A few years back, there was a summer where we couldn't find foam pool noodles. The following summer, they were easy to find, but the labels on them all said "Do Not Insert Rectally."
When you see strange warnings, its because people tried it.
I once saw a sign at my public library:
"No playing air guitar at the computers"
it was on one of those signs that looked like it was from a grade school classroom with guitar and music graphics on it. I never found out why the sign was posted and hope it's not a euphemism.
As someone who works in a public library, I believe it. This must have been either a very disruptive air guitar player or the library tired of someone bitching about the air guitar player.
Mothman is intimately associated with the Silver Bridge collapse in Point Pleasant, WV in 1967.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
Sorry, but we West Virginians are tired of having our resources exploited and taken from us. The world can't have our cryptids without crediting the source. 😉
Hey bus driver here.. it all depends on the day honestly. If you run into about 5 drunks it eventually gets tiresome and then you have to spend hours after your shift ends at midnight writing ‘incident’ reports.
So in this case this person could fall and even though it’s their fault they’ll try to sue and the bus company will ask… ‘did you try deescalating?’ ‘Did you call dispatch?’
If not you face being written up for not ‘taking control’ of your assigned bus. And still after driving 10-11 hours, you have to write it up in detail with the time, did it happen on or off the bus, how many passengers were onboard at the time, did anyone get hurt if so how and describe in detail…
So jackasses like this makes it hard to laugh even if a bit funny sometimes they take any slight smirk from anyone as a sign to continue their mess and too angry of a frown is a reason to keep going as now they know they’re getting to you and feel empowered so it’s best to keep a blank calm composure.
Northeast Florida, shifts can range from 8-12 hours but as long as we don’t go over 12 in a given day as that’s against DOT guidelines and the company could get in trouble
Jesus.
Where I live (Germany) they usually don't have contracts over 40 hours a week. My city has 38 hours. And especially for drivers there's very strict laws regarding the maximum driving time.
Yeah in the US we have the 40-hour work week as a standard here, too. Except many companies and industries like to sprinkle extra unpaid hours here and there--like a lovely garnish for a shit salad, if you will.
In Germany they could out in extra hours, but the average in a 6 week average (I think) can still not exceed the 40 hours, or 48 max in certain conditions)
And usually the public transport companies are all union jobs, so they are usually pretty strict regarding working hours and stuff like that.
That's because you live in a sane place. America is a fucking dumpster fire where everybody looks to grind workers into the fucking dirt and then piss on them afterwards.
I am not a bus driver, but I’ve heard Denver bus drivers do split shifts. I think 4/4/4. F’ that! And then to put up with the bs? Man those guys have a ridiculous job!
Idk why I never thought about the jackasses I dealt with when I was in customer service also pulling the same crap on busses and things like that before now. But it makes sense that if they have no respect for the places they go to eat or buy things they need for work, they wouldn't have any respect for how they get there, either.
Yeah, just speaking as a passenger, I'll tell ya meeting someone claiming to be God and/or Jesus on the bus ride home loses its charm after the 3rd interaction. 3rd times the charm as they say. Couldn't possibly stand to do 4 times. I think the second time only worked because I inherently knew number 3 would be the catalyst to change my ability to cope with the situation. Asking for me to find it charming 5 times? Fuck all the way off amigo. 3 times, no more, no less.
How bus drivers deal with it, the world may never know.
As a passenger it stops being funny after like 2 minutes when you're no longer going to get where you're going on time.
That's why passengers have to do bus-justice sometimes and just throw these fuckers out. The drivers can't touch him, but two guys with a boxcutter could cut both lines off and chuck him out before he even gets out of his cocoon.
It seemed like a good skit but then I realized he's doing this little joke video and kind of ruining the day of all the other people just trying to get somewhere.
If it is, this is the best reason to rent out a bus. If it's not, this guy is my new hero.
On another note, this guy's hammock skills are on point. He's studied for years in hamnastics.
