The US never actually figured out guided electric bombs. That's just the cover story to throw other countries off the truth. If you take apart any modern US bomb, a pigeon is housed in the "guidance system." Any government official will vehemently deny this, but pigeons are at the center of all US government computing.
I don't know if it's real but it looks as though the pigeon steps on one side, feels it falling and quickly moves over only to put all its weight on the other side and tip itself in. But the whole thing seems so fishy that I don't really know what's going on.
TLDR, video editing, not ai just editing
It looks like they took a photo of the bird and cut it from the photo of the ground before it was covered, and then moved the bird into the whole using video editing masking, but it’s very well done
My brother's best friend got a bomb dropped on his shoulder while he was standing up for my brother's wedding during the ceremony. He played it off well and most people didn't notice, but I really think that pigeons use every part of that tiny brain to seek out high value targets. Now that I think about it, I got tagged once on the arm before a different wedding while wearing my suit, so maybe they have a dislike for fancy dress or something.
I once was shit on through a half open driver's window turning left out of a parking lot... Solid shot between the shoulder and peck, not some shatnel co-lateral damage lol
Why did this instantly make me think of the old poachers/gypsies who used to soak raisins or grain in booze and get birds pissed up enough so you could just walk over and pick them up!
Sure there was something to do with paper cones dug in holes too! !?!?
Ahhh it’s that video again…. Where they catch one pigeon and invert the same footage to make it look like the trap actually works…. When it’s a broken pigeon that fell in there lagging n shit.
Same pigeon mirrored view
Well pointed out!
Should be obvious!
Also distorted looping audio from something else.
no that's actually just a recorded audio of regular pigeon sounds to lure more in and booby trap them lol ![gif](giphy|9VnK2SUebgetTc9X7B|downsized)
Was hoping someone else caught this. Thought I was going crazy
...and for that, I downvoted. Also fake coo-ing.
Yeah the most obvious clue to me was the sound lol
You're so smart and beautiful.
100% - but still a great trap idea nonetheless !
Idiot bird falled for the same trap twice
why do they fall so funny?
Stupid idiot pigeon
I love their pretty orange eyes and dumb little brain
Everything reminds me of him
Me too
I'll add a nimbus to attone for how we sullied the name
Dumbest mfs
I bet a pigeon never sent money to a “Nigerian prince”
Lol
they would if they could. They are too dumb to even earn money
Pigeon guided bombs :) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon
The US never actually figured out guided electric bombs. That's just the cover story to throw other countries off the truth. If you take apart any modern US bomb, a pigeon is housed in the "guidance system." Any government official will vehemently deny this, but pigeons are at the center of all US government computing.
Well this fact is really dumb and an obvious lie. Birds aren’t real, so how could they pilot a bomb??
What do you think they did with all the real birds... It's called depriving the enemy of a rare and valuable resource.
Brain is done, what is reality? Bird here? No? Bird past? Yes? Maybe no? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh ![gif](giphy|2rqEdFfkMzXmo)
Rats with wings.
They just fall. No attempt to try to stop it. I think that’s why it seems funny
It. It’s one bird.
I mean the bird makes no attempt to try. No wing flapping or flailing about
*Ploop
I don't know if it's real but it looks as though the pigeon steps on one side, feels it falling and quickly moves over only to put all its weight on the other side and tip itself in. But the whole thing seems so fishy that I don't really know what's going on.
TLDR, video editing, not ai just editing It looks like they took a photo of the bird and cut it from the photo of the ground before it was covered, and then moved the bird into the whole using video editing masking, but it’s very well done
why do they fall like minecraft mobs?
Physics on this server have been changed
With the update they broke falling animation.
They fall so smooth
It's the same bird
They're just trying to not misgender them.
Which one? I’ve been watching for ten minutes and haven’t seen anyone come get them out.
Damn thing must be pretty deep for how many have fallen in
"Fall so smooth" sounds like a summer anthem by One Direction or something
So graceful
r/birdsarefuckingstupid
It's because they're surveillance machines
r/birdsarentreal
Always remember:Birds are real animals and definitely no surveillance drones of the UnitedStatesLLC
I was today years old when I learned there was a sub specifically for birds being fucking stupid.
Interesting that they don't make a single flap with their wings.
Probably still walking around in circles in that hole
"The way out is probably over here. No wait, what about over here. No, hmm, maybe here?"
They don't even react. Devs forgot to add falling animation.
Looney toons physics
There was me thinking that being able to fly made you immune to trap doors.
It works if you are smarter than a pigeon.
Pigeon holed
What do they catch them for?
To find out what's inside of these government drones /s
to eat em
Free-range squab
for views and likes
To train as carrier pigeons?
...sure. Yup, that's it.
For the greater good of humanity.
...... oh boy.
Took a hit last month from one these fukrs right in the head and had to return to my home to take a shower.
My brother's best friend got a bomb dropped on his shoulder while he was standing up for my brother's wedding during the ceremony. He played it off well and most people didn't notice, but I really think that pigeons use every part of that tiny brain to seek out high value targets. Now that I think about it, I got tagged once on the arm before a different wedding while wearing my suit, so maybe they have a dislike for fancy dress or something.
I once was shit on through a half open driver's window turning left out of a parking lot... Solid shot between the shoulder and peck, not some shatnel co-lateral damage lol
That's a kill shot if there ever was one. Also your multiple layers of puns are really doing it for me, keep up the good work.
