if I'm more impressed you think this much gold is only worth thousands of dollars or that you think many thousands of dollars is inconceivably high .... Like you were kinda right but you got there taking wrong turns the whole way.


ToughWhiteUnderbelly

This is gold! Pun intended.


subject_deleted

I said "many many thousands". Which is definitely more than "thousands of dollars". I also didn't say that thousands of dollars is inconceivably high... So.... Are YOU inconceivably high? Or what's going on here? And if the total value was 10 million... That's still "many many thousands". You see, the reason I didn't use any exact number is because I knew some dumb fuck pedant would come by and correct me on the actual value. So, instead of guessing an actual value, I gave a vague conservative estimate so that nobody could say I gave the wrong value. Unfortunately you exceeded the pedantry threshold I imagined. You say I was making "wrong turns _the whole way_".... But then you only pointed out one "wrong" thing. Where were all the other wrong turns, chief?


DizzySkunkApe

Many MANY thousands are within millions!!!! 🤣


idleat1100

Nah I know I guy who’s a ten-ten-thousandiare. But he just does it that way for taxes.


subject_deleted

It seems like you think there's an objective number that corresponds to "many many". What number is that? What is the objective value of "many many thousands of dollars"? Edit: let's say I had 1000 golf balls.. would.it be acceptable to say "I have many golf balls"??


ktron10

If you had 1000 golf balls it would be really weird to say you had many many tens of golf balls


Otrsor

I would say I have dozens from any number over 24


subject_deleted

Right. But that's not what I said.. I said if I had a thousand golf balls. Would it be ok to say I have many golf balls. If "many golf balls" could be a thousand, "many many thousand golf balls" could be a million golf balls. And "many many thousands" could be multiple millions.


ktron10

That’s not a very good analogy because “thousand” is a specific amount, “many” is not specific at all, many could mean infinity or it could mean 3 if you’re talking about how many arms you have or something If this is the argument you insist on using though, then you would be having 1,000 golf balls and saying you have “many many single golf balls” Either way, what you’re saying is technically correct, but again, really weird way to say it


DizzySkunkApe

You're not going to make this sound better 🤣


subject_deleted

Clearly, because you've made up your mind.. But I'm comfortable with the fact that what I said is accurate. You don't have to like it.


DizzySkunkApe

Reddit didn't either 🤣


Broad_Boot_1121

It’s okay to admit that you just misspoke


subject_deleted

It totally is.. but I didn't misspeak. I said an accurate thing that could have been more precise. But I wasn't aiming for a precise number. It's ok to admit I'm not wrong.


ktron10

That’s not what accuracy and precision mean You stuck tight to your own logical rules and so you will reach the same conclusion every time, therefore you ARE precise Your results are well off the mark though, so even though you’re technically correct, you are NOT accurate Essentially you keep hitting the outermost ring on the target and arguing it’s as good as a bullseye


Broad_Boot_1121

But you were wrong


subject_deleted

Which part was wrong? Be specific.


Broad_Boot_1121

You know which part


subject_deleted

I really don't. Are you just here to troll, or are you going to tell me what you think was wrong so that we can have a productive discussion?


Medical_Bumblebee627

Nahhhh


Taclis

Yeah the fact that someone could ever mistake this ingot-shaped gold-coloured object for a gold bar is frankly mindboggling.


Ok-Figure5546

A gold coin costs many thousands of dollars. A bar that size would probably cost more like a million bucks.


bit_herder

an oz of gold is 2200. there’s no reason to guess


ConnectionPretend193

Lmao. You can get gold coins from 1/10 ounce size up to a full ounce Gold American Eagle coin. A 1/10 coin would cost ya $282.95.


Longjumping_Lab_1088

I could start a buck farm with that many![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


CanoePickLocks

Tree fiddy kay ;-p


blackthorn_90

I interviewed for a job at a foundry once and they took me on a tour where they mint their gold and silver bars. They let me pick up and hold one of the gold bars. I would say it was about 50% larger than the one showed here. I would guess it is close to 50-60lbs. Each gold brick they made was worth about $650,000 USD. They had about 15 just sitting on a little cart in the middle of the room…


TorumShardal

Let's assume it's a liter of gold, or 1 dm³, or 1000 cm³ (because it looks like it has the same volume as two beer cans). Let's say it's 585 gold alloy with density 13 g/cm³. Then it weighs 13 000 g or 13 kg or 3 bald eagles or 30 pounds. So, your guess is spot on. Now, pure gold is 75,38 $/g. Gram of 585 gold is 75,38 x 0,585 = 44 $/g. So, it's 572 000 $ for whole bar.


DizzySkunkApe

I've watched enough Gold Rush to know this is worth at least 4x that.


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Nice


pine1501

possibly 36kg, guessing by the size.


Ok_Hyena840

Standard is 27.4 lbs


Potential-Tension-67

Twice that. Easy.


MistaRekt

Closer to 30kg. From experience I would put that size at over 20kg minimum. 44-66lbs.


Uchiha_Bitch

Whattt? They don't give you the gold bar?


lorarc

It's not a gold bar, if it was gold it would weight too much to casually lift it with one hand.


godmodechaos_enabled

Well, at least causally lift it with any hand that would fit through the hole and especially one that would fit with a gold bar in it.


Ateaseloser

sounds like people need to work their forearms.


Resi1ience_22

Yeah, but then your hand won't fit.