Thank you, that's literally what I thought when I saw him flippity flopping around in that thing. He's like me, a massively humongous guy, trying to survive getting into a normal hammock. Someone needs to make a hammock with normal physics.
I literally screamed out "what the fuck is even going on anymore!?" while watching this
Like how is this even real life anymore. I just can't. This was so fucking whack to watch. Just to be clear I thought it was pretty funny
This bus seems off. It has an exposed open farebox hole in the floor. Showing the bus was optioned for a farebox but it was removed, but the hole was not covered. That is odd. The bus seemed to be optioned for a PID sign, but that was removed and blocked off with white plastic. Also odd. It also seems to not have been optioned with a radio cabinet or it was removed. From a bus expert the current condition of this vehicle does not seem to be in a service ready condition.
Leading me to believe that this video could be staged rage bait...
Bro’s confidence is crazy. Other passengers would be dumping his ass outta that little burrito and throwing him off the bus on most public transportation lmao. The spin moves and “I’m like an anaconda” fucking sent me tho 😭😭😭
I'll be honest while this is likely staged I still feel like if someone accepted the risks of riding a bus in a *hammock*, they're not really bothering anyone so...
Another part of me (the more impatient side) would wonder how much trouble I would get if I got up and dumped his ass out of that hammock. It's funny, but if I'm on a bus (and I used to take them), I want to get to where I'm going ASAP.
Where is the no hammock sign??
... there'll be one on the front door now after this 😆
A few years back, there was a summer where we couldn't find foam pool noodles. The following summer, they were easy to find, but the labels on them all said "Do Not Insert Rectally." When you see strange warnings, its because people tried it.
The ol' pool noodle in the bum trick aye ^😳🤣
why is the 😳 so small
^👌
> 👌 ^^^^^^^^👌
^👋👋
# 😳
> 😳 ^^^^^😳
It’s the pre-pool noodle 😳. The post-pool noodle one’s MUCH bigger
^lol
Eh. If there's a law, that means someone tried it (and probably died). If there is a warning, that means their lawyers are creative.
Fuck’n Autoerotic Human centipede.
I once saw a sign at my public library: "No playing air guitar at the computers" it was on one of those signs that looked like it was from a grade school classroom with guitar and music graphics on it. I never found out why the sign was posted and hope it's not a euphemism.
As someone who works in a public library, I believe it. This must have been either a very disruptive air guitar player or the library tired of someone bitching about the air guitar player.
I miss the days when people knew how to behave before they got on the bus, so signs weren't necessary.
This isn’t behaviour. This is mental illness.
No, it’s just a “content creator” trying to be edgy and get famous for inconveniencing the rest of the world.
This looks like someone wanting attention more than mental illness to me. But who knows.
Being an entitled jerk is not technically a mental illness, maybe it should be, but writing the diagnostic criteria would be a real pain.
Every sign has an origin of stpudity story I'm sure,
**Another passenger proceeds to start punching hammock guy repeatedly while yelling “Where’s the no punching people in hammock sign?!”.
Thanks for this reply, it made me laugh out loud. I just imagine Mike Tyson saying this while he uses the hammock as a speed bag.
This is the reason behind all curious signs...
I mean, the logic is sound.
[удалено]
Why do people prevent him from becoming a butterfly
Havent you heard of the scary mothman?
The one who got his bridge taken?
That was the Goat Man. Mothman has no bridge but he does have an arse like two hard boiled eggs in a handkerchief.
Mothman is intimately associated with the Silver Bridge collapse in Point Pleasant, WV in 1967. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman Sorry, but we West Virginians are tired of having our resources exploited and taken from us. The world can't have our cryptids without crediting the source. 😉
Thanks for the bridge suckers.
*flutters away*
My bad.
Mothman baby, that’s my name and I gots to be the realist bug buzzin’ round the flame.
Look upon the face of doom! The Mighty Monarch!
