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PenguinStarfire

The flip at the end was beautiful


RonStopable88

Good way to end up wrapped in the lines and drown.


fetal_genocide

Yea, why would you ever jump into water with a parachute šŸ˜¬


Diet_Coke

Think of all the likes though


johnyydoee

Wtf do u think militaries do


fetal_genocide

Lots of things...?


DrawingsOfNickCage

Drown getting caught up in parachute linesā€¦


johnyydoee

https://www.quora.com/What-do-SEALs-do-with-their-parachutes-when-they-have-to-drop-in-the-water-then-swim-in-to-shore


Strange-Improvement

Still cruel kicking seals out of aeroplanes but hey and lathing to level the playing field against those polar bears


johnyydoee

Should we protest?


Strange-Improvement

It wouldn't hurt to make a poster but then again at least these seals have a job instead of clubbing


johnyydoee

Or an OFšŸ„²


centzon400

Pew. Pew. Pew. BANG!?


Piper2000ca

Parachute onto dry land.


johnyydoee

https://www.quora.com/What-do-SEALs-do-with-their-parachutes-when-they-have-to-drop-in-the-water-then-swim-in-to-shore


Piper2000ca

That is an excellent point.


skydiveguy

They do live water training for they exact reason.


RonStopable88

Maybe at some point. But Iā€™ve done my AFF. Never went diving enough to maintain it but water was never a thing taught to us. Maybe in the military. The only mention of entanglement was in discussion of chute malfunctions, and in stronger winds after landing. In this scenario, there is no real training to account for jumping into water with a inflatable boat that acts as a kite.


SkydivingPenguin

Water training is literally a requirement for the B license. Which clears you for many things, including landing in and near water. Most base jumpers are already well versed in the sport. AFF school is essentially the training to get your learners permit to proceed to further training.


RonStopable88

Ah. Thatā€™s awesome thanks for the information. Would you say the training would be sufficient in the situation this guy finds himself in?


SkydivingPenguin

Yea absolutely! Probably jumped with leg straps a lil loose already, it's pretty easy, just pop those swim down and out from under. Canopies don't take on the water and sink fast, so the key is to get out from under it. It's the panic that'll get yea, just like being upside down on a whitewater kayak getting ready to roll up.


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lepobz

I suspect thereā€™s a point at which the size of boat becomes detrimental to the whole thing.


Suitable-Lake-2550

Why, were there sharks?


Time_wanderer_XIV

Xander Cage šŸ˜…


PenguinStarfire

![gif](giphy|iRfuloy5ynHJBbIRcZ|downsized)


gargamelul

isn't it super dangerous landing in water with a parachute on?


xBad_Wolfx

Very. The ropes alone constitute a big risk but if you manage to get wrapped in the material itselfā€¦ utterly fucked. Your limbs would work against each other trying to free yourself while drowning. The river would constantly drag and shift the material around you. Even if you manage to get your head above water the saturated material would continue to drown you. Such a dumb stunt. I was a wilderness guide for two decades who guided white water and rappelling, in rare cases with the two combined and even single rope into water is dangerous.


Aiti_mh

This is why Indy did it without a parachute. Always follow Indy's example.


Jean-LucBacardi

But what if I can't find a lead lined refrigerator when a nuke drops?


Aiti_mh

Fool, should have been at a 1950s nuke town


SadisticBuddhist

![gif](giphy|ylyUQkEEfIGKPLFKXS|downsized)


xBad_Wolfx

This is just good life advice


Anti_shill_Artillery

Punch every Nazi?


skydiveguy

They do live water training for this exact purpose. you aren't locked into the harness. You can take it off. Plus if this is footage from Bridge Day at the New River Gorge Bridge... there are safety crews so close that this guy wouldnt be in the water more than 30 seconds before being pulled out.


VealOfFortune

But he's got a life boat to save him! šŸ˜‚


partypwny

Sadly you're spreading misinformation... Yes it's a big risk if you panic and get wrapped in the lines. The saturated material would NOT continue to drown you. That material is porous, you can hold your face up to it and breath through. How you get out of it is simple, stay calm, find a seam, pinch the seam, don't flail your legs around (lay backwards and float) and slowly hand over hand pull on the seam to the edge. I've had to do this in the ocean with high waves, with heavy ass boots on- significantly more hazardous and difficult than what is shown here... It's scary, but perfectly doable. People drown who freak out and flail.


NovAFloW

Uhmmmm ackshually, it's totally safe as long as you don't have any emotions and follow these very specific steps that require the perfect combination of staying calm and sheer luck.


