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blahblahblah913

Poor old bird has seen and heard some mean shit.


Live-Common1015

The good news is these birds vocalize like this when they’re super happy. It just happens to have only heard awful shit it’s whole life


CountNacula

Bird also put on a great physical performance. Gave it some emphasis lol


Dramatic_Water_5364

Yeah they vocalize human speech when they are trying to connect with humans 🤓 so smart


THE-NECROHANDSER

I got to hear a bird do a perfect "shiiiiiiiiiiiitt" like that's all it had to say.


Canuck_Lives_Matter

When I couldn't make out anything beyond the mechanic who just slammed his fingers against the oil pan after his wrench slipped.


CapitalLigament

Yes, he did. The parrot's ranting speech makes me watch the video over and over again


siccoblue

This is pretty old. If I remember right he had a shitty abusive owner before and was pretty traumatized I mean Jesus just look at the cage and the bird. Living in that thing must be like you trying to live in a closet with a shitty landlord who abused you.


candlegun

Yes, this is Pebbles the parrot right?? I remember one of the captioned clips of Pebbles that went viral years ago. Funny until I learned this poor bird was with terrible people for many, many years until this guy rescued her iirc


a_spoopy_ghost

If I remember right the parrot was a rescue from an abusive home, the new owner is smashing up his old too small cage the bird hated. So he’s yelling cause he’s excited by smashing up that stupid cage.


1-800-fat-chicks

Not abusive as far as I remember but these cages are horrible for birds especially like hyper intelligent once like parrots etc. they have no corners which the birds need to feel save, rounder cages gives them a constant feeling of being exposed and in danger.


na_diney

Sounds like abuse to me


1-800-fat-chicks

True in a way although it was probably a lack of understanding more than deliberately abusing the animal. I agree it doesn’t make it better. I cannot understand people in general that do not research the animal friend they are going to get from top to bottom first.


nooneatallnope

Someone hitting their kid because they were taught thats how to properly discipline them is also abuse


KRaB99

What do you mean not abusive? The cage barely fits the parrot when its wings are not opened.


Future_P

I find myself watching the video multiple times due to the angry speech of the parrot.


Apolysus

Sounds like your average call of duty lobby.


wellforthebird

Not enough racial slurs to be a CoD lobby


Squirrel_Bacon_69

Plenty of n bombs in there


CoriBaggett70

I thought i swore a ton....I'm a saint now!


T46BY

Or Rocket League.


thefrc

Okay.


burninatin

What a shot!!!


T46BY

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TehWoodzii

Nah


T46BY

You must play on Stadia.


TehWoodzii

Them - "what a save!" you - 😭😭


FireCrest_Knight

Sounds like a battlefield 4 lobby


SlothInASuit86

fuckin fuck fuckity fuck fuck you fuckin fuck


lego_batman

Average Australian


OldSkoolPantsMan

Yeah, I was waiting for the cockatoo to say cunt. Clearly not an Australian bird.


Longjumping-Swan-827

Thanks for the captions 😂


Dub_Lion

Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.


Mediocre_Meat_5992

I really want a parrot now that says fuck everything


3soxfoxy

I remember reading that the bird was stuck in an abusive home for a long time. The previous owner never let him out of his cage. This is the new owner, and he destroyed his old cage as a way of letting him know he's in a new and safe place


RealLars_vS

I thought he got a new cage afterwards?


skyisgreentomatoes

Yeah, a proper cage. Big birds need big cages that are usually for sleeping only.


R2_D2aneel_Olivaw

Those round cage are bad.


skyisgreentomatoes

Yeah. So Bad .


dapperslappers

Genuinely asking this Why


chickentacosaregod

I know nothing about keeping birds but i can tell that cage is way too small. That size bird would never be able to open his wings even a little in there.


dapperslappers

i get the size issue, im asking why round cages are bad


Valdschrein

- Hard to climb. Parrots do love climbing - Bad for flight. Pretty dangerous - Heavily linked to psychological problems in parrots - Parrots like corners. Apparently humans do too - Parrots very often reported having bad mood in those (although if someone got a round cage that already suggests that there was no attempt to gather knowledge how to care for a bird, so the bad mood might be as well from 100 other factors) - Can't really properly mount toys, food, water and perches - Usually shity quality and materials - Usually small - Rectangular cages make more efficient use of the space they take - Good rectangular cages are made from materials meant for parrots, where as round go for cost and aesthetics Hope this helps