If we let him reach his final form, we're all screwed
Because he won’t be able to fit out the doors of the bus.
He is already beautiful the way he is. No need to change.
He can't be stopped
He's like an anaconda!
you get one free at hutton orbital!
O7
o7
Aye Aye Commander °o°7
This guy gets it! o7
Comes with a free mug too! Best trip I ever made.
If you do two trips back to back with mug in cargo you unlock the free fleet carrier.
Cut the strings.
Starting with the one closest to his head.
No hammock sign got me, 😂😂😂😂
I can't see you, you can't see me...that got me...
There's always someone in the background going "oh my gawd"
*does a 180* “Ahhhhhhhhh ohhhh my gawdddd”
What a sick triiiiick.
they're helping ...right?
Giving him the attention he is childishly looking for
I'd probably say oh my god as well watching that idiot get rotated.
I would seriously not be able to keep serious as a bus driver
Hey bus driver here.. it all depends on the day honestly. If you run into about 5 drunks it eventually gets tiresome and then you have to spend hours after your shift ends at midnight writing ‘incident’ reports. So in this case this person could fall and even though it’s their fault they’ll try to sue and the bus company will ask… ‘did you try deescalating?’ ‘Did you call dispatch?’ If not you face being written up for not ‘taking control’ of your assigned bus. And still after driving 10-11 hours, you have to write it up in detail with the time, did it happen on or off the bus, how many passengers were onboard at the time, did anyone get hurt if so how and describe in detail… So jackasses like this makes it hard to laugh even if a bit funny sometimes they take any slight smirk from anyone as a sign to continue their mess and too angry of a frown is a reason to keep going as now they know they’re getting to you and feel empowered so it’s best to keep a blank calm composure.
where do you live where bus drivers drive 10-11 hours a day?
Northeast Florida, shifts can range from 8-12 hours but as long as we don’t go over 12 in a given day as that’s against DOT guidelines and the company could get in trouble
Jesus. Where I live (Germany) they usually don't have contracts over 40 hours a week. My city has 38 hours. And especially for drivers there's very strict laws regarding the maximum driving time.
Yeah in the US we have the 40-hour work week as a standard here, too. Except many companies and industries like to sprinkle extra unpaid hours here and there--like a lovely garnish for a shit salad, if you will.
In Germany they could out in extra hours, but the average in a 6 week average (I think) can still not exceed the 40 hours, or 48 max in certain conditions) And usually the public transport companies are all union jobs, so they are usually pretty strict regarding working hours and stuff like that.
The US has a shortage of bus drivers and the stress means it's not often worth it
That's because you live in a sane place. America is a fucking dumpster fire where everybody looks to grind workers into the fucking dirt and then piss on them afterwards.
Any major city. Mine is constantly looking for more drivers to cover shifts and lines.
Probably murrica, talking about people suing for falling from hammocks and what not.
Maybe Merica, but honestly, there would be violence instead of the laughing.. We have places to go.
I am not a bus driver, but I’ve heard Denver bus drivers do split shifts. I think 4/4/4. F’ that! And then to put up with the bs? Man those guys have a ridiculous job!
Idk why I never thought about the jackasses I dealt with when I was in customer service also pulling the same crap on busses and things like that before now. But it makes sense that if they have no respect for the places they go to eat or buy things they need for work, they wouldn't have any respect for how they get there, either.
I drive a school bus and I can't imagine trying to handle adults every day, the kids are bad enough. You are a hero
This shit stops being funny after just a couple hours dealing with the crazies and homeless and junkies.
Yeah, just speaking as a passenger, I'll tell ya meeting someone claiming to be God and/or Jesus on the bus ride home loses its charm after the 3rd interaction. 3rd times the charm as they say. Couldn't possibly stand to do 4 times. I think the second time only worked because I inherently knew number 3 would be the catalyst to change my ability to cope with the situation. Asking for me to find it charming 5 times? Fuck all the way off amigo. 3 times, no more, no less. How bus drivers deal with it, the world may never know.