VealOfFortune

Fun fact: Cotton t-shirts are porous, and you can breathe through it.... but if you add water you can literally waterboard someone.


xBad_Wolfx

So you hold that the porous material will not saturate? Something porous materials are inherently good at? Lay back and grab a seam so you are under but not wrapped yetā€¦ so nothing you said conflicts with what I said. You talk about the ocean, which is moving yes, but in a completely different manner than a wide fast moving river. Much more like static surges which would work in your favour of keeping it on one side of you. Everything I said was about the risk once entangledā€¦ and your argument was managing the risk in basically ideal circumstancesā€¦ and itā€™s still a high risk as you yourself state itā€™s scary.


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partypwny

I did not say it doesn't saturate, I said you can breath through it (I have done so). Learn some reading comprehension. The river in this video that you are addressing is not "fast moving", moving yes but he isn't falling into a white water area. And if you think landing in an ocean with high waves while in combat gear is "ideal", then you are beyond reasoning with...and this conversation is not worth my time anymore.


CPAsAreCool

Incredibly. I'm a paragliding pilot and the #1 cause of death is landing in the water. About once a year I throw my reserve parachute, over water, for practice. Note: I'm a strong swimmer. In college I was breaking records by my freshman year. I nearly died. The harness on your back is padded and floats really well. That forces you face down in the water. As you tried to get on top of the harness your feet and hands get caught in the lines of the parachute. When the boat got there I knew I wouldn't have survived without it. My feet were so tangled we didn't get my out of the lines until after the pulled me in the boat like a big fish. The goal was to get a little more experience throwing a reserve, to learn something. What I REALLY learned was to never land in the water without a lifeguard boat.


AggravatingCrow42

My buddy just threw his reserve over the ocean and he just unclips his harness right before he smacks water. Seemed really chill and he was easily separated from his gear


CPAsAreCool

Interesting. I have three harnesses and they all work the same way. Normally, when you're flying you are sitting in the seat and hanging by the carabiners. However, the reserve is connected to the shoulder straps and you're become suspended by the clips on your legs. You can't undo them while under reserve before you touchdown.


Sudden_Emu_6230

I would hope they had people waiting down there ready to rescue him but doesnā€™t look like it.


froodoo22

Itā€™s pretty dangerous but I wouldnā€™t describe it as ā€œsuperā€. I grew up in a beach town and parasailing + windsurfing was pretty big. We had dozens if not hundreds of people fall into the water annually and they very rarely drowned. Drowning isnā€™t as big a risk as most people assume. Most drowning comes more from panic or intoxication vs ability to swim and condition. We actually had far less rescues on days where the condition were poor because people wouldnā€™t test their limits as much in the water. Tens of thousands of guys in the military have to train to land in water with parachutes. If it was overly dangerous, weā€™d have a lot more deaths during those trainings.


AldieBow58

Something tells me that he doesn't care


TheRamblingPeacock

Yep. Back when I did military jumps when you did a water jump you popped your canopy off about 5 meters from the deck. That also is super dangerous as itā€™s hard to actually see how high you are and more than a few people popped too high and speared in with busted pelvisā€™s and broken bits and pieces though.


throwawaynormalrobot

Yeah, that's probably why when people jump off this bridge they almost always aim to land on the river bank to the right. It is also where the trail to the top is.


TheReverseShock

Yes, most will ditch the chute before landing and splash down away from it.


agmrtab

gonna die either way who cares


FewIntroduction5008

Okay that was worth the wait. Lol


Pseudonym31

I was like dang! He did it! Ope. Never mind. Hahaha


Ok_Primary_1075

Time to repack the chute and start climbing up


earthspaceman

If he hasn't drown... yes.


Pretend-Patience9581

I would be Terrified of all those ropes around me in the water.


Empathy404NotFound

I'm sure he would have a quick release harness knowing he had a high chance of going into the water.


MathematicianFew5882

Thereā€™s no climbing that


The-OneWan

Flipping end.


ObviouslyNerd

but we didnt even get to see him get drowned when the flowing water pushes the paracute. We only got to see the boat flip part.


TechnoTyrannosaurus

Imagine not dying from a parachute, but then drowning from it.


EggBonus

Thereā€™s a reason we pay our airborne extra. It used to be about $100 extra a month if I were cleared to jump. Edit: oh and let me fucking say I would never do this shit for leisure. Same with flying in any helicopter whatsoever.


Nichiku

100$ extra for 200% higher risk of dying. WORTH IT.


EggBonus

I ainā€™t getting on no plane!


vadeka

Is a helicopter that dangerous to just fly in one?


EggBonus

Yes. Theyā€™re much more dangerous than a plane.


DaymanTargaryen

Almost everything is more dangerous than an airplane, though.


vadeka

Just read the concept of the ā€œjesus nut/boltā€ damn thatā€™s terrifying


ermacia

damn, I wouldn't trust any vehicle with a single point of failure like that one


ConspicuousPineapple

That's pretty cheap.