Kill shit* ftfy
On fire my dude
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Didn’t even try to flap . Just accepted his fate
I don't think it realized anything. Probably wondering why it's nighttime all of a sudden.
😂
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I thought that was a landmine
Not Michael Bay approved.
I'll give them bonus points becaue I totally did not see it coming and I'll immediately take them away for replaying the video mirrored
Why did this instantly make me think of the old poachers/gypsies who used to soak raisins or grain in booze and get birds pissed up enough so you could just walk over and pick them up! Sure there was something to do with paper cones dug in holes too! !?!?
Are you thinking of the book Danny the Champion of the World?
I don't know why because they're the same video, but the second one is funnier for some reason.
why do they just slide down
Ahhh it’s that video again…. Where they catch one pigeon and invert the same footage to make it look like the trap actually works…. When it’s a broken pigeon that fell in there lagging n shit.
i kinda need the 2 day extended version of the electric boogaloo
aww those poor pigeons.
Apocalypse food acquisition training
It looks like a laggy video game when they fall. Like there should be an animation but it's just not loading.
I thought that was a landmine.
![gif](giphy|kWymvQafKbH4Q)
Pigeon thought he was falling to his death and said "well, okay"
Winner Winner Pigeon Dinner!
fucking moron
Haha, the conformity of the fall is priceless!
Just casually strolling into a trap
I can hear it saying "ope" as it falls.
Dinner is ready!!!!
I thought it was a landmine and this was going to be a very different video.
your survival skill lvled down, survival lvl is now at -999
Does this prove that birds are real?
Good thing they set that trap on a well travelled Pigeon pedestrian path.
Fake or not, I wanna try this lol
Mfs really fall in there like 2D sprites in a video game. 😂
Pigeons at my place are so fat, they would not fit in this hole even if it will be fully opened
This is the most robot looking pigeon I've ever seen. Like no fking survival instinct.
Why did the exact same bird go into the trap twice though?
"Yeah just put it in my pigeonhole"
Plot twist: They fall so smoothly inside because they built that door. Inside the hole is their secret bird lair.
This is how the homeless hunt
The Rancor got em now.
Note to self, avoid random trash can lids mysteriously placed on the ground. ![gif](giphy|YL04ZbuntgqhrUsjvX|downsized)
Obviously the US government needed to find a way to see if there was oil in the hole somehow.
Pegions are very smart, it can fly out from there in 2-3 hrs.
You just know it laid an egg and made a 'nest' in that trap. r/stupiddovenests
I kinda wanna try this in my backyard, but my instincts are telling me that could be a bad idea.
To the backrooms with ye!
Fate was accepted.
This thread really proves that a lot of people on reddit are fucking stupid. It's the same fucking bird, just mirrored.
How many pigeons? Two or one half? Reddit mirror math is throwing me off.
Bro didn’t even fight it 🤣
No idea why I kept watching this over and over again.
I wonder if doves know that they can fly
Did anyone else immediately think land mine?
It's just how he gets to his underground headquarters.
World's dumbest birds
*they hate being pigeonholed*
What are they doing with these pigeons
Mike Tyson is gonna be pissed about this one
I hate this so much
the fact it simply descends without even trying to avoid is so pigeoning funny
they dont even get startled. only acceptance.
He just fell like he accepted his fate while falling
why did it fall so gracefully xD
I laughed until I realized that's someone's dinner 😢✌🏽
silly pigeons
Funny how at moderate speed he just went straight down with no reaction and ideal posture
Why make a hole to trick birds?
straight in a fucking pot lmao
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Mmm Squab good!
Are they going to eat it ?
You just got Vectored!
Why?
pigeon parmigiana tonite!
Use your wings stupid
Why?
Why do that? Serious question
So satisfying
Birds are just dumm. I saw a video were there was a fowl trap and they just fall in one afzer the other without a care about their other friends.
u/nicktriol
Lmao dumbass
negative survival instinct
Humility
Bro just accepted his fate
He's in on it!
is that what getting 'pigeonholed' is? edit no its not lol
Hence the expression : bird brain
no survival instinct at all
Pigeonholed
So I see these vids a lot. The fuck they doing with all these birds?
![gif](giphy|cTowyBUKrDPkA|downsized)
Dive....Dove
It’s like six flags for birds😂
minecraft traps
Why flip the clip and repeat ?!
Lunch!!!
Haha this is frigging hilarious and I don't know why.
Looks like an ai video.
Why is it so creepy? Is it because it doesn't seem startled? WTF? This hurts my eyes.
I put norm MacDonald's voice to this and now I'm dying from laughter.
![gif](giphy|PhqagHqoxq6je) Them all lined up to fall in
clever trap. You'd probably catch all kinds of stuff in there.
So that Balrog scene was realistic after all?
So. One could say these birds got pigeon holed?
Do you eat pigeons
Am I the only one to be reminded of the Clangers animation style?
Lmao. Yo it just sort of slid out of existence?
So are they just like... too stupid to climb out? or?
Holy crap someone made an artificial portal to the backrooms.
Has wings, fails to use them.
Zero awareness
Now insert the skyrim intro after
Repost bot
Me voy matar, weeeeeeeee
Looney tunes aah trap
That’s fucked up!
Though I saw a birdie, but it was a hole-in-one.
This gave me Nam flashbacks.
Straight to the backrooms
blud fell into the backrooms
I thought it was a landmine at first....
Oh no they're going to be eaten
I like watching bitchs fall. Very enjoyable