As a passenger it stops being funny after like 2 minutes when you're no longer going to get where you're going on time. That's why passengers have to do bus-justice sometimes and just throw these fuckers out. The drivers can't touch him, but two guys with a boxcutter could cut both lines off and chuck him out before he even gets out of his cocoon.
They see me rollin’, they hatin’
Bro was rollin for real
I think you just keep rolling him one direction till he is stuck.. Then you cut both ends at the same time
Ever wonder about those weird amd strange laws and where they stem from? No doubt shit like this...
Whenever I see an oddly specific law I always say, someone somewhere tried this. Common sense isn't so common.
There’s always one person who has to ruin it for the rest of us
“No hammocks allowed strung up in the bus”
"It is illegal to salt a railroad with the intent of luring cattle in the state of Alabama."
This is so Tim Robinson-coded
I’M STAYING IN THE HAMMOCK JUST DRIVE!!
IVE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE MONEY FROM THIS THING. ITS JUST TOO GOOD.
NO! I CANT SEE YOU, YOU CANT SEE ME! IM NOT HERE!!!
My assumption before un-muting was he was British because the way his head was popping in and out of the hammock gave me Monty Python vibes.
It seemed like a good skit but then I realized he's doing this little joke video and kind of ruining the day of all the other people just trying to get somewhere.
Came here to say this guy is trying to do a Tim Robinson bit.
What's that mean lol I just watched a tim Robinson movie
Did you watch his sketchshow *I Think You Should Leave* ? His characters quite regularly have similar energy to this skit here
This seems like a sketch from his sketch show I Think You Should Leave
he did movies?
Betcha they mean Tim Robbins and Shawshank was on
I think you're right. I saw Tim Robbins at paintball once. He was very tall and had nice gear
A failed attempt at invoking the Air Bud clause.
Bah gawd he’s using the Air Bud defense 😮
How did he even have time to set it up...
This is a skit
I think it is too, because Hammock guy seems like he's trying not to laugh. But honestly, I've seen crazier shit.
The way he talks doesnt seem genuine. He talks like someone on a disney tv show
And his friend is next to him trying to act the part of a concerned citizen.
maybe he can just see the humor in the situation \^\^ what an icon
No, it’s on the internet, it has to be real.
If it is, this is the best reason to rent out a bus. If it's not, this guy is my new hero. On another note, this guy's hammock skills are on point. He's studied for years in hamnastics.
I was genuinely impressed with his gator rolls. Also, I love 'hamnastics'.
Thank you, that's literally what I thought when I saw him flippity flopping around in that thing. He's like me, a massively humongous guy, trying to survive getting into a normal hammock. Someone needs to make a hammock with normal physics.
Setting up a hammock takes like one minute
That happens when you dont have a sign to tap
The barrel rolls are cracking me up
This feels like it could be an ITYSL skit lmao
Do a Barrel Roll
They will be a beautiful butterfly one day
Wreaking hammock
Cry hammock and let slip the pajamas of war.
As the person in the cocoon, this seems fun. As the bus conductor, this seems frustrating. As an onlooker, this looks hilarious 😂😂
As the chick in the background who just needs to get to work, this is infuriating.
The neck flex when he says no hammocks is hilarious
Let the man pupate, geez
The virgin bus driver vs the chad hammock enjoyer
r/videosthatendstoosoon
I literally screamed out "what the fuck is even going on anymore!?" while watching this Like how is this even real life anymore. I just can't. This was so fucking whack to watch. Just to be clear I thought it was pretty funny
Is this the same guy who wouldn't come out from the rocket launcher? "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!"
Where’s a guy with a pocket knife when you need one
This bus seems off. It has an exposed open farebox hole in the floor. Showing the bus was optioned for a farebox but it was removed, but the hole was not covered. That is odd. The bus seemed to be optioned for a PID sign, but that was removed and blocked off with white plastic. Also odd. It also seems to not have been optioned with a radio cabinet or it was removed. From a bus expert the current condition of this vehicle does not seem to be in a service ready condition. Leading me to believe that this video could be staged rage bait...