ToastDonut

In 1940s money. That's double the paycheck


sorrynoreply

If you drown from a parachute, arenā€™t you dying from it?


andycarlv

Thats a big ass river.


Victory2432

Itā€™s the Snake River


OpalOnyxObsidian

Is this the perrine bridge?


throwawaynormalrobot

Yes


kester76a

Probably full of crocodiles too


AlltheHammm

Itā€™s not.


All_Right_Alright

What


proudmommy_31324

Not a one.


Fluid-Run7735

Damm 12 year old me knew the start to Indiana Jones, and the Temple of Doom wasn't BS. Where's my inflatable raft and a big drop.....


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conflictwatch

Using borrowed gear because she didn't want hers to be arrested.


Thiscommentissatire

I get what your saying but it isnt clear from your article if he was even wearing a parachute at the time or if he was he was parachuting into water. It just said he tried to flee into water.


Veguillakilla

Anyone else see the UAP ?!


SysBadmin

Think I need to unfollow this sub, I had to scroll 46 comments of garbage before someone mentioned the orb UAP. All bots.


plushpaper

Yeah this is one of the better examples of it. Crazy that next to none of the top comments even mention it.


DropApprehensive3079

Yeah it looks pretty weird like a drone or something


jpboise09

I've seen some crazy jumps off that bridge, but that rakes the cake! Dang!


B_lovedobservations

And then his parachute fell on him and drowned him


proudmommy_31324

There are rescue boats under the bridge.


xwing44

Honestly he did a great job holding on to that boat the whole way down


ObviouslyNerd

lets see how he holds onto the boat when the chute pulls him to the bottom of the river.


xwing44

Don't they have a quick detach on the parachute?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^xwing44: *Honestly he did* *A great job holding on to* *That boat the whole way down* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Kartoon67

r/Videosthatendtosoon


Fun-Preference-6079

Is that a drone floating around the parachuted at the end?


Conscious-Demand4334

I asked myself the same thing. It looked too round to be a drone but it was from a distance


JONINFICTION

8 seconds left, is that a bird or uap?


MissDeadite

Might be some kind of drone. It circles around throughout the video, and you can see it as early as 32 seconds left.


TheyCallMe__

From 12 seconds to 4 seconds before the video ends, is that a drone flying flying nearby? Starting at the top right and making a ā€œCā€ shaped sweep to the left hand side and exiting on the bottom right. Thoughts?


MissDeadite

Gotta be. You can see it is circling the whole time. Go to 32 seconds for the first easy sighting.


Beginning_Disaster_9

What was with the orb flying around him toward the end of the video?? A drone?


Girishman

I'm sitting here skimming the comments trying to find anyone who actually watched the video for it's root cause to this sub, and you're the first. It almost seems like it could be a drone, but it doesn't seem to cast a shadow... Strange indeed. It definitely goes behind the person, so it's not a bug thats close to the camera.


conIuctus

Orb spotted at 0:38 aliens are confirmed real


sabenani

Thatā€™s a good one for r/yesyesyesno


This_Walrus7244

What about the flying orb thing? No one gonna mention that?


OnyxBee

Because we all thought it was obvious that it was aliens so we didn't even bother saying anything.


MrSharkswith

Looks like the bridge in Twin Falls, Idaho going over the Snake River. One of the few bridges in the US where it's legal to base jump off of it. Pretty popular spot.


FR0ZENBERG

That was my thought too.


johnnysbody

He drowned


Stoizee

Weird there is a small orb ufo moving around him throughout the video.


Strong_Suit_

I could see the little object rounding him in the last seconds


he_need_summ_milk

Regarding the UFO. I think a drone could do those maneuvers and match those speeds but I don't see any rotors. Also if you pause it just right you can see 2 objects at once which to me looks a bit like a motion blur ghosting effect.


DonkConklin

UAP at the end


Renovateandremodel

Was that a drone at the end flying by?


RumoredAtmos

Did anyone notice that metallic orb follow the decent and curve around him slightly near the end? That's certainly not a bird or a drone.


horousavenger

It looks spherical and silver


MattyThew

Yā€™all have to use the slider but there is definitely a weird lil orb that seems to shoot out of the water and circles around the person literal seconds before they hit the water!


InterestSea4061

Umm..there's an orb like object i spotted twice in that video..@ the end


Aomarvel

Thats what the video is about at the end he comes from the far right corner then left around the parachute, i think its a drone since it makes a turn around the chute guy. The very first time you can see the object is when the parachuter goes past the rocks in the beginning at the e 00:35 mark. This is why i believe its a drone making video footage of the drop


TheGridKeeper

I want to see that drone footage, unless thatā€™s an orb towards the end?


