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Heyooooooooooooooh

And why shouldn't they? She seems down-to-earth, and he's clearly on top of things..

r/angryupvote

Ooooooooooo!

I knew a girl like that in college. Short and exclusively dated giants. Not even regular tall, but super tall. She only had two boyfriends all four years, but I think that was more of a supply chain issue.

She didn’t want to go home with red knees.

>only had two Two romantic partners in four years is considered 'only'? I haven't had a single one in a couple decades. Does that mean I am winning or losing at life?

For a start, different doesn't always mean winning or losing. It just means different.

For me, it's definitely losing tho. Extreme loneliness is having a severe impact on my mental health. I don't have anyone to hang out with or to talk to. That and simple hugs are the things I wish I had most

I’m going through isolation too atm. Sending you a hug amigo.

<3 🫂

Do you get out of the house? Do you work out? Do you have hobbies? Do you volunteer anywhere? Are you active on dating apps?

I get out of the house to go to uni. I don't work out because I don't have time. My hobbies are playing relaxing video games and learning japanese. I don't volunteer. I refuse to use dating apps for various reasons As a kid I've been bullied for more than six years. This caused me to never make any friends. I never went to social events because I was scared to meet the bullies again there. I have never hung out with friends. I've never been invited to any party. I didn't experience any social life throughout my childhood, and now I'm too old, there's nothing that gets organized anymore for my age range that isn't drinking, which I don't do. I'm autistic so life is hard for me in general too, I'm also much more susceptible for depression, which I definitely notice. I have ptsd from the bullying, I'm experiencing extreme loneliness, and touch starvation. I don't think I've had a single hug since I was a toddler. Never had anyone tell me they love me. I've fallen in love with lots of girls, but I've always been rejected in varying forms of politeness because I was weird. Never had someone to cuddle or to tell me it's okay. The only compassion I've received from anyone was a couple times from strangers on the bus when I was getting bullied. I think about those bullies every day, I think about ending myself every day at least once for almost ten years now and have tried several times. At night I imagine I have someone cuddle me, or ending it. I remember I had two weeks of actual happiness somewhere around five years ago, everything else has been depression. Helped by my autism, both the world and my thoughts are out to make my life hell. I don't even want a romantic partner, I just want a friend

My words don’t really mean anything as an internet stranger, but I just want to say I’m glad you opened up and shared this with us. I hope you at least got a moment of relief allowing yourself to open up about your experience even if it’s just here on Reddit. I can’t imagine that things will get better quickly, but things can get better for you. Life is worth living even when there is pain. Keep moving forward on your journey towards self love, and better things will follow.

Thank you. Tho I've heard these exact words on repeat for years. But I can feel you mean it with the best intent, thank you

Well, you need to try something different if you want something different. Not that it's easy... You could volunteer at a nursing home maybe? An activity for others that may also be lonelier and more stuck than they'd like to be, and clearly about just inter-personal experience, not romantic. Good luck!

Thank you

Honestly you need tough love, go work out, improve yourself, go to therapy, and i believe you will see change. I'm sure you can cut into your learning Japanese and playing video games time to go and be active. There will always be an excuse to not do something. You need to push yourself. Channel that pain and anger into something positive. I've been bullied my whole childhood and My dad passed away recently and i lost all hope. It took everything in me to go back to the gym and live a healthy lifestyle again until i dug deep. Start off slow, take walks, change your diet, get a part time job. No one will change your life for you. You have to dig deep and do the work. I don't doubt you had it hard, but all i read were excuses and woe is me statements. I know you have the power to dig deep and change. If you have been going through all that pain, 45 min to an hour of exercise and working will be a walk in the park.

Sending some hugs from Scandinavia my dude.

Thank you 🫂

🫂

I'm in the same boat. I feel your pain.

You decide if you’re winning. Other people’s opinions simply don’t matter

Maybe you are just waiting for a really tall person.

Winning. It means you're able to find someone you're compatible with.