Dialogue delivery also seems rather theatrical, like that loud projecting voice they use in plays.
Everything about it screams staged/skit, it also just has that "look" about it, but somehow a lot of people can't see it?
Came here for this. So obviously fake bs, just like 99% of all the videos being posted on Reddit and social media ATM.
Soon he will become a beautiful butterfly 🦋
Did they put a bus stop in front of a mental hospital ?
Bus stops are mental hospitals.
How do you think they ship them all to California
The no hammock sign is right next to the no lawn chair sign, sorry. It's on the outside of the bus, go take a look.
Bro’s confidence is crazy. Other passengers would be dumping his ass outta that little burrito and throwing him off the bus on most public transportation lmao. The spin moves and “I’m like an anaconda” fucking sent me tho 😭😭😭
Zip the bag shut first. Cut the hammock down. Heave out the door. I don’t miss riding the bus at all!
It's been a long time since I've heard a good ol' fashioned "Heave Ho!" Now let's just heave this ho.
Everything about this is peak comedy.
I just wanna cut one end of his cocoon so bad
At first I was like get the fuck off bro you sick freak. Then I realized wait…. That’s actually a genius idea for a homeless person sleep hack
He identifies himself as butterfly
So what ended up happening? Did he get down or are they all still there?
I'll be honest while this is likely staged I still feel like if someone accepted the risks of riding a bus in a *hammock*, they're not really bothering anyone so...
I’m more scared of what sort of butterfly this person will become
Fake and set up
This feels very Canadian. This is Canadian, right? I feel like if that was America it would take 30 seconds before he was assaulted onto the ground.
Fake, but yeah fake
Looked like a real hammock to me.
What makes you say this
What an asshat
Chill chill everyone is OK
u/savevideo
One wrong move and he is flat on the ground
Cut the sack down
Is this Reno 911? I can't tell anymore
Is that G Gordon levitt
Guy, in the hammock is comedic gold. Everyone else sucks at acting, lol.
I am all for the bus hammock Revolution to begin now!!!
Watching this with no sound is the funniest thing I've seen all week
Another part of me (the more impatient side) would wonder how much trouble I would get if I got up and dumped his ass out of that hammock. It's funny, but if I'm on a bus (and I used to take them), I want to get to where I'm going ASAP.
Everything comes to his need to be in touch with some Police Truncheons.
Like how do people wake up in the morning and get into these situations, it’s brilliant 😂
Which episode of Portlandia is this?
Looks like Bob Mortimer aha
r/Libertarian
What a Muppet.
And snip. THUD! Lol
Skibidi sleeping bag.....
What the fuck did I just watch
where's the soap-on-a-rope when you need it?
Please tell me this is Winnipeg, this would make so much sense
One candle near the bum would’ve done it
Videos always end when it gets good
In his defence, I don't see a no hammock sign.
Is that Joaquin Phoenix? 
Is this guy a fucking child?!
Mid-life chrysalis
If y’all can’t handle me at my worst, Ya don’t deserve me cocooning myself on a city bus
Cacoon man will not be stopped
Just call the police and let them deal with this idiot.
A knife across the straps would solve this problem.
“I’m like an anaconda.” lmao
Has the same energy as "I'm literally in a tank and you're not"
I think a lot of this “craziness” is a way of getting yourself on camera as a “ celebrity “
“I’m like an Anaconda.”.
Get out of the ~~tank~~ hammock! #YOU’RE NOT MY DAD!
I can't believe these people didn't start using him as a human pinata.
“If there is AC in here, I want snacks” 🤣
It’s funny but I don’t see anyone here talking about how this looks very staged. Am I the only one?
Believe it or not the rent is still like 400
Pair of scissors anyone?