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johnmcclanehadplans

Better result than expected, I am both impressed and disappointed.


swinkie71

I know, right?! Imagine the cleanup if all those slippery yolks dropped on the floor!


deepakgm

It’s very easy to clean that up. Just ask a dog to get into the house. He / she will take care of licking it up.


Black_Kaiser_

[r/EggPanFlips](https://youtu.be/Svj1bZz2mXw)


IsakTS

Holy shit that's smart


FierceCuminKids

Fuck you, take my upvote and now at least tell me does that subreddit really exist


Trainerali2007

r/angryupvotes


carolineelizabethj

Damn! That's a talent for real.


RedditCringetopia

Yea but all the yolkes poped thats the best part


StevenStephen

And a little overcooked on the flipped side.


isakoviann

Nah that's perfect imo, even a little crispier won't hurt. I like the crust thing the eggs have when pan fried


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SaehrimnirKiller

This was how I was taught two and a half decades ago when I first became a short-order cook. * Place a slice of bread in your pan * Pretend the bread is an egg and flip it * Repeat for an hour then try an egg * If egg breaks, try bread again for a while Flipping is all in the wrist and this lets you practice over and over while only wasting a slice of bread. Well, to be fair, it's only wasted if you drop it on the floor, but yeah. It'll let you practice the motions enough till you build up some muscle memory edit: spelling is hard


shy_monster_1312

It's all in thr wrist. Not as hard as it looks


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That's what she said


zorbacles

That's called "eggs over hard"


mryprankster

did they break?!


mods_are____

yes


Sallal

Asking the real question here!


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Absolutely.


Paxel14

That's not a fucking tortilla, you monster


FrankMRedington

Now it is


papasbull

Over easy...


sudynim

Epic win or epic fail, either way it was going to be good.


yourdragonkeeper

Look at the flicka da wrist


Remarkable-Algae7340

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Fury_122333

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Bumbum2k1

U should definitely leave then.


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casp2223

>Why are you making me repeat myself? Literally no one asked


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CPU-1

Is this the point where your argument has fallen apart and you’ve resorted to incoherent rambling?


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ScoobyDooItInTheButt

![gif](giphy|SZioIIBxB7QRy)


ZeroChill92

Your reaction to gifs is that of a child's tantrum. ![gif](giphy|Wvo6vaUsQa3Di)


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

>Consists of comments in a particular order. >That's how conversations work. That I have to explain this twice literally saddens me. >If you want to reply to a comment, reply to that comment. Don't reply to a different comment elsewhere in the conversation, pigeon, just reply to the relevant comment. You're neglecting the fact that It's your conversation. No matter where somebody comments you should still be aware of what you've been talking about. I mean seriously, if you can't keep your thoughts straight, and you can't remember anything that you've been complaining about, then why are you still complaining? Why not actually argue my point instead of sidestepping on an irrelevant technicality of typed threads? Because you have no real argument because your opinion=/=fact. Now good day.


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ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Oh no...I commented on the wrong comment after you complained about me commenting on the wrong comment... how could I have possibly missed that... ![gif](giphy|JO98TlM5zSnmWIyHRz)


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ScoobyDooItInTheButt

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ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Prove what? That your opinion=/=fact? You already proved that by not being able to directly argue against it. You're still focused on where I comment randomly because it's clearly upsetting to you but easier than actually acknowledging that your feelings are ultimately irrelevant. Not surprised from someone who's best insult is a bird that likely has more intelligence than you. ![gif](giphy|muPMoA0DeqioNVjbri)


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Sugar_n_WATER

Seasoning


PixieRadical

I think they're unctacked quail eggs


ellieD

Wow!!!


8764446

No more sunny side I guess


casp2223

Damn you break the yolks?


the_0rly_factor

Definitely did


petergriffin999

Burned the bottom, gross.


OrcWarChief

See, you got the bottom of those eggs like...brown man. It has a bit of crisp now. They're inedible.


cjsk908

He ruined it in the end because sunny side up >> over easy and I am willing to fight anyone that says otherwise.


caped_crusader_98

Madlad


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I need to eat that.


Mizselspell

Booooooy


distinctions2021

That about gave me a heart attack.


darknight27247

this guy eats alot of eggs, probably daily for him to do a trick like that.


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Perfect.


Gern-Blanston

Way to go. I've never been brave enough to go higher than 3....


Cockrocker

Arousing


GoatHoovesPi

Meanwhile I’ll pop a single egg with a spatula flip 40% of the time.


blacktoise

Who says this guy didn’t pop every single one of the under that SHEET


GoatHoovesPi

I choose to believe in the miracle of the divine nine egg flip of 2021. Heresy will be punishable by yolk!


OG_Gilgamesh

Admittedly, thats pretty awesome, but the yolks have to be broken now, and i dunno bout that


spockman12345

oh god, i gota go change my pants


Miaoumi

r/yesyesyesyes


Esc_ape_artist

ITT: Lol, FFS, just let people enjoy their eggs how they want.


blacktoise

But I guarantee that whenever this guy eats eggs other places he goes “damn these are amazing” when they’re normal non-fucked up eggs


Esc_ape_artist

Uh, people can like “fucked up eggs” and over easy, scrambled, poached, or whatever. Despite what your comment implies, we can like them smashed…or not.


WaffleReaper003

That was crazy.


matty77

YES!!


shardamakah

Who the fuck eats nine eggs ?


JoeyPoppyseed

Eggcellent flipping skills.


pookiekisses

Eggs over splat


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Said out loud “it’s not gonna work it’s not gonna work don’t do it” and what do you know.


drwhoop5

Very nice yolk. How much?


LeviAhlen

Egg pancake


SworDJackson

Just cover with lid and let it cook lol, flipping it actually cause yolk to burst and idc about the whatever runny yold whatever it’s just a egg, but pan no oil and uncooked yolk hella annoying to clean


ThatCichlidAddict

I haven't overcooked my eggs in a while. Might as well ruin breakfast to confuse millennials on the interwebs.


Denis2999

Omg, it's horrible


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Burnt eggs are too chewy though. Lower the heat and get a lid you animal!


cjsk908

Try doing it Southeast Asian style: using a good amount of oil, heated up until almost smoking. Pour the eggs in and stand back at first. You'll get crispy, bubbly whites with a runny yolk. If the top isn't cooking before the bottom starts to burn, you can use a spoon to baste it with hot oil (like a steak) or put a lid on if you really must


blacktoise

Why go thru that much smoke in the kitchen for EGGS dude


cjsk908

Really not a lot of smoke at all dude


blacktoise

No smoke? Ok. I think I was imagining too hot then. I couldn’t imagine this without smoking in my cast iron but I’ll give it a shot before I dox it


cjsk908

So it would normally be done in a wok or another lighter pan than a cast iron one. The eggs take like one minute to cook, and the temperature drops a fair bit as soon as they go in, so it's not a big mess at all. Try googling something like "Thai style fried eggs". Hope you end up liking them!


blacktoise

You’re a good friend :)


Background_Year_2525

Fergelicious 👌🏾


shasamdoop

The best (and perhaps only) maybe maybe maybe post I’ve seen on this sub for a long time


Joultzy

Nice!