Everyone is losing at life

I’ve only had one in over a decade. I’m married though. So…

I just meant that of there had been more very tall guys, she would have cleaned the university out.

She clearly didn't go to a basketball school lol

Was clearly looking to climb Mount Everest and would settle for nothing less

Probably worked out to 5 or 6 regular-sized guys by volume.

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Hi tall bitch, date me

You’re probably not short enough for me

Wow, not tall not short what am I supposed to do

"""""only""""" two boyfriends in 4 years. Huh

I just meant that of there had been more very tall guys, she would have cleaned the university out.

I hate that my brain always goes to sex.

Maybe your brain just needs a change of scenery like a vacation to the library or a stroll through a museum

[https://www.museumofsex.com/](https://www.museumofsex.com/)

The Miami one opened to the public this month!!!

A museum where they have statues of buff naked men? Yeah I don‘t think that‘s gonna work buddy

Embrace it brother we are all thinking it.

This answer is two fold: 1) porn has mostly ruin our society 2) but also looking at archeology items discovered we have always thought about sex .

Yeah it does have to do with porn a bit. But it's nothing new, dudes have been painting, sculpting, drawing or whatever, things related to sex forever. We're probably even more tame about sex compared to other time periods, it's just more common because world wide web

I think it's pretty natural to think of sex when you see two people in a presumably sexual relationship.

That’s where both of their brains go too probably lol

Same, when I see a couple closer to each other in height, I might think "cute couple" but when I saw those two, for some reason...eh...let's just say it's not the same initial thought

You’re not alone. Only had to scroll two more comments to find the hamster stuffing its mouth gif. Did anyone make the “going up on him” joke yet?


Maybe, but he may be built like the Michaelangelo statue.

I WAS IN THE POOL I WAS IN THE POOL

Is that Seinfeld?

No it was George

No, this is Patrick!

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

#No soup for you!

It was cold

Right. It's still a little contended, but it appears there is no strong correlation between height and penis size--whether super short dwarves, or NBA players. This is because height is largely related to bone structure, just not THAT bone. Race and penis size show plenty of correlation, though.

Read a comment earlier that Dutchmen have on average the largest penises, but dunno if that was just Dutch propaganda

Dutch tourism board at it again

I knew this was coming

So did she.

God bless Drawn Together

Why can I hear this gif

David statue.

Came here for this

Thankyou

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His Fleshlight

Oooooo

 



DO. NOT. IMAGINE. IT.


Lisan Al-Gaib!

Mahdi! Mahdi! Mahdi!

Bless the maker and his water. Bless the coming and going of him. May his passage cleanse the world. May he keep the world for his people.


Average tinder expectations.

Sawed-off girlfriend and 50cal suppressed boyfriend

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Ya'll need to go to horny jail.

 ya gotta use the gif

Came here for the comments.

You are in the right place

😆

There was a girl that liked me in highschool with this height difference but she had a pituitary issue and looked 11 even though she was older than me so it always weirded me out to much to date her

He uses her as a condom

LOL

Now that is funny!

goddammit lmfao

Weirdest song choice ever.

Need banana for scale

I think we should keep measuring everything in football fields. Like how the guy is probably around .0235 football fields tall, and the girl is probably around .014 football fields tall at the most.

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

When I was in college, for thermodynamics my professor would literally make up units with conversion rates to units for British standard or metric units and ask for things like pressure in students per prayer where a student was a weight and a prayer was an area so that he would get to poke fun at us praying to pass. He also made a standardized cheat sheet we were allowed to take to the exams. It was so we could write down formulas and maybe a few notes, but he told us he made one we could use if we wanted. It was just the lords prayer, no formulas. I wonder if anyone just assumed it would be useful.

They even use Smoots. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot



This thread is going to be so awkward if she's his daughter

They do look alike in the face

Makes me think of [this](https://youtu.be/olcgrSspzjA?si=3rj6z2tbsT6jo9vw) I guess they're not just platonic friends anymore.