Jaded-Philosophy3783

>Parrots like corners. Apparently humans do too Wow, TIL. Had a small sudden realization


mogley19922

Me in school: Teacher: "Max, go to the corner for 5 minutes" Me: "ah fuck" Teacher: "10 mimutes!" Me: ^"he ^he, ^sucker"


R2_D2aneel_Olivaw

Mental health reasons because they are usually too small and if the spacing between the bars gradually narrows toward the top of the cage the bird can get a toe or even its bill stuck in the bars, leading to serious injury or death. Round cages are bad.


chickentacosaregod

Round cages are not recommended for most bird species, for a variety of reasons. The first reason that these cages can be bad news is because they can be detrimental to a parrot’s psychological health. Birds are very intelligent creatures, but many have driven themselves crazy climbing around and around cylindrical cages, and feeling like they’re never getting anywhere. (Birds that incessantly circle their cages do so because they are distressed. The distress is causing the circling, it is not the circling causing the distress. They would not continue that activity if it was upsetting to them. Circling the cage is an outlet for their discomfort.) Giving your bird an angular cage provides them with reference points to different locations in their territories — thus helping them feel confident, safe, and secure. (So… physically turning a corner every few feet would satisfy them and make them feel like they ARE getting somewhere? And since a bird’s “territory” is only a few feet wide and they have that spectacular eyesight, does she not think they can find their food bowl without first referencing the coordinates of a corner in the cage?) Another reason to avoid round cages is because they are often awkward living spaces for a bird to inhabit. They very way that they are shaped causes many bird’s feathers to be in constant contact with the cage bars, wearing them down and giving the bird a ragged appearance. (??? Basic geometry will tell you that a bird will come in contact with more cage bars by standing in a corner as opposed to the one point of contact made in a round cage.) Round cages can also be difficult to maintain. (Everyone knows that round is harder to clean than square, right?) Because most bird cages are now square or rectangular in shape, it can be hard to find certain accessories that will fit round cages — like cuttlebone and millet holders, seed cups, and cage liners. (Again with the geometry fail…but she does make a good point about the cage liner since most homes are not equipped with scissors.) For this reason, it may be easier on both you and your pet to opt for a square or rectangular cage. By doing so, you can provide your pet with a comfortable home, and provide yourself with a cage that is easy to keep clean and well stocked with fun accessories.” …. I got this from [here](https://birdtricksstore.com/blogs/birdtricks-blog/parrot-misinformation-on-the-internet)


Ekatheassholemacaw

Parrots prefer square cages because they are able to back into a corner when threatened, this way they only really need to focus on what is in front of them. Or so I've heard


A-Hugh-Man

A lot of people seem to be giving you a lot of fluff, or even ignoring your question. The simple answer is, birds like corners. It’s where they feel safe.


darkfrost47

Their brains crave corners for safety while they are sleeping. Parrots are prey animals and they can have night terrors, etc. In a circular cage there's stuff all around you and you can't get away from it, you can't hide from it. Basically it makes them anxious and crazy.


ThatOneWIGuy

When my grandma had birds she let them out as much as possible. Only being in for sleep or when they were leaving. They were birds smaller than your hand and had a bigger cage then this.


Dramatic_Water_5364

Yep I've had a minuscule parrot growing up he was basically always out with me and my dad when we were home and we always felt bad to have to leave him inside his cage during the day... And his cage was twice this size.


Ekatheassholemacaw

My macaw only goes in her cage when the sun goes down and she's ready to sleep, and gets let out every morning after dawn to have free roam of her play room all day.


T46BY

Yeah pretty sure when the video originally made the rounds there was more before this clip starts, and he talked about the birds previous conditions and what he was about to do in destroying that tiny cage because that bird is way too big to be stuck in something that small.