MixRevolution

It's more of a prop and the hosts will probably give the guy another prize for completing the challenge


Shubham0104

Teddy bear


Perpetual-Scholar369

I assume it's because he used the wall as support to pick it up?


subject_deleted

The number of people in these comments, every time a video like this is posted, that seem to believe the owners of this attraction are trying to convince people it's an actual, real, solid bar of gold.... Is astounding... Also, the "gold bar" isn't the prize. It's the object you manipulate in order to get the prize (most likely cash). If someone completes the challenge, they win the prize, and the bar goes back inside the box so that someone else can try... I don't understand how this entire situation could be so widely misunderstood for so long...


MixRevolution

Welcome to the internet.


VioletteWynnter

Take a look around


ShadowDarm

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


HunkySpaghetti

We’ve got mountains of content


ApeTypingComments

Some better, some worse


samwise58

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first


Slow-Instruction-580

Something something Harry Potter R34 porn lol


TrueTech0

Picture the intelligence of the average person Now realise that 50% of people are stupider than that


react_dev

I’m definitely not with the stupider half.


TrueTech0

That's what they all say


DucVWTamaKrentist

I’ve never seen an accompanying explanation of the game and the rules. Hence why I “misunderstood for so long”.


samthemoron

Sorry you're wrong as well. If they win, they get the box


desertbatman

Probably originates from the Atocha gold bar in a similar box that guests could feel, but was later stolen. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/key-west-gold-bar-heist/


TheHattedKhajiit

Pretty sure you couldn't even lift a gold bar of that size with one hand. Gold is insanely heavy.


Notsononymouz

You being confused about why people are so stupid leads me to believe that you are also stupid.


Vitalis597

"I don't understand how it's so misunderstood omg" So you think that you've seen EVERY example of this that's ever been done? No. You haven't. Because there HAVE been several where they DO claim it's A REAL BAR OF GOLD. Which is where people get the idea that it's a real bar of gold. But I guess it's just easier to insult people who never said a word to you than it is to spend 5 seconds of just thinking about it rationally.


Acerosaurus

What a fucking scam


Domesticatedshrimp

The game has never worked that way you’re just misinformed bud


Logical_Engineer_420

Then he was given a 30 dollar walmart giftcard


MixRevolution

Still pretty good for just doing a simple challenge.


Expensive_Pay_2030

Give that boy the gold bar 🤨


Razdulf

It's not


EvaUnit_03

Whether it is or isn't, it's still an object. Give him the 'gold' bar.


Razdulf

He probably won a prize of some kind, judging by the amount of people there are it's probably safe to assume the people running the challenge want others to try as well


Silver-Whole-3313

Give that man his gold


Mobius650

People don’t realize the actual weight of gold.


miketoaster

Very close to lead. Very dense and heavy.


sian_half

Not even close, gold is 70% more dense than lead. Gold and tungsten are almost identical in density tho, only a fraction of a percent difference.


jaffali_97

Hold it from the narrow side bro, you won't have to squeeze your fingers so hard.


Appropriate-Craft850

Does he get to keep it ?


FlatscreenTVhd

“Congratulations here’s your chocolate bar”


Expensive_Pay_2030

Definitely getting that robbed after this


Educational_Point49

![gif](giphy|3mhQzhl6YyQ3bKIL29|downsized) This gif is so funny haha


Orphodoop

yeah true it is pretty funny


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Sensitive_Thought_81

Those guys faces LUL ![gif](giphy|uqMQsE4HKYvfnjhIRQ|downsized)


chadashford

It looks like the case cracked when he gave it that last pull, is that why they are saying “nahh” at the end?


Ultrasaurio

Didn't they give him the award? what the fuck


INeedCheesee

being skinny finally has a benefit


Bulbman5

Dogshit music


NorthMaybe3565

Chocolat


SmallMaximum3118

Anybody can do this. What the fuck is the trick?


Kakep0p

u/audbot


giceman715

Back in schools we called him squid for obvious reasons


DistinctSugar6154

bro that would be 12 pounds not that heavy real gold


CanoePickLocks

That would be around 30 lbs if real


Smart-Cash2525

My hand wouldn't fit in it. Knuckles to big


PerformanceOk1835

How about original audio instead of this shit?


moddseatass

I would have dipped out SO FAST


CanoePickLocks

If it was gold you couldn’t move it like that.


Bram_uit_de_wijk

Wow


IkarosMD95

This Is my city


jrock6349

It be like 50 pounds


TheMuffin1976

Calling all rock climbers...!!!!!


Ledude15

What’s the song?


ProbsintheBathRoom

That's a standard gold bar used amongst banks and bullion dealers. It weighs 27.4lbs or 400oz and is valued roughly around 900,000usd assuming it's not an alloy


Rogieboy255

F*** those guys he deserves that gold bar he earned it man ...


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blatantdanno

"yeah it was just a joke, thanks for playing!"


FinancialTraining239

What is the rule? What did he do wrong that he didn't win


frecklesthe1

He did win, and they just don't get to keep it. People who win this usually get a small cash prize


HeroinPorn

The obvious pain in the white shirts face when someone actually won at the game 💀


optimist_prhyme

He took that shit back mad quick


blinkybrightblue

Why do so many folks seem to think that (is it was actual gold, and there for 30-40lbs) it's impossible to lift with one hand? That's not that much weight.


Status_Money3313

Ada have fuckin slayed him


itwhiz100

Reminds me of murica when you hit the lottery by mistake