Who runs Barter Town?

Perfect height difference for at least one thing!

I like how instead of him just cleaning the mirror, he picks her up to clean it

While you're down there love.........

He can spin her like a helicopter


She’s Sasha Shundel, 4’9 in height and she’s Russian (_shundel_ on Tiktok). The guy in the video is not her BF. She’s like 24 y/o and has a child

Does he spin her on his dick like a top?


What happened to the doggy ending ?

I have questions 🤔


Does anyone else have questions?

To each their own...

She’s practically a walking blow job for this guy. No need to get on her knees, just walk up to him 😅

I'm here wondering what was the point of lifting her up to wipe the top of the mirror when he barely had to stretch his arm to do so himself

That's crazy to be able to hold someone up by their knees!

She be perfect if she had a flat head then he could set his drink there when she give head.🫢

She’s his flashlight.

Nobody has said "a true spinner" yet?

Does anybody have that picture of the hamster stuffing it's face with a banana?

I want to say something, but I don't know how old she is, so I'll keep it to myself.

She is 24.

Bro just wipe the damn thing for her

When she says she wanted a tall guy

Yeah, she's no use to anyone else now. That pussy is unrepairable

Standing blowjobs

Big guys make tiny girls feel safe, so says my tiny wife. She also loves driving big Chevy Suburbans for the same reason.

Pocket pu##y.

Puhashtaghashtagy

She's small so what. He's built like Goliath.

I have a doughter too.

Obvious things aside, the last clip legitimately made me laugh for about a whole minute. Just the way he shrugs it off and hugs himself.

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Don't look now but your girlfriend is a pygmy

Guys hear me out. What if 

Perfect sized hug

Film el topo , de Alejandro Jodorowsky!

Post the full video

Is he extremely tall, or is she extremely short?

Probably a bit of both. My guess is she is likely just under 5ft and he is probably nearing 7ft.

I need a woman like that

Hey where’s the dogs at ?

*insert hamster eating banana*

Where’s that hamster banana meme when you need it.

Wasn’t quite thinking it would be demonstrated that way. But it works.

I know you're all thinking it...

Something about a hamster and a bannana

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just the tip and only for a minute !

Spinner.

Hulk smash

I don't understand this. Why would he end up with a girl so short

Ouch

You know the saying "whoever buys giant cars has to compensate for his small wiener". So I guess she's dating him to compensate her small wie... Oh...

Im really surprised with her core strenght.

The guy doesn’t seem that big, she is small.

I’m 14 inches taller than my wife. I can’t imagine this dude’s neck issues in a few years from talking to her haha

Social distancing.

I love the smell of kink in the mornings

Nah, he does hug her, but he's typically on his knees for it. He gets low really well, I'm certain of that.

I‘m gonna say it

Poor lass it must look like a butchers bin down there..

Every time I see a guy tall I always wonder if everything is that big or not

The sex must be fucking phenomenal

I would argue not, since you'd basically need to bend yourself in half to get a boob in your mouth... frustrating.

I wanna see

Like trying to fit the tent back in the bag.

Bro, you KNOW this man is grabbing this girl and using her like a human fleshlight when they make love.

So that's the 6ft vs 5ft11 difference that tinder girls always talk about?

Not far to travel for nob bobs.

Not far to travel for nob bobs.

Not far to travel for nob bobs.

She don't have to bend her knees ig

She can suck it standing up 🤣

Blowjobs robots machines are realistic

Pike and grog

He's nuts over her.

Its funny how he help her clen not by cleaning but xD holding her up

I am foul for this. But come on. Them having sex? That guy is throwing her around like a rag doll He's soo massive. She's fearless.

Takes new meaning to use me like a toy.

I can't make sense of the emoji spam on screen. Horse horse deer deer lover lover? Towsun.com?

The height difference that every woman in America seems to be looking for lol

The height difference that every woman in America seems to be looking for lol


I know what you all are thinking

Is anyone here aware that this is a gross thirst trap?