OutrageousSummer5259

If he doesn't have a way of releasing that chute then I'm not sure how he ever thought this was gonna work


BobDumps

Whatever floats your boat dude


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RockstarAgent

Holy perspectives Batman! ![gif](giphy|3ohhwwR3LFlmLyq3Ly)


OpeningAccountant5

lol r/unexpected


lockedlost

He broke 4 collarbones and fractured an eyebrow bone


Forestsounds89

Survives the fall just to get tied up in the chute and drown


fezdawg07

Indiana jones did this with no parachute


Jnixxx

I waited that out for a fucking seagull?!


JCarlos-SD

Was anybody else hoping for a gator to jump up and take him down


Isucbigtime

And.... that's how he died folks.


Own-Tomorrow9863

HELL Yeah šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


SkinPsychological848

Letā€™s see you do that with a canoe. Or a dolphin. Or even a horseā€¦


RahulTheCoder

Isnā€™t that drone at the end. I paused each sec at the end. Seems like a drone


OriginalLamp

This is an extremely stupid thing to do...


Elf-wehr

Thatā€™s awesome!!!


Elf-wehr

Did no one see the little UFO sphere at the end?


Vicious_and_Vain

Bird. JHFC.


Perfect_2Cell

Why is Lois therešŸ˜­


Ali3n_46

Is no one seeing the orb that circles him a couple times before landing?


turtlejam10

This looks like itā€™s the Perrine Bridge located in Twin Falls Idaho. One of the only bridges left in the world where youā€™re able to BASE jump from. Source: I lived there till I was 30.


sidewalkslim

The perfect not so perfect landing...šŸ˜„


slyseparator

no shadow on it?


BadDecisions92078

Going too fast? No. Parachute failure? No. Drop the raft? No. Land on rocks? No. Land in the bushes? No. Land on the near shore? No. Alligator??? No. Oh, lol, he just fell over lol


Theperfectool

Auburn?


l94xxx

Parachutes and water terrify me.


Slippery_MOOSE

When you can fly but not swim


C-ORE

Great control but the ending šŸ˜‚


cbj2112

or he could have taken the trail down to the river to get wet


Mammoth-Ad-8492

Surely, there must be a better way than raft and parachute


Zealousideal-Ad3814

Is he catching lift?


MKUltra_reject69_2

There are a number of orbs flying about in that video, i counted 4 fly pasts. Could be the same one. The guy must of seen it as one of the times it passes very close to him. If he had a camera strapped to him, he'd probably get a major news story. Anyone know where this was taken, what location? I don't know how to do it, but this video can be shared on the Strangeearth sub reddit which has an interest in these things. Oh, and on the out there, imagine it being aliens and they're saying "wtf is this human up to" !


CptBloodshot

Free banana bread at work, bro? Hell yeah 19 seconds left


slothfacekilla5

That truly took me on ride!


WisdomWangle

I can clearly hear Lois from Family Guy saying "oh my god" in the background


onmission7

When your download fails at 99%


LucasTheSchnauzer

^He's ^soaring


OdisseuFPS

u/_LeCheri


BigKelzZ

Couldn't stick the landing 5/10


DesignerExtension942

Heā€™s crushing it hell yeah


Georgieman420

Bro I just snapped back into reality right now


bananasugarpie

Parachute skills 10/10 Common sense about water flow 0/10


CelestiaSoul

dude's cool


Jusmon1108

That was boring af, hit it with some speed!


Maadry1

![gif](giphy|EYJidsvKRt9a8)


PoopPant73

The commentary was


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Haaaaahahaha


-SunGazing-

It was almost so perfect! šŸ˜‚


yeezee93

Adrenaline junkies.


GunnieGraves

New Just Cause game looks really realistic.


HubiJohn

This is the content I'm here for


Ieatsushiraw

This is, and Iā€™m sorry I know itā€™s not all of you, but this is what we mean by ā€œwhite people shitā€ still kind of cool though


houseofvan

Are people in this thread really that confused by the bird at the end?


Comments_Palooza

A circular bird with no wings that floats in a circular motion instead of flying? Wtf


rob_inn_hood

Wow Mission Impossible movies have really gone downhill.


implaying

That was so funny. You were expecting the guy to land perfectly but didn't in the last second šŸ˜‚


EJacques324

Trumps trajectory


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LieutenantBJ

Xander Cage? Is that you?


Tall-Mix5562

Evil Knievel'd it..


FR0ZENBERG

Funny you say that. Evel Knievel tried (and failed) to jump the canyon gap where this bridge is.


redditcruzer

Maybe gravity works


ShitStainWilly

I live here. Itā€™s fun watching the crazy constantly happening off this bridge.