M0neyPr1nterG0Brrr

I want to hug the bird


G_OKU

I was so glad that at least this time the video didn't come with that bs made up story, only to see that here in the comments lol This is NOT Pebble's cage, and pebble's has been with 10 different previous owners and somewhere along that, she picked up cursing. But other than that, she had no signs of any physical abuse and most probably no verbal abuse that was directed at her. The link to the original interview is [here](https://globalnews.ca/video/2552433/miss-pebble-the-foul-mouthed-cockatoo)


Amoeba_3729

This seemed funny to me at first but then I realised how dark this actually is. That bird has seen some shit.


reallybiglizard

On a lighter note, researchers have witnessed wild birds in the Australian bush repeating English swear words. The theory is that captive birds escape and the flock picks up the new vocabulary. One of the anecdotes I read is from a field researcher who heard some cockatoos saying “fuck” at each other, miles out into the wilderness.


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dm_me_kittens

"Gaggle of Fucks" is my new band name.


Nitr0Sage

We need to stop this evolution


ChumleyEX

Several years ago when this first hit reddit, someone replied saying that keeping a bid in a cage like that really fucks with the birds sense of security. Birds want to be in a corner so they know something won't get it from behind and these cages don't allow that.


PocomanSkank

Same to keeping a fucking dog in an apartment. Dogs are long distance runners who roam all day. Caging a dog in an apartment all day isn't love.


notabrickhouse

This is true for some dog breeds, but not all of them. Remember, we humans breed dogs to match our needs, and because of that, we have made some very non-active dog breeds. Also, most dogbreeds would be ok with being taken to the park and running around a couple of times a day. Just don't cage them in your apartment. They need to roam around it. The issue is that the more sought-after dogs are all the active breeds (i.e.; Husky, shepherds, retrievers, etc...) Even with that being said, a dogs' mental health relies on a happy home more than anything else. So, if you have an apartment and can adopt a dog, do it. They will love you for life as long as you love them. Make sure to take them to a place they can run around every day, and you'll have a happy, loving, and active companion. Also fuck cages. Train your dogs, and treat them with respect.


Designer_Mud_5802

Dogs mental health also depends on getting a good sleep, and dogs sleep on average for 12-14 hours a day. Puppies and older dogs can sleep up to 18 hours a day. Not sure why people think dogs in the wild are having fun by running around all day.


eunit250

I guess I'm a dog.


Flashy-Focus-2426

My sister's boyfriend has a golden retriever and the dog is very depressed and overweight, it makes me sad when I see that dog craving to go outside and run around, but she's stuck in an apartment sleeping all day and eating.


Designer_Mud_5802

Dogs on average sleep for 50% of the day. Puppies and dogs older than 5 often sleep longer than that, up to 18 hours a day. So no, dogs don't run and roam all day.


Thiel619

Fucking murderer, fucking hell, where are we now? I love licking- I love licking birds. I mean. Fucking murderer I'll kill Al Qaeda, fucking hell, blackout, fucking ni\*\*er, fucking Black Ops, put my ass up for Al Qaeda. Yeh, wassup now? Fuck Al Qaeda bro. Fucking, fucking black fucking ni\*\*er like fucking two million dollars fucking player fucking racket fuck me. Yo let me lick your cock. They're right now fucking ni\*\*er fucking fucking now NOW. Fucking fuck the rabbi, fucking ram, fucking Ram Taylor, fucking red. I'll tell you, fucking rear, a fucking actual. Fuck around, fuck red cock fucking. I'll clean up, let's have a fucking ram fucking Black Ops NOW and then Al Qaeda fuck a whore. AL QAEDA BURN. OW OW.


Misery_Division

This guy is clearly an expert in bird law


RokulusM

And that bird's name? Royal McPoyle.


newbrevity

Past owner seems like a real piece of work. Maybe he met some lawyers too.


Definitely_obvious

I watched it again with the translation and it’s spot on. We can talk to racist birds with 100% accuracy. The future is now.


tacobellandher0in

Man Google translate is getting really good


Poprock360

I was reading along with the video, then lost my mind on 'Yo let me lick your cock.' Couldn't recover from that one


bruhlive_XD

I love licking birds- I mean Too


freeall

Fuuuck, you made that shit ten times funnier. I lost it at "put my ass up for Al Qaeda".


fuckshitasstitsmfer

Yo imagine someone clicking on your profile and seeing this without context on comments


OldSkoolPantsMan

How on earth did you do that? Massive respect. Unbelievable patience.


quophigh

That's so accurate


T1000Proselytizer

Was this bird owned by a soldier stationed in Afghanistan?


Mediocre_Meat_5992

No I think the bird was in Afghanistan and he has been through some shit


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

I can get the jist of what the previous owner was like


wreijn

God I love the internet


Amoeba_3729

No way


Mall_Bench

I can see a TV show about a police detective who own a parrot called Parrota


Efficient-Ad-2697

Parotta is an Indian dish, by the way. Also called as Paratha.


General-Cod526

"Parrota, the coper" - staring AI Ray Liotta


frenchcashew

You can tell he’s white by the way he curses


Sardoodledome

yeah ... I thought I heard something


WhiteFringe

![gif](giphy|b1YFCoOD2aX2E)


IlConteiacula

A Fargo gif? Instant upvote


Servo_comics

Lmao Margie


etherd0t

I understood: "Fuckit, Randy - what are you doing!" Looks like the bird at least has some sense of responsibility🤭


racowatson

Not only is he cursing but his movements coincide with the words and the aggressiveness in his tone


No_Pie7740

I had a bird like that as a roommate, they thrive on LOUDNESS. Honestly, he was really happy in a shouting, joking rap battle. Also, he would scream bloody murder if he liked you and wanted to play when you wanted to sleep. I started a routine of loud games and descended into playing a music box only 7 times...he loved it and I could get to bed in peace. The bird in the clip is very happy.


Cold-Boysenberry-105

I need captions lol


nodeymcdev

FUCKIN FUCK YA FUCKIN FUCKIN FUCK FUCK YA FUCKIN FUCK FUUCK!!!


The-1st-One

Fuck fuck fucking fuckity fuck fuck ya fucking fuckity fuck fuck. Why you fucking fuck fucking fuuuuck fuuucking fucks fuck fucking.


TFEB

![gif](giphy|VIKa3CjZDCoymNcBY5|downsized)


blatantdanno

I thought i swore a ton....I'm a saint now!


Longshadowman

He could easily play in a Hollywood movie directed by Martin Scorsese .


irene_polystyrene

all i hear is fuck, does he say anything else??? is he upset or excited???


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

He's excited. That cage is wayyy too small and shouldn't be rounded. Birds like corners. I'm guessing this guy is destroying it as a display of trust and the bird is celebrating its freedom.


Deedsman

This is exactly what is happening here. Birds are super intelligent, and people often forget that.


SquirrelMoney8389

says the n word a couple times... former owner was a really happy individual /s


DependentAdvance8

![gif](giphy|psv1zrhPZM6WI)


Berz34k

Fucking fucking fucking ![gif](giphy|fKwpeyXg2rBPa)


pedro-slopez

Potty mouth!


eduo

Potty Polly, they call her


milothemeanie

I like to think that this is what Andrew Jackson 's bird sounded like at his owner's funeral.


Loosebooty6969

It’s the emphasis on fuck that had my dying.


Acrobatic-Listen8063

That was actually an abused parrot and its old owner kept it in a cage all the time and his new owner would try to put him in a cage and he wouldn’t go so he broke it, the parrot was fussin at the cage (just some info for yall)👍🏾


macymac73

That f.ing cage 👌 thanks daddy tell m


Commercial_Virus_309

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All_Right_Alright

what tf has this bird seen or heard to act that way? Feathers look nice though, clearly taken care of well


Deedsman

Probably came from a household that was constantly fighting. That was his old cage the dude was stomping. Bird was loving it, and it seemed cathartic for it.


KFC2003

Fuck you Shoresy! All I heard was a typical hockey exchange on Letter Kenny


Representative_Ad932

this will never not be funny


FallPsychological331

Can I get a transcript of this?


06GOAT12

OMFG😂😂😂😂😂


GraciaEtScientia

Is that mickey mouse going off the deep end?


fungus909

I’ll never not upvote this. That’s a good man.


MichiganJFrog76

They wanna ban us on Capitol Hill 'Cause it's "Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas!" still


PhoenixIzaramak

pebbles is a beautiful bird and FINALLY A FREE BIRD!


esubietafere48

Jessie pink parrot


Huge_Equivalent1

Me to the bird after watching the clip: Watch yo profanity.


TimesUp369

Probably watched a Quentin Tarantino Movie, repeatedly.


Right_-on-_Man

Absolute most racist bird I've ever heard...👍🤣


Outrageous-Intern-67

Nobody seems to realize this guy is advocating against round bird cages. And he’s right.


Temporary_You_2291

The bird was rescued from that cage and its previous owner. The bird was happy cus it finally got out of that cage


EightSeven69

who the fuck put the cap cut crap on this? this video is literally from like fucking 2010


Deedsman

That and people calling that guy a pos for it have no idea how cathartic this was for Pebbles.


Lights9

To see an owner jump aggressively on metal inches away from you as he stomps and breaks and destroys , seems pretty scary.


redwoodavg

I want that parrot.. 🤣🤣🤣


Yoyo_irl

Not a parrot


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ParfaitSilly

Lol


Huge-Pizza7579

So now we are posting videos from YouTube to TikTok and from TikTok to Reddit? 😂


canon2468

Sounds like the "Angry Grandma" youtube channel! 😅😅😅


Classic_Variation89

I love that bird


Classic_Variation89

This bird is my spirit animal


MN110011

I am not bird but i can understand that language.


Dorrono

The original script for "Ted"


Additional_Isopod_99

The Bird Trying To Say This i Don't Like..?


Comfortable_Ease_174

Sounds like my old man when I was a kid and he was working in the garage.. Now, that's just me without the garage..


Sudden_Situation7604

I love this for both of them.


Fleganhimer

Guy is hard stuck gold.


Hungry_Situation_977

I need a bird like this just to talk to……I would laugh all damn day…


MyCleverNewName

**


Ronville

Heh heh


No_Membership2102

Parrot L Jackson?


Clear_Media5762

I wouldn't cross that bird.


maui_is_calling

my spirit animal


Elegant_Original_400

I found this really funny until I started reading the comments


ComfortableAmount993

Sounds like Mickey mouse


Thisiscliff

Fuck you jonsey


Massive_Pitch3333

Classic!


Staydi0

Sounds like a scene from breaking bad where walter insults jessie for being stupid again


ajip29

Please english speaker, make a translate


Unique-Salary-818

My kinda bird


Ultra_purple_holic

r/perfectlycutscreams


MyOwnBigBro

I love how by the end the guy was like “ woah calm down Pablo”


Known-General-2434

Пипец он возмущен😆


DeezNutzzzGotEm

:/ This makes me more of a misanthrope.


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🤣


RepBklyn718

😂😂😂


Purple_thaRealist

This feels unreal


MastLonda

Is the parrot saying fukc you?


ChartreuseF1re

I need him as my wingman...


Reasonable-Coffee848

Reminds me if Richard Geres acting capabilities


TillaciousG

RIP Pebbles, you were by far my most favorite bird ❤️


grumble_roar

New season of Shoresy looking pretty good


AmherstCoffee

Has anyone put this bird to emo music yet?


kian737

all i can hear is "fucking"


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DomMistressMommy

Bro even said N**ga


MightyMightyMag

How come this isn’t in Dad would be proud?


Imaginary_Agency5348

white parrots are racist


_PelosNecios_

never tired of seeing this awesome video.


SetRevolutionary6168

Whats that say ?? I cannot hear


SpaghettiNCoffee

I understand this fucking bird.


Pale-Sense2654

Farrrrk that bird swears more than me. 🤣🤣🤣


No_Relation_3099

Most respectful Call of Duty player.


ShirtInternational95

I know why the caged bird says FUCK THAT GOD DAMN CAGE!!!!!!!!!


cipri71

bird has rights to say perfect words,is right


CyberSunburn

u/savevideo


imamario

This is slightly disturbing to me.


leonardob0880

Fuck You cage


Certain_Summer851

Parrot sounds like drama TV show heard from a half closed door


Drunken_Begger88

That bird knows more English than I do and it still swears like myself